medical marijuana is already a multibillion-dollar industry the future
multibillion-dollar industry the future
multibillion-dollar industry the future is this weed pill I’m still not sure
is this weed pill I’m still not sure
is this weed pill I’m still not sure about this look most people will tell
about this look most people will tell
about this look most people will tell you as Alden walked on the moment but
you as Alden walked on the moment but
you as Alden walked on the moment but even a complete idiot will tell you Neil
even a complete idiot will tell you Neil
even a complete idiot will tell you Neil Armstrong did it first and do you know
Armstrong did it first and do you know
Armstrong did it first and do you know why he went first because he pushed Buzz
why he went first because he pushed Buzz
why he went first because he pushed Buzz Aldrin out of the way I’m satisfied
Aldrin out of the way I’m satisfied
Aldrin out of the way I’m satisfied [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] [Music]
[Music]
[Music] look man you had some deep water Harold
look man you had some deep water Harold
look man you had some deep water Harold like bankruptcy dude then cash pool no
like bankruptcy dude then cash pool no
like bankruptcy dude then cash pool no I’m saying you’re poor poor tomorrow you
I’m saying you’re poor poor tomorrow you
I’m saying you’re poor poor tomorrow you can apply to Mexico what we want you to
can apply to Mexico what we want you to
can apply to Mexico what we want you to hand-deliver the weed pill formula to
hand-deliver the weed pill formula to
hand-deliver the weed pill formula to the lab no I’m not supposed to touch the
the lab no I’m not supposed to touch the
the lab no I’m not supposed to touch the minibar but I’m going to do it you know
minibar but I’m going to do it you know
minibar but I’m going to do it you know I don’t even care anyone I’m doing it
I don’t even care anyone I’m doing it
I don’t even care anyone I’m doing it that having what a crybaby Harold I’m
that having what a crybaby Harold I’m
that having what a crybaby Harold I’m just gonna spit this out okay fee we
just gonna spit this out okay fee we
just gonna spit this out okay fee we sold a little product to the cartels but
sold a little product to the cartels but
sold a little product to the cartels but when we cut them off they got a little
when we cut them off they got a little
when we cut them off they got a little angry
pretty good again now really luckily I
pretty good again now really luckily I know a guy I’ve tracked down dictators
know a guy I’ve tracked down dictators
know a guy I’ve tracked down dictators if I can find a guy in the middle
if I can find a guy in the middle
if I can find a guy in the middle manager check the microchip I need to
manager check the microchip I need to
manager check the microchip I need to keep track II can’t scare me with tales
keep track II can’t scare me with tales
keep track II can’t scare me with tales of the big bad cartels and other things
of the big bad cartels and other things
of the big bad cartels and other things work not in Mexico
work not in Mexico
work not in Mexico cheryl/carol
you really believe in God
you really believe in God of course I believe in God what kind of
of course I believe in God what kind of
of course I believe in God what kind of person does not believe in God I guess I
person does not believe in God I guess I
person does not believe in God I guess I kind of do but not things you can just
kind of do but not things you can just
kind of do but not things you can just have to get that every trust me I have
have to get that every trust me I have
have to get that every trust me I have good instincts we’re down to two teams
good instincts we’re down to two teams
good instincts we’re down to two teams so for double points what is the name of
so for double points what is the name of
so for double points what is the name of the purple Teletubby Susie Winky you’re
the purple Teletubby Susie Winky you’re
the purple Teletubby Susie Winky you’re both correct he always carried red purse
max is very competitive as mine it’s one
max is very competitive as mine it’s one of the reasons I fell in love with him
of the reasons I fell in love with him
of the reasons I fell in love with him oh it’s easy
oh it’s easy
oh it’s easy he was an Incredible Hulk Eric Bana
he was an Incredible Hulk Eric Bana
he was an Incredible Hulk Eric Bana other one Mark Ruffalo other one Lou
other one Mark Ruffalo other one Lou
other one Mark Ruffalo other one Lou Ferrigno primal fear Richard Gere never
Ferrigno primal fear Richard Gere never
Ferrigno primal fear Richard Gere never played the incredible hi Jesus Christ
played the incredible hi Jesus Christ
played the incredible hi Jesus Christ Norton guys what do you say we do this
Norton guys what do you say we do this
Norton guys what do you say we do this at my house next week this will be a
at my house next week this will be a
at my house next week this will be a game night to remember oh boy
tonight we’re taking a game night up a
tonight we’re taking a game night up a notch
