it’s the most always loves Christmas but as a mom it’s a lot of work and between
as a mom it’s a lot of work and between
as a mom it’s a lot of work and between the wrapping the shopping the cooking
the wrapping the shopping the cooking
the wrapping the shopping the cooking the decorating there’s almost no time to
the decorating there’s almost no time to
the decorating there’s almost no time to actually enjoy it
actually enjoy it
actually enjoy it and only one thing oh no what is it
and only one thing oh no what is it
and only one thing oh no what is it could make it even more stressful my
could make it even more stressful my
could make it even more stressful my mother’s coming for Christmas I’m here
mother’s coming for Christmas I’m here
mother’s coming for Christmas I’m here to see my daughter on Easter it’s
to see my daughter on Easter it’s
to see my daughter on Easter it’s Christmas twizzle we cannot wait in
Christmas twizzle we cannot wait in
Christmas twizzle we cannot wait in every waking minute with you oh no
every waking minute with you oh no
every waking minute with you oh no where’s your tree Jim I’m a 34 year old
where’s your tree Jim I’m a 34 year old
where’s your tree Jim I’m a 34 year old woman and she’s still telling me to live
woman and she’s still telling me to live
woman and she’s still telling me to live my life I’m home got her hair cut and
my life I’m home got her hair cut and
my life I’m home got her hair cut and colored exactly like honey we don’t like
colored exactly like honey we don’t like
colