hi I’m Veronica the watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking with a comedian who
today we’re speaking with a comedian who
today we’re speaking with a comedian who after choosing his wedding date was
after choosing his wedding date was
after choosing his wedding date was royally screwed that’s right Veronica
royally screwed that’s right Veronica
royally screwed that’s right Veronica thanks a lot thanks Prince Willie so sku
thanks a lot thanks Prince Willie so sku
thanks a lot thanks Prince Willie so sku congratulations I hear you’re about to
congratulations I hear you’re about to
congratulations I hear you’re about to get married thank you I want it noted
get married thank you I want it noted
get married thank you I want it noted that I arrived for this interview in a
that I arrived for this interview in a
that I arrived for this interview in a giant egg did Prince William still your
giant egg did Prince William still your
giant egg did Prince William still your date are you still his know we had our
date are you still his know we had our
date are you still his know we had our date first we had it for several months
date first we had it for several months
date first we had it for several months and then they just announced it you know
and then they just announced it you know
and then they just announced it you know the end of last year we’d already had
the end of last year we’d already had
the end of last year we’d already had ours for a few months by that point so
ours for a few months by that point so
ours for a few months by that point so you know I get it he’s envious who
you know I get it he’s envious who
you know I get it he’s envious who wouldn’t want to be me but it’s a little
wouldn’t want to be me but it’s a little
wouldn’t want to be me but it’s a little caddy I think pretty now let’s compare
caddy I think pretty now let’s compare
caddy I think pretty now let’s compare your day to his he’s gonna have the
your day to his he’s gonna have the
your day to his he’s gonna have the queen elizabeth is going to host the
queen elizabeth is going to host the
queen elizabeth is going to host the reception and Prince Charles will host
reception and Prince Charles will host
reception and Prince Charles will host the night before and the Archbishop of
the night before and the Archbishop of
the night before and the Archbishop of Canterbury is going to marry the couple
Canterbury is going to marry the couple
Canterbury is going to marry the couple and they’re going to have a carriage
and they’re going to have a carriage
and they’re going to have a carriage processional route to the Buckingham
processional route to the Buckingham
processional route to the Buckingham Palace what are you gonna do I take a
Palace what are you gonna do I take a
Palace what are you gonna do I take a taxi to the slums of Saint Lucia and
taxi to the slums of Saint Lucia and
taxi to the slums of Saint Lucia and pail liner hooker and do a perform the
pail liner hooker and do a perform the
pail liner hooker and do a perform the service and then we’re gonna hitchhike
service and then we’re gonna hitchhike
service and then we’re gonna hitchhike home Nancy may stay in the palace but
home Nancy may stay in the palace but
home Nancy may stay in the palace but the palace is the name of the nightclub
the palace is the name of the nightclub
the palace is the name of the nightclub the resort that we’re getting married at
the resort that we’re getting married at
the resort that we’re getting married at and we not gonna ride into carriage but
and we not gonna ride into carriage but
and we not gonna ride into carriage but I have hired some local children to
I have hired some local children to
I have hired some local children to carve out a giant pumpkin and with any
carve out a giant pumpkin and with any
carve out a giant pumpkin and with any luck at the stroke of midnight maybe so
luck at the stroke of midnight maybe so
luck at the stroke of midnight maybe so you better be sure to wear a lot of
you better be sure to wear a lot of
you better be sure to wear a lot of sunscreen then are you implying that
sunscreen then are you implying that
sunscreen then are you implying that because of my Irish heritage I don’t tan
because of my Irish heritage I don’t tan
because of my Irish heritage I don’t tan no I’ll have to wear a lot of sunblock
no I’ll have to wear a lot of sunblock
no I’ll have to wear a lot of sunblock and it’s actually a good good point
and it’s actually a good good point
and it’s actually a good good point because sometimes when the girls where
because sometimes when the girls where
because sometimes when the girls where the bikinis and then something strapless
the bikinis and then something strapless
the bikinis and then something strapless they have like tan lines and stuff so
they have like tan lines and stuff so
they have like tan lines and stuff so all women at my wedding will be required
all women at my wedding will be required
all women at my wedding will be required to be nude all the time except my mom
to be nude all the time except my mom
to be nude all the time except my mom and mother-in-law to be thank you now
and mother-in-law to be thank you now
and mother-in-law to be thank you now what do you think is the most important
