see that guy watch him preen dig in the advancing Sheen well what if you didn’t
advancing Sheen well what if you didn’t
advancing Sheen well what if you didn’t shave what would your hair do you have
shave what would your hair do you have
shave what would your hair do you have like you’re not thinking about just
like you’re not thinking about just
like you’re not thinking about just growing bangs back welcome to
growing bangs back welcome to
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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten bald
down our picks for the top ten bald
down our picks for the top ten bald dudes I told you that I believe that I
dudes I told you that I believe that I
dudes I told you that I believe that I was capable of being very much more for
was capable of being very much more for
was capable of being very much more for this list we’re considering all those
this list we’re considering all those
this list we’re considering all those celebs that whether bald by nature or
celebs that whether bald by nature or
celebs that whether bald by nature or bald by choice are the guys we think of
bald by choice are the guys we think of
bald by choice are the guys we think of when we think bald and I yeah well
when we think bald and I yeah well
when we think bald and I yeah well myself sometimes some may have
myself sometimes some may have
myself sometimes some may have functioning follicles but all spend a
functioning follicles but all spend a
functioning follicles but all spend a significant portion of their lives
significant portion of their lives
significant portion of their lives showing more scalp than the average man
number 10
number 10 John Malkovich do you know what’s wrong
John Malkovich do you know what’s wrong
John Malkovich do you know what’s wrong with this country they’re all trying to
with this country they’re all trying to
with this country they’re all trying to kill us
kill us
kill us exactly stylish bizarre and lovably
exactly stylish bizarre and lovably
exactly stylish bizarre and lovably creepy John Malkovich and hair parted
creepy John Malkovich and hair parted
creepy John Malkovich and hair parted ways in the late 1980s resulting in a
ways in the late 1980s resulting in a
ways in the late 1980s resulting in a full-on solar panel by 1990 his name is
full-on solar panel by 1990 his name is
full-on solar panel by 1990 his name is Cyrus Grissom aka Cyrus the virus hair
Cyrus Grissom aka Cyrus the virus hair
Cyrus Grissom aka Cyrus the virus hair loss did little to hinder his career
loss did little to hinder his career
loss did little to hinder his career however as it only made him more
however as it only made him more
however as it only made him more Malkovich
the actor who once lost 70 pounds by
the actor who once lost 70 pounds by eating nothing but jello for four months
eating nothing but jello for four months
eating nothing but jello for four months was typically cast as James Dean types
was typically cast as James Dean types
was typically cast as James Dean types in his Harry days but found that as his
in his Harry days but found that as his
in his Harry days but found that as his hair thinned out his choice of roles
hair thinned out his choice of roles
hair thinned out his choice of roles bloomed it’s my head Schwartz it’s my
bloomed it’s my head Schwartz it’s my
bloomed it’s my head Schwartz it’s my head
head
head number 9 Jason Statham it’s not specific
number 9 Jason Statham it’s not specific
number 9 Jason Statham it’s not specific to any sort of a drama or any acting
to any sort of a drama or any acting
to any sort of a drama or any acting that you can do as a former diver Jason
that you can do as a former diver Jason
that you can do as a former diver Jason Statham had a late start to acting not
Statham had a late start to acting not
Statham had a late start to acting not taking up the craft until he was 31 you
taking up the craft until he was 31 you
taking up the craft until he was 31 you are on the UH the national team prior to
are on the UH the national team prior to
are on the UH the national team prior to breakout roles in Lock Stock and Two
breakout roles in Lock Stock and Two
breakout roles in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and snatch Statham
Smoking Barrels and snatch Statham
Smoking Barrels and snatch Statham modeled for companies like French
modeled for companies like French
modeled for companies like French Connection where spokespeople for such
Connection where spokespeople for such
Connection where spokespeople for such companies found that his slowly receding
companies found that his slowly receding
companies found that his slowly receding hairline and his short cropped follicles
hairline and his short cropped follicles
hairline and his short cropped follicles made him look normal and believably
made him look normal and believably
made him look normal and believably masculine I’m not that the action star
masculine I’m not that the action star
