some characters just keep breathing and I will shag my own mother before I let
I will shag my own mother before I let
I will shag my own mother before I let her or anyone else take that away from
her or anyone else take that away from
her or anyone else take that away from me
me
me welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten immortal TV characters should eat you
immortal TV characters should eat you
immortal TV characters should eat you for the disrespect you’ve shown us but
for the disrespect you’ve shown us but
for the disrespect you’ve shown us but your heartbeat sounds like shit for this
your heartbeat sounds like shit for this
your heartbeat sounds like shit for this list we’re looking at the TV characters
list we’re looking at the TV characters
list we’re looking at the TV characters that have some kind of power that
that have some kind of power that
that have some kind of power that prevents them from kicking the bucket
prevents them from kicking the bucket
prevents them from kicking the bucket naturally she will not be harmed John
naturally she will not be harmed John
naturally she will not be harmed John Luke I promise you that just to be clear
Luke I promise you that just to be clear
Luke I promise you that just to be clear these aren’t necessarily invincible
these aren’t necessarily invincible
these aren’t necessarily invincible characters but they will live forever
characters but they will live forever
characters but they will live forever without intervention and if left to
without intervention and if left to
without intervention and if left to their own devices there’s a new chosen
their own devices there’s a new chosen
their own devices there’s a new chosen one getting old chosen as we speak
one getting old chosen as we speak
one getting old chosen as we speak number 10 the man in black lost I was
number 10 the man in black lost I was
number 10 the man in black lost I was bred right born on the infamous and
bred right born on the infamous and
bred right born on the infamous and mysterious island centuries ago
mysterious island centuries ago
mysterious island centuries ago after his mother was shipwrecked there
after his mother was shipwrecked there
after his mother was shipwrecked there this particular immortal is better known
this particular immortal is better known
this particular immortal is better known as the smoke monster John Locke or
as the smoke monster John Locke or
as the smoke monster John Locke or whoever he wants to be
dark where his brother Jacob is light
dark where his brother Jacob is light the man in black believes that humanity
the man in black believes that humanity
the man in black believes that humanity is inherently corruptible whereas his
is inherently corruptible whereas his
is inherently corruptible whereas his brother believes the opposite trying to
brother believes the opposite trying to
brother believes the opposite trying to prove me wrong aren’t you you are wrong
prove me wrong aren’t you you are wrong
prove me wrong aren’t you you are wrong Am I they come fight they destroy the
Am I they come fight they destroy the
Am I they come fight they destroy the corrupt it always ends the same and of
corrupt it always ends the same and of
corrupt it always ends the same and of course it’s that conflict that sets off
course it’s that conflict that sets off
course it’s that conflict that sets off the whole series after being cast into
the whole series after being cast into
the whole series after being cast into the heart of the island by Jacob the man
the heart of the island by Jacob the man
the heart of the island by Jacob the man in black gained various powers including
in black gained various powers including
in black gained various powers including immunity to bullets and explosions the
immunity to bullets and explosions the
immunity to bullets and explosions the after mentioned shape-shifting and
after mentioned shape-shifting and
after mentioned shape-shifting and immortality where is he all of which
immortality where is he all of which
immortality where is he all of which makes Moki one batty who shan’t go down
makes Moki one batty who shan’t go down
makes Moki one batty who shan’t go down easily
number 9 Orochimaru Naruto it’s no less
number 9 Orochimaru Naruto it’s no less than I’d expect from a former Hokage if
than I’d expect from a former Hokage if
than I’d expect from a former Hokage if you want to ensure that you fulfill your
you want to ensure that you fulfill your
you want to ensure that you fulfill your lifelong ambitions giving yourself the
lifelong ambitions giving yourself the
lifelong ambitions giving yourself the longest life possible would certainly
longest life possible would certainly
longest life possible would certainly help
Orochimaru decides that the only way
Orochimaru decides that the only way he’ll ever learn all the secrets there
he’ll ever learn all the secrets there
he’ll ever learn all the secrets there are to know in the world is by living
are to know in the world is by living
are to know in the world is by living forever
what the hell’s going on to that end he
what the hell’s going on to that end he uses villagers as his own personal
uses villagers as his own personal
uses villagers as his own personal guinea pigs with the goal of inventing
guinea pigs with the goal of inventing
guinea pigs with the goal of inventing living corpse reincarnation to sustain
living corpse reincarnation to sustain
living corpse reincarnation to sustain his everlasting life
his everlasting life
