Top 10 Movie Couples with the Worst Chemistry

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you know what you should really try the hot sauce oh oh oh I promise I’m

hot sauce oh oh oh I promise I’m

hot sauce oh oh oh I promise I’m slightly less dorky than you think some

slightly less dorky than you think some

slightly less dorky than you think some things just don’t go together and people

things just don’t go together and people

things just don’t go together and people are no exception I’m really sorry about

are no exception I’m really sorry about

are no exception I’m really sorry about last night

last night

last night I couldn’t have been easy on you

I couldn’t have been easy on you

I couldn’t have been easy on you definitely moment my list of top 10

definitely moment my list of top 10

definitely moment my list of top 10 favourite evenings you have a list

favourite evenings you have a list

favourite evenings you have a list welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10 movie couples with the worst chemistry

movie couples with the worst chemistry

movie couples with the worst chemistry well you’re quicker than most fellas

well you’re quicker than most fellas

well you’re quicker than most fellas generally they wake up afterwards for

generally they wake up afterwards for

generally they wake up afterwards for this list we’re taking aim at those

this list we’re taking aim at those

this list we’re taking aim at those actors that are supposed to be in love

actors that are supposed to be in love

actors that are supposed to be in love on screen or at the very least they’re

on screen or at the very least they’re

on screen or at the very least they’re supposed to feel a little spark for each

supposed to feel a little spark for each

supposed to feel a little spark for each other but failed to convince the

other but failed to convince the

other but failed to convince the audience of their feelings have a bit of

audience of their feelings have a bit of

audience of their feelings have a bit of a dental emergency you know you don’t

a dental emergency you know you don’t

a dental emergency you know you don’t have to make up stories cam if you want

have to make up stories cam if you want

have to make up stories cam if you want to see me all you have to do is ask no

to see me all you have to do is ask no

to see me all you have to do is ask no seriously we’re not limiting our choices

seriously we’re not limiting our choices

seriously we’re not limiting our choices to couples however and are also

to couples however and are also

to couples however and are also including love triangles where the

including love triangles where the

including love triangles where the chemistry is non-existent I can’t

chemistry is non-existent I can’t

chemistry is non-existent I can’t believe this a f–king man okay I really

believe this a f–king man okay I really

believe this a f–king man okay I really thought this was all about sharing what

thought this was all about sharing what

thought this was all about sharing what are you telling people where we are now

are you telling people where we are now

are you telling people where we are now mind your own business

mind your own business

mind your own business go blow me listen pop you shut up number

go blow me listen pop you shut up number

go blow me listen pop you shut up number 10 Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman

10 Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman

10 Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman bewitched we’re about to kiss our ring I

bewitched we’re about to kiss our ring I

bewitched we’re about to kiss our ring I thought so but thanks for ruining the

thought so but thanks for ruining the

thought so but thanks for ruining the moment miss narrator ah the 2005 film

moment miss narrator ah the 2005 film

moment miss narrator ah the 2005 film version of bewitched was dead on arrival

version of bewitched was dead on arrival

version of bewitched was dead on arrival because it had no idea what it wanted to

because it had no idea what it wanted to

because it had no idea what it wanted to be hello daddy well if it isn’t my spell

be hello daddy well if it isn’t my spell

be hello daddy well if it isn’t my spell casting magical daughter who gave up

casting magical daughter who gave up

casting magical daughter who gave up weight Scott is it a satire a remake for

weight Scott is it a satire a remake for

weight Scott is it a satire a remake for an homage to the classic 60s comedy

an homage to the classic 60s comedy

an homage to the classic 60s comedy series a couple changes to the script it

series a couple changes to the script it

series a couple changes to the script it was running a little long so

was running a little long so

was running a little long so we cut your lines they think it this way

we cut your lines they think it this way

we cut your lines they think it this way it’s less to memorize since the film

it’s less to memorize since the film

it’s less to memorize since the film can’t make up its mind Kidman and

can’t make up its mind Kidman and

can’t make up its mind Kidman and Ferrell have little chance at creating

Ferrell have little chance at creating

Ferrell have little chance at creating three-dimensional characters listen

three-dimensional characters listen

three-dimensional characters listen maybe we could go to dinner tonight god

maybe we could go to dinner tonight god

maybe we could go to dinner tonight god I’m so nervous I don’t think so I have

I’m so nervous I don’t think so I have

I’m so nervous I don’t think so I have to get home well no you won’t make it a

to get home well no you won’t make it a

to get home well no you won’t make it a date love us I’ll just happen to stop by

date love us I’ll just happen to stop by

date love us I’ll just happen to stop by your place and ask you for hungry no yes