masculine I’m not that the action star sights baldness as a blessing and claims
sights baldness as a blessing and claims
sights baldness as a blessing and claims hair never really suited him anyway he’s
hair never really suited him anyway he’s
hair never really suited him anyway he’s a good tire to see my best efforts get
a good tire to see my best efforts get
a good tire to see my best efforts get tended to bullshit by the same people
tended to bullshit by the same people
tended to bullshit by the same people who pay me
who pay me
who pay me the job number eight andre agassi play
the job number eight andre agassi play
the job number eight andre agassi play the French in 1990 and this was at the
the French in 1990 and this was at the
the French in 1990 and this was at the peak of my fear losing my hair
peak of my fear losing my hair
peak of my fear losing my hair heartthrob tennis star and camera
heartthrob tennis star and camera
heartthrob tennis star and camera endorsee Andre Agassi made heads turn
endorsee Andre Agassi made heads turn
endorsee Andre Agassi made heads turn when he showed off his own polished dome
when he showed off his own polished dome
when he showed off his own polished dome in the mid 90s beginning at age 19
in the mid 90s beginning at age 19
in the mid 90s beginning at age 19 Agassi was committed to hiding his
Agassi was committed to hiding his
Agassi was committed to hiding his baldness at all costs including at the
baldness at all costs including at the
baldness at all costs including at the French Open I was pretty much depressed
French Open I was pretty much depressed
French Open I was pretty much depressed to be quite us then known for his long
to be quite us then known for his long
to be quite us then known for his long locks
locks
locks Andres Mane was actually an elaborate
Andres Mane was actually an elaborate
Andres Mane was actually an elaborate weave system that he accidentally
weave system that he accidentally
weave system that he accidentally compromised by using the wrong
compromised by using the wrong
compromised by using the wrong conditioner like my hair was flopping
conditioner like my hair was flopping
conditioner like my hair was flopping you know when I got a shower like it
you know when I got a shower like it
you know when I got a shower like it just wasn’t it was maybe on 20% with his
just wasn’t it was maybe on 20% with his
just wasn’t it was maybe on 20% with his hair threatening to leave Agassi became
hair threatening to leave Agassi became
hair threatening to leave Agassi became more focused on keeping his piece intact
more focused on keeping his piece intact
more focused on keeping his piece intact than winning the match I think the next
than winning the match I think the next
than winning the match I think the next day I considered it much more of a
day I considered it much more of a
day I considered it much more of a victory to lose the match and have my
victory to lose the match and have my
victory to lose the match and have my hair stay on eventually Agassi traded
hair stay on eventually Agassi traded
hair stay on eventually Agassi traded the lie for a razor and 11 minutes later
the lie for a razor and 11 minutes later
the lie for a razor and 11 minutes later was a new man what are we looking at
was a new man what are we looking at
was a new man what are we looking at here Andre we’re looking at a lot of
here Andre we’re looking at a lot of
here Andre we’re looking at a lot of pain number 7 Stone Cold Steve Austin
in his pre WWE days Steve Austin was a
in his pre WWE days Steve Austin was a baby-faced long-haired virtual nobody
baby-faced long-haired virtual nobody
baby-faced long-haired virtual nobody but his fortune changed in late 1995 we
but his fortune changed in late 1995 we
but his fortune changed in late 1995 we welcome the great stone cold steve
welcome the great stone cold steve
welcome the great stone cold steve austin signing with what was then known
austin signing with what was then known
austin signing with what was then known as the WWF austin was first reinvented
as the WWF austin was first reinvented
as the WWF austin was first reinvented as the ringmaster and soon revamped his
as the ringmaster and soon revamped his
as the ringmaster and soon revamped his look with a smooth scalp goatee and a
look with a smooth scalp goatee and a
look with a smooth scalp goatee and a stone-cold bad attitude
far more than just tough-guy trimmings
far more than just tough-guy trimmings the stone-cold style also allowed Austin
the stone-cold style also allowed Austin
the stone-cold style also allowed Austin to put his hair loss against the
to put his hair loss against the
to put his hair loss against the turnbuckle and force it into submission
turnbuckle and force it into submission
turnbuckle and force it into submission if you were an opponent and I directed
if you were an opponent and I directed
if you were an opponent and I directed that at you you would know though not