his everlasting life you used my clan for your experiments
you used my clan for your experiments
you used my clan for your experiments let them go
let them go
let them go that’s my wish as long as he can find
that’s my wish as long as he can find
that’s my wish as long as he can find new bodies to host him
new bodies to host him
new bodies to host him Orochimaru can keep living on for as
Orochimaru can keep living on for as
Orochimaru can keep living on for as long as he likes your residual aura will
long as he likes your residual aura will
long as he likes your residual aura will live on in me
number eight Barnabas Collins dark
number eight Barnabas Collins dark shadows then you’re a Collins yes
shadows then you’re a Collins yes
shadows then you’re a Collins yes my name is Collins Barnabas Collins
my name is Collins Barnabas Collins
my name is Collins Barnabas Collins being a vampire is a surefire way to
being a vampire is a surefire way to
being a vampire is a surefire way to become immortal clearly inspired by the
become immortal clearly inspired by the
become immortal clearly inspired by the classic Dracula tales Collins was a
classic Dracula tales Collins was a
classic Dracula tales Collins was a young man in the 18th century betrothed
young man in the 18th century betrothed
young man in the 18th century betrothed to his beloved Josette whom he cheated
to his beloved Josette whom he cheated
to his beloved Josette whom he cheated on with another eye such a curse on you
on with another eye such a curse on you
on with another eye such a curse on you Barnabas Collins you wanted you just
Barnabas Collins you wanted you just
Barnabas Collins you wanted you just said so much where you shall have her
said so much where you shall have her
said so much where you shall have her after he spurned the woman with whom he
after he spurned the woman with whom he
after he spurned the woman with whom he had the affair she used witchcraft to
had the affair she used witchcraft to
had the affair she used witchcraft to see him turned into a vampire whoever
see him turned into a vampire whoever
see him turned into a vampire whoever loves you will die that is my curse
loves you will die that is my curse
loves you will die that is my curse that’s how Barnabas ended up
that’s how Barnabas ended up
that’s how Barnabas ended up transplanted from his era to the 1960s
transplanted from his era to the 1960s
transplanted from his era to the 1960s where his superhuman strength and speed
where his superhuman strength and speed
where his superhuman strength and speed ability to hypnotize and immortality
ability to hypnotize and immortality
ability to hypnotize and immortality played a role in almost 600 of Dark
played a role in almost 600 of Dark
played a role in almost 600 of Dark Shadows twelve hundred and twenty-five
Shadows twelve hundred and twenty-five
Shadows twelve hundred and twenty-five episodes you didn’t hit my heart it
episodes you didn’t hit my heart it
episodes you didn’t hit my heart it didn’t hit me arms its didn’t
didn’t hit me arms its didn’t
didn’t hit me arms its didn’t now that’s using immortality to its full
now that’s using immortality to its full
now that’s using immortality to its full extent you’re trembling and I you have
extent you’re trembling and I you have
extent you’re trembling and I you have the silver bullets
the silver bullets
the silver bullets haven’t you yes you have your pistol yes
haven’t you yes you have your pistol yes
haven’t you yes you have your pistol yes then use it
then use it
then use it number seven Nathan young misfits fat
that ain’t normal
that ain’t normal they warned you not to go out in storms
they warned you not to go out in storms
they warned you not to go out in storms cuz it could kill you it had pretty much
cuz it could kill you it had pretty much
cuz it could kill you it had pretty much the exact opposite effect on Nathan
the exact opposite effect on Nathan
the exact opposite effect on Nathan young you save me Barry
outside doing community service this
outside doing community service this misfit was graced with his power by the
misfit was graced with his power by the
misfit was graced with his power by the same storm that made the rest of the
same storm that made the rest of the
same storm that made the rest of the misfits wait right I will see you
misfits wait right I will see you
misfits wait right I will see you tomorrow
tomorrow
tomorrow ah good one very convinced and because
ah good one very convinced and because
ah good one very convinced and because of his reckless nature and seeming
of his reckless nature and seeming
of his reckless nature and seeming resistance to mean comments he is
resistance to mean comments he is
resistance to mean comments he is blessed with immortality a
blessed with immortality a
blessed with immortality a characteristic that reflects his
characteristic that reflects his
characteristic that reflects his personality yes my mom opens the door
personality yes my mom opens the door
personality yes my mom opens the door and she’s like ah and I’m like I’m
and she’s like ah and I’m like I’m
and she’s like ah and I’m like I’m immortal
immortal
immortal ironically Nathan spends much of this
ironically Nathan spends much of this
ironically Nathan spends much of this British superhero drama completely
British superhero drama completely
British superhero drama completely unaware that he is immortal but after
unaware that he is immortal but after
unaware that he is immortal but after his discovery he finds a number of ways
