we are with Coco welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our top 10 favorite recurring Conan
down our top 10 favorite recurring Conan
down our top 10 favorite recurring Conan O’Brien bits of all time man
O’Brien bits of all time man
O’Brien bits of all time man you just can’t stop there and jonesing
you just can’t stop there and jonesing
you just can’t stop there and jonesing for more number 10 staring contests 1 2
for more number 10 staring contests 1 2
for more number 10 staring contests 1 2 3
nothing says good TV like people sitting
nothing says good TV like people sitting silent and motionless for as long as
silent and motionless for as long as
silent and motionless for as long as possible Conan and his ever faithful
possible Conan and his ever faithful
possible Conan and his ever faithful sidekick Andy Richter take epic stair
sidekick Andy Richter take epic stair
sidekick Andy Richter take epic stair downs to the next level by trying to
downs to the next level by trying to
downs to the next level by trying to distract each other with increasingly
distract each other with increasingly
distract each other with increasingly bizarre and unsettling background
bizarre and unsettling background
bizarre and unsettling background versions
it takes true skill to make something
it takes true skill to make something this ridiculous worthy of a spot on
this ridiculous worthy of a spot on
this ridiculous worthy of a spot on television wonder who’ll win this time
number nine if they made it if ever you
number nine if they made it if ever you wondered what the offspring of certain
wondered what the offspring of certain
wondered what the offspring of certain celebrity couples would look like well
celebrity couples would look like well
celebrity couples would look like well wonder no more
wonder no more
wonder no more let’s find out if they had a child how
let’s find out if they had a child how
let’s find out if they had a child how would that work out let’s check it out
would that work out let’s check it out
would that work out let’s check it out right now I just want to see whatever
right now I just want to see whatever
right now I just want to see whatever this Conan classic uses Photoshop to
this Conan classic uses Photoshop to
this Conan classic uses Photoshop to scare us into never sleeping again and
scare us into never sleeping again and
scare us into never sleeping again and makes us hope to hell that Hollywood
makes us hope to hell that Hollywood
makes us hope to hell that Hollywood stops procreating since the result is
stops procreating since the result is
stops procreating since the result is usually a deformed mess so popular it
usually a deformed mess so popular it
usually a deformed mess so popular it became a book this one never gets old
became a book this one never gets old
became a book this one never gets old best part Conan’s reactions I don’t know
best part Conan’s reactions I don’t know
best part Conan’s reactions I don’t know what it is but it’s evil you rang
what it is but it’s evil you rang
what it is but it’s evil you rang number 8 synchro box
number 8 synchro box
number 8 synchro box Conan tries to stay budget-friendly
Conan tries to stay budget-friendly
Conan tries to stay budget-friendly Clutch Cargo style Tom this is accept
Clutch Cargo style Tom this is accept
Clutch Cargo style Tom this is accept congratulations
with just a TV a green screen a picture
with just a TV a green screen a picture and a terrible impersonation he’s able
and a terrible impersonation he’s able
and a terrible impersonation he’s able to interview some pretty important folks
to interview some pretty important folks
to interview some pretty important folks how you doing there Kona Lisa Kona Lisa
how you doing there Kona Lisa Kona Lisa
how you doing there Kona Lisa Kona Lisa whether it’s the president a pop icon or
whether it’s the president a pop icon or
whether it’s the president a pop icon or the Governator himself you can be sure
the Governator himself you can be sure
the Governator himself you can be sure it’s an in-depth and outrageous check no
it’s an in-depth and outrageous check no
it’s an in-depth and outrageous check no that’s not possible
that’s not possible
that’s not possible you’re not possible but it’s even more
you’re not possible but it’s even more
you’re not possible but it’s even more hilarious when the tables are turned
hilarious when the tables are turned
hilarious when the tables are turned oh gee I’m a fool
oh gee I’m a fool
oh gee I’m a fool number seven pimp bot 5000 you see he
number seven pimp bot 5000 you see he
number seven pimp bot 5000 you see he combines the classic sensibilities of a
combines the classic sensibilities of a
combines the classic sensibilities of a 1950s robot with the dynamic Flair of a
1950s robot with the dynamic Flair of a
1950s robot with the dynamic Flair of a 1970s street pimp please welcome our old
