and Ryerson I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times too you told me not to
a couple times too you told me not to
a couple times too you told me not to anymore well Ned Ryerson
anymore well Ned Ryerson
anymore well Ned Ryerson bang-bang is honesty always the best
bang-bang is honesty always the best
bang-bang is honesty always the best policy welcome to watchmojo.com and
policy welcome to watchmojo.com and
policy welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 lies we all tell by clicking
the top 10 lies we all tell by clicking
the top 10 lies we all tell by clicking agree you are also acknowledging that
agree you are also acknowledging that
agree you are also acknowledging that Apple may show your mouth to the
Apple may show your mouth to the
Apple may show your mouth to the butthole of another attitude user Bob
butthole of another attitude user Bob
butthole of another attitude user Bob life for this list we focused on those
life for this list we focused on those
life for this list we focused on those everyday mostly harmless white lies that
everyday mostly harmless white lies that
everyday mostly harmless white lies that were all guilty of telling from time to
were all guilty of telling from time to
were all guilty of telling from time to time what about this gorgeous urban
time what about this gorgeous urban
time what about this gorgeous urban myths aren’t included
myths aren’t included
myths aren’t included nor are tooth fairies Easter bunnies or
nor are tooth fairies Easter bunnies or
nor are tooth fairies Easter bunnies or Santa Clauses oh my god seeing it here I
Santa Clauses oh my god seeing it here I
Santa Clauses oh my god seeing it here I know him and there’s no room for making
know him and there’s no room for making
know him and there’s no room for making a political point or for controversial
a political point or for controversial
a political point or for controversial scientific arguments come on quickly
scientific arguments come on quickly
scientific arguments come on quickly number 10 my phone died
no matter how many times you’ve been
no matter how many times you’ve been messaged called or just generally
messaged called or just generally
messaged called or just generally contacted sometimes you just can’t be
contacted sometimes you just can’t be
contacted sometimes you just can’t be bothered to reply there’s not usually an
bothered to reply there’s not usually an
bothered to reply there’s not usually an exact reason why you can’t be bothered
exact reason why you can’t be bothered
exact reason why you can’t be bothered you just can’t then you meet the person
you just can’t then you meet the person
you just can’t then you meet the person you’ve been ignoring face-to-face and
you’ve been ignoring face-to-face and
you’ve been ignoring face-to-face and suddenly your license week no I didn’t
suddenly your license week no I didn’t
suddenly your license week no I didn’t see your text my phone’s been messing up
see your text my phone’s been messing up
see your text my phone’s been messing up lately I think my cells been hacked by a
lately I think my cells been hacked by a
lately I think my cells been hacked by a disembodied force no matter how you
disembodied force no matter how you
disembodied force no matter how you dress it up
dress it up
dress it up no one’s believing you why because
no one’s believing you why because
no one’s believing you why because message read reports don’t lie this is
message read reports don’t lie this is
message read reports don’t lie this is the way you do it huh my appointment
the way you do it huh my appointment
the way you do it huh my appointment what am I supposed to do you won’t
what am I supposed to do you won’t
what am I supposed to do you won’t answer my calls you change your number I
answer my calls you change your number I
answer my calls you change your number I mean I’m not gonna be ignored Dan number
mean I’m not gonna be ignored Dan number
mean I’m not gonna be ignored Dan number nine no that doesn’t make you look fat
nine no that doesn’t make you look fat
nine no that doesn’t make you look fat oh my god what the hell is that D
oh my god what the hell is that D
oh my god what the hell is that D weddings what was the theme humiliation
weddings what was the theme humiliation
weddings what was the theme humiliation naturally not to many of us want to
naturally not to many of us want to
naturally not to many of us want to offend anybody and least of all our
offend anybody and least of all our
offend anybody and least of all our friends are you mocking me with that
friends are you mocking me with that
friends are you mocking me with that outfit mark and you know I’m not mocking
outfit mark and you know I’m not mocking
