the world is pretty cool just because you don’t need to know about these
you don’t need to know about these
you don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest
stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest
stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you to calling them out isn’t me some
you to calling them out isn’t me some
you to calling them out isn’t me some while a poke yourself welcome to
while a poke yourself welcome to
while a poke yourself welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch where we give you three cool funny or
where we give you three cool funny or
where we give you three cool funny or weird news stories from the previous
weird news stories from the previous
weird news stories from the previous week of human existence this week we’re
week of human existence this week we’re
week of human existence this week we’re talking Taiwanese exorcisms sexual
talking Taiwanese exorcisms sexual
talking Taiwanese exorcisms sexual assistance and kangaroo flatulence oh
assistance and kangaroo flatulence oh
assistance and kangaroo flatulence oh that’s gross number three sexual
that’s gross number three sexual
that’s gross number three sexual accessibility we all have needs the
accessibility we all have needs the
accessibility we all have needs the world was clearly feeling a little sexy
world was clearly feeling a little sexy
world was clearly feeling a little sexy this week giggidy giggidy on the funny
this week giggidy giggidy on the funny
this week giggidy giggidy on the funny side Spanish town of Aspen Thesz
side Spanish town of Aspen Thesz
side Spanish town of Aspen Thesz accidentally advertised for a clitoris
accidentally advertised for a clitoris
accidentally advertised for a clitoris festival as opposed to an innocent
festival as opposed to an innocent
festival as opposed to an innocent vegetable festival after a google
vegetable festival after a google
vegetable festival after a google translate error oops but on the smart
translate error oops but on the smart
translate error oops but on the smart side of things the Czech Republic has
side of things the Czech Republic has
side of things the Czech Republic has joined the likes of Austria Belgium
joined the likes of Austria Belgium
joined the likes of Austria Belgium France and more and starting a sexual
France and more and starting a sexual
France and more and starting a sexual assistance program for the disabled my
assistance program for the disabled my
assistance program for the disabled my frustrations on and pushy when I cook
frustrations on and pushy when I cook
frustrations on and pushy when I cook things full of wicked came here if I
things full of wicked came here if I
things full of wicked came here if I were cooking channel 5 carefully
were cooking channel 5 carefully
were cooking channel 5 carefully selected check women have been chosen
selected check women have been chosen
selected check women have been chosen and trained by bliss without risk an
and trained by bliss without risk an
and trained by bliss without risk an organization that supports sex workers
organization that supports sex workers
organization that supports sex workers and promotes STD prevention with funding
and promotes STD prevention with funding
and promotes STD prevention with funding from the czech finance ministry and the
from the czech finance ministry and the
from the czech finance ministry and the right to sex project these sexual
right to sex project these sexual
right to sex project these sexual assistants will be providing sexual
assistants will be providing sexual
assistants will be providing sexual services on top of teaching clients to
services on top of teaching clients to
services on top of teaching clients to behave assertively develop relationships
behave assertively develop relationships
behave assertively develop relationships and the use of contraception way to
and the use of contraception way to
and the use of contraception way to spread the love czech republic
[Music]
[Music] number two the mass exorcism of
number two the mass exorcism of
number two the mass exorcism of Taiwanese students I file this one away
Taiwanese students I file this one away
Taiwanese students I file this one away in the unsolved mystery section of the
in the unsolved mystery section of the
in the unsolved mystery section of the watchmojo vault twelve students from the
watchmojo vault twelve students from the
watchmojo vault twelve students from the chiyan on university of pharmacy in
chiyan on university of pharmacy in
chiyan on university of pharmacy in tainan taiwan were rushed from their
tainan taiwan were rushed from their
tainan taiwan were rushed from their Halloween party to the Ching Hwang
Halloween party to the Ching Hwang
Halloween party to the Ching Hwang temple via scooters and cars for a mass
temple via scooters and cars for a mass
temple via scooters and cars for a mass exorcism apparently the organizer /
exorcism apparently the organizer /
exorcism apparently the organizer / possessed Student Association members
possessed Student Association members
