
I’ll be more careful next time there will not be a next time 2014 brought us
will not be a next time 2014 brought us
will not be a next time 2014 brought us a number of great films don’t expect to
a number of great films don’t expect to
a number of great films don’t expect to see any of them mentioned here nobody
see any of them mentioned here nobody
see any of them mentioned here nobody was talking about him Pompey welcome to
was talking about him Pompey welcome to
was talking about him Pompey welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 worst
down our picks for the top 10 worst
down our picks for the top 10 worst movies of 2014
movies of 2014
movies of 2014 I call it transcendence for this list
I call it transcendence for this list
I call it transcendence for this list we’re taking a look at 2014’s dumbest
we’re taking a look at 2014’s dumbest
we’re taking a look at 2014’s dumbest laziest
laziest
laziest and most painful cinematic outings that
and most painful cinematic outings that
and most painful cinematic outings that made film critics rethink their jobs and
made film critics rethink their jobs and
made film critics rethink their jobs and mainstream audiences demand their money
mainstream audiences demand their money
mainstream audiences demand their money back number 10 blended I would like to
back number 10 blended I would like to
back number 10 blended I would like to welcome you to our fourth annual blended
welcome you to our fourth annual blended
welcome you to our fourth annual blended familymoon week while this Adam Sandler
familymoon week while this Adam Sandler
familymoon week while this Adam Sandler comedy isn’t the absolute worst of his
comedy isn’t the absolute worst of his
comedy isn’t the absolute worst of his career it is clear-cut evidence that
career it is clear-cut evidence that
career it is clear-cut evidence that he’s not making any attempt to improve
he’s not making any attempt to improve
he’s not making any attempt to improve upon his stick
upon his stick
upon his stick what’s a blended family I don’t know it
what’s a blended family I don’t know it
what’s a blended family I don’t know it sounds painful
sounds painful
sounds painful all Sandler really cares about is
all Sandler really cares about is
all Sandler really cares about is repeating the same tired formula and
repeating the same tired formula and
repeating the same tired formula and gags so he can go on vacation hang out
gags so he can go on vacation hang out
gags so he can go on vacation hang out with his friends and make some quick
with his friends and make some quick
with his friends and make some quick easy money in the process
easy money in the process
easy money in the process no I’m not blending we were just having
no I’m not blending we were just having
no I’m not blending we were just having a conversation
a conversation
a conversation seeing how blended disappointed at the
seeing how blended disappointed at the
seeing how blended disappointed at the box office though maybe people are
box office though maybe people are
box office though maybe people are finally starting to wise up to a scheme
finally starting to wise up to a scheme
finally starting to wise up to a scheme I didn’t know that
I didn’t know that
I didn’t know that if audiences are evolving so should
if audiences are evolving so should
if audiences are evolving so should Sandler yeah maybe that’s not actually a
Sandler yeah maybe that’s not actually a
Sandler yeah maybe that’s not actually a bad idea number 9 drive hard thank you
bad idea number 9 drive hard thank you
bad idea number 9 drive hard thank you thank you so much they say never judge a
thank you so much they say never judge a
thank you so much they say never judge a movie by its title but it’s hard to
movie by its title but it’s hard to
movie by its title but it’s hard to imagine a movie called drive hard being
imagine a movie called drive hard being
imagine a movie called drive hard being any kind of cinematic tour de force
any kind of cinematic tour de force
any kind of cinematic tour de force sadly drive hard doesn’t even work as an
sadly drive hard doesn’t even work as an
sadly drive hard doesn’t even work as an action-packed buddy comedy or a
action-packed buddy comedy or a
action-packed buddy comedy or a self-aware b-movie what do you say jets
self-aware b-movie what do you say jets
self-aware b-movie what do you say jets call today the leads have little to no
call today the leads have little to no
call today the leads have little to no chemistry the tone is all over the place
chemistry the tone is all over the place
chemistry the tone is all over the place and the plot is recycled from superior
and the plot is recycled from superior
and the plot is recycled from superior films like collateral
technically true you know that your
technically true you know that your movie is in trouble when Thomas jeans
movie is in trouble when Thomas jeans
movie is in trouble when Thomas jeans hair gives the best performance anyway
hair gives the best performance anyway
hair gives the best performance anyway Oh
damnit
damnit number eight Winter’s Tale I can see
number eight Winter’s Tale I can see
number eight Winter’s Tale I can see winter as it turns around the room on
winter as it turns around the room on