outfit mark and you know I’m not mocking you judge but when your pal values an
you judge but when your pal values an
you judge but when your pal values an opinion and that opinions in relation to
opinion and that opinions in relation to
opinion and that opinions in relation to how good or bad they look in an item of
how good or bad they look in an item of
how good or bad they look in an item of clothing often the easiest thing to do
clothing often the easiest thing to do
clothing often the easiest thing to do is lie nice by telling my toes it cool
is lie nice by telling my toes it cool
is lie nice by telling my toes it cool no one wants their buddy to look bad
no one wants their buddy to look bad
no one wants their buddy to look bad although when they’re stressing out over
although when they’re stressing out over
although when they’re stressing out over the cut of their genes or the fit of
the cut of their genes or the fit of
the cut of their genes or the fit of their frock then within reason the best
their frock then within reason the best
their frock then within reason the best and easiest thing to do is tone down the
and easiest thing to do is tone down the
and easiest thing to do is tone down the truth
truth
truth when in doubt yeah that looks great on
when in doubt yeah that looks great on
when in doubt yeah that looks great on you are probably the winning words I
you are probably the winning words I
you are probably the winning words I don’t think this one’s too bad yes
don’t think this one’s too bad yes
don’t think this one’s too bad yes fabulous really yeah number eight
fabulous really yeah number eight
fabulous really yeah number eight I am never drinking again what’s up
I am never drinking again what’s up
I am never drinking again what’s up captain last night evil and what I’m
captain last night evil and what I’m
captain last night evil and what I’m missing a tooth I can’t oh ok so
missing a tooth I can’t oh ok so
missing a tooth I can’t oh ok so hopefully this isn’t a lie we tell every
hopefully this isn’t a lie we tell every
hopefully this isn’t a lie we tell every day but every so often we’ve all been
day but every so often we’ve all been
day but every so often we’ve all been here 8 p.m. Friday you’ve got your first
here 8 p.m. Friday you’ve got your first
here 8 p.m. Friday you’ve got your first drink in hand and there seem to be
drink in hand and there seem to be
drink in hand and there seem to be endless fun-filled possibilities ahead
endless fun-filled possibilities ahead
endless fun-filled possibilities ahead I’m never drinking 10 a.m. Saturday you
I’m never drinking 10 a.m. Saturday you
I’m never drinking 10 a.m. Saturday you can’t move a muscle there’s vomit in
can’t move a muscle there’s vomit in
can’t move a muscle there’s vomit in your hair and you’re really hoping that
your hair and you’re really hoping that
your hair and you’re really hoping that you didn’t dirty dance with that hottie
you didn’t dirty dance with that hottie
you didn’t dirty dance with that hottie from your work it’s then that you speak
from your work it’s then that you speak
from your work it’s then that you speak these immortal words let’s never drink
these immortal words let’s never drink
these immortal words let’s never drink again and we never did Ally passed down
again and we never did Ally passed down
again and we never did Ally passed down through the ages it said with every
through the ages it said with every
through the ages it said with every ounce of sincerity but ignored every
ounce of sincerity but ignored every
ounce of sincerity but ignored every weekend you can never never ask me to
weekend you can never never ask me to
weekend you can never never ask me to stop drinking
stop drinking
stop drinking you understand number seven I can’t I
you understand number seven I can’t I
you understand number seven I can’t I have a headache understand you tried to
have a headache understand you tried to
have a headache understand you tried to collude yourself ask me anything
collude yourself ask me anything
collude yourself ask me anything I’m telling about that I had a headache
I’m telling about that I had a headache
I’m telling about that I had a headache probably one of the most commonplace on
probably one of the most commonplace on
probably one of the most commonplace on today’s countdown whenever anybody’s
today’s countdown whenever anybody’s
today’s countdown whenever anybody’s faced with the possibility of doing
faced with the possibility of doing
faced with the possibility of doing anything they don’t want to do they
anything they don’t want to do they
anything they don’t want to do they suddenly develop a headache now I’ve got
suddenly develop a headache now I’ve got
