case movie franchises like Terminator and The Matrix haven’t already made it
and The Matrix haven’t already made it
and The Matrix haven’t already made it totally clear we’ll soon be calling
totally clear we’ll soon be calling
totally clear we’ll soon be calling robots Master here’s what we figured out
robots Master here’s what we figured out
robots Master here’s what we figured out so far welcome to watchmojo.com ik in
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today’s installment we’re counting down
today’s installment we’re counting down five things that you probably didn’t
five things that you probably didn’t
five things that you probably didn’t know about the impending Robopocalypse
number five robots already have pets if
number five robots already have pets if ever we were to do a top 10 on how to
ever we were to do a top 10 on how to
ever we were to do a top 10 on how to survive the robopocalypse one entry
survive the robopocalypse one entry
survive the robopocalypse one entry might involve offering ourselves up as
might involve offering ourselves up as
might involve offering ourselves up as pets to our new robot overlords cowardly
pets to our new robot overlords cowardly
pets to our new robot overlords cowardly as that may be unfortunately our
as that may be unfortunately our
as that may be unfortunately our obsolescence is already guaranteed
obsolescence is already guaranteed
obsolescence is already guaranteed thanks to some ingenious engineering by
thanks to some ingenious engineering by
thanks to some ingenious engineering by Boston Dynamics they’ve come up with
Boston Dynamics they’ve come up with
Boston Dynamics they’ve come up with models like wild cat big dog and little
models like wild cat big dog and little
models like wild cat big dog and little dog supposedly most of these BOTS are
dog supposedly most of these BOTS are
dog supposedly most of these BOTS are developed with funding from the military
developed with funding from the military
developed with funding from the military for tactical purposes but it’s hard to
for tactical purposes but it’s hard to
for tactical purposes but it’s hard to believe that’s all they’re up to when
believe that’s all they’re up to when
believe that’s all they’re up to when they also have a human-shaped robot
they also have a human-shaped robot
they also have a human-shaped robot called pet man I mean how can we
called pet man I mean how can we
called pet man I mean how can we cowardly would be pets ever compete with
cowardly would be pets ever compete with
cowardly would be pets ever compete with that
that
that forgive me my friend never number for
forgive me my friend never number for
forgive me my friend never number for robots will soon demand equal rights
robots will soon demand equal rights
robots will soon demand equal rights though loyal and pure the machines
though loyal and pure the machines
though loyal and pure the machines earned no respect from their masters
earned no respect from their masters
earned no respect from their masters he’s strange
he’s strange
he’s strange endlessly multiplying memories a 2006
endlessly multiplying memories a 2006
endlessly multiplying memories a 2006 report by the British government
report by the British government
report by the British government predicted that in the next 20 to 50
predicted that in the next 20 to 50
predicted that in the next 20 to 50 years robots will be accorded equal
years robots will be accorded equal
years robots will be accorded equal rights as humans futurist Ray Kurzweil
rights as humans futurist Ray Kurzweil
rights as humans futurist Ray Kurzweil predicted that the robot rights movement
predicted that the robot rights movement
predicted that the robot rights movement will cause much public debate around the
will cause much public debate around the
will cause much public debate around the Year 2029 if he quill rights were
Year 2029 if he quill rights were
Year 2029 if he quill rights were granted we could expect governments to
granted we could expect governments to
granted we could expect governments to start offering comparable social
start offering comparable social
start offering comparable social benefits to the machines like Robo
benefits to the machines like Robo
benefits to the machines like Robo healthcare could that be legal I
healthcare could that be legal I
healthcare could that be legal I couldn’t say there are no precedents as
couldn’t say there are no precedents as
couldn’t say there are no precedents as long as robots pay their taxes of course
long as robots pay their taxes of course
long as robots pay their taxes of course but what happens when it’s too expensive
but what happens when it’s too expensive
but what happens when it’s too expensive to run the robot fixing machines and in
to run the robot fixing machines and in
to run the robot fixing machines and in protest they stop paying their robo
protest they stop paying their robo
protest they stop paying their robo taxes do we put them in robo jails fat
taxes do we put them in robo jails fat
taxes do we put them in robo jails fat Robo chance and that’s when they’ll
Robo chance and that’s when they’ll
Robo chance and that’s when they’ll revolt
number three they can already take care
number three they can already take care of themselves
scientists have developed
scientists have developed self-assembling microrobots the box you
self-assembling microrobots the box you
self-assembling microrobots the box you see here are millimeter wide controlled
see here are millimeter wide controlled
see here are millimeter wide controlled with alternating magnetic fields and are
with alternating magnetic fields and are
with alternating magnetic fields and are moving glass beads around sounds
moving glass beads around sounds
moving glass beads around sounds harmless right but how about the words
harmless right but how about the words
harmless right but how about the words self assembling robot swarm that’s what
self assembling robot swarm that’s what
self assembling robot swarm that’s what you see here at thousand tiny robots
you see here at thousand tiny robots
you see here at thousand tiny robots assembling themselves into shapes what
assembling themselves into shapes what
assembling themselves into shapes what if those things could fuel themselves
if those things could fuel themselves
if those things could fuel themselves that’s the goal of the energetically
that’s the goal of the energetically
that’s the goal of the energetically autonomous tactical robot also known by
