Gaming connoisseurs know that grand theft auto has a lot more to offer
theft auto has a lot more to offer
theft auto has a lot more to offer players than stolen cars and unlucky
players than stolen cars and unlucky
players than stolen cars and unlucky prostitutes after all not all of GTA’s
prostitutes after all not all of GTA’s
prostitutes after all not all of GTA’s characters are there to be run over
characters are there to be run over
characters are there to be run over welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re running through our picks for the top
running through our picks for the top
running through our picks for the top ten side characters from grand theft
ten side characters from grand theft
ten side characters from grand theft auto brace yourself
auto brace yourself
auto brace yourself spoilers drug abuse and racial
spoilers drug abuse and racial
spoilers drug abuse and racial stereotypes lie ahead
stereotypes lie ahead
stereotypes lie ahead number 10 Ken Rosenberg when dealing
number 10 Ken Rosenberg when dealing
number 10 Ken Rosenberg when dealing with stress cocaine rarely helps oh of
with stress cocaine rarely helps oh of
with stress cocaine rarely helps oh of course that’s what I mean do I look like
course that’s what I mean do I look like
course that’s what I mean do I look like I can intimidate it Jerry
I can intimidate it Jerry
I can intimidate it Jerry I couldn’t intimidate a child and
I couldn’t intimidate a child and
I couldn’t intimidate a child and believe me I’ve tried as a defense
believe me I’ve tried as a defense
believe me I’ve tried as a defense lawyer in over his head with mob
lawyer in over his head with mob
lawyer in over his head with mob politics players first meet Ken after a
politics players first meet Ken after a
politics players first meet Ken after a drug deal goes sour in Vice City
drug deal goes sour in Vice City
drug deal goes sour in Vice City Rosenberg’s nerves apparently never
Rosenberg’s nerves apparently never
Rosenberg’s nerves apparently never really recover from the incident every
really recover from the incident every
really recover from the incident every subsequent meeting with him finds him
subsequent meeting with him finds him
subsequent meeting with him finds him even more irate than the last despite
even more irate than the last despite
even more irate than the last despite his apparent stint in rehab between
his apparent stint in rehab between
his apparent stint in rehab between games listen I like fish I love fish I
games listen I like fish I love fish I
games listen I like fish I love fish I love them as pets and balls or his food
love them as pets and balls or his food
love them as pets and balls or his food on a plate but as much as I love them I
on a plate but as much as I love them I
on a plate but as much as I love them I don’t want to sleep with them number 9
don’t want to sleep with them number 9
don’t want to sleep with them number 9 Brucie rather than an inherent fear of
Brucie rather than an inherent fear of
Brucie rather than an inherent fear of ending up at the bottom of a river like
ending up at the bottom of a river like
ending up at the bottom of a river like mr. Rosenberg this juiceheads
mr. Rosenberg this juiceheads
mr. Rosenberg this juiceheads insecurities stem from major self-esteem
insecurities stem from major self-esteem
insecurities stem from major self-esteem issues Brucie clearly suffers from
issues Brucie clearly suffers from
issues Brucie clearly suffers from chronic overcompensation
chronic overcompensation
chronic overcompensation rusty you got to chill for real let’s
rusty you got to chill for real let’s
rusty you got to chill for real let’s just say that you can workout all you
just say that you can workout all you
just say that you can workout all you want for living a lie ain’t no way to be
want for living a lie ain’t no way to be
want for living a lie ain’t no way to be bro what’s your problem man nothing
bro what’s your problem man nothing
bro what’s your problem man nothing I just don’t do it again look we go last
I just don’t do it again look we go last
I just don’t do it again look we go last night man one of them can’t even walk I
night man one of them can’t even walk I
night man one of them can’t even walk I mean now number eight Salvatore Leonie a
mean now number eight Salvatore Leonie a
mean now number eight Salvatore Leonie a veteran of the franchise
veteran of the franchise
veteran of the franchise Salvatore meets his untimely end at the
Salvatore meets his untimely end at the
Salvatore meets his untimely end at the conclusion of gta3 before reappearing
conclusion of gta3 before reappearing
conclusion of gta3 before reappearing several years earlier in liberty City
several years earlier in liberty City
several years earlier in liberty City Stories
Stories
Stories and san andreas like any good Mafia don
and san andreas like any good Mafia don
and san andreas like any good Mafia don sal is warm and friendly one moment and
sal is warm and friendly one moment and
sal is warm and friendly one moment and raging and murderous the next but darned
raging and murderous the next but darned
raging and murderous the next but darned if you don’t want him to like you I’m