suddenly develop a headache now I’ve got a headache it’s a universal lie don’t
a headache it’s a universal lie don’t
a headache it’s a universal lie don’t fancy going to class headache class
fancy going to class headache class
fancy going to class headache class dismissed
dismissed
dismissed I have an enormous headache in my I want
I have an enormous headache in my I want
I have an enormous headache in my I want to skip today’s gym session headache
to skip today’s gym session headache
to skip today’s gym session headache you’re in a relationship but you’re just
you’re in a relationship but you’re just
you’re in a relationship but you’re just not in the mood for snuggle time
not in the mood for snuggle time
not in the mood for snuggle time headache
headache
headache and if anybody challenges you then just
and if anybody challenges you then just
and if anybody challenges you then just hike up the symptoms until they have to
hike up the symptoms until they have to
hike up the symptoms until they have to take you seriously
take you seriously
take you seriously works every time I have a headache it
works every time I have a headache it
works every time I have a headache it might be a tumor it’s not a tumor number
might be a tumor it’s not a tumor number
might be a tumor it’s not a tumor number six I’m sorry I’m busy that day
six I’m sorry I’m busy that day
six I’m sorry I’m busy that day I mean you’re you get busy I’m bricks
I mean you’re you get busy I’m bricks
I mean you’re you get busy I’m bricks you he wanted specimens
you he wanted specimens
you he wanted specimens I do but I can’t patient Sharon when
I do but I can’t patient Sharon when
I do but I can’t patient Sharon when making plans that you’ve absolutely no
making plans that you’ve absolutely no
making plans that you’ve absolutely no intention of actually realizing this is
intention of actually realizing this is
intention of actually realizing this is evasion at its easiest and it works
evasion at its easiest and it works
evasion at its easiest and it works wonders until the person you’re trying
wonders until the person you’re trying
wonders until the person you’re trying to avoid is frustratingly flexible with
to avoid is frustratingly flexible with
to avoid is frustratingly flexible with their time now I just got a lot of stuff
their time now I just got a lot of stuff
their time now I just got a lot of stuff going on some things I got to do
going on some things I got to do
going on some things I got to do issues pending keep me pretty busy this
issues pending keep me pretty busy this
issues pending keep me pretty busy this light also gets a little difficult to
light also gets a little difficult to
light also gets a little difficult to maintain
maintain
maintain if ever you’re pressed for the reason
if ever you’re pressed for the reason
if ever you’re pressed for the reason why you’re busy under pressure you’ll
why you’re busy under pressure you’ll
why you’re busy under pressure you’ll likely give the lamest reason you can
likely give the lamest reason you can
likely give the lamest reason you can think of off the top of your head sucks
think of off the top of your head sucks
think of off the top of your head sucks I’m going to be out of town you know
I’m going to be out of town you know
I’m going to be out of town you know what diet is when is it Fri night time
what diet is when is it Fri night time
what diet is when is it Fri night time you spoke at the same time I did just
you spoke at the same time I did just
you spoke at the same time I did just then it’s almost like you’re committed
then it’s almost like you’re committed
then it’s almost like you’re committed to saying what you were saying
to saying what you were saying
to saying what you were saying regardless of what I was gonna say
regardless of what I was gonna say
regardless of what I was gonna say unfortunately washing your hair just
unfortunately washing your hair just
unfortunately washing your hair just isn’t a reasonable excuse in the real
isn’t a reasonable excuse in the real
isn’t a reasonable excuse in the real world I figure I’d cut you a break and
world I figure I’d cut you a break and
world I figure I’d cut you a break and give you the honor of going with the
give you the honor of going with the
give you the honor of going with the best-looking guy in school yeah well I’m
best-looking guy in school yeah well I’m
best-looking guy in school yeah well I’m busy yeah doing what washing my hair wow
busy yeah doing what washing my hair wow
busy yeah doing what washing my hair wow that’s a bunch bunnies the screen door
that’s a bunch bunnies the screen door
that’s a bunch bunnies the screen door on a battleship screen during a
on a battleship screen during a