your place and ask you for hungry no yes

your place and ask you for hungry no yes that’s a yes no in the end she just

that’s a yes no in the end she just

that’s a yes no in the end she just comes off as a naive inconsistently

comes off as a naive inconsistently

comes off as a naive inconsistently written airhead and he comes off as an

written airhead and he comes off as an

written airhead and he comes off as an egotistical childish jerk oh I just look

egotistical childish jerk oh I just look

egotistical childish jerk oh I just look one more one more just just just one

one more one more just just just one

one more one more just just just one more in the second I’m being a jerk you

more in the second I’m being a jerk you

more in the second I’m being a jerk you can yell hey he’s being a jerk they’re

can yell hey he’s being a jerk they’re

can yell hey he’s being a jerk they’re forced relationship makes no sense but

forced relationship makes no sense but

forced relationship makes no sense but neither do any of the other motivations

neither do any of the other motivations

neither do any of the other motivations in this film that is cool that’s great

in this film that is cool that’s great

in this film that is cool that’s great you were very frustrating did you have

you were very frustrating did you have

you were very frustrating did you have some Daniel day-lewis thing happening

some Daniel day-lewis thing happening

some Daniel day-lewis thing happening here

here

here the most impressive magic in the movie

the most impressive magic in the movie

the most impressive magic in the movie may have been when they made their

may have been when they made their

may have been when they made their chemistry disappear Wow yikes

chemistry disappear Wow yikes

chemistry disappear Wow yikes ah Tara it’s okay no I was terrible I

ah Tara it’s okay no I was terrible I

ah Tara it’s okay no I was terrible I don’t think mine was good either

don’t think mine was good either

don’t think mine was good either number 9 Mark Wahlberg and Zooey

number 9 Mark Wahlberg and Zooey

number 9 Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel The Happening be back yes

Deschanel The Happening be back yes

Deschanel The Happening be back yes what are they saying they’re evacuating

what are they saying they’re evacuating

what are they saying they’re evacuating New York City M night Shyamalan doesn’t

New York City M night Shyamalan doesn’t

New York City M night Shyamalan doesn’t exactly have a knack for demonstrating

exactly have a knack for demonstrating

exactly have a knack for demonstrating how couples interact or how human beings

how couples interact or how human beings

how couples interact or how human beings talk Ellie

talk Ellie

talk Ellie yeah

yeah

yeah it’s just making sure you’re there thus

it’s just making sure you’re there thus

it’s just making sure you’re there thus Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel have

Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel have

Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel have even less personality than the killer

even less personality than the killer

even less personality than the killer plants in the happening sorry about

plants in the happening sorry about

plants in the happening sorry about everything

everything

everything Joey I was being stupid you’ve been

Joey I was being stupid you’ve been

Joey I was being stupid you’ve been great taken care of chess their

great taken care of chess their

great taken care of chess their relationship is supposedly intended to

relationship is supposedly intended to

relationship is supposedly intended to be the film’s emotional core however

be the film’s emotional core however

be the film’s emotional core however they’re so deadpan and lifeless that

they’re so deadpan and lifeless that

they’re so deadpan and lifeless that nobody cares if these individuals

nobody cares if these individuals

nobody cares if these individuals overcome this epidemic or sort out their

overcome this epidemic or sort out their

overcome this epidemic or sort out their marriage problems we’re gonna die I want