that at you you would know though not
that at you you would know though not saluting you I’d be saying right exactly
saluting you I’d be saying right exactly
saluting you I’d be saying right exactly what that says as popular as swilling
what that says as popular as swilling
what that says as popular as swilling beer cursing and being from Texas the
beer cursing and being from Texas the
beer cursing and being from Texas the look took off in a way the Hulk Hogan
look took off in a way the Hulk Hogan
look took off in a way the Hulk Hogan never did that area number six Yul
never did that area number six Yul
never did that area number six Yul Brynner I will raise a temple to you
Brynner I will raise a temple to you
Brynner I will raise a temple to you mightier than the pyramids the original
mightier than the pyramids the original
mightier than the pyramids the original bald by choice Yul Brynner shaped his
bald by choice Yul Brynner shaped his
bald by choice Yul Brynner shaped his once dark and curly locks at the
once dark and curly locks at the
once dark and curly locks at the suggestion of Irene sheriff who was the
suggestion of Irene sheriff who was the
suggestion of Irene sheriff who was the costumer for the King and I do not have
costumer for the King and I do not have
costumer for the King and I do not have any respectful Brenner stuck with the
any respectful Brenner stuck with the
any respectful Brenner stuck with the look through the play stage run and its
look through the play stage run and its
look through the play stage run and its Hollywood film production and eventually
Hollywood film production and eventually
Hollywood film production and eventually made the look permanently his own high
made the look permanently his own high
made the look permanently his own high you know in a world of Brylcreem and
you know in a world of Brylcreem and
you know in a world of Brylcreem and fedoras Brynner’s shorn dome made him an
fedoras Brynner’s shorn dome made him an
fedoras Brynner’s shorn dome made him an icon I will bring you back your temple
icon I will bring you back your temple
icon I will bring you back your temple dresser
dresser
dresser so committed was you’ll to the sleek
so committed was you’ll to the sleek
so committed was you’ll to the sleek look that he would actually wear wigs
look that he would actually wear wigs
look that he would actually wear wigs for roles requiring cranial coverage
for roles requiring cranial coverage
for roles requiring cranial coverage rather than grow out his own hair in
rather than grow out his own hair in
rather than grow out his own hair in order to remind me of breaking promises
order to remind me of breaking promises
order to remind me of breaking promises and ever make its head that I tended I
and ever make its head that I tended I
and ever make its head that I tended I Tara number five
Tara number five
Tara number five LL Cool J mama said wear a hat while not
LL Cool J mama said wear a hat while not
LL Cool J mama said wear a hat while not as openly hairless as the others
as openly hairless as the others
as openly hairless as the others appearing on our list LL Cool J has been
appearing on our list LL Cool J has been
appearing on our list LL Cool J has been follically challenged since a young age
follically challenged since a young age
follically challenged since a young age and suffers from alopecia areata or spot
and suffers from alopecia areata or spot
and suffers from alopecia areata or spot baldness not on what you got to take
baldness not on what you got to take
baldness not on what you got to take that this in turn led to his series of
that this in turn led to his series of
that this in turn led to his series of iconic headgear including his once
iconic headgear including his once
iconic headgear including his once trademark red Kangol bucket hat they
trademark red Kangol bucket hat they
trademark red Kangol bucket hat they don’t want to see like LL Cool J then a
don’t want to see like LL Cool J then a
don’t want to see like LL Cool J then a guy with a afro wig
guy with a afro wig
guy with a afro wig although typically had free in his role
although typically had free in his role
although typically had free in his role as Sam Hannah on NCIS Los Angeles it’s
as Sam Hannah on NCIS Los Angeles it’s
as Sam Hannah on NCIS Los Angeles it’s rare to find the rapper naked from the
rare to find the rapper naked from the
rare to find the rapper naked from the ears up anywhere else we probably you
ears up anywhere else we probably you
ears up anywhere else we probably you know contemplated another course of
know contemplated another course of
know contemplated another course of action number four
action number four
action number four Vin Diesel let’s go for a little ride
Vin Diesel let’s go for a little ride
Vin Diesel let’s go for a little ride much like Steve Austin
much like Steve Austin
much like Steve Austin Vin Diesel made bald not only cool but
Vin Diesel made bald not only cool but