winter as it turns around the room on the light darting from white Lance’s to
the light darting from white Lance’s to
the light darting from white Lance’s to raised sofa crosses to the
raised sofa crosses to the
raised sofa crosses to the optical glass to the flame this
optical glass to the flame this
optical glass to the flame this adaptation of Mark Halperin novel
adaptation of Mark Halperin novel
adaptation of Mark Halperin novel consists of Will Smith making a meme
consists of Will Smith making a meme
consists of Will Smith making a meme worthy facial expression as Lucifer Eva
worthy facial expression as Lucifer Eva
worthy facial expression as Lucifer Eva Marie Saint playing a woman inexplicably
Marie Saint playing a woman inexplicably
Marie Saint playing a woman inexplicably over a hundred Russell Crowe sounding
over a hundred Russell Crowe sounding
over a hundred Russell Crowe sounding like an evil muppet even enforcer to
like an evil muppet even enforcer to
like an evil muppet even enforcer to five boroughs Black Knight of the armies
five boroughs Black Knight of the armies
five boroughs Black Knight of the armies of the Fallen and faithful and willing
of the Fallen and faithful and willing
of the Fallen and faithful and willing servant to Lucifer and Colin Farrell
servant to Lucifer and Colin Farrell
servant to Lucifer and Colin Farrell riding a flying horse that’s actually a
riding a flying horse that’s actually a
riding a flying horse that’s actually a dog talk about a mess without purpose
dog talk about a mess without purpose
dog talk about a mess without purpose nothing what’s truly shocking is that
nothing what’s truly shocking is that
nothing what’s truly shocking is that Winter’s Tale was directed by Akiva
Winter’s Tale was directed by Akiva
Winter’s Tale was directed by Akiva Goldsman who wrote the oscar-winning
Goldsman who wrote the oscar-winning
Goldsman who wrote the oscar-winning screenplay for a beautiful mind she
screenplay for a beautiful mind she
screenplay for a beautiful mind she sleeps in her tent on the roof and you
sleeps in her tent on the roof and you
sleeps in her tent on the roof and you do not actually he also wrote the
do not actually he also wrote the
do not actually he also wrote the screenplay for Batman and Robin which
screenplay for Batman and Robin which
screenplay for Batman and Robin which might explain why this love story isn’t
might explain why this love story isn’t
might explain why this love story isn’t very magical or romantic I live down on
very magical or romantic I live down on
very magical or romantic I live down on 12th Street
12th Street
12th Street I got a chicken number seven Ouija hey
I got a chicken number seven Ouija hey
I got a chicken number seven Ouija hey this is freaking me out I’m done with
this is freaking me out I’m done with
this is freaking me out I’m done with this a group of teenagers playing with a
this a group of teenagers playing with a
this a group of teenagers playing with a mysterious spirit board is one of the
mysterious spirit board is one of the
mysterious spirit board is one of the cheapest plot devices in the horror
cheapest plot devices in the horror
cheapest plot devices in the horror genre it’s an old house this is a joke
genre it’s an old house this is a joke
genre it’s an old house this is a joke given the familiar set up it isn’t
given the familiar set up it isn’t
given the familiar set up it isn’t surprising that we G is without a
surprising that we G is without a
surprising that we G is without a solitary original scare in this day and
solitary original scare in this day and
solitary original scare in this day and age did the filmmakers seriously expect
age did the filmmakers seriously expect
age did the filmmakers seriously expect audiences to be frightened by slamming
audiences to be frightened by slamming
audiences to be frightened by slamming doors tattered dolls and vengeful
doors tattered dolls and vengeful
doors tattered dolls and vengeful spirits it’s somebody there as we’ve
spirits it’s somebody there as we’ve
spirits it’s somebody there as we’ve come to expect from Hasbro studios Ouija
come to expect from Hasbro studios Ouija
come to expect from Hasbro studios Ouija is nothing more than a shameless attempt
is nothing more than a shameless attempt
is nothing more than a shameless attempt to sell a toy the results will leave
to sell a toy the results will leave
to sell a toy the results will leave even the most naive audiences rolling
even the most naive audiences rolling
even the most naive audiences rolling their eyes number 6 Vampire Academy damn
their eyes number 6 Vampire Academy damn
their eyes number 6 Vampire Academy damn back to the Vampire Academy these days a
back to the Vampire Academy these days a
back to the Vampire Academy these days a Vampire Academy know how I feel about
Vampire Academy know how I feel about
Vampire Academy know how I feel about the v-rod over the past few years we’ve
the v-rod over the past few years we’ve
the v-rod over the past few years we’ve gotten countless Harry Potter and
gotten countless Harry Potter and
gotten countless Harry Potter and Twilight wannabes Vampire Academy tries
Twilight wannabes Vampire Academy tries
Twilight wannabes Vampire Academy tries to combine both of these franchises