marriage problems we’re gonna die I want

marriage problems we’re gonna die I want you to know something I was in a

you to know something I was in a

you to know something I was in a pharmacy awhile ago it was a really

pharmacy awhile ago it was a really

pharmacy awhile ago it was a really good-looking pharmacist behind the

good-looking pharmacist behind the

good-looking pharmacist behind the counter really good-looking I went up

counter really good-looking I went up

counter really good-looking I went up and I asked where the cough syrup was I

and I asked where the cough syrup was I

and I asked where the cough syrup was I didn’t even have a call it would have

didn’t even have a call it would have

didn’t even have a call it would have made more sense if they turned out to be

made more sense if they turned out to be

made more sense if they turned out to be pod people all along would have been a

pod people all along would have been a

pod people all along would have been a better twist to planning on stealing

better twist to planning on stealing

better twist to planning on stealing something

something

something no ma’am we’re not plan on murdering me

no ma’am we’re not plan on murdering me

no ma’am we’re not plan on murdering me in my sleep

in my sleep

in my sleep what no number eight Leonardo DiCaprio

what no number eight Leonardo DiCaprio

what no number eight Leonardo DiCaprio and Cameron Diaz Gangs of New York

and Cameron Diaz Gangs of New York

and Cameron Diaz Gangs of New York what Sutton that is a gift from mr.

what Sutton that is a gift from mr.