if you don’t want him to like you I’m
if you don’t want him to like you I’m proud of you my boy you kicked the shit
proud of you my boy you kicked the shit
proud of you my boy you kicked the shit out of those Greaseballs number seven
out of those Greaseballs number seven
out of those Greaseballs number seven Lance Vance much more than the token
Lance Vance much more than the token
Lance Vance much more than the token black friend with a comical name Lance
black friend with a comical name Lance
black friend with a comical name Lance becomes a bit of a tragic character in
becomes a bit of a tragic character in
becomes a bit of a tragic character in Vice City maybe if he had gotten a bit
Vice City maybe if he had gotten a bit
Vice City maybe if he had gotten a bit more respect a tatami things would have
more respect a tatami things would have
more respect a tatami things would have turned out differently sorry Tommy this
turned out differently sorry Tommy this
turned out differently sorry Tommy this is vice city this is business
is vice city this is business
is vice city this is business oh well that’s business wrong side Lance
oh well that’s business wrong side Lance
oh well that’s business wrong side Lance number six frank Tenpenny welcome home
number six frank Tenpenny welcome home
number six frank Tenpenny welcome home Carl
Carl
Carl glad to be back voiced by Samuel Jackson
glad to be back voiced by Samuel Jackson
glad to be back voiced by Samuel Jackson few players should have been surprised
few players should have been surprised
few players should have been surprised when this corrupt police officer turns
when this corrupt police officer turns
when this corrupt police officer turns out to be the main antagonist in san
out to be the main antagonist in san
out to be the main antagonist in san andreas fewer still should have been
andreas fewer still should have been
andreas fewer still should have been surprised that he dies at the end
surprised that he dies at the end
surprised that he dies at the end because if there’s one group that never
because if there’s one group that never
because if there’s one group that never gets a breaking the franchise it’s the
gets a breaking the franchise it’s the
gets a breaking the franchise it’s the cops
cops
cops samuel l.jackson is in everything isn’t
samuel l.jackson is in everything isn’t
samuel l.jackson is in everything isn’t he shut your dumb ass up and load the
he shut your dumb ass up and load the
he shut your dumb ass up and load the bag number five
bag number five
bag number five Yusuf Amir he’s crass he’s vulgar he’s
Yusuf Amir he’s crass he’s vulgar he’s
Yusuf Amir he’s crass he’s vulgar he’s the physical embodiment of excessive
the physical embodiment of excessive
the physical embodiment of excessive wealth but damned if he isn’t lovable
wealth but damned if he isn’t lovable
wealth but damned if he isn’t lovable you see this city I own it everything
you see this city I own it everything
you see this city I own it everything citizen really no maybe it’s because
citizen really no maybe it’s because
citizen really no maybe it’s because he’s one of the few friendly characters
he’s one of the few friendly characters
he’s one of the few friendly characters that stays friendly it’s definitely not
that stays friendly it’s definitely not
that stays friendly it’s definitely not his taste in music or underwear you can
his taste in music or underwear you can
his taste in music or underwear you can air out
air out
air out we got a number for little Jacob if Brad
we got a number for little Jacob if Brad
we got a number for little Jacob if Brad Pitt’s character from snatch had a baby
Pitt’s character from snatch had a baby
Pitt’s character from snatch had a baby with Barrington Levy it would probably
with Barrington Levy it would probably
with Barrington Levy it would probably be Little Jacob Rondo blood cock was I
be Little Jacob Rondo blood cock was I
be Little Jacob Rondo blood cock was I never boombox I reassured oh me get that
never boombox I reassured oh me get that
never boombox I reassured oh me get that gibberish all kidding aside what makes
gibberish all kidding aside what makes
gibberish all kidding aside what makes little Jacob such a refreshing character
little Jacob such a refreshing character
little Jacob such a refreshing character is that while he is a stereotype of
is that while he is a stereotype of
is that while he is a stereotype of sorts he doesn’t fit the typical
sorts he doesn’t fit the typical
sorts he doesn’t fit the typical gangster stereotype so common in the
gangster stereotype so common in the
gangster stereotype so common in the series good luck with your comprehension
series good luck with your comprehension
series good luck with your comprehension though turning on the subtitles probably
though turning on the subtitles probably
though turning on the subtitles probably won’t help number three
won’t help number three
won’t help number three Catalina what kind of a man are you
Catalina what kind of a man are you
Catalina what kind of a man are you when I say just business I mean when I
when I say just business I mean when I