on a battleship screen during a submarine in dork
submarine in dork
submarine in dork number five if you tell me I won’t get
number five if you tell me I won’t get
number five if you tell me I won’t get mad okay I promise oh I stopped taking
mad okay I promise oh I stopped taking
mad okay I promise oh I stopped taking the pill three months ago or in other
the pill three months ago or in other
the pill three months ago or in other words I’m already mad so whatever you
words I’m already mad so whatever you
words I’m already mad so whatever you say next isn’t gonna make the slightest
say next isn’t gonna make the slightest
say next isn’t gonna make the slightest bit of difference a favorite for parents
bit of difference a favorite for parents
bit of difference a favorite for parents when speaking to their children or for
when speaking to their children or for
when speaking to their children or for couples in the midst of an argument it’s
couples in the midst of an argument it’s
couples in the midst of an argument it’s an untruth that toes the line between
an untruth that toes the line between
an untruth that toes the line between anger and rationality but almost always
anger and rationality but almost always
anger and rationality but almost always falls into the former I’m as bad as hell
falls into the former I’m as bad as hell
falls into the former I’m as bad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore
and I’m not going to take this anymore
and I’m not going to take this anymore words can be falsified but that furious
words can be falsified but that furious
words can be falsified but that furious frantic I absolutely despise you right
frantic I absolutely despise you right
frantic I absolutely despise you right now look in your eye can’t be there’s no
now look in your eye can’t be there’s no
now look in your eye can’t be there’s no need to get angry it’s your fault
need to get angry it’s your fault
need to get angry it’s your fault number four yeah I’m listening what are
number four yeah I’m listening what are
number four yeah I’m listening what are you talking about I’m losing every
you talking about I’m losing every
you talking about I’m losing every single word
got this down to a science we all say it
got this down to a science we all say it and sometimes we generally are but
and sometimes we generally are but
and sometimes we generally are but usually our ear is away from the phone
usually our ear is away from the phone
usually our ear is away from the phone or we’re checking social media online
or we’re checking social media online
or we’re checking social media online shopping thinking about dinner anything
shopping thinking about dinner anything
shopping thinking about dinner anything other than listening to whoever speaking
other than listening to whoever speaking
other than listening to whoever speaking to us I can’t get out of this constant
to us I can’t get out of this constant
to us I can’t get out of this constant rut that I’m feeling and I’m scared and
rut that I’m feeling and I’m scared and
rut that I’m feeling and I’m scared and wait what dude are you like filing your
wait what dude are you like filing your
wait what dude are you like filing your taxes it’s perfect
taxes it’s perfect
taxes it’s perfect don’t even worry about it okay I’m
don’t even worry about it okay I’m
don’t even worry about it okay I’m listening as long as there’s the dull
listening as long as there’s the dull
listening as long as there’s the dull murmur of their continued speech then
murmur of their continued speech then
murmur of their continued speech then all we need to do is answer with the
all we need to do is answer with the
all we need to do is answer with the occasional yes no or I know what you
occasional yes no or I know what you
occasional yes no or I know what you mean I want a parakeet generator totally
mean I want a parakeet generator totally
mean I want a parakeet generator totally not even listening to me no I heard you
not even listening to me no I heard you
not even listening to me no I heard you I just like but we don’t know what they
I just like but we don’t know what they
I just like but we don’t know what they mean because we haven’t the foggiest
mean because we haven’t the foggiest
mean because we haven’t the foggiest idea what they’re even talking about or
idea what they’re even talking about or
idea what they’re even talking about or even that they’re still talking she has
even that they’re still talking she has
even that they’re still talking she has told me I just found out so I’m a little
told me I just found out so I’m a little
told me I just found out so I’m a little raw yes it’s Falcon well you’re not
raw yes it’s Falcon well you’re not