we don’t need a board and we do not need
we don’t need a board and we do not need pieces we won’t need an extra rudeness
pieces we won’t need an extra rudeness
pieces we won’t need an extra rudeness either someone in this room is going to
either someone in this room is going to
either someone in this room is going to be taken Oh
be taken Oh
be taken Oh I said murder mystery party whoever
I said murder mystery party whoever
I said murder mystery party whoever finds the victim wins the grand prize
finds the victim wins the grand prize
finds the victim wins the grand prize the keys to the Stingray Josie keys no
the keys to the Stingray Josie keys no
the keys to the Stingray Josie keys no Ryan the whole car oh yeah this is why
Ryan the whole car oh yeah this is why
Ryan the whole car oh yeah this is why don’t we see the best a lot tonight bye
don’t we see the best a lot tonight bye
don’t we see the best a lot tonight bye baby hand me those matches about to burn
baby hand me those matches about to burn
baby hand me those matches about to burn this door down
this door down
this door down you’re gonna light a fire in a
you’re gonna light a fire in a
you’re gonna light a fire in a windowless room that we’re trapped in I
windowless room that we’re trapped in I
windowless room that we’re trapped in I gotta make my idea sound stupid
gotta make my idea sound stupid
gotta make my idea sound stupid you’re not gonna know what’s real what’s
you’re not gonna know what’s real what’s
you’re not gonna know what’s real what’s fake
fake
fake is this John real Oh oh my god I always
is this John real Oh oh my god I always
is this John real Oh oh my god I always enjoy the comradery of good friends
enjoy the comradery of good friends
enjoy the comradery of good friends stuff and we don’t appreciate what we
stuff and we don’t appreciate what we
stuff and we don’t appreciate what we have until it’s gone oh because your
have until it’s gone oh because your
have until it’s gone oh because your wife left you
[Music]
[Music] okay I have one idea it’s so crazy it
okay I have one idea it’s so crazy it
okay I have one idea it’s so crazy it just might work
just might work
just might work you’re gonna crash the car into the
you’re gonna crash the car into the
you’re gonna crash the car into the plane like Liam Neeson and taken three
plane like Liam Neeson and taken three
plane like Liam Neeson and taken three he did that and take a three huh
this is instructions on how to remove a
this is instructions on how to remove a bullet didn’t have rubbing alcohol so I
bullet didn’t have rubbing alcohol so I
bullet didn’t have rubbing alcohol so I got you this lovely sharp good idea way
got you this lovely sharp good idea way
got you this lovely sharp good idea way to pivot what is helpful in country
to pivot what is helpful in country
to pivot what is helpful in country living oh that’s the latest there’s a
living oh that’s the latest there’s a
living oh that’s the latest there’s a corn chowder recipe looks really good
corn chowder recipe looks really good
corn chowder recipe looks really good huh he loves my chatter do ya
but this mother I’m in what’s going
but this mother I’m in what’s going through the laundry found these new
through the laundry found these new
through the laundry found these new phone lines become a strip that down for
phone lines become a strip that down for
phone lines become a strip that down for me tonight I’m tearing these up with my
me tonight I’m tearing these up with my
me tonight I’m tearing these up with my teeth like an old school cartoon vinegar
teeth like an old school cartoon vinegar
teeth like an old school cartoon vinegar honey Mitch does your daughter’s okay
I’m ready
I’m ready you look beautiful I used to hold that
you look beautiful I used to hold that
you look beautiful I used to hold that girl in the palm of my hand
girl in the palm of my hand
girl in the palm of my hand Kayla’s becoming a woman you’re gonna
Kayla’s becoming a woman you’re gonna
Kayla’s becoming a woman you’re gonna have to deal with that thanks dad why
have to deal with that thanks dad why
have to deal with that thanks dad why are you here you think I’m gonna miss
are you here you think I’m gonna miss
are you here you think I’m gonna miss the most important that if you’re young
the most important that if you’re young
the most important that if you’re young hey there’s my graduation graduation is
hey there’s my graduation graduation is
hey there’s my graduation graduation is for losers tonight is the first night of
for losers tonight is the first night of
for losers tonight is the first night of our adult lives I want to go to prom
our adult lives I want to go to prom
our adult lives I want to go to prom gonna lose my goddamn virginity prom
gonna lose my goddamn virginity prom
gonna lose my goddamn virginity prom night it’s kind of perfect
night it’s kind of perfect
night it’s kind of perfect I’m in Julie after that top roping
I’m in Julie after that top roping
I’m in Julie after that top roping you’re just doing our kids all emojis
you’re just doing our kids all emojis
you’re just doing our kids all emojis have a secret meaning Oh eggplants are