when I say just business I mean when I say I know interested no leave my Carmo
say I know interested no leave my Carmo
say I know interested no leave my Carmo unique to the franchise Catalina’s a
unique to the franchise Catalina’s a
unique to the franchise Catalina’s a walking stereotype femme fatale and
walking stereotype femme fatale and
walking stereotype femme fatale and vivacious villain all rolled into one
vivacious villain all rolled into one
vivacious villain all rolled into one after Carla’s reluctantly forced to
after Carla’s reluctantly forced to
after Carla’s reluctantly forced to partner with her both in crime and in
partner with her both in crime and in
partner with her both in crime and in the bedroom baby please no please baby
the bedroom baby please no please baby
the bedroom baby please no please baby no oh
Catalina moves to Liberty City where she
Catalina moves to Liberty City where she becomes pivotal in the story of GTA 3
becomes pivotal in the story of GTA 3
becomes pivotal in the story of GTA 3 catalina is as memorable as she is
catalina is as memorable as she is
catalina is as memorable as she is vulgar and unpleasant what can we say
vulgar and unpleasant what can we say
vulgar and unpleasant what can we say daddy issues
daddy issues
daddy issues number two roman bellick nothing’s
number two roman bellick nothing’s
number two roman bellick nothing’s closer than family and anyone who’s
closer than family and anyone who’s
closer than family and anyone who’s played GTA 4 for even an hour is sure to
played GTA 4 for even an hour is sure to
played GTA 4 for even an hour is sure to remember their favorite cousin cousin
remember their favorite cousin cousin
remember their favorite cousin cousin cousin cousin cousin cousin casa
cousin cousin cousin cousin casa
cousin cousin cousin cousin casa you might be bailing him out of trouble
you might be bailing him out of trouble
you might be bailing him out of trouble every second mission but despite his
every second mission but despite his
every second mission but despite his shortcomings romans a lovable bit of
shortcomings romans a lovable bit of
shortcomings romans a lovable bit of comic relief that’s there to greet you
comic relief that’s there to greet you
comic relief that’s there to greet you as you take your first steps in Liberty
as you take your first steps in Liberty
as you take your first steps in Liberty City even if you won’t stop calling you
City even if you won’t stop calling you
City even if you won’t stop calling you to go bowling
to go bowling
to go bowling number one Lazlo Jones didn’t see it
number one Lazlo Jones didn’t see it
number one Lazlo Jones didn’t see it coming did you the one character who’s
coming did you the one character who’s
coming did you the one character who’s been in the past six major GTA titles
been in the past six major GTA titles
been in the past six major GTA titles isn’t actually ever on screen in any of
isn’t actually ever on screen in any of
isn’t actually ever on screen in any of them I tell you one thing it takes a lot
them I tell you one thing it takes a lot
them I tell you one thing it takes a lot of soul compassion commitment and
of soul compassion commitment and
of soul compassion commitment and artistic integrity to play other
artistic integrity to play other
artistic integrity to play other people’s music for money at any time
people’s music for money at any time
people’s music for money at any time players can tune in to hear the often
players can tune in to hear the often
players can tune in to hear the often manic DJ banter with his equally manic
manic DJ banter with his equally manic
manic DJ banter with his equally manic guests great my first show and adieu
guests great my first show and adieu
guests great my first show and adieu nearly kills me now I’m being harassed
nearly kills me now I’m being harassed
nearly kills me now I’m being harassed by a former sociology professor in an
by a former sociology professor in an
by a former sociology professor in an alcoholic turns self deifying cultist
alcoholic turns self deifying cultist
alcoholic turns self deifying cultist please I gotta get back to the East
please I gotta get back to the East
please I gotta get back to the East Coast not only a staple of the franchise
Coast not only a staple of the franchise
Coast not only a staple of the franchise Lazlo Jones is a real person
Lazlo Jones is a real person
Lazlo Jones is a real person he has co-written and produced content
he has co-written and produced content
he has co-written and produced content for many of the games and currently has
for many of the games and currently has
for many of the games and currently has a radio show on the Internet no we’re
a radio show on the Internet no we’re
a radio show on the Internet no we’re not joking look it up I am the star and
not joking look it up I am the star and
not joking look it up I am the star and think they can get away with paying me
think they can get away with paying me
think they can get away with paying me less than the guy whose job I took I’m
less than the guy whose job I took I’m
less than the guy whose job I took I’m Laszlo
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