1970s street pimp please welcome our old
1970s street pimp please welcome our old buddy pin 5 5 5 10 5 5,000 doesn’t need
buddy pin 5 5 5 10 5 5,000 doesn’t need
buddy pin 5 5 5 10 5 5,000 doesn’t need more of an introduction than that ponens
more of an introduction than that ponens
more of an introduction than that ponens had a lot of characters stopped by a set
had a lot of characters stopped by a set
had a lot of characters stopped by a set over the years but none is as funky as
over the years but none is as funky as
over the years but none is as funky as this guy this jive-talking machine comes
this guy this jive-talking machine comes
this guy this jive-talking machine comes straight from the hood to threaten white
straight from the hood to threaten white
straight from the hood to threaten white bread throw down some mean rhymes and
bread throw down some mean rhymes and
bread throw down some mean rhymes and turn out Conan’s audience watch out for
turn out Conan’s audience watch out for
turn out Conan’s audience watch out for that switchblade by the way number six
that switchblade by the way number six
that switchblade by the way number six the masturbating bear not that
the masturbating bear not that
the masturbating bear not that masturbating bear that masturbating bear
masturbating bear that masturbating bear
masturbating bear that masturbating bear we’re guessing he was invented to
we’re guessing he was invented to
we’re guessing he was invented to stimulate the sensors for the
stimulate the sensors for the
stimulate the sensors for the uninitiated the masturbating bear is a
uninitiated the masturbating bear is a
uninitiated the masturbating bear is a bear with giant junk who compulsively
bear with giant junk who compulsively
bear with giant junk who compulsively masturbates glad that settled
masturbates glad that settled
masturbates glad that settled he didn’t travel with Conan from late
he didn’t travel with Conan from late
he didn’t travel with Conan from late night to the Tonight Show but that
night to the Tonight Show but that
night to the Tonight Show but that wasn’t the last time we saw him I mean
wasn’t the last time we saw him I mean
wasn’t the last time we saw him I mean this has got to be extremely difficult
this has got to be extremely difficult
this has got to be extremely difficult for you
for you
for you non masturbating ban she’s got to be
non masturbating ban she’s got to be
non masturbating ban she’s got to be hard once the masturbating bear always a
hard once the masturbating bear always a
hard once the masturbating bear always a masturbating bear of all the quasi
masturbating bear of all the quasi
masturbating bear of all the quasi disturbing creatures we’ve seen he’s the
disturbing creatures we’ve seen he’s the
disturbing creatures we’ve seen he’s the best close second the horny manatee
number five celebrity secrets part of
number five celebrity secrets part of the beauty of Conan is his ability to
the beauty of Conan is his ability to
the beauty of Conan is his ability to just be silly
just be silly
just be silly and that often trickles down to his
and that often trickles down to his
and that often trickles down to his guests at least the ones who don’t take
guests at least the ones who don’t take
guests at least the ones who don’t take themselves too seriously people always
themselves too seriously people always
themselves too seriously people always ask me how I pronounce my name Goldblum
ask me how I pronounce my name Goldblum
ask me how I pronounce my name Goldblum or Goldblum I always tell them say
or Goldblum I always tell them say
or Goldblum I always tell them say anything how dare you speak to me
sitting in a dingy cell chain-smoking
sitting in a dingy cell chain-smoking and downing whiskey
and downing whiskey
and downing whiskey so let’s reveal their previously unknown
so let’s reveal their previously unknown
so let’s reveal their previously unknown deep dark secrets
deep dark secrets
deep dark secrets we knew celebs were so shady my favorite
we knew celebs were so shady my favorite
we knew celebs were so shady my favorite thing about Christmas blo Simmons number
thing about Christmas blo Simmons number
thing about Christmas blo Simmons number four Conan O’Brien hates my homeland
four Conan O’Brien hates my homeland
four Conan O’Brien hates my homeland he’s an equal opportunity offender
he’s an equal opportunity offender
he’s an equal opportunity offender kersek Stan if your country could afford
kersek Stan if your country could afford
kersek Stan if your country could afford vowels you could spell this place sucks
vowels you could spell this place sucks
vowels you could spell this place sucks after receiving complaints from the
after receiving complaints from the
after receiving complaints from the Ukraine over a sketch he did insulting