to combine both of these franchises
to combine both of these franchises together and the final product is every
together and the final product is every
together and the final product is every bit as condescending as you’d expect my
bit as condescending as you’d expect my
bit as condescending as you’d expect my name is Rose Hathaway and I’m not your
name is Rose Hathaway and I’m not your
name is Rose Hathaway and I’m not your normal teenage girl that I guess is
normal teenage girl that I guess is
normal teenage girl that I guess is there really such a thing even with the
there really such a thing even with the
there really such a thing even with the director of Mean Girls at its helm this
director of Mean Girls at its helm this
director of Mean Girls at its helm this adaptation of the young adult novel
adaptation of the young adult novel
adaptation of the young adult novel never aspires to be anything more than a
never aspires to be anything more than a
never aspires to be anything more than a stereotypical commercial sell out your
stereotypical commercial sell out your
stereotypical commercial sell out your reasons for not loving me just
reasons for not loving me just
reasons for not loving me just pick me love you more if there’s one
pick me love you more if there’s one
pick me love you more if there’s one lesson to be learned from Vampire
lesson to be learned from Vampire
lesson to be learned from Vampire Academy it’s that great art doesn’t come
Academy it’s that great art doesn’t come
Academy it’s that great art doesn’t come from trend followers it comes from trend
from trend followers it comes from trend
from trend followers it comes from trend setters shooting number five Teenage
setters shooting number five Teenage
setters shooting number five Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one more time with
Mutant Ninja Turtles one more time with
Mutant Ninja Turtles one more time with me I get it I would need to get to the
me I get it I would need to get to the
me I get it I would need to get to the sacks estate right now four I’m talking
sacks estate right now four I’m talking
sacks estate right now four I’m talking about O’Neill the sacks estate with the
about O’Neill the sacks estate with the
about O’Neill the sacks estate with the vigilante was wry lacking the fun of the
vigilante was wry lacking the fun of the
vigilante was wry lacking the fun of the 1990 live-action film or any of the
1990 live-action film or any of the
1990 live-action film or any of the cartoons director Jonathan Lee baseman’s
cartoons director Jonathan Lee baseman’s
cartoons director Jonathan Lee baseman’s ninja turtles is another blow to our
ninja turtles is another blow to our
ninja turtles is another blow to our childhoods courtesy of producer Michael
childhoods courtesy of producer Michael
childhoods courtesy of producer Michael Bay we’re ninjas mutants well
Bay we’re ninjas mutants well
Bay we’re ninjas mutants well technically we’re Turtles oh and with
technically we’re Turtles oh and with
technically we’re Turtles oh and with teenagers but we can still have adult
teenagers but we can still have adult
teenagers but we can still have adult conversation
conversation
conversation the rushed plot is deprived of anything
the rushed plot is deprived of anything
the rushed plot is deprived of anything resembling character development and
resembling character development and
resembling character development and littered with unbelievable coincidences
littered with unbelievable coincidences
littered with unbelievable coincidences yeah I thought about I thought about
yeah I thought about I thought about
yeah I thought about I thought about doing not becoming a ninja but I was
doing not becoming a ninja but I was
doing not becoming a ninja but I was doing a bunch of yoga for like ten days
doing a bunch of yoga for like ten days
doing a bunch of yoga for like ten days at one point it also doesn’t help that
at one point it also doesn’t help that
at one point it also doesn’t help that the unattractive CGI turtles look kind
the unattractive CGI turtles look kind
the unattractive CGI turtles look kind of like Shrek and that while Megan Fox
of like Shrek and that while Megan Fox
of like Shrek and that while Megan Fox still looks hot
still looks hot
still looks hot she’s got little else to offer though
she’s got little else to offer though
she’s got little else to offer though she is trying a bit harder here focus on
she is trying a bit harder here focus on
she is trying a bit harder here focus on me
me
me number four I Frankenstein it’s spirit
number four I Frankenstein it’s spirit
number four I Frankenstein it’s spirit descends to help where it remains
descends to help where it remains
descends to help where it remains trapped for all eternity have you ever
trapped for all eternity have you ever
trapped for all eternity have you ever met a really dorky kid who was trying to
met a really dorky kid who was trying to
met a really dorky kid who was trying to act hardcore but he just came off as
act hardcore but he just came off as
act hardcore but he just came off as dorkier in the process this is real all
dorkier in the process this is real all
dorkier in the process this is real all of it that is the best way to describe i