raw yes it’s Falcon well you’re not listen hmm number three it’s not you
listen hmm number three it’s not you
listen hmm number three it’s not you it’s me you’re giving me the it’s not
it’s me you’re giving me the it’s not
it’s me you’re giving me the it’s not you it’s me routine I invented it’s not
you it’s me routine I invented it’s not
you it’s me routine I invented it’s not you it’s me nobody tells me it’s them
you it’s me nobody tells me it’s them
you it’s me nobody tells me it’s them not me if it’s anybody it’s me
not me if it’s anybody it’s me
not me if it’s anybody it’s me Oh Seinfeld’s George Costanza claims to
Oh Seinfeld’s George Costanza claims to
Oh Seinfeld’s George Costanza claims to have invented our third-placed fib and
have invented our third-placed fib and
have invented our third-placed fib and it’s been a break-up standard for quite
it’s been a break-up standard for quite
it’s been a break-up standard for quite some time it’s not you at all of course
some time it’s not you at all of course
some time it’s not you at all of course it’s me you can’t say that you’re
it’s me you can’t say that you’re
it’s me you can’t say that you’re breaking up with me it’s not it’s me I
breaking up with me it’s not it’s me I
breaking up with me it’s not it’s me I don’t like you and me alive it’s been
don’t like you and me alive it’s been
don’t like you and me alive it’s been proven as psychologically problematic
proven as psychologically problematic
proven as psychologically problematic it’s delivered by the person within a
it’s delivered by the person within a
it’s delivered by the person within a doomed relationship that’s directly
doomed relationship that’s directly
doomed relationship that’s directly doing the dooming it doesn’t work that
doing the dooming it doesn’t work that
doing the dooming it doesn’t work that way it doesn’t just make it better
way it doesn’t just make it better
way it doesn’t just make it better personally shouldering the blame for the
personally shouldering the blame for the
personally shouldering the blame for the break-up might sound gallant in your
break-up might sound gallant in your
break-up might sound gallant in your head but this phrase just sounds lazy
head but this phrase just sounds lazy
head but this phrase just sounds lazy when it’s out in the open
when it’s out in the open
when it’s out in the open you think it’s only ever uttered in the
you think it’s only ever uttered in the
you think it’s only ever uttered in the movies until that frightful day it’s
movies until that frightful day it’s
movies until that frightful day it’s delivered to you there girl lying again
delivered to you there girl lying again
delivered to you there girl lying again no it was you you’re just so predictable
no it was you you’re just so predictable
no it was you you’re just so predictable smile number two I’m on my way oh yeah
smile number two I’m on my way oh yeah
smile number two I’m on my way oh yeah um I’m away punctuality is just plain
um I’m away punctuality is just plain
um I’m away punctuality is just plain impossible for some people and those
impossible for some people and those
impossible for some people and those people are forever falling back onto
people are forever falling back onto
people are forever falling back onto this fabrication when somebody says I’m
this fabrication when somebody says I’m
this fabrication when somebody says I’m on my way it usually means
on my way it usually means
on my way it usually means they’re just about to shower or they’re
they’re just about to shower or they’re
they’re just about to shower or they’re finishing their breakfast or they’re not
finishing their breakfast or they’re not
finishing their breakfast or they’re not even out of bed yet pretty important eat
even out of bed yet pretty important eat
even out of bed yet pretty important eat no meat either way they’re never on
no meat either way they’re never on
no meat either way they’re never on their way sometimes they put a precise
their way sometimes they put a precise
their way sometimes they put a precise time frame on things I know I said it’d
time frame on things I know I said it’d
time frame on things I know I said it’d be the five but I’m sitting in traffic
be the five but I’m sitting in traffic
be the five but I’m sitting in traffic and my hands are tied so that’s on to
and my hands are tied so that’s on to
and my hands are tied so that’s on to occupy you on getting back to you I’ll
occupy you on getting back to you I’ll
occupy you on getting back to you I’ll be there in five minutes or ten or
be there in five minutes or ten or
be there in five minutes or ten or fifteen but it only doubles the
fifteen but it only doubles the
fifteen but it only doubles the disappointment when they’re two hours