have a secret meaning Oh eggplants are
have a secret meaning Oh eggplants are dicks this is some kind of a dick
dicks this is some kind of a dick
dicks this is some kind of a dick related agreement our girls are not
related agreement our girls are not
related agreement our girls are not thinking things through I’m gonna stop
thinking things through I’m gonna stop
thinking things through I’m gonna stop them I’m in I’m fully planning on having
them I’m in I’m fully planning on having
them I’m in I’m fully planning on having sex to me wherever the night takes us
sex to me wherever the night takes us
sex to me wherever the night takes us the night’s gonna take us there wherever
the night’s gonna take us there wherever
the night’s gonna take us there wherever the wind sails our ships your ship is
the wind sails our ships your ship is
the wind sails our ships your ship is going into my Harbor
going into my Harbor
going into my Harbor [Music]
[Music]
[Music] there did only wwvv what would Vin
there did only wwvv what would Vin
there did only wwvv what would Vin Diesel do
hey fastness furious is completely
hey fastness furious is completely unrealistic it’s not a documentary I get
unrealistic it’s not a documentary I get
unrealistic it’s not a documentary I get that
I’ll do anything for my daughter what
I’ll do anything for my daughter what about chugging contest
about chugging contest
about chugging contest bring it no no right we’re butt chugging
bring it no no right we’re butt chugging
bring it no no right we’re butt chugging on the count of three they got a lager
on the count of three they got a lager
on the count of three they got a lager or an IPA does it doesn’t it doesn’t
or an IPA does it doesn’t it doesn’t
or an IPA does it doesn’t it doesn’t matter oh my god Jesus he’s
matter oh my god Jesus he’s
matter oh my god Jesus he’s spit-roasting himself
are you a team player or aren’t you I
are you a team player or aren’t you I just chugged a 40 with my asshole I’m a
just chugged a 40 with my asshole I’m a
just chugged a 40 with my asshole I’m a team player
team player
team player [Music]
[Music]
[Music] I was born into war brought it into it
I was born into war brought it into it
I was born into war brought it into it people think they understand that but
people think they understand that but
people think they understand that but they have no concept of it what’s the
they have no concept of it what’s the
they have no concept of it what’s the most pain you’ve ever felt maybe the
most pain you’ve ever felt maybe the
most pain you’ve ever felt maybe the kind that leaves you more machine man
kind that leaves you more machine man
kind that leaves you more machine man wait no stop what in the actual ass Dale
wait no stop what in the actual ass Dale
wait no stop what in the actual ass Dale what why why are the visual effects not
what why why are the visual effects not
what why why are the visual effects not done it’s a metal arm it’s not like
done it’s a metal arm it’s not like
done it’s a metal arm it’s not like we’re trying to remove a mustache oh
we’re trying to remove a mustache oh
we’re trying to remove a mustache oh fuck it
fuck it
fuck it I’ll do it myself I’m table and I’m from
I’ll do it myself I’m table and I’m from
I’ll do it myself I’m table and I’m from the future and I like blowing shit up
oh no sheriff Deadpool you know you’re a
oh no sheriff Deadpool you know you’re a lot taller in the shut up you little
lot taller in the shut up you little
lot taller in the shut up you little asshole take this regeneration powers
asshole take this regeneration powers
asshole take this regeneration powers activate that’s not something simple I
activate that’s not something simple I
activate that’s not something simple I got the stones to help you buddy they’re
got the stones to help you buddy they’re
got the stones to help you buddy they’re done already
done already
done already oh wow that was unrealistic we fast okay
oh wow that was unrealistic we fast okay
oh wow that was unrealistic we fast okay Eddie
your time’s up you dumb fuck well that’s
your time’s up you dumb fuck well that’s just lazy writing
just lazy writing
just lazy writing [Music]
sophomores the assignment was to write
sophomores the assignment was to write to a role model someone you admire miss
to a role model someone you admire miss
to a role model someone you admire miss miles here to tell us who you wrote –
miles here to tell us who you wrote –
miles here to tell us who you wrote – Anton Vincent the dictator you found
Anton Vincent the dictator you found
Anton Vincent the dictator you found evidence on their computers yes they do
evidence on their computers yes they do
evidence on their computers yes they do not have computers and then how did you
not have computers and then how did you
not have computers and then how did you know they were traitors
know they were traitors
know they were traitors you said they were sir I admire his
you said they were sir I admire his
you said they were sir I admire his style
style
style dear Tatiana your letters have been a
dear Tatiana your letters have been a