of it that is the best way to describe i
of it that is the best way to describe i frankenstein the film turns a classic
frankenstein the film turns a classic
frankenstein the film turns a classic movie monster into a dull action hero
movie monster into a dull action hero
movie monster into a dull action hero surrounded by uninspired cgi villains
surrounded by uninspired cgi villains
surrounded by uninspired cgi villains blend action sequences and laughable
blend action sequences and laughable
blend action sequences and laughable makeup effects you must be Frankenstein
makeup effects you must be Frankenstein
makeup effects you must be Frankenstein my name is Adam Frankenstein’s monster
my name is Adam Frankenstein’s monster
my name is Adam Frankenstein’s monster we know that you haven’t had a starring
we know that you haven’t had a starring
we know that you haven’t had a starring role in a while but you’ll never reboot
role in a while but you’ll never reboot
role in a while but you’ll never reboot your film career if you keep choosing
your film career if you keep choosing
your film career if you keep choosing projects like this
number three the legend of Hercules
number three the legend of Hercules Hercules your name shall be Hercules
Hercules your name shall be Hercules
Hercules your name shall be Hercules this year gave us multiple movies
this year gave us multiple movies
this year gave us multiple movies centered on the Greek hero Hercules
although MGM’s Hercules starring Dwayne
although MGM’s Hercules starring Dwayne Johnson wasn’t anything triumphant it
Johnson wasn’t anything triumphant it
Johnson wasn’t anything triumphant it was a blessing from the gods compared to
was a blessing from the gods compared to
was a blessing from the gods compared to the legend of Hercules
the legend of Hercules
the legend of Hercules if this schlock fest were pitched as a
if this schlock fest were pitched as a
if this schlock fest were pitched as a sci-fi original movie we’d like to think
sci-fi original movie we’d like to think
sci-fi original movie we’d like to think it’d be rejected in a heartbeat how the
it’d be rejected in a heartbeat how the
it’d be rejected in a heartbeat how the film actually got a big-budget and
film actually got a big-budget and
film actually got a big-budget and theatrical release is beyond
theatrical release is beyond
theatrical release is beyond comprehension overblown with motifs
comprehension overblown with motifs
comprehension overblown with motifs ripped off from superior macho fantasy
ripped off from superior macho fantasy
ripped off from superior macho fantasy epics The Legend of Hercules is truly
epics The Legend of Hercules is truly
epics The Legend of Hercules is truly the work of Hades is it true you are
the work of Hades is it true you are
the work of Hades is it true you are hercules the god
no I’m just a man number two
no I’m just a man number two transformers age of extinction I think
transformers age of extinction I think
transformers age of extinction I think we just found a transformer fool us four
we just found a transformer fool us four
we just found a transformer fool us four times shame on you
times shame on you
times shame on you I’ve seen the commercial they don’t say
I’ve seen the commercial they don’t say
I’ve seen the commercial they don’t say that that’s not a guarantee Michael Bay
that that’s not a guarantee Michael Bay
that that’s not a guarantee Michael Bay delivered exactly what audiences
delivered exactly what audiences
delivered exactly what audiences expected once again with transformers
expected once again with transformers
expected once again with transformers age of extinction
another overblown orgy of cars
another overblown orgy of cars explosions slow motion beautiful women
explosions slow motion beautiful women
explosions slow motion beautiful women without a shred of personality sunsets
without a shred of personality sunsets
without a shred of personality sunsets product placement cringe-worthy humor
product placement cringe-worthy humor
product placement cringe-worthy humor and repetition new era has begun in the
and repetition new era has begun in the
and repetition new era has begun in the age of the Transformers is over while
age of the Transformers is over while
age of the Transformers is over while the previous sequels were arguably worse
the previous sequels were arguably worse
the previous sequels were arguably worse the fact that age of extinction is
the fact that age of extinction is
the fact that age of extinction is almost three hours long grossed over a
almost three hours long grossed over a
almost three hours long grossed over a billion dollars and takes no chances
billion dollars and takes no chances
billion dollars and takes no chances whatsoever is more than enough to
whatsoever is more than enough to
whatsoever is more than enough to despise it as much as revenge of the
despise it as much as revenge of the
despise it as much as revenge of the Fallen or dark of the Moon this is
Fallen or dark of the Moon this is
Fallen or dark of the Moon this is illegal she’s a minor or protected by
illegal she’s a minor or protected by
illegal she’s a minor or protected by the Romeo and Juliet laws we dated for a
the Romeo and Juliet laws we dated for a