what Sutton that is a gift from mr. cutting Martin Scorsese is great at

cutting Martin Scorsese is great at

cutting Martin Scorsese is great at depicting complex abusive relationships

depicting complex abusive relationships

depicting complex abusive relationships between dysfunctional people but

between dysfunctional people but

between dysfunctional people but sweeping romance hasn’t exactly proven

sweeping romance hasn’t exactly proven

sweeping romance hasn’t exactly proven to be a strongest suit quite a pair of

to be a strongest suit quite a pair of

to be a strongest suit quite a pair of conversation s aren’t you

maybe not for deep thinkers the love

maybe not for deep thinkers the love story is pretty tacked on in gangs of

story is pretty tacked on in gangs of

story is pretty tacked on in gangs of New York with DiCaprio’s Amsterdam and

New York with DiCaprio’s Amsterdam and

New York with DiCaprio’s Amsterdam and Diaz’s Jenny failing to light up the

Diaz’s Jenny failing to light up the

Diaz’s Jenny failing to light up the screen together this will all be

screen together this will all be

screen together this will all be finished tomorrow no wound their

finished tomorrow no wound their

finished tomorrow no wound their chemistry is at soap-opera levels which

chemistry is at soap-opera levels which

chemistry is at soap-opera levels which you could argue is in the tradition of

you could argue is in the tradition of

you could argue is in the tradition of other Hollywood epics this is what I

other Hollywood epics this is what I

other Hollywood epics this is what I wanted to show you this is where we’re

wanted to show you this is where we’re

wanted to show you this is where we’re gonna go as soon as you get well unlike

gonna go as soon as you get well unlike

gonna go as soon as you get well unlike Titanic though the romance here simply

Titanic though the romance here simply

Titanic though the romance here simply never feels genuine what to miss two

never feels genuine what to miss two

never feels genuine what to miss two stars it doesn’t help the DI seems

stars it doesn’t help the DI seems

stars it doesn’t help the DI seems miscast in her role altogether although

miscast in her role altogether although

miscast in her role altogether although she does give it her best shot I was 12

she does give it her best shot I was 12

she does give it her best shot I was 12 years old my mother was stood I was

years old my mother was stood I was

years old my mother was stood I was living in a doorway he took me in took

living in a doorway he took me in took

living in a doorway he took me in took care of me his own way number seven Dane

care of me his own way number seven Dane

care of me his own way number seven Dane Cook and Jessica Alba good love Chuck

Cook and Jessica Alba good love Chuck

Cook and Jessica Alba good love Chuck somebody somewhere got it into their

somebody somewhere got it into their

somebody somewhere got it into their head that once a girl’s been with me

head that once a girl’s been with me

head that once a girl’s been with me she’ll meet her true love with the next

she’ll meet her true love with the next

she’ll meet her true love with the next guy that she goes out with us you

guy that she goes out with us you

guy that she goes out with us you believe it

believe it

believe it please people will believe whatever they

please people will believe whatever they

please people will believe whatever they want to believe we WatchMojo have made

want to believe we WatchMojo have made

want to believe we WatchMojo have made our feelings for Jessica Alba’s acting

our feelings for Jessica Alba’s acting

our feelings for Jessica Alba’s acting clear and Dane Cook fits into that

clear and Dane Cook fits into that

clear and Dane Cook fits into that category too I’m just

category too I’m just

category too I’m just not emotionally available at this time

not emotionally available at this time

not emotionally available at this time I’m okay with that

I’m okay with that

I’m okay with that I’m looking for more of a physical

I’m looking for more of a physical

I’m looking for more of a physical relationship anyway so I’ve heard these

relationship anyway so I’ve heard these

relationship anyway so I’ve heard these acting powerhouses partner for good luck

acting powerhouses partner for good luck

acting powerhouses partner for good luck Chuck

Chuck

Chuck where every woman who sleeps with cooks

where every woman who sleeps with cooks

where every woman who sleeps with cooks Chuck finds her true love immediately

Chuck finds her true love immediately

Chuck finds her true love immediately afterwards and Alva’s the girl he hopes

afterwards and Alva’s the girl he hopes

afterwards and Alva’s the girl he hopes will break the curse

will break the curse

will break the curse look I just I know three women you’ve

look I just I know three women you’ve

look I just I know three women you’ve gone out with I’m just not into dating a

gone out with I’m just not into dating a

gone out with I’m just not into dating a sport but we find it hard to believe

sport but we find it hard to believe

sport but we find it hard to believe these two even want to be in the same

these two even want to be in the same

these two even want to be in the same room together let alone spend the rest

room together let alone spend the rest

room together let alone spend the rest of their lives with one another I can’t

of their lives with one another I can’t

of their lives with one another I can’t believe you’re still sick how long has

believe you’re still sick how long has

believe you’re still sick how long has it been two weeks it’s uh it’s killing

it been two weeks it’s uh it’s killing

it been two weeks it’s uh it’s killing me but you know I don’t want to infect

me but you know I don’t want to infect

me but you know I don’t want to infect you at this point I wouldn’t mind you

you at this point I wouldn’t mind you

you at this point I wouldn’t mind you can actually see the leads trying to

can actually see the leads trying to

can actually see the leads trying to look like they’re attracted to each

look like they’re attracted to each

look like they’re attracted to each other a sure sign of sexual

other a sure sign of sexual

other a sure sign of sexual compatibility if ever we’ve seen one we

compatibility if ever we’ve seen one we

compatibility if ever we’ve seen one we think Chuck’s luck done run out I’m very

think Chuck’s luck done run out I’m very

think Chuck’s luck done run out I’m very close to changing my phone number do you

close to changing my phone number do you

close to changing my phone number do you understand

number six Ben Affleck and Jennifer

number six Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez Julie so I guess this is just my