Ukraine over a sketch he did insulting
Ukraine over a sketch he did insulting them Conan decided to find out where
them Conan decided to find out where
them Conan decided to find out where else in the world his show was broadcast
else in the world his show was broadcast
else in the world his show was broadcast by insulting every country and seeing
by insulting every country and seeing
by insulting every country and seeing where the hate mail came from the most
where the hate mail came from the most
where the hate mail came from the most overwhelming response Finland you’ve had
overwhelming response Finland you’ve had
overwhelming response Finland you’ve had over 5000 years of culture and the
over 5000 years of culture and the
over 5000 years of culture and the world’s most famous Finn is still
world’s most famous Finn is still
world’s most famous Finn is still huckleberry yadda yadda yadda he
huckleberry yadda yadda yadda he
huckleberry yadda yadda yadda he traveled to Finland to meet his legions
traveled to Finland to meet his legions
traveled to Finland to meet his legions of fans and show off his special
of fans and show off his special
of fans and show off his special relationship with the Finnish people can
relationship with the Finnish people can
relationship with the Finnish people can we have a group photo with you
we have a group photo with you
we have a group photo with you I won’t forget that a fake address
I won’t forget that a fake address
I won’t forget that a fake address number three in the year 2000 it’s time
number three in the year 2000 it’s time
number three in the year 2000 it’s time that once again we look into the future
that once again we look into the future
that once again we look into the future that’s right old pal
that’s right old pal
that’s right old pal let’s look to the future all the way to
let’s look to the future all the way to
let’s look to the future all the way to the year 2000 Conan’s at his best when
the year 2000 Conan’s at his best when
the year 2000 Conan’s at his best when he’s spouting clever punchy one-liners
he’s spouting clever punchy one-liners
he’s spouting clever punchy one-liners and that’s what this bit is all about
ryan seacrest will admit that his
ryan seacrest will admit that his catchphrase Seacrest out is not a cheesy
catchphrase Seacrest out is not a cheesy
catchphrase Seacrest out is not a cheesy sign-off but instead of heartfelt
sign-off but instead of heartfelt
sign-off but instead of heartfelt declaration of his homosexuality
declaration of his homosexuality
declaration of his homosexuality accompanied by Richie la Bamba Rosenberg
accompanied by Richie la Bamba Rosenberg
accompanied by Richie la Bamba Rosenberg falsetto Conan Andy and/or the guests
falsetto Conan Andy and/or the guests
falsetto Conan Andy and/or the guests dressing futuristic costumes and predict
dressing futuristic costumes and predict
dressing futuristic costumes and predict what life will be like at the turn of
what life will be like at the turn of
what life will be like at the turn of the millennium the world’s perception of
the millennium the world’s perception of
the millennium the world’s perception of Dick Cheney will change drastically when
Dick Cheney will change drastically when
Dick Cheney will change drastically when a movie appears on the internet that
a movie appears on the internet that
a movie appears on the internet that shows the vice president at home in his
shows the vice president at home in his
shows the vice president at home in his underwear wearing a Nine Inch Nails
underwear wearing a Nine Inch Nails
underwear wearing a Nine Inch Nails t-shirt and watching South Park with two
t-shirt and watching South Park with two
t-shirt and watching South Park with two black chicks this bit actually did start
black chicks this bit actually did start
black chicks this bit actually did start far before the year 2000 but once it
far before the year 2000 but once it
far before the year 2000 but once it passed things got even sillier prophetic
passed things got even sillier prophetic
passed things got even sillier prophetic no witty yes hilarious always sad
no witty yes hilarious always sad
no witty yes hilarious always sad because they can no longer write about
because they can no longer write about
because they can no longer write about Bennifer gossip writers will start to
Bennifer gossip writers will start to
Bennifer gossip writers will start to refer to the Hollywood couple of Brad
refer to the Hollywood couple of Brad
refer to the Hollywood couple of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as Brad Chyna
Pitt and Angelina Jolie as Brad Chyna
Pitt and Angelina Jolie as Brad Chyna number two the Walker Texas Ranger levar
number two the Walker Texas Ranger levar
number two the Walker Texas Ranger levar when Conan was still at NBC the network
when Conan was still at NBC the network
