High-5 News: The Tsunami

good evening some solemn news to report

good evening some solemn news to report now as a tsunami has struck bandera guru

now as a tsunami has struck bandera guru

now as a tsunami has struck bandera guru Sri Lanka the city home to over 48,000

Sri Lanka the city home to over 48,000

Sri Lanka the city home to over 48,000 was inundated with water after an

was inundated with water after an

was inundated with water after an earthquake produced large waves off the

earthquake produced large waves off the

earthquake produced large waves off the coast of Somalia the colossal wave

coast of Somalia the colossal wave

coast of Somalia the colossal wave skirted India before crashing into the

skirted India before crashing into the

skirted India before crashing into the south eastern shore of Sri Lanka tearing

south eastern shore of Sri Lanka tearing

south eastern shore of Sri Lanka tearing down levees and traveling over two miles

down levees and traveling over two miles

down levees and traveling over two miles inland Stephen do we hopefully have some

inland Stephen do we hopefully have some

inland Stephen do we hopefully have some calmer weather to look forward to

calmer weather to look forward to

calmer weather to look forward to locally that’s right we’ll have a ninety

locally that’s right we’ll have a ninety

locally that’s right we’ll have a ninety percent chance of boring are you kidding

percent chance of boring are you kidding

percent chance of boring are you kidding me this guy’s talking about tsunamis and

me this guy’s talking about tsunamis and

me this guy’s talking about tsunamis and earthquakes that friggin wicked and

earthquakes that friggin wicked and

earthquakes that friggin wicked and we’re stuck here with well Arizona we

we’re stuck here with well Arizona we

we’re stuck here with well Arizona we can look forward to a high of 40 a low

can look forward to a high of 40 a low

can look forward to a high of 40 a low of 40 it’s gonna be like that all summer

of 40 it’s gonna be like that all summer

of 40 it’s gonna be like that all summer folks I want to be talking about Bandera

folks I want to be talking about Bandera

folks I want to be talking about Bandera gedore de or whatever it is it’s friggin

gedore de or whatever it is it’s friggin

gedore de or whatever it is it’s friggin awesome because there’s so much power

awesome because there’s so much power

awesome because there’s so much power wrapped up and that stop that’s why I

wrapped up and that stop that’s why I

wrapped up and that stop that’s why I got into whether in the first place geez

got into whether in the first place geez

got into whether in the first place geez what cracking whips mother nature is

what cracking whips mother nature is

what cracking whips mother nature is insane it’s just crazy oh man who come

insane it’s just crazy oh man who come

insane it’s just crazy oh man who come on that’sthat’s you gotta agree with me

on that’sthat’s you gotta agree with me

on that’sthat’s you gotta agree with me man that is wicked come on give me a

man that is wicked come on give me a

man that is wicked come on give me a high five get it got ya tsunami lilies

high five get it got ya tsunami lilies

high five get it got ya tsunami lilies are in in other news the Jay the jail

are in in other news the Jay the jail

are in in other news the Jay the jail jail la vie jail lobby riots have been

jail la vie jail lobby riots have been

jail la vie jail lobby riots have been quelled tune in at eleven to find out

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