Lopez Julie so I guess this is just my

Lopez Julie so I guess this is just my roundabout way of saying that it is

roundabout way of saying that it is

roundabout way of saying that it is women who are in fact the most desirable

women who are in fact the most desirable

women who are in fact the most desirable for

for

for what did you agree

I agree remember when Bennifer 1.0 was

I agree remember when Bennifer 1.0 was the ultimate celebrity super couple so

the ultimate celebrity super couple so

the ultimate celebrity super couple so this is where you grew up you write in

this is where you grew up you write in

this is where you grew up you write in the book fan and Jen may have met on the

the book fan and Jen may have met on the

the book fan and Jen may have met on the set of G Li with this infamously

set of G Li with this infamously

set of G Li with this infamously horrendous picture set both their acting

horrendous picture set both their acting

horrendous picture set both their acting careers back a decade and it probably

careers back a decade and it probably

careers back a decade and it probably didn’t help their off-screen

didn’t help their off-screen

didn’t help their off-screen relationship in the long run either I

relationship in the long run either I

relationship in the long run either I just I got to tell you I’m not up for

just I got to tell you I’m not up for

just I got to tell you I’m not up for this thumb deal you say we don’t do it

this thumb deal you say we don’t do it

this thumb deal you say we don’t do it with Affleck playing a macho meathead

with Affleck playing a macho meathead

with Affleck playing a macho meathead and Lopez playing a lesbian it’s

and Lopez playing a lesbian it’s

and Lopez playing a lesbian it’s completely inconceivable that these

completely inconceivable that these

completely inconceivable that these characters would ever fall in love you

characters would ever fall in love you

characters would ever fall in love you know I haven’t done this kind of thing

know I haven’t done this kind of thing

know I haven’t done this kind of thing hardly ever Anil the whole man thing

hardly ever Anil the whole man thing

hardly ever Anil the whole man thing doesn’t really hold that much for me

doesn’t really hold that much for me

doesn’t really hold that much for me usually the chemistry between the actors

usually the chemistry between the actors

usually the chemistry between the actors doesn’t make this contrived to

doesn’t make this contrived to

doesn’t make this contrived to relationship any easier to buy

relationship any easier to buy

relationship any easier to buy especially when they have to say lines

especially when they have to say lines

especially when they have to say lines like it’s tacky time huh number five

like it’s tacky time huh number five

like it’s tacky time huh number five Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie the

Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie the

Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie the tourists where I come from the highest

tourists where I come from the highest

tourists where I come from the highest compliment they can offer a person is to

compliment they can offer a person is to

compliment they can offer a person is to say that they’re down to earth

say that they’re down to earth

say that they’re down to earth grand

grand

grand I trust me not Angelina Jolie and Johnny

I trust me not Angelina Jolie and Johnny

I trust me not Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are two of the most respected

Depp are two of the most respected

Depp are two of the most respected talented and appealing movie stars in

talented and appealing movie stars in

talented and appealing movie stars in the world your revenues do you mean

the world your revenues do you mean

the world your revenues do you mean ravishing I do your revenues hello so

ravishing I do your revenues hello so

ravishing I do your revenues hello so how is it possible that they have zero

how is it possible that they have zero

how is it possible that they have zero chemistry in the tourists you kind of

chemistry in the tourists you kind of

chemistry in the tourists you kind of worried about me aren’t you

worried about me aren’t you

worried about me aren’t you yes and I’m worried about you

yes and I’m worried about you

yes and I’m worried about you well this entire movie is actually kind

well this entire movie is actually kind

well this entire movie is actually kind of the definition of shallowness the

of the definition of shallowness the

of the definition of shallowness the production values look attractive on the

production values look attractive on the

production values look attractive on the outside and of course the leaves look

outside and of course the leaves look

outside and of course the leaves look attractive on the outside but there’s no

attractive on the outside but there’s no

attractive on the outside but there’s no heart emotion or humanity on the inside

heart emotion or humanity on the inside

heart emotion or humanity on the inside invite me to dinner Frank what would you

invite me to dinner Frank what would you

invite me to dinner Frank what would you like to have dinner

like to have dinner

like to have dinner women don’t like questions just goes to

women don’t like questions just goes to

women don’t like questions just goes to show that appearances can be deceiving

show that appearances can be deceiving

show that appearances can be deceiving even when great talent is involved 20

even when great talent is involved 20

even when great talent is involved 20 million dollars worth of plastic surgery

million dollars worth of plastic surgery

million dollars worth of plastic surgery and that’s the face you choose do not

and that’s the face you choose do not

and that’s the face you choose do not like it it’ll do number 4

like it it’ll do number 4

like it it’ll do number 4 Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman

Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman

Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman the Star Wars prequel franchise Annie my

the Star Wars prequel franchise Annie my

the Star Wars prequel franchise Annie my goodness you’ve grown so view run more

goodness you’ve grown so view run more

goodness you’ve grown so view run more beautiful I mean well for a senator I

beautiful I mean well for a senator I

beautiful I mean well for a senator I mean it’s hard to believe that the man

mean it’s hard to believe that the man

mean it’s hard to believe that the man responsible for han Solo and Princess

responsible for han Solo and Princess

responsible for han Solo and Princess Leia’s relationship also wrote the love

Leia’s relationship also wrote the love

Leia’s relationship also wrote the love story between Anakin Skywalker and Padme

story between Anakin Skywalker and Padme

story between Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala

Amidala

Amidala something’s happening I’m not the Jedi I

something’s happening I’m not the Jedi I

something’s happening I’m not the Jedi I should be I want more and I know I

should be I want more and I know I

should be I want more and I know I shouldn’t watching Hayden Christensen

shouldn’t watching Hayden Christensen

shouldn’t watching Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman together in the Star

and Natalie Portman together in the Star

and Natalie Portman together in the Star Wars prequels is excruciating ly painful

