straight in a Canada mother’s watchmojo.com at st. Patrick’s Day let’s
watchmojo.com at st. Patrick’s Day let’s
watchmojo.com at st. Patrick’s Day let’s talk about boozing and let me explain to
talk about boozing and let me explain to
talk about boozing and let me explain to you how I drink first of all so you know
you how I drink first of all so you know
you how I drink first of all so you know that I’m a reputable source see what I
that I’m a reputable source see what I
that I’m a reputable source see what I do is either have one beer that’s one
do is either have one beer that’s one
do is either have one beer that’s one beer and go immediately home where I’m
beer and go immediately home where I’m
beer and go immediately home where I’m waking up in a ditch with a lady’s head
waking up in a ditch with a lady’s head
waking up in a ditch with a lady’s head in a bag so what I’ve had to figure out
in a bag so what I’ve had to figure out
in a bag so what I’ve had to figure out how to do is how to control my drinking
how to do is how to control my drinking
how to do is how to control my drinking on such a fine days in patrick’s day
on such a fine days in patrick’s day
on such a fine days in patrick’s day when the whiskey duck flow like the
when the whiskey duck flow like the
when the whiskey duck flow like the rivers of ireland other rivers an island
rivers of ireland other rivers an island
rivers of ireland other rivers an island I don’t know now here’s what I’m
I don’t know now here’s what I’m
I don’t know now here’s what I’m appealing to you guys to do you got to
appealing to you guys to do you got to
appealing to you guys to do you got to put down the beer you got to put down
put down the beer you got to put down
put down the beer you got to put down the whiskey and pick up a glass of
the whiskey and pick up a glass of
the whiskey and pick up a glass of shiraz that’s right one one is the
shiraz that’s right one one is the
shiraz that’s right one one is the classiest drink it will make you go from
classiest drink it will make you go from
classiest drink it will make you go from a surly rugby hooligan to a sweet sweet
a surly rugby hooligan to a sweet sweet
a surly rugby hooligan to a sweet sweet French man talking about the economy you
French man talking about the economy you
French man talking about the economy you know what I mean because you got the
know what I mean because you got the
know what I mean because you got the whiskey and the beer in your hand and
whiskey and the beer in your hand and
whiskey and the beer in your hand and it’s just ready to drop and turn the 5th
it’s just ready to drop and turn the 5th
it’s just ready to drop and turn the 5th gen you’re going to scratch someone it
gen you’re going to scratch someone it
gen you’re going to scratch someone it up but if you got wine wine just rest in
up but if you got wine wine just rest in
up but if you got wine wine just rest in your hand like a beautiful dub and you
your hand like a beautiful dub and you
your hand like a beautiful dub and you just smell it all that smells that
just smell it all that smells that
just smell it all that smells that smells really nice is there chewing
smells really nice is there chewing
smells really nice is there chewing tobacco and that could you just make up
tobacco and that could you just make up
tobacco and that could you just make up whatever you smell on the wine anyway
whatever you smell on the wine anyway
whatever you smell on the wine anyway think about this when you black out and
think about this when you black out and
think about this when you black out and we’re all going to block out on say
we’re all going to block out on say
we’re all going to block out on say Patrick say don’t even act like you
Patrick say don’t even act like you
Patrick say don’t even act like you won’t when your blackout on st.
won’t when your blackout on st.
won’t when your blackout on st. Patrick’s Day you will be whisked away
Patrick’s Day you will be whisked away
Patrick’s Day you will be whisked away to the most classiest blackhat world you
to the most classiest blackhat world you
to the most classiest blackhat world you ever imagined you know what I mean
ever imagined you know what I mean
ever imagined you know what I mean you’re at a bar called o Finnegan’s of
you’re at a bar called o Finnegan’s of
you’re at a bar called o Finnegan’s of firkin you black out you wake up you’re
firkin you black out you wake up you’re
firkin you black out you wake up you’re suddenly in a beautiful ornate opera
suddenly in a beautiful ornate opera
suddenly in a beautiful ornate opera house which are still drunk need to
house which are still drunk need to
house which are still drunk need to start heckling not soprano like listen
start heckling not soprano like listen
start heckling not soprano like listen up bitch that performance was totally
up bitch that performance was totally
up bitch that performance was totally not judge you you are no Renata Tebaldi
not judge you you are no Renata Tebaldi
not judge you you are no Renata Tebaldi you black out you wake up suddenly
you black out you wake up suddenly
you black out you wake up suddenly you’re in a beautiful yacht off the
you’re in a beautiful yacht off the
you’re in a beautiful yacht off the coast of New England you’re surrounded
coast of New England you’re surrounded
coast of New England you’re surrounded by rich snobs you’re just like a sailor
by rich snobs you’re just like a sailor
by rich snobs you’re just like a sailor but you know nothing about Santa to
but you know nothing about Santa to
but you know nothing about Santa to using terms a totally making sense time
using terms a totally making sense time
using terms a totally making sense time to spray the commune of the poop deck
to spray the commune of the poop deck
to spray the commune of the poop deck lovely and then protects you push a
lovely and then protects you push a
lovely and then protects you push a Mexican waiter over the edge because you
Mexican waiter over the edge because you
Mexican waiter over the edge because you know what its international waters and
know what its international waters and
know what its international waters and who gives this year that he dies
who gives this year that he dies
who gives this year that he dies seriously the happy st. Patrick’s Day
seriously the happy st. Patrick’s Day
seriously the happy st. Patrick’s Day from everyone here watchmojo calm I’m
from everyone here watchmojo calm I’m
from everyone here watchmojo calm I’m John Hastings
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