his discovery he finds a number of ways
his discovery he finds a number of ways to get himself killed
to get himself killed
to get himself killed only to rise again now that’s the luck
only to rise again now that’s the luck
only to rise again now that’s the luck of the Irish uh I’m alive hi I’m
of the Irish uh I’m alive hi I’m
of the Irish uh I’m alive hi I’m immortal
immortal
immortal number 6 Claire Bennet heroes this is
number 6 Claire Bennet heroes this is
number 6 Claire Bennet heroes this is Claire Bennet that was attempt number 6
Claire Bennet that was attempt number 6
Claire Bennet that was attempt number 6 save the cheerleader save the world well
save the cheerleader save the world well
save the cheerleader save the world well fortunately thanks to Claire Bennet’s
fortunately thanks to Claire Bennet’s
fortunately thanks to Claire Bennet’s power of rapid cell regeneration that
power of rapid cell regeneration that
power of rapid cell regeneration that job isn’t as hard as it may sound I
job isn’t as hard as it may sound I
job isn’t as hard as it may sound I walked a fire and I didn’t get burned
walked a fire and I didn’t get burned
walked a fire and I didn’t get burned Claire’s ability allows her to recover
Claire’s ability allows her to recover
Claire’s ability allows her to recover from almost any injury in a few seconds
from almost any injury in a few seconds
from almost any injury in a few seconds while she’s unable to heal herself if a
while she’s unable to heal herself if a
while she’s unable to heal herself if a foreign object is still in the wound
foreign object is still in the wound
foreign object is still in the wound that doesn’t stop her from surviving say
that doesn’t stop her from surviving say
that doesn’t stop her from surviving say a blast of nuclear radiation
often imitated but never duplicated
often imitated but never duplicated there is nothing that can stop Claire
there is nothing that can stop Claire
there is nothing that can stop Claire Bennet
Bennet
Bennet not even booze what do you I like a buck
not even booze what do you I like a buck
not even booze what do you I like a buck ten that’s none of your business I’m
ten that’s none of your business I’m
ten that’s none of your business I’m just saying man you just don’t even look
just saying man you just don’t even look
just saying man you just don’t even look drunk
drunk
drunk number five Eric Northman True Blood is
number five Eric Northman True Blood is
number five Eric Northman True Blood is no game to me once a Viking and now a
no game to me once a Viking and now a
no game to me once a Viking and now a sexy vampire in Louisiana Eric Northman
sexy vampire in Louisiana Eric Northman
sexy vampire in Louisiana Eric Northman is no stranger to eternal life having
is no stranger to eternal life having
is no stranger to eternal life having been introduced to immortality in the
been introduced to immortality in the
been introduced to immortality in the year 930 ad so are you going to invite
year 930 ad so are you going to invite
year 930 ad so are you going to invite me in Bella bond Tom’s resident Bill
me in Bella bond Tom’s resident Bill
me in Bella bond Tom’s resident Bill Compton is another immortal True Blood
Compton is another immortal True Blood
Compton is another immortal True Blood vampire but Eric’s cool demeanor and
vampire but Eric’s cool demeanor and
vampire but Eric’s cool demeanor and zest for life mean he reaps the benefits
zest for life mean he reaps the benefits
zest for life mean he reaps the benefits of immortality far better than Compton
of immortality far better than Compton
of immortality far better than Compton Eric view from up here is spectacular
Eric view from up here is spectacular
Eric view from up here is spectacular after almost dying in battle Eric was
after almost dying in battle Eric was
after almost dying in battle Eric was offered immortality by a
offered immortality by a
offered immortality by a thousand-year-old vampire and since then
thousand-year-old vampire and since then
thousand-year-old vampire and since then he’s lived in plague filled London and
he’s lived in plague filled London and
he’s lived in plague filled London and fought in World War two yeah if Dinah
fought in World War two yeah if Dinah
fought in World War two yeah if Dinah quite the resume of eternal
quite the resume of eternal
quite the resume of eternal accomplishments nice you’re on back down
accomplishments nice you’re on back down
accomplishments nice you’re on back down to Louisiana I don’t need you or your
to Louisiana I don’t need you or your
to Louisiana I don’t need you or your puppets I’m not going anywhere
puppets I’m not going anywhere
puppets I’m not going anywhere number four cue Star Trek The Next
number four cue Star Trek The Next
number four cue Star Trek The Next Generation you’re gonna miss me
Generation you’re gonna miss me
Generation you’re gonna miss me hailing from the Q continuum this alien
hailing from the Q continuum this alien
hailing from the Q continuum this alien is about as close to a God as you can
is about as close to a God as you can
is about as close to a God as you can get in the sci-fi world without
get in the sci-fi world without
get in the sci-fi world without literally being one where do you think I
literally being one where do you think I
literally being one where do you think I would go from a Starfleet Admiral to
would go from a Starfleet Admiral to
would go from a Starfleet Admiral to anything else named after creator Gene