Wars prequels is excruciating ly painful

Wars prequels is excruciating ly painful it was so beautiful it’s only because

it was so beautiful it’s only because

it was so beautiful it’s only because I’m so in that while their performances

I’m so in that while their performances

I’m so in that while their performances are stiffened blend can you really blame

are stiffened blend can you really blame

are stiffened blend can you really blame them you try making lines like believe

them you try making lines like believe

them you try making lines like believe me I wish that I could just wish away my

me I wish that I could just wish away my

me I wish that I could just wish away my feelings and that diatribe about sand

feelings and that diatribe about sand

feelings and that diatribe about sand sound natural I don’t like sand its

sound natural I don’t like sand its

sound natural I don’t like sand its course

course

course Roth and irritating and it gets

Roth and irritating and it gets

Roth and irritating and it gets everywhere not like here here everything

everywhere not like here here everything

everywhere not like here here everything soft

and smooth a five-year-old could

and smooth a five-year-old could construct more romantic dialogue than

construct more romantic dialogue than

construct more romantic dialogue than this to be angry is to be human I’m a

this to be angry is to be human I’m a

this to be angry is to be human I’m a Jedi I know I’m better than this what

Jedi I know I’m better than this what

Jedi I know I’m better than this what else can be said except

number three Jamie Dornan and Dakota

number three Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson fifty shades of gray are you

Johnson fifty shades of gray are you

Johnson fifty shades of gray are you gonna make love to me now

two things first I don’t make love I’ve

two things first I don’t make love I’ve hard and the second thing once again you

hard and the second thing once again you

hard and the second thing once again you can’t entirely blame the actors here as

can’t entirely blame the actors here as

can’t entirely blame the actors here as Johnson and Dornan give perfectly solid

Johnson and Dornan give perfectly solid

Johnson and Dornan give perfectly solid individual performances in Fifty Shades

individual performances in Fifty Shades

individual performances in Fifty Shades of Grey how did you start doing this one

of Grey how did you start doing this one

of Grey how did you start doing this one of my mother’s friends that was 15 given

of my mother’s friends that was 15 given

of my mother’s friends that was 15 given the material they’re forced to work with

the material they’re forced to work with

the material they’re forced to work with which by the way started as Twilight fan

which by the way started as Twilight fan

which by the way started as Twilight fan fiction in case you didn’t know they

fiction in case you didn’t know they

fiction in case you didn’t know they don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell

don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell

don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of making their on-screen relationship

of making their on-screen relationship

of making their on-screen relationship believable why can’t we sleep in the

believable why can’t we sleep in the

believable why can’t we sleep in the same bed why won’t you let me touch you

same bed why won’t you let me touch you

same bed why won’t you let me touch you why does it have to be like this even if

why does it have to be like this even if

why does it have to be like this even if Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman had

Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman had

Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman had played Christian Grey and Anastasia

played Christian Grey and Anastasia

played Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele their love scenes still would

Steele their love scenes still would

Steele their love scenes still would have been more laughable than steamy or

have been more laughable than steamy or

have been more laughable than steamy or romantic did that Harry no

romantic did that Harry no

romantic did that Harry no you see most of your fears in your head

you see most of your fears in your head

you see most of your fears in your head let’s just hope that Johnson and Dornan

let’s just hope that Johnson and Dornan

let’s just hope that Johnson and Dornan find better roles to keep them occupied

find better roles to keep them occupied

find better roles to keep them occupied between making this mess and fifty

between making this mess and fifty

between making this mess and fifty shades darker I followed in love with

shades darker I followed in love with

shades darker I followed in love with you no no I you can’t love me

you no no I you can’t love me

you no no I you can’t love me number two Justin Guarini and Kelly

number two Justin Guarini and Kelly

number two Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson from Justin to Kelly every

Clarkson from Justin to Kelly every

Clarkson from Justin to Kelly every girls bathroom has a seat

girls bathroom has a seat

girls bathroom has a seat escaped my hair won’t even fit through

escaped my hair won’t even fit through

escaped my hair won’t even fit through there

there

there I’m from Texas I’ve seen me in the early

I’m from Texas I’ve seen me in the early

I’m from Texas I’ve seen me in the early 2000s American Idol dominated the planet