dear Tatiana your letters have been a welcome respite from my struggles there
welcome respite from my struggles there
welcome respite from my struggles there is a rebel faction that wants to behead
is a rebel faction that wants to behead
is a rebel faction that wants to behead me there is no one I can trust I can
me there is no one I can trust I can
me there is no one I can trust I can totally relate my mom is having an
totally relate my mom is having an
totally relate my mom is having an affair with her creepy boss my school is
affair with her creepy boss my school is
affair with her creepy boss my school is ruled by some Mean Girls that call
ruled by some Mean Girls that call
ruled by some Mean Girls that call themselves slushies and the guy I’m into
themselves slushies and the guy I’m into
themselves slushies and the guy I’m into is a Jesus Freak I’m sorry I don’t know
is a Jesus Freak I’m sorry I don’t know
is a Jesus Freak I’m sorry I don’t know why I did that sometimes they feel like
why I did that sometimes they feel like
why I did that sometimes they feel like you’re the only one who gets me
you’re the only one who gets me
you’re the only one who gets me communist dictator Anton Vinson has been
communist dictator Anton Vinson has been
communist dictator Anton Vinson has been ousted and still unaccounted for
you’re smaller than I imagined you’re
you’re smaller than I imagined you’re older I’m very fine but you need a
older I’m very fine but you need a
older I’m very fine but you need a disguise this is me please don’t be mad
disguise this is me please don’t be mad
disguise this is me please don’t be mad I was gonna tell you gonna keep a child
I was gonna tell you gonna keep a child
I was gonna tell you gonna keep a child molester is a dictator he is a political
molester is a dictator he is a political
molester is a dictator he is a political refugee completely harmless is a
refugee completely harmless is a
refugee completely harmless is a horrible person you have power you don’t
horrible person you have power you don’t
horrible person you have power you don’t know how to wield it easy for you to say
know how to wield it easy for you to say
know how to wield it easy for you to say rebel never accepts the rebel charges
rebel never accepts the rebel charges
rebel never accepts the rebel charges and the moment is right disrupt the
and the moment is right disrupt the
and the moment is right disrupt the slushy sow with decisive action you must
slushy sow with decisive action you must
slushy sow with decisive action you must have the courage to do what you believe
have the courage to do what you believe
have the courage to do what you believe even that’s the ones that you love
[Applause]
[Applause] she was the girl of my dreams that was
she was the girl of my dreams that was
she was the girl of my dreams that was the moment I knew that it was done we
the moment I knew that it was done we
the moment I knew that it was done we met three years ago you are a league of
met three years ago you are a league of
met three years ago you are a league of their own right you gari excellent what
their own right you gari excellent what
their own right you gari excellent what is your favorite drink grapefruit juice
is your favorite drink grapefruit juice
is your favorite drink grapefruit juice with vodka and three maraschino cherries
with vodka and three maraschino cherries
with vodka and three maraschino cherries hey you wanna get out of here yeah it
hey you wanna get out of here yeah it
hey you wanna get out of here yeah it was the perfect first date so much fun
was the perfect first date so much fun
was the perfect first date so much fun but I went too long and then I got hug
but I went too long and then I got hug
but I went too long and then I got hug death oh this is so nice to have a good
death oh this is so nice to have a good
death oh this is so nice to have a good guy friend I can’t even tell you
in love with a tree only I could go back
in love with a tree only I could go back and do it with you differently all right
and do it with you differently all right
and do it with you differently all right could be the granite guy should we want
could you tell me what year it is it’s
could you tell me what year it is it’s the 2014 I just traveled back in time
right now I have someone to meet what’s
right now I have someone to meet what’s your favorite drink
your favorite drink
your favorite drink mine is grapefruit juice with – vodka
mine is grapefruit juice with – vodka
mine is grapefruit juice with – vodka and exactly three maraschino cherries
and exactly three maraschino cherries
and exactly three maraschino cherries that’s my favorite drink juice what this
that’s my favorite drink juice what this
that’s my favorite drink juice what this is the psycho I was telling you about
is the psycho I was telling you about
is the psycho I was telling you about you didn’t guess that I was an army brat
you didn’t guess that I was an army brat
you didn’t guess that I was an army brat you already knew that you’re a stalker
you already knew that you’re a stalker