disappointment when they’re two hours
disappointment when they’re two hours late and they haven’t even showered
late and they haven’t even showered
late and they haven’t even showered anyway oh man I can’t be late on the
anyway oh man I can’t be late on the
anyway oh man I can’t be late on the first day before we unveil our number
first day before we unveil our number
first day before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable
one pick here are some honorable
one pick here are some honorable mentions let’s keep in touch
mentions let’s keep in touch
mentions let’s keep in touch yes let’s
I think I’m gonna call it a night uh I
I think I’m gonna call it a night uh I gotta get an early start tomorrow are
gotta get an early start tomorrow are
gotta get an early start tomorrow are you kidding
you kidding
you kidding no thanks for dinner I don’t usually do
no thanks for dinner I don’t usually do
no thanks for dinner I don’t usually do this but I felt compelled to tell you
this but I felt compelled to tell you
this but I felt compelled to tell you something oh you have an absolutely
something oh you have an absolutely
something oh you have an absolutely breathtaking heinie number one I’m fine
breathtaking heinie number one I’m fine
breathtaking heinie number one I’m fine totally fine I don’t know why it’s
totally fine I don’t know why it’s
totally fine I don’t know why it’s coming out all loud and squeaky cuz
coming out all loud and squeaky cuz
coming out all loud and squeaky cuz really I’m fine fine has quickly
really I’m fine fine has quickly
really I’m fine fine has quickly developed into a one word oxymoron
developed into a one word oxymoron
developed into a one word oxymoron dictionary definitions for fine range
dictionary definitions for fine range
dictionary definitions for fine range from the agreeable good or satisfactory
from the agreeable good or satisfactory
from the agreeable good or satisfactory to the superlative high-quality or
to the superlative high-quality or
to the superlative high-quality or admirable I’m fine Dean I can still go
admirable I’m fine Dean I can still go
admirable I’m fine Dean I can still go out there I can still hunt really and
out there I can still hunt really and
out there I can still hunt really and yet whenever it’s thrown into everyday
yet whenever it’s thrown into everyday
yet whenever it’s thrown into everyday speech it usually means that something
speech it usually means that something
speech it usually means that something is slightly or severely disagreeable
is slightly or severely disagreeable
is slightly or severely disagreeable trust me everything’s gonna be fine
ask your partner how they are if they’re
ask your partner how they are if they’re fine then they’re anything but come on
fine then they’re anything but come on
fine then they’re anything but come on man what’s wrong with you nothing I’m
man what’s wrong with you nothing I’m
man what’s wrong with you nothing I’m fine so you really live like that yeah
fine so you really live like that yeah
fine so you really live like that yeah cuz I’m bad seek praise from your boss
cuz I’m bad seek praise from your boss
cuz I’m bad seek praise from your boss at work if you’re doing fine then you’re
at work if you’re doing fine then you’re
at work if you’re doing fine then you’re not doing enough it’s fine to feel fine
not doing enough it’s fine to feel fine
not doing enough it’s fine to feel fine just don’t say you’re feeling fine
just don’t say you’re feeling fine
just don’t say you’re feeling fine because that’s not fine can you tell us
because that’s not fine can you tell us
because that’s not fine can you tell us if they’ve been any fatalities nobody’s
if they’ve been any fatalities nobody’s
if they’ve been any fatalities nobody’s dying at the moment everything’s fine
dying at the moment everything’s fine
dying at the moment everything’s fine there have been some recent deaths due
there have been some recent deaths due
there have been some recent deaths due to the major incident but that’s over
to the major incident but that’s over
to the major incident but that’s over now and everything’s fine do you agree
now and everything’s fine do you agree
now and everything’s fine do you agree with our list you lied to me which lie
with our list you lied to me which lie
with our list you lied to me which lie did we overlook Dominique has visit a
did we overlook Dominique has visit a
did we overlook Dominique has visit a great help it’s a good kick for more
great help it’s a good kick for more
great help it’s a good kick for more totally truthful top 10s published every
totally truthful top 10s published every
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