2000s American Idol dominated the planet

2000s American Idol dominated the planet so Justin do you spend a lot of time in

so Justin do you spend a lot of time in

so Justin do you spend a lot of time in the girls room you know I just need to

the girls room you know I just need to

the girls room you know I just need to make a quick escape me too it’s total

make a quick escape me too it’s total

make a quick escape me too it’s total and sandy out there there’s even one guy

and sandy out there there’s even one guy

and sandy out there there’s even one guy passing out whipped cream bikini contest

passing out whipped cream bikini contest

passing out whipped cream bikini contest flyers it turned Kelly Clarkson into an

flyers it turned Kelly Clarkson into an

flyers it turned Kelly Clarkson into an overnight sensation

overnight sensation

overnight sensation and runner-up Justin Guarini into an

and runner-up Justin Guarini into an

and runner-up Justin Guarini into an overnight flavor of the month nothing to

overnight flavor of the month nothing to

overnight flavor of the month nothing to say to you being like this oh to be like

say to you being like this oh to be like

say to you being like this oh to be like after what you’ve done as a means to

after what you’ve done as a means to

after what you’ve done as a means to cash in

cash in

cash in we got the shamelessly gimmicky rom-com

we got the shamelessly gimmicky rom-com

we got the shamelessly gimmicky rom-com from Justin to Kelly well good night

from Justin to Kelly well good night

from Justin to Kelly well good night good night

set during spring break the movie plays

set during spring break the movie plays like a musical fanfic written by a

like a musical fanfic written by a

like a musical fanfic written by a shipper trying to push Clarkson and

shipper trying to push Clarkson and

shipper trying to push Clarkson and greenie together to Texas they’ve had to

greenie together to Texas they’ve had to

greenie together to Texas they’ve had to take a hovercraft you know she had

take a hovercraft you know she had

take a hovercraft you know she had spring break as a result the stars just

spring break as a result the stars just

spring break as a result the stars just look embarrassed to be there and

look embarrassed to be there and

look embarrassed to be there and prepared to fire their agents we’d

prepared to fire their agents we’d

prepared to fire their agents we’d rather see a buddy picture starring

rather see a buddy picture starring

rather see a buddy picture starring William Hung and Sanjaya so we’re still

William Hung and Sanjaya so we’re still

William Hung and Sanjaya so we’re still on for the marina at four yes yes but if

on for the marina at four yes yes but if

on for the marina at four yes yes but if I see any sign of any non-dairy whipped

I see any sign of any non-dairy whipped

I see any sign of any non-dairy whipped topping I’m leaving before we get to our

topping I’m leaving before we get to our

topping I’m leaving before we get to our top pick here are a few honorable or in

top pick here are a few honorable or in

top pick here are a few honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions deep