you already knew that you’re a stalker soccer’s or we’re like two inch coats
soccer’s or we’re like two inch coats
soccer’s or we’re like two inch coats and no underwear and I am clearly
and no underwear and I am clearly
and no underwear and I am clearly wearing underwear look
wearing underwear look
wearing underwear look [Music]
the photo booth is a time machine this
the photo booth is a time machine this is gonna be the best night of your life
is gonna be the best night of your life
is gonna be the best night of your life I can deal with best night of my life
I can deal with best night of my life
I can deal with best night of my life follow what I do ready
follow what I do ready
follow what I do ready what’s up girl hmm what’s up girl
what’s up girl hmm what’s up girl
what’s up girl hmm what’s up girl huh are you doing the Joker
huh are you doing the Joker
huh are you doing the Joker impersonation this is no this is like it
impersonation this is no this is like it
impersonation this is no this is like it was good
was good
was good all else fails be an asshole be an
all else fails be an asshole be an
all else fails be an asshole be an asshole not hard asshole soft asshole
asshole not hard asshole soft asshole
asshole not hard asshole soft asshole don’t forget your leather pants oh my
don’t forget your leather pants oh my
don’t forget your leather pants oh my god I went full asshole I have no
god I went full asshole I have no
god I went full asshole I have no control over any of this I admit the
control over any of this I admit the
control over any of this I admit the decision and then I wake up three years
decision and then I wake up three years
decision and then I wake up three years later with the consequences I thought
later with the consequences I thought
later with the consequences I thought things were supposed to happen for a
things were supposed to happen for a
things were supposed to happen for a reason things happen for no reason at
reason things happen for no reason at
reason things happen for no reason at all but they create opportunities the
all but they create opportunities the
all but they create opportunities the question is can you recognize that next
question is can you recognize that next
question is can you recognize that next opportunity when it matters the most
oh I’m gonna Bob shut up mom
oh I’m gonna Bob shut up mom I got about it’s it’s fine I’m sorry my
I got about it’s it’s fine I’m sorry my
I got about it’s it’s fine I’m sorry my bomb threat ruin your magic or even
bomb threat ruin your magic or even
bomb threat ruin your magic or even didn’t have a great life
why am I even trying to be a nurse I’m
why am I even trying to be a nurse I’m gonna be delivering pizzas and cleaning
gonna be delivering pizzas and cleaning
gonna be delivering pizzas and cleaning carpets for the rest of my life you’re
carpets for the rest of my life you’re
carpets for the rest of my life you’re very attractive for a carpeting lady
very attractive for a carpeting lady
very attractive for a carpeting lady although you may be could do something
although you may be could do something
although you may be could do something with your hair yeah no that’s not it
with your hair yeah no that’s not it
with your hair yeah no that’s not it it’s your face yeah give me a neck you
it’s your face yeah give me a neck you
it’s your face yeah give me a neck you know I was just hired to do carpets
know I was just hired to do carpets
know I was just hired to do carpets right you’re fired
right you’re fired
right you’re fired I bet you haven’t worked a single day in
I bet you haven’t worked a single day in
I bet you haven’t worked a single day in your entire self-absorbed life just pay
your entire self-absorbed life just pay
your entire self-absorbed life just pay me and I’ll be on my way
me and I’ll be on my way
me and I’ll be on my way nope he’s the devil I owe the cleaning
nope he’s the devil I owe the cleaning
nope he’s the devil I owe the cleaning company 3000 bucks for a new machine and
company 3000 bucks for a new machine and
company 3000 bucks for a new machine and they fired me rich people he’d get away
they fired me rich people he’d get away
they fired me rich people he’d get away with everything I don’t know what day it
with everything I don’t know what day it
with everything I don’t know what day it is I don’t even know my own name of
is I don’t even know my own name of
is I don’t even know my own name of ninja in our little town that’s him I
ninja in our little town that’s him I
ninja in our little town that’s him I have an idea that is poetic in its
have an idea that is poetic in its
have an idea that is poetic in its justice I’m here to pick up my husband
justice I’m here to pick up my husband
justice I’m here to pick up my husband give me my wife for better worse baby
yep we had to use the sperm donor you’re
yep we had to use the sperm donor you’re getting picked up for work bright and
getting picked up for work bright and
getting picked up for work bright and early I work three jobs
so we need to take them to the hospital
so we need to take them to the hospital even Bobby nobody else do it like that