anything else named after creator Gene
anything else named after creator Gene Roddenberry’s friend Janet Courtin cue
Roddenberry’s friend Janet Courtin cue
Roddenberry’s friend Janet Courtin cue is not only immortal but also omnipotent
is not only immortal but also omnipotent
is not only immortal but also omnipotent with powers like time travel and matter
with powers like time travel and matter
with powers like time travel and matter teleportation and transportation also
teleportation and transportation also
teleportation and transportation also coming in handy I suppose we could
coming in handy I suppose we could
coming in handy I suppose we could travel back in time you can see what
travel back in time you can see what
travel back in time you can see what hagas was like two billion years ago
hagas was like two billion years ago
hagas was like two billion years ago however because of his almighty
however because of his almighty
however because of his almighty abilities
abilities
abilities the cunning Q considers himself judge
the cunning Q considers himself judge
the cunning Q considers himself judge and jury over humanity and regularly
and jury over humanity and regularly
and jury over humanity and regularly pops in and out of the Star Trek
pops in and out of the Star Trek
pops in and out of the Star Trek universe to teach lessons act as a
universe to teach lessons act as a
universe to teach lessons act as a villain or help and all of it just for
villain or help and all of it just for
villain or help and all of it just for kicks get out of my chair
kicks get out of my chair
kicks get out of my chair and I was hoping for something more
and I was hoping for something more
and I was hoping for something more along the lines of welcome back you it’s
along the lines of welcome back you it’s
along the lines of welcome back you it’s a pleasure to see you again my old
a pleasure to see you again my old
a pleasure to see you again my old friend number 3 spike Buffy the Vampire
friend number 3 spike Buffy the Vampire
friend number 3 spike Buffy the Vampire Slayer you’ve got 30 seconds to convince
Slayer you’ve got 30 seconds to convince
Slayer you’ve got 30 seconds to convince me not to kill you Wow there is no
me not to kill you Wow there is no
me not to kill you Wow there is no shortage of immortal vampires for this
shortage of immortal vampires for this
shortage of immortal vampires for this list I know who you are
list I know who you are
list I know who you are yeah I know who I am – so what while
yeah I know who I am – so what while
yeah I know who I am – so what while angel may also spring to mind when you
angel may also spring to mind when you
angel may also spring to mind when you think of immortal characters in Buffy’s
think of immortal characters in Buffy’s
think of immortal characters in Buffy’s world this bad boy has a little
world this bad boy has a little
world this bad boy has a little something over him well I don’t get much
something over him well I don’t get much
something over him well I don’t get much for today unlike angel spike has used
for today unlike angel spike has used
for today unlike angel spike has used his powers to kill two Slayers in his
his powers to kill two Slayers in his
his powers to kill two Slayers in his lifetime how’d you kill the second one
lifetime how’d you kill the second one
lifetime how’d you kill the second one bit like this born centuries ago as
bit like this born centuries ago as
bit like this born centuries ago as William Pratt he was an underappreciated
William Pratt he was an underappreciated
William Pratt he was an underappreciated Romantic poet who would never have lived
Romantic poet who would never have lived
Romantic poet who would never have lived on through his writing so it was in
on through his writing so it was in
on through his writing so it was in death that spike found his true
death that spike found his true
death that spike found his true immortality they called him really in
immortality they called him really in
immortality they called him really in the bloody because of his bloody awful
the bloody because of his bloody awful
the bloody because of his bloody awful poetry it suits him living on even
poetry it suits him living on even
poetry it suits him living on even beyond the original series spike is
beyond the original series spike is
beyond the original series spike is honored with all the blessings and
honored with all the blessings and
honored with all the blessings and curses that come with being a true
curses that come with being a true
curses that come with being a true immortal doesn’t mean I loved number two
immortal doesn’t mean I loved number two
immortal doesn’t mean I loved number two Kenny McCormick’s Southpark Hey look I
Kenny McCormick’s Southpark Hey look I
Kenny McCormick’s Southpark Hey look I think Kenny’s okay oh my god they killed
think Kenny’s okay oh my god they killed
think Kenny’s okay oh my god they killed Kenny again and again and again out of
Kenny again and again and again out of
Kenny again and again and again out of all of the characters on this list
all of the characters on this list
all of the characters on this list everyone’s favorite unintelligible kid
everyone’s favorite unintelligible kid
everyone’s favorite unintelligible kid has proven his immortality the most
has proven his immortality the most
has proven his immortality the most times by dying in almost every episode
times by dying in almost every episode
times by dying in almost every episode he appeared in now at least until season