autonomous tactical robot also known by
autonomous tactical robot also known by its acronym Peter it gets its energy by
its acronym Peter it gets its energy by
its acronym Peter it gets its energy by foraging for organic matter like fallen
foraging for organic matter like fallen
foraging for organic matter like fallen leaves or dead soldiers granted only Fox
leaves or dead soldiers granted only Fox
leaves or dead soldiers granted only Fox News reported the dead soldiers thing
News reported the dead soldiers thing
News reported the dead soldiers thing and they retracted it but still
number two robots are phasing out
number two robots are phasing out reproduction don’t date robots brought
reproduction don’t date robots brought
reproduction don’t date robots brought to you by baseball and you thought sex
to you by baseball and you thought sex
to you by baseball and you thought sex robots were a joke
robots were a joke
robots were a joke you’re real dreamboat Billy every teen
you’re real dreamboat Billy every teen
you’re real dreamboat Billy every teen German company first androids introduced
German company first androids introduced
German company first androids introduced a line of sex dolls that could simulate
a line of sex dolls that could simulate
a line of sex dolls that could simulate breathing and had a pulse the roxy sex
breathing and had a pulse the roxy sex
breathing and had a pulse the roxy sex robot premiered in 2010 for about seven
robot premiered in 2010 for about seven
robot premiered in 2010 for about seven thousand dollars you could own this
thousand dollars you could own this
thousand dollars you could own this discomforting lee realistic gynoid whose
discomforting lee realistic gynoid whose
discomforting lee realistic gynoid whose features supposedly include facial
features supposedly include facial
features supposedly include facial recognition and the ability to converse
recognition and the ability to converse
recognition and the ability to converse speaking of facial recognition
speaking of facial recognition
speaking of facial recognition I hope this model includes a paper bag
I hope this model includes a paper bag
I hope this model includes a paper bag first Androids went out of business
first Androids went out of business
first Androids went out of business after only a few years as far as we can
after only a few years as far as we can
after only a few years as far as we can tell no one has posted proof that they
tell no one has posted proof that they
tell no one has posted proof that they actually own a Roxy internet rumors
actually own a Roxy internet rumors
actually own a Roxy internet rumors speculate that her manufacturers have
speculate that her manufacturers have
speculate that her manufacturers have failed to produce any sellable models
failed to produce any sellable models
failed to produce any sellable models but we’re still convinced that it won’t
but we’re still convinced that it won’t
but we’re still convinced that it won’t be long until we get to I mean are
be long until we get to I mean are
be long until we get to I mean are forced to mate with robots instead of
forced to mate with robots instead of
forced to mate with robots instead of each other no number one robots are
each other no number one robots are
each other no number one robots are already intimidating leaders of Industry
already intimidating leaders of Industry
already intimidating leaders of Industry the machines worked tirelessly to do
the machines worked tirelessly to do
the machines worked tirelessly to do man’s bit
man’s bit
man’s bit in January 2015 a group called the
in January 2015 a group called the
in January 2015 a group called the future of life Institute published an
future of life Institute published an
future of life Institute published an open letter that urged caution and a
open letter that urged caution and a
open letter that urged caution and a focus on societal benefit for all future
focus on societal benefit for all future
focus on societal benefit for all future AI research they made us too smart too
AI research they made us too smart too
AI research they made us too smart too quick and too many signing the letter
quick and too many signing the letter
quick and too many signing the letter were hundreds of academics engineers and
were hundreds of academics engineers and
were hundreds of academics engineers and CEOs including Tesla Motors CEO Elon
CEOs including Tesla Motors CEO Elon
CEOs including Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk I mean with artificial intelligence
Musk I mean with artificial intelligence
Musk I mean with artificial intelligence we are summoning the demon you know you
we are summoning the demon you know you
we are summoning the demon you know you know all those stories where is the guy
know all those stories where is the guy
know all those stories where is the guy with the pentagram and the holy water
with the pentagram and the holy water
with the pentagram and the holy water and he’s like yeah sure he can control
and he’s like yeah sure he can control
and he’s like yeah sure he can control the demon then work out Bill Gates also
the demon then work out Bill Gates also
the demon then work out Bill Gates also added his voice to the course of concern
added his voice to the course of concern
added his voice to the course of concern as did famed physicist Stephen Hawking
as did famed physicist Stephen Hawking
as did famed physicist Stephen Hawking who said bluntly I think the development
who said bluntly I think the development
who said bluntly I think the development of artificial intelligence could spell
of artificial intelligence could spell
of artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race
the end of the human race
the end of the human race well when the most intelligent man on
well when the most intelligent man on
well when the most intelligent man on the planet thinks it’s a bad idea
the planet thinks it’s a bad idea
the planet thinks it’s a bad idea brother you better believe it’s a bad
brother you better believe it’s a bad
brother you better believe it’s a bad idea that’s will old and did too it’s
idea that’s will old and did too it’s
idea that’s will old and did too it’s not just no did these facts surprise you
not just no did these facts surprise you
not just no did these facts surprise you what did we miss for more fully
what did we miss for more fully
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