this case dishonorable mentions deep

this case dishonorable mentions deep down you may still be that same great

down you may still be that same great

down you may still be that same great kgs

it’s not who you are underneath

it’s not who you are underneath it’s what you do that defines you

it’s what you do that defines you

it’s what you do that defines you I knew it was you why did you say

I knew it was you why did you say

I knew it was you why did you say something what he is kind of handsome

something what he is kind of handsome

something what he is kind of handsome like me you said she was playing a girl

like me you said she was playing a girl

like me you said she was playing a girl maybe a lot of things but she ain’t

maybe a lot of things but she ain’t

maybe a lot of things but she ain’t Blaine no I only have eyes for you you

Blaine no I only have eyes for you you

Blaine no I only have eyes for you you really think that’s gonna work

really think that’s gonna work

really think that’s gonna work now you’ll wait your turn yes ma’am

now you’ll wait your turn yes ma’am

now you’ll wait your turn yes ma’am ma’am

ma’am

ma’am I’m never gonna meet anyone teacher but

I’m never gonna meet anyone teacher but

I’m never gonna meet anyone teacher but I know I’m here to be a pilot and you

I know I’m here to be a pilot and you

I know I’m here to be a pilot and you don’t dogfight with manuals you don’t

don’t dogfight with manuals you don’t

don’t dogfight with manuals you don’t fly with gauges it’s all about feeling

fly with gauges it’s all about feeling

fly with gauges it’s all about feeling and speed let that plane become like a

and speed let that plane become like a

and speed let that plane become like a part of your body and that manual says

part of your body and that manual says

part of your body and that manual says the guy’s a slow reader can’t be a good

the guy’s a slow reader can’t be a good

the guy’s a slow reader can’t be a good pilot at biases I’m the best pilot in

pilot at biases I’m the best pilot in

pilot at biases I’m the best pilot in this room all we did was make love in

this room all we did was make love in

this room all we did was make love in handcuffs it was different but it was

handcuffs it was different but it was

handcuffs it was different but it was still making love number one Robert

still making love number one Robert

still making love number one Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and Taylor

Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and Taylor

Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner the Twilight franchise you’re

Lautner the Twilight franchise you’re

Lautner the Twilight franchise you’re asking me about the weather yeah I guess

asking me about the weather yeah I guess

asking me about the weather yeah I guess I am it’s no shocker that some of the

I am it’s no shocker that some of the

I am it’s no shocker that some of the most poorly written romance novels of

most poorly written romance novels of

most poorly written romance novels of all time what inspired the worst

all time what inspired the worst

all time what inspired the worst cinematic love triangle ever if any of

cinematic love triangle ever if any of

cinematic love triangle ever if any of them bites a human the truce is over

them bites a human the truce is over

them bites a human the truce is over what if I choose it it has nothing to do

what if I choose it it has nothing to do

what if I choose it it has nothing to do you know no I won’t let you you’re not

you know no I won’t let you you’re not

you know no I won’t let you you’re not gonna be one of them fella it’s

gonna be one of them fella it’s

gonna be one of them fella it’s to you to add insult to injury Stewart

to you to add insult to injury Stewart

to you to add insult to injury Stewart Pattinson and Lautner makes zero effort

Pattinson and Lautner makes zero effort

Pattinson and Lautner makes zero effort to emot– feelings of affection

to emot– feelings of affection

to emot– feelings of affection throughout the Twilight Saga you why

throughout the Twilight Saga you why

throughout the Twilight Saga you why haven’t you called me back I had nothing

haven’t you called me back I had nothing

haven’t you called me back I had nothing to say

well I have tons hold on the fact that

well I have tons hold on the fact that Bella looks vaguely constipated as she

Bella looks vaguely constipated as she

Bella looks vaguely constipated as she walks down the aisle is reason enough to

walks down the aisle is reason enough to

walks down the aisle is reason enough to place this expressionless trio at number

place this expressionless trio at number

place this expressionless trio at number one it’s not oh you’re gonna have a real

one it’s not oh you’re gonna have a real

one it’s not oh you’re gonna have a real honeymoon with anyway it’s gonna be as

honeymoon with anyway it’s gonna be as

honeymoon with anyway it’s gonna be as real as and roses that’s a sick joke

real as and roses that’s a sick joke

real as and roses that’s a sick joke they’ve taught a generation that

they’ve taught a generation that

they’ve taught a generation that lustfully staring into somebody’s eyes

lustfully staring into somebody’s eyes

lustfully staring into somebody’s eyes is all a healthy relationship truly

is all a healthy relationship truly

is all a healthy relationship truly requires giving us all unrealistic

requires giving us all unrealistic

requires giving us all unrealistic expectations for romance not scared of

expectations for romance not scared of

expectations for romance not scared of you well you really shouldn’t have said

you well you really shouldn’t have said

you well you really shouldn’t have said that

you better hold on tight spider monkey

you better hold on tight spider monkey do you agree with our list I thought

do you agree with our list I thought

do you agree with our list I thought this would be okay how would it be okay

this would be okay how would it be okay

this would be okay how would it be okay kists me it’s still me little freaked

kists me it’s still me little freaked

kists me it’s still me little freaked out right yeah I know but I can’t change

out right yeah I know but I can’t change

out right yeah I know but I can’t change what I am what other actors fail to

what I am what other actors fail to

what I am what other actors fail to spark any on-screen chemistry for more

spark any on-screen chemistry for more

spark any on-screen chemistry for more entertaining top 10s published every day

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