the Romeo and Juliet laws we dated for a little while I was a sophomore and he
little while I was a sophomore and he
little while I was a sophomore and he was a senior it’s fine
was a senior it’s fine
was a senior it’s fine no it’s not fine we’ve got a
no it’s not fine we’ve got a
no it’s not fine we’ve got a pre-existing juvenile foundational
pre-existing juvenile foundational
pre-existing juvenile foundational relationship statue – seven zero five –
relationship statue – seven zero five –
relationship statue – seven zero five – three what before we scraped the bottom
three what before we scraped the bottom
three what before we scraped the bottom of the barrel here are a few honorable
of the barrel here are a few honorable
of the barrel here are a few honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions do
or in this case dishonorable mentions do
or in this case dishonorable mentions do I look that unhappy you look tired
I look that unhappy you look tired
I look that unhappy you look tired we founded the lost city of mech latest
he’s scaring me I’m scared you Oh Oh PU
he’s scaring me I’m scared you Oh Oh PU some nuts yeah you know what that’s it
some nuts yeah you know what that’s it
some nuts yeah you know what that’s it I’ve had none of this whole haunted
I’ve had none of this whole haunted
I’ve had none of this whole haunted house craziness this is is this is how
house craziness this is is this is how
house craziness this is is this is how fun you can look at anything you want
fun you can look at anything you want
fun you can look at anything you want her messages have picked her schedule
her messages have picked her schedule
her messages have picked her schedule contacts
the last three days the highest-ranking
the last three days the highest-ranking official in our town has been a dead guy
official in our town has been a dead guy
official in our town has been a dead guy oh look at that look at that
oh look at that look at that
oh look at that look at that wolves are dragging the body away as if
wolves are dragging the body away as if
wolves are dragging the body away as if to illustrate my point number one left
to illustrate my point number one left
to illustrate my point number one left behind I’m all over this plane it’s
behind I’m all over this plane it’s
behind I’m all over this plane it’s simply ballast unlike some of Nicolas
simply ballast unlike some of Nicolas
simply ballast unlike some of Nicolas Cage’s other recent films left behind
Cage’s other recent films left behind
Cage’s other recent films left behind isn’t even entertainingly bad I know you
isn’t even entertainingly bad I know you
isn’t even entertainingly bad I know you all want answers and believe me so do I
all want answers and believe me so do I
all want answers and believe me so do I and I’ll do my best to get them it’s
and I’ll do my best to get them it’s
and I’ll do my best to get them it’s ungodly boring with cage stuck in a
ungodly boring with cage stuck in a
ungodly boring with cage stuck in a cockpit most of the running time while
cockpit most of the running time while
cockpit most of the running time while Cassie Thompson aimlessly runs around a
Cassie Thompson aimlessly runs around a
Cassie Thompson aimlessly runs around a stereotypical supporting cast attempts
stereotypical supporting cast attempts
stereotypical supporting cast attempts to figure out what the audience already
to figure out what the audience already
to figure out what the audience already knows and the extras desperately tried
knows and the extras desperately tried
knows and the extras desperately tried to act looks like the end of the wall
to act looks like the end of the wall
to act looks like the end of the wall one of these days disgust
one of these days disgust
one of these days disgust left behind wants to discuss challenging
left behind wants to discuss challenging
left behind wants to discuss challenging topics regarding God and faith but the
topics regarding God and faith but the
topics regarding God and faith but the film has no idea what it’s talking about
film has no idea what it’s talking about
film has no idea what it’s talking about in that sense it’s like the M night
in that sense it’s like the M night
in that sense it’s like the M night Shyamalan movie M night Shyamalan never
Shyamalan movie M night Shyamalan never
Shyamalan movie M night Shyamalan never made I just want you to be ready do you
made I just want you to be ready do you
made I just want you to be ready do you agree with our list what do you think is
agree with our list what do you think is
agree with our list what do you think is 2014’s biggest stinker
2014’s biggest stinker
2014’s biggest stinker this happened on my watch you and I’m
this happened on my watch you and I’m
this happened on my watch you and I’m wearing it for more entertaining top 10s
wearing it for more entertaining top 10s
wearing it for more entertaining top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe
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to watchmojo.com you suck as an actor
to watchmojo.com you suck as an actor you almost like held me I didn’t kill
you almost like held me I didn’t kill
you almost like held me I didn’t kill anybody
anybody
anybody let’s go let’s hit the room
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