good afternoon my Scotia as you know
good afternoon my Scotia as you know parole and a privilege it’s a mistake
parole and a privilege it’s a mistake
parole and a privilege it’s a mistake but it happened and if I were to be
but it happened and if I were to be
but it happened and if I were to be released I would um I would just want
released I would um I would just want
released I would um I would just want the simple life I just want to hold down
the simple life I just want to hold down
the simple life I just want to hold down a job make some friends you know pay my
a job make some friends you know pay my
a job make some friends you know pay my bills even if this was possible it makes
bills even if this was possible it makes
bills even if this was possible it makes twenty paint seven people why do you
twenty paint seven people why do you
twenty paint seven people why do you need to do this cuz it’s what I’m gonna
need to do this cuz it’s what I’m gonna
need to do this cuz it’s what I’m gonna how long would it take you to make seven
how long would it take you to make seven
how long would it take you to make seven pieces of jewelry in five or six hours
pieces of jewelry in five or six hours
pieces of jewelry in five or six hours how long if I told you you didn’t have
how long if I told you you didn’t have
how long if I told you you didn’t have to live with your mother anymore it’s
to live with your mother anymore it’s
to live with your mother anymore it’s neat the one it was quite what do you
neat the one it was quite what do you
neat the one it was quite what do you bless
which man named wall which real name
which man named wall which real name Abel what if we could make all this go
Abel what if we could make all this go
Abel what if we could make all this go away then purrs as well sorry okay I’m
away then purrs as well sorry okay I’m
away then purrs as well sorry okay I’m with my family I told you coming in
with my family I told you coming in
with my family I told you coming in garage finally tell you how big a job
garage finally tell you how big a job
garage finally tell you how big a job knows I’m out good job I’ll be back
knows I’m out good job I’ll be back
knows I’m out good job I’ll be back before you know can I come with you this
before you know can I come with you this
before you know can I come with you this is mommy’s very special work trip
[Music]
[Music] in three and a half weeks the Met will
in three and a half weeks the Met will
in three and a half weeks the Met will be hosting its annual ball and we are
be hosting its annual ball and we are
be hosting its annual ball and we are going to Robin not the ball itself the
going to Robin not the ball itself the
going to Robin not the ball itself the neck of Daphne Kluger valued at over a
neck of Daphne Kluger valued at over a
neck of Daphne Kluger valued at over a hundred million dollars revenge it’s a
hundred million dollars revenge it’s a
hundred million dollars revenge it’s a twofer do not run a job in a job
[Music]
[Music] there’s fish can’t we just go to this do
there’s fish can’t we just go to this do
there’s fish can’t we just go to this do we have to steal stuff yes
[Music]
[Music] is it genetic of the whole family like
is it genetic of the whole family like
is it genetic of the whole family like this literally
this literally
this literally [Music]
breaking news a star-studded event at
breaking news a star-studded event at the level Hotel in Los Angeles has been
the level Hotel in Los Angeles has been
the level Hotel in Los Angeles has been taken over by armed gunmen we now go to
taken over by armed gunmen we now go to
taken over by armed gunmen we now go to a live feed from the assailants and can
a live feed from the assailants and can
a live feed from the assailants and can confirm that one of the hostages is
confirm that one of the hostages is
confirm that one of the hostages is international pop star shaggy
international pop star shaggy
international pop star shaggy yeah you know saying he’s happening say
yeah you know saying he’s happening say
yeah you know saying he’s happening say wasn’t me singing it shaggy
wasn’t me singing it shaggy
wasn’t me singing it shaggy honey came in and she caught me
honey came in and she caught me
honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with a girl next
red-handed creeping with a girl next
red-handed creeping with a girl next door this we were both butt-naked and
door this we were both butt-naked and
door this we were both butt-naked and you know that’s too far
you know that’s too far
you know that’s too far how do i fork instead I have given a
how do i fork instead I have given a
how do i fork instead I have given a extra key
[Music]
[Music] we have three waiters on the run I think
we have three waiters on the run I think
we have three waiters on the run I think we should turn ourselves in
we should turn ourselves in
we should turn ourselves in what’s with the buckets I’m showing them
what’s with the buckets I’m showing them
what’s with the buckets I’m showing them I’m unarmed we can take them my name is
I’m unarmed we can take them my name is