when Conan was still at NBC the network acquired Universal Studios and along
acquired Universal Studios and along
acquired Universal Studios and along with it the rights to shows like Walker
with it the rights to shows like Walker
with it the rights to shows like Walker Texas Ranger all I have to do is pull
Texas Ranger all I have to do is pull
Texas Ranger all I have to do is pull this Walker Texas Ranger lever right
this Walker Texas Ranger lever right
this Walker Texas Ranger lever right here and we get to see a clip instantly
here and we get to see a clip instantly
here and we get to see a clip instantly and it’s a beautiful day every time he
and it’s a beautiful day every time he
and it’s a beautiful day every time he pulls it in pops an out-of-context clip
pulls it in pops an out-of-context clip
pulls it in pops an out-of-context clip of Chuck Norris in all his glory
sometimes it’s during the monologue
sometimes it’s during the monologue sometimes it’s during uncomfortable
sometimes it’s during uncomfortable
sometimes it’s during uncomfortable breaks and interviews sometimes things
breaks and interviews sometimes things
breaks and interviews sometimes things get weird
get weird
get weird Walker told me I had H number one
Walker told me I had H number one
Walker told me I had H number one triumph the insult comic dog
triumph the insult comic dog
triumph the insult comic dog Conan loves puppets and makes use of
Conan loves puppets and makes use of
Conan loves puppets and makes use of them often you like eggnog
them often you like eggnog
them often you like eggnog yes okay good all right well get your
yes okay good all right well get your
yes okay good all right well get your cups ready because here it comes
cups ready because here it comes
cups ready because here it comes courtesy of our very own vomiting Kermit
courtesy of our very own vomiting Kermit
courtesy of our very own vomiting Kermit let’s see it right now but there’s one
let’s see it right now but there’s one
let’s see it right now but there’s one that has proved more popular than even
that has proved more popular than even
that has proved more popular than even vomiting Kermit give me a break Romney
vomiting Kermit give me a break Romney
vomiting Kermit give me a break Romney changes positions more than that he did
changes positions more than that he did
changes positions more than that he did under prom night is it the accent the
under prom night is it the accent the
under prom night is it the accent the cigar the cursing the fact that he’s a
cigar the cursing the fact that he’s a
cigar the cursing the fact that he’s a dog now it’s the never-ending stream of
dog now it’s the never-ending stream of
dog now it’s the never-ending stream of vicious insults seriously yelling at
vicious insults seriously yelling at
vicious insults seriously yelling at people like this for a living how do you
people like this for a living how do you
people like this for a living how do you sleep in your car at night triumph goes
sleep in your car at night triumph goes
sleep in your car at night triumph goes everywhere and offends everyone from
everywhere and offends everyone from
everywhere and offends everyone from hippies to nerds to rock stars and
hippies to nerds to rock stars and
hippies to nerds to rock stars and everything in between
everything in between
everything in between he’s even been nominated for a Grammy is
he’s even been nominated for a Grammy is
he’s even been nominated for a Grammy is there nothing this dog can’t do or more
there nothing this dog can’t do or more
there nothing this dog can’t do or more accurately is there no one this dog
accurately is there no one this dog
accurately is there no one this dog can’t piss off or poop on coke is not
can’t piss off or poop on coke is not
can’t piss off or poop on coke is not only the greatest actor but he’s also a
only the greatest actor but he’s also a
only the greatest actor but he’s also a very distinguished writer for me to poop
very distinguished writer for me to poop
very distinguished writer for me to poop on do you agree with our list what’s
on do you agree with our list what’s
on do you agree with our list what’s your favorite Conan recurring bit here’s
your favorite Conan recurring bit here’s
your favorite Conan recurring bit here’s a good one
a good one
a good one Matt Damon is to acting first writing
Matt Damon is to acting first writing
Matt Damon is to acting first writing second as Keanu Reeves is to socks first
second as Keanu Reeves is to socks first
second as Keanu Reeves is to socks first choose second very good for more great
choose second very good for more great
choose second very good for more great top tens be sure to subscribe to
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that’s enough
that’s enough perfect
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