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John Hasting’s Rant of the Day: The Future


what’s up fans have lost and people

what’s up fans have lost and people trying to find more information about

trying to find more information about

trying to find more information about the next star trek movie welcome to

the next star trek movie welcome to

the next star trek movie welcome to watchmojo.com i am internationally

watchmojo.com i am internationally

watchmojo.com i am internationally famous comedian John Hastings and today

famous comedian John Hastings and today

famous comedian John Hastings and today my friends I mourn for the future think

my friends I mourn for the future think

my friends I mourn for the future think about this we were promised some amazing

about this we were promised some amazing

about this we were promised some amazing things during my time that we never got

things during my time that we never got

things during my time that we never got now in the future 2010 think about this

now in the future 2010 think about this

now in the future 2010 think about this when I was growing up I was told we got

when I was growing up I was told we got

when I was growing up I was told we got flying cars cities underwater an

flying cars cities underwater an

flying cars cities underwater an amusement park on the moons were only

amusement park on the moons were only

amusement park on the moons were only the super-rich and now we have none of

the super-rich and now we have none of

the super-rich and now we have none of that now we just have twitter and yeah

that now we just have twitter and yeah

that now we just have twitter and yeah it’s okay that I know the Barack Obama

it’s okay that I know the Barack Obama

it’s okay that I know the Barack Obama really likes cheese but I’d rather have

really likes cheese but I’d rather have

really likes cheese but I’d rather have a flying car you know what I mean I

a flying car you know what I mean I

a flying car you know what I mean I think about this when we have kids how

think about this when we have kids how

think about this when we have kids how are we supposed to prove to them that

are we supposed to prove to them that

are we supposed to prove to them that we’re super badass we’re not going to

we’re super badass we’re not going to

we’re super badass we’re not going to have things like walking up a snowy hill

have things like walking up a snowy hill

have things like walking up a snowy hill both ways to school house that was on

both ways to school house that was on

both ways to school house that was on fire and ran by a nun now we’re just

fire and ran by a nun now we’re just

fire and ran by a nun now we’re just going to have to say crazy hit like oh I

going to have to say crazy hit like oh I

going to have to say crazy hit like oh I remember when the microwave was outside

remember when the microwave was outside

remember when the microwave was outside of your body and pizza pops weren’t free

of your body and pizza pops weren’t free

of your body and pizza pops weren’t free and I remember when Facebook wasn’t was

and I remember when Facebook wasn’t was

and I remember when Facebook wasn’t was just a social media site it wasn’t the

just a social media site it wasn’t the

just a social media site it wasn’t the president that’s horse crap so for me

president that’s horse crap so for me

president that’s horse crap so for me let’s start beefing up the society you

let’s start beefing up the society you

let’s start beefing up the society you know what I mean badass like fire

know what I mean badass like fire

know what I mean badass like fire eating ice dancing competitive ski

eating ice dancing competitive ski

eating ice dancing competitive ski jumping followed by hugs you know make

jumping followed by hugs you know make

jumping followed by hugs you know make it real for the internet for

it real for the internet for

it real for the internet for watchmojo.com I’m lover boy John

watchmojo.com I’m lover boy John

watchmojo.com I’m lover boy John Hastings

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