I’m unarmed we can take them my name is Alex but three exes I’m about to go
Alex but three exes I’m about to go
Alex but three exes I’m about to go explosive on these motherfuckers 3x
explosive on these motherfuckers 3x
explosive on these motherfuckers 3x means poison by the way it’s also a Vin
means poison by the way it’s also a Vin
means poison by the way it’s also a Vin Diesel movie
sorry
sorry new seals transporters what are you
new seals transporters what are you
new seals transporters what are you doing up there Oh God the hell are you
doing up there Oh God the hell are you
doing up there Oh God the hell are you doing they’re here to help us but not
doing they’re here to help us but not
doing they’re here to help us but not get a little coolies shit getting saved
get a little coolies shit getting saved
get a little coolies shit getting saved by the LAPD even listen to Kendrick
by the LAPD even listen to Kendrick
by the LAPD even listen to Kendrick Lamar loves me I can’t believe I
Lamar loves me I can’t believe I
Lamar loves me I can’t believe I followed a loser like you around for
followed a loser like you around for
followed a loser like you around for years
years
years guys stop you just shot at me I shot
guys stop you just shot at me I shot
guys stop you just shot at me I shot near you bitch
– –
– – let’s do it they’ve been waiting for a
let’s do it they’ve been waiting for a
let’s do it they’ve been waiting for a second chance waiting for their country
second chance waiting for their country
second chance waiting for their country to need them again
to need them again
to need them again that time is meow you guys give me if I
that time is meow you guys give me if I
that time is meow you guys give me if I kill that bird Barbara that’s a bald
kill that bird Barbara that’s a bald
kill that bird Barbara that’s a bald eagle get away Baldy guys what do I win
eagle get away Baldy guys what do I win
eagle get away Baldy guys what do I win one-way ticket to hell it turns out the
one-way ticket to hell it turns out the
one-way ticket to hell it turns out the french-canadian town st. George junior
french-canadian town st. George junior
french-canadian town st. George junior rock is actually on American soil
rock is actually on American soil
rock is actually on American soil you’ll be phasing out a Canadian Mountie
you’ll be phasing out a Canadian Mountie
you’ll be phasing out a Canadian Mountie unit best behavior boy our idea of a
unit best behavior boy our idea of a
unit best behavior boy our idea of a good time either fellas personally I’d
good time either fellas personally I’d
good time either fellas personally I’d rather fuck a moose you wouldn’t need a
rather fuck a moose you wouldn’t need a
rather fuck a moose you wouldn’t need a ladder to do that Wow let’s give a big
ladder to do that Wow let’s give a big
ladder to do that Wow let’s give a big Canadian welcome to the vanwall highway
Canadian welcome to the vanwall highway
Canadian welcome to the vanwall highway by far come on guys they’ve come up here
by far come on guys they’ve come up here
by far come on guys they’ve come up here to tell us how great it’s gonna be for
to tell us how great it’s gonna be for
to tell us how great it’s gonna be for all of us to become Americans
this is happening mr. Mousavi I killed
this is happening mr. Mousavi I killed Vitas was alleged in either of you speak
Vitas was alleged in either of you speak
Vitas was alleged in either of you speak English I did we would like to eat your
English I did we would like to eat your
English I did we would like to eat your paper can you show me your party papers
paper can you show me your party papers
paper can you show me your party papers this time everything will be by the book
this time everything will be by the book
this time everything will be by the book everything
hey Tim Horton’s ghost
hey Tim Horton’s ghost we’re gonna get for you guys whole beer
we’re gonna get for you guys whole beer
we’re gonna get for you guys whole beer liter of Cola what did you say do you
liter of Cola what did you say do you
liter of Cola what did you say do you want a liter of Cola Canada’s pretty
want a liter of Cola Canada’s pretty
want a liter of Cola Canada’s pretty awesome don’t do that
brother Sokka grey poupon machi de
brother Sokka grey poupon machi de saturated weed feather duster Co are so
saturated weed feather duster Co are so
saturated weed feather duster Co are so name is Rob Liefeld catcher Luc
name is Rob Liefeld catcher Luc
name is Rob Liefeld catcher Luc Robitaille delt onion PA Fran Tarkenton
Robitaille delt onion PA Fran Tarkenton
Robitaille delt onion PA Fran Tarkenton t-nut was their prophet
[Music]
[Music] I don’t regret staying at home and being
I don’t regret staying at home and being
I don’t regret staying at home and being your mom but I regret not getting my
your mom but I regret not getting my
your mom but I regret not getting my degree
degree
degree that’s why somebody’s mom just enrolled
that’s why somebody’s mom just enrolled
that’s why somebody’s mom just enrolled in college I’m referring to myself I’ll