Vin Diesel made bald not only cool but downright badass I live my life a
downright badass I live my life a
downright badass I live my life a quarter mile at a time balding in
quarter mile at a time balding in
quarter mile at a time balding in patches at a young age
patches at a young age
patches at a young age the former bouncer opted to cut it off
the former bouncer opted to cut it off
the former bouncer opted to cut it off at the pass and shave it to the skin my
at the pass and shave it to the skin my
at the pass and shave it to the skin my friend says you could use a haircut to
friend says you could use a haircut to
friend says you could use a haircut to update your style although he will at
update your style although he will at
update your style although he will at times rock a field of stubble his
times rock a field of stubble his
times rock a field of stubble his naturally darkened curly hair isn’t
naturally darkened curly hair isn’t
naturally darkened curly hair isn’t making a comeback anytime soon unlikely
making a comeback anytime soon unlikely
making a comeback anytime soon unlikely but ok free of his patchwork noggin
but ok free of his patchwork noggin
but ok free of his patchwork noggin blanket diesel is both faster and
blanket diesel is both faster and
blanket diesel is both faster and furious er than its fellow action hero
furious er than its fellow action hero
furious er than its fellow action hero peers and manages to pull off a tough
peers and manages to pull off a tough
peers and manages to pull off a tough but likeable persona it is what you had
but likeable persona it is what you had
but likeable persona it is what you had in mind
in mind
in mind number three Bruce Willis alright
number three Bruce Willis alright
number three Bruce Willis alright yippee-ki-yay mr. barber because a
yippee-ki-yay mr. barber because a
yippee-ki-yay mr. barber because a mother although he’s come up with some
mother although he’s come up with some
mother although he’s come up with some creative solutions to his overall hair
creative solutions to his overall hair
creative solutions to his overall hair lack egde this is all natural haha so
lack egde this is all natural haha so
lack egde this is all natural haha so meet hairpiece Bruce Willis’s full
meet hairpiece Bruce Willis’s full
meet hairpiece Bruce Willis’s full schedule of kicking ass means he just
schedule of kicking ass means he just
schedule of kicking ass means he just doesn’t have time for hair how’s it look
doesn’t have time for hair how’s it look
doesn’t have time for hair how’s it look it looks great
it looks great
it looks great often wigged in his movies willis has
often wigged in his movies willis has
often wigged in his movies willis has been proudly hair
been proudly hair
been proudly hair off screen since the mid-90s and has
off screen since the mid-90s and has
off screen since the mid-90s and has claimed his championing of the look is a
claimed his championing of the look is a
claimed his championing of the look is a statement against the hair growth
statement against the hair growth
statement against the hair growth industry and there goes that one
industry and there goes that one
industry and there goes that one typically bear scold in most of his more
typically bear scold in most of his more
typically bear scold in most of his more recent film roles Bruce cites his hair
recent film roles Bruce cites his hair
recent film roles Bruce cites his hair loss is proof both of his humanity and
loss is proof both of his humanity and
loss is proof both of his humanity and that manliness comes from the heart not
that manliness comes from the heart not
that manliness comes from the heart not the comb dipping I understand a word you
the comb dipping I understand a word you
the comb dipping I understand a word you say number two Michael Jordan
others may have been bald before him but
others may have been bald before him but no one made a shaved head as fashionable
no one made a shaved head as fashionable
no one made a shaved head as fashionable as Michael Jordan once you shaved your
as Michael Jordan once you shaved your
as Michael Jordan once you shaved your head a whole lot of other people started
head a whole lot of other people started
head a whole lot of other people started following Wow it was being done before
following Wow it was being done before
following Wow it was being done before me
me
me already a trendsetter with his Air
already a trendsetter with his Air
already a trendsetter with his Air Jordan sneakers and knee-length shorts
Jordan sneakers and knee-length shorts
Jordan sneakers and knee-length shorts when MJ began shaving his head in the
when MJ began shaving his head in the
when MJ began shaving his head in the tail end of the 80s the rest of the NBA
tail end of the 80s the rest of the NBA
tail end of the 80s the rest of the NBA took note and many followed suit no you
took note and many followed suit no you
took note and many followed suit no you made it look flat well a lot of I