what do you think is the most important
what do you think is the most important thing to have at a wedding I’d say the
thing to have at a wedding I’d say the
thing to have at a wedding I’d say the bride cuz otherwise it’s just you and
bride cuz otherwise it’s just you and
bride cuz otherwise it’s just you and your buddy so it’s not really a wedding
your buddy so it’s not really a wedding
your buddy so it’s not really a wedding besides of the bride I know some people
besides of the bride I know some people
besides of the bride I know some people think it’s the open bride would you cry
think it’s the open bride would you cry
think it’s the open bride would you cry I like an open bride for sure it’s the
I like an open bride for sure it’s the
I like an open bride for sure it’s the one that I want open bride everybody
one that I want open bride everybody
one that I want open bride everybody yeah I honestly just think that the
yeah I honestly just think that the
yeah I honestly just think that the people that you really need to be there
people that you really need to be there
people that you really need to be there are the ones that you really need I’m
are the ones that you really need I’m
are the ones that you really need I’m sure there’s going to be quite a few
sure there’s going to be quite a few
sure there’s going to be quite a few people at the Royal Wedding that Prince
people at the Royal Wedding that Prince
people at the Royal Wedding that Prince William has never met for instance and
William has never met for instance and
William has never met for instance and there will be no one at my wedding that
there will be no one at my wedding that
there will be no one at my wedding that I haven’t met except the priest because
I haven’t met except the priest because
I haven’t met except the priest because we’re getting Santa I probably won’t
we’re getting Santa I probably won’t
we’re getting Santa I probably won’t understand so it might not even be legal
understand so it might not even be legal
understand so it might not even be legal do you think bride should still wear
do you think bride should still wear
do you think bride should still wear white on their wedding day well Nancy
white on their wedding day well Nancy
white on their wedding day well Nancy could still wear white if she wanted to
could still wear white if she wanted to
could still wear white if she wanted to but she’s going with an off-white sort
but she’s going with an off-white sort
but she’s going with an off-white sort of a cream colored one I think that
of a cream colored one I think that
of a cream colored one I think that Brian Oh people understand that people
Brian Oh people understand that people
Brian Oh people understand that people aren’t waiting till till they’re married
aren’t waiting till till they’re married
aren’t waiting till till they’re married to have sex now I know you haven’t and I
to have sex now I know you haven’t and I
to have sex now I know you haven’t and I still think it’s a nice symbol i know
still think it’s a nice symbol i know
still think it’s a nice symbol i know i’m just guessing is a nice symbol of
i’m just guessing is a nice symbol of
i’m just guessing is a nice symbol of when it’s white it’s pure as snow but if
when it’s white it’s pure as snow but if
when it’s white it’s pure as snow but if you’re from the montreal area you know
you’re from the montreal area you know
you’re from the montreal area you know that the snow here is rarely white I
that the snow here is rarely white I
that the snow here is rarely white I just wouldn’t get married in yellow
just wouldn’t get married in yellow
just wouldn’t get married in yellow dress because then it looks like a dog
dress because then it looks like a dog
dress because then it looks like a dog pissed on you now how do you avoid those
pissed on you now how do you avoid those
pissed on you now how do you avoid those awkward conversations with the crazy
awkward conversations with the crazy
awkward conversations with the crazy family members well here’s how i did it
family members well here’s how i did it
family members well here’s how i did it go get married on a tropical island it
go get married on a tropical island it
go get married on a tropical island it costs a lot of money to get to the
costs a lot of money to get to the
costs a lot of money to get to the crazies ten did not be able to afford
crazies ten did not be able to afford
crazies ten did not be able to afford that so we’ve really weeded out the
that so we’ve really weeded out the
that so we’ve really weeded out the crazies that way there will probably
crazies that way there will probably
crazies that way there will probably some few people that are difficult to
some few people that are difficult to
some few people that are difficult to talk to and just jump into the swim-up
talk to and just jump into the swim-up
talk to and just jump into the swim-up bar say adios amigo well thank you very
bar say adios amigo well thank you very
bar say adios amigo well thank you very much and good luck in congratulations
much and good luck in congratulations
much and good luck in congratulations again thanks Veronica yay open bride
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