in college I’m referring to myself I’ll
in college I’m referring to myself I’ll see you around the quad nobody says that
see you around the quad nobody says that
see you around the quad nobody says that mom well bring it back I think those
mom well bring it back I think those
mom well bring it back I think those guys just checked you out they’re just
guys just checked you out they’re just
guys just checked you out they’re just looking at my smock it tends to catch
looking at my smock it tends to catch
looking at my smock it tends to catch the light mom you’re a college girl now
the light mom you’re a college girl now
the light mom you’re a college girl now and we gotta make some changes
and we gotta make some changes
and we gotta make some changes no we don’t know where that’s been oh
no we don’t know where that’s been oh
no we don’t know where that’s been oh gosh
what are you 20 in the stacks a nurse
what are you 20 in the stacks a nurse Lex no shut up frame I’m older and wiser
Lex no shut up frame I’m older and wiser
Lex no shut up frame I’m older and wiser this essentially a Google ask me
this essentially a Google ask me
this essentially a Google ask me anything
anything
anything turn off your boo Google you’re scaring
turn off your boo Google you’re scaring
turn off your boo Google you’re scaring me I think my google scared Jack last
me I think my google scared Jack last
me I think my google scared Jack last night oh my god but in a good way I like
night oh my god but in a good way I like
night oh my god but in a good way I like when you intentionally go through a
when you intentionally go through a
when you intentionally go through a haunted house
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
yeah that could be a nasty sprain why
yeah that could be a nasty sprain why don’t I get you some ice
don’t I get you some ice
don’t I get you some ice maybe a cup of coffee what’s in the
maybe a cup of coffee what’s in the
maybe a cup of coffee what’s in the holder there my infidelity formula your
holder there my infidelity formula your
holder there my infidelity formula your infidelity formula that it works ten
infidelity formula that it works ten
infidelity formula that it works ten million people that greatly and as a
million people that greatly and as a
million people that greatly and as a fail-safe you break up after six months
fail-safe you break up after six months
fail-safe you break up after six months of dating
of dating
of dating statistically speaking it’s not safe to
statistically speaking it’s not safe to
statistically speaking it’s not safe to date for longer than that what if I
date for longer than that what if I
date for longer than that what if I could offer a way to prove your theory
could offer a way to prove your theory
could offer a way to prove your theory wrong I don’t see how you’d be able to
wrong I don’t see how you’d be able to
wrong I don’t see how you’d be able to do that all we would need to do is find
do that all we would need to do is find
do that all we would need to do is find a group of people who’ve been in a
a group of people who’ve been in a
a group of people who’ve been in a relationship for longer than six months
relationship for longer than six months
relationship for longer than six months and give them an opportunity to cheat
and give them an opportunity to cheat
and give them an opportunity to cheat without getting caught what are you
without getting caught what are you
without getting caught what are you proposing I’m suggesting a little
proposing I’m suggesting a little
proposing I’m suggesting a little competition I pick five of my friends
competition I pick five of my friends
competition I pick five of my friends who’ve been in a relationship for longer
who’ve been in a relationship for longer
who’ve been in a relationship for longer than six months and you pick the
than six months and you pick the
than six months and you pick the Enchantress’s who will be their downfall
Enchantress’s who will be their downfall
Enchantress’s who will be their downfall oh that’s great
oh that’s great
oh that’s great chest out well what is a competition
chest out well what is a competition
chest out well what is a competition that’s three out of five wins underwear
that’s three out of five wins underwear
that’s three out of five wins underwear is perfect she wants you to go to her
is perfect she wants you to go to her
is perfect she wants you to go to her place to show her how to use gym equip
place to show her how to use gym equip
place to show her how to use gym equip you know I’m a professional didn’t get
you know I’m a professional didn’t get
you know I’m a professional didn’t get your mind out of there
you’re wrong about people it’s not that
you’re wrong about people it’s not that simple but it is good thing this is
simple but it is good thing this is
simple but it is good thing this is almost over you turn it into a regular
almost over you turn it into a regular
almost over you turn it into a regular gangster it’s not over yet
gangster it’s not over yet
gangster it’s not over yet [Music]
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