he appeared in now at least until season
he appeared in now at least until season six oh oh hey Kenny did where have you
six oh oh hey Kenny did where have you
six oh oh hey Kenny did where have you been
been
been Kenny’s immortality started out as a nod
Kenny’s immortality started out as a nod
Kenny’s immortality started out as a nod to a childhood friend of Trey Parker’s
to a childhood friend of Trey Parker’s
to a childhood friend of Trey Parker’s who skipped class enough that his
who skipped class enough that his
who skipped class enough that his friends would joke that he had died but
friends would joke that he had died but
friends would joke that he had died but of course he’d show up at school the
of course he’d show up at school the
of course he’d show up at school the next day as though nothing had happened
next day as though nothing had happened
next day as though nothing had happened what what is your power
what what is your power
what what is your power I can’t die as for South Park’s Kenny no
I can’t die as for South Park’s Kenny no
I can’t die as for South Park’s Kenny no one ever really seems to remember that
one ever really seems to remember that
one ever really seems to remember that he died no matter how many times it
he died no matter how many times it
he died no matter how many times it happened remember this time try and king
happened remember this time try and king
happened remember this time try and king remember oh my god holy shit dude before
remember oh my god holy shit dude before
remember oh my god holy shit dude before we unveil our number one pick here are a
we unveil our number one pick here are a
we unveil our number one pick here are a few honorable mentions well he’s very
few honorable mentions well he’s very
few honorable mentions well he’s very dear to my heart I love him oh it’s more
dear to my heart I love him oh it’s more
dear to my heart I love him oh it’s more than wrong it’s a violation of the
than wrong it’s a violation of the
than wrong it’s a violation of the natural order there’s nothing for it I
natural order there’s nothing for it I
natural order there’s nothing for it I drank that potion well the reason I know
drank that potion well the reason I know
drank that potion well the reason I know the demons aren’t working with the
the demons aren’t working with the
the demons aren’t working with the avatars it is because I’m an avatar
avatars it is because I’m an avatar
avatars it is because I’m an avatar number one the doctor dr. who does any
number one the doctor dr. who does any
number one the doctor dr. who does any one thing to do now what’s that doctor I
one thing to do now what’s that doctor I
one thing to do now what’s that doctor I must look into the crystal myself while
must look into the crystal myself while
must look into the crystal myself while you may think a certain Captain Jack
you may think a certain Captain Jack
you may think a certain Captain Jack Harkness would be on our list the doctor
Harkness would be on our list the doctor
Harkness would be on our list the doctor has had a few more decades with which to
has had a few more decades with which to
has had a few more decades with which to prove his long lifespan to the world
prove his long lifespan to the world
prove his long lifespan to the world what happens if I live for a million
what happens if I live for a million
what happens if I live for a million years
years
years I really do not with his ability to
I really do not with his ability to
I really do not with his ability to regenerate into a different actor mm-hmm
regenerate into a different actor mm-hmm
regenerate into a different actor mm-hmm sorry different body this resident of
sorry different body this resident of
sorry different body this resident of Gallifrey has proven his immortal
Gallifrey has proven his immortal
Gallifrey has proven his immortal lifespan more times than we can count on
lifespan more times than we can count on
lifespan more times than we can count on both hands
both hands
both hands I’m sure ironically the doctor almost
I’m sure ironically the doctor almost
I’m sure ironically the doctor almost didn’t make this list because he
didn’t make this list because he
didn’t make this list because he technically can die of old age but
technically can die of old age but
technically can die of old age but thanks to a handy reset on his
thanks to a handy reset on his
thanks to a handy reset on his regeneration cycle there’s no telling
regeneration cycle there’s no telling
regeneration cycle there’s no telling how long he can live on and that’s just
how long he can live on and that’s just
how long he can live on and that’s just the way we like it
do you agree with our list trying to
do you agree with our list trying to prove me wrong aren’t you you are wrong
prove me wrong aren’t you you are wrong
prove me wrong aren’t you you are wrong what immortal TV character have we
what immortal TV character have we
what immortal TV character have we overlooked stab myself in the chest of
overlooked stab myself in the chest of
overlooked stab myself in the chest of just a two-foot steel rod through my
just a two-foot steel rod through my
just a two-foot steel rod through my neck and I don’t have a scratch on me
neck and I don’t have a scratch on me
neck and I don’t have a scratch on me for more everlasting top 10s published
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I’m tired guys think I’m gonna go to bed oh my god
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