made it look flat well a lot of I
made it look flat well a lot of I haven’t to it shaving his head to
haven’t to it shaving his head to
haven’t to it shaving his head to control early male pattern baldness
control early male pattern baldness
control early male pattern baldness Jordan paved the way to the barber for
Jordan paved the way to the barber for
Jordan paved the way to the barber for fellow bball Baldy Shaquille O’Neal
fellow bball Baldy Shaquille O’Neal
fellow bball Baldy Shaquille O’Neal among others you got any new nicknames
among others you got any new nicknames
among others you got any new nicknames for me my new one is wolf of Wall Street
for me my new one is wolf of Wall Street
for me my new one is wolf of Wall Street before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions you hear me
few honorable mentions you hear me
few honorable mentions you hear me talking hillbilly boy I think I’ve just
talking hillbilly boy I think I’ve just
talking hillbilly boy I think I’ve just been flatted eyes yeah yeah being we’re
been flatted eyes yeah yeah being we’re
been flatted eyes yeah yeah being we’re at the MGM Grand in Vegas you oughta go
at the MGM Grand in Vegas you oughta go
at the MGM Grand in Vegas you oughta go to the crap table bet your sense of
to the crap table bet your sense of
to the crap table bet your sense of humor and a heart aide and if you’re
humor and a heart aide and if you’re
humor and a heart aide and if you’re lucky you lose somebody in the audience
lucky you lose somebody in the audience
lucky you lose somebody in the audience test Oh number one Patrick Stewart well
test Oh number one Patrick Stewart well
test Oh number one Patrick Stewart well I’m not sure that that is gonna be
I’m not sure that that is gonna be
I’m not sure that that is gonna be enough he may or may not have been the
enough he may or may not have been the
enough he may or may not have been the first bald captain of the enterprise
first bald captain of the enterprise
first bald captain of the enterprise but Patrick Stewart did it with an
but Patrick Stewart did it with an
but Patrick Stewart did it with an authority that was all his own I was a
authority that was all his own I was a
authority that was all his own I was a pure adolescent allowed himself to be
pure adolescent allowed himself to be
pure adolescent allowed himself to be led by his hormones instead of his head
led by his hormones instead of his head
led by his hormones instead of his head first losing his hair at 18 and bald by
first losing his hair at 18 and bald by
first losing his hair at 18 and bald by 19 Stewart initially held on to what was
19 Stewart initially held on to what was
19 Stewart initially held on to what was left of his sidelocks by wearing a
left of his sidelocks by wearing a
left of his sidelocks by wearing a comb-over that is until a friend held
comb-over that is until a friend held
comb-over that is until a friend held him down and cut it off and she lifted
him down and cut it off and she lifted
him down and cut it off and she lifted it up and she cut it all off and then
it up and she cut it all off and then
it up and she cut it all off and then George he worked his we’re still holding
George he worked his we’re still holding
George he worked his we’re still holding they came around and he knelt down in
they came around and he knelt down in
they came around and he knelt down in front of me and he said now you be
front of me and he said now you be
front of me and he said now you be yourself Stewart would later use his
yourself Stewart would later use his
yourself Stewart would later use his baldness to his advantage by
baldness to his advantage by
baldness to his advantage by transforming into an actor capable of
transforming into an actor capable of
transforming into an actor capable of playing older characters as was the case
playing older characters as was the case
playing older characters as was the case when he began playing the 59 year old
when he began playing the 59 year old
when he began playing the 59 year old Captain Picard at age 47 it doesn’t make
Captain Picard at age 47 it doesn’t make
Captain Picard at age 47 it doesn’t make any sense you’ve got a bald actor play
any sense you’ve got a bald actor play
any sense you’ve got a bald actor play this part surely by the 24th century
this part surely by the 24th century
this part surely by the 24th century they will have found a cure for male
they will have found a cure for male
they will have found a cure for male pattern baldness
pattern baldness
pattern baldness do you agree with our list shit who is
do you agree with our list shit who is
do you agree with our list shit who is your favorite notable bald dude I’m
your favorite notable bald dude I’m
your favorite notable bald dude I’m really concerned with how I look for
really concerned with how I look for
really concerned with how I look for more aerodynamic top 10s published every
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