possessed Student Association members were the only ones at the party that
were the only ones at the party that
were the only ones at the party that felt the symptoms of the possession
felt the symptoms of the possession
felt the symptoms of the possession which were listed as nausea vertigo
which were listed as nausea vertigo
which were listed as nausea vertigo inability to walk and tightness of the
inability to walk and tightness of the
inability to walk and tightness of the chest temple staff said that the
chest temple staff said that the
chest temple staff said that the students treated the place of worship
students treated the place of worship
students treated the place of worship quote as if it were an emergency room
quote as if it were an emergency room
quote as if it were an emergency room and quote but hooked them up with the
and quote but hooked them up with the
and quote but hooked them up with the Taoists Shu Qing exorcism all the same
Taoists Shu Qing exorcism all the same
Taoists Shu Qing exorcism all the same apparently it was immediately effective
apparently it was immediately effective
apparently it was immediately effective with only a few of the students having
with only a few of the students having
with only a few of the students having lasting symptoms so was it something
lasting symptoms so was it something
lasting symptoms so was it something that organizers ate was it the poor
that organizers ate was it the poor
that organizers ate was it the poor circulation of the packed party room or
circulation of the packed party room or
circulation of the packed party room or was it malevolent spirits it’s beyond
was it malevolent spirits it’s beyond
was it malevolent spirits it’s beyond our knowing number one the royal
our knowing number one the royal
our knowing number one the royal australian air farts well what oh man he
australian air farts well what oh man he
australian air farts well what oh man he oh man turns out kangaroo farts are
oh man turns out kangaroo farts are
oh man turns out kangaroo farts are actually much worse for the environment
actually much worse for the environment
actually much worse for the environment that they were initially believed to be
that they were initially believed to be
that they were initially believed to be who knew kangaroo farts were held in
who knew kangaroo farts were held in
who knew kangaroo farts were held in such high regard no I wasn’t aware of
such high regard no I wasn’t aware of
such high regard no I wasn’t aware of that at all anyway since the 70s
that at all anyway since the 70s
that at all anyway since the 70s experimental biologists believed that
experimental biologists believed that
experimental biologists believed that kangaroos produce far less methane gas a
kangaroos produce far less methane gas a
kangaroos produce far less methane gas a massive contributor to our global
massive contributor to our global
massive contributor to our global warming problem than other animals such
warming problem than other animals such
warming problem than other animals such as cows the reason for the low methane
as cows the reason for the low methane
as cows the reason for the low methane output from kangaroos was thought to be
output from kangaroos was thought to be
output from kangaroos was thought to be due to some sort of super bacteria in
due to some sort of super bacteria in
due to some sort of super bacteria in their digestive tract that broke down
their digestive tract that broke down
their digestive tract that broke down the gas so if they could somehow get
the gas so if they could somehow get
the gas so if they could somehow get this bacteria from kangaroos and pass it
this bacteria from kangaroos and pass it
this bacteria from kangaroos and pass it on to cows and other livestock there
on to cows and other livestock there
on to cows and other livestock there would be a massive reduction in
would be a massive reduction in
would be a massive reduction in greenhouse gas emissions annually
greenhouse gas emissions annually
greenhouse gas emissions annually unfortunately they were wrong about
unfortunately they were wrong about
unfortunately they were wrong about everything and those Ozzy hopper farts
everything and those Ozzy hopper farts
everything and those Ozzy hopper farts are just as bad as the rest of the
are just as bad as the rest of the
are just as bad as the rest of the animal kingdom
so what do you think we’re those
so what do you think we’re those students actually possessed yes I think
students actually possessed yes I think
students actually possessed yes I think that’s right for your weekly dispatch of
that’s right for your weekly dispatch of
that’s right for your weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories and top ten list
offbeat news stories and top ten list
offbeat news stories and top ten list published every day be sure to subscribe
published every day be sure to subscribe
published every day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com because one of those
to watchmojo.com because one of those
to watchmojo.com because one of those jokes shows I’m not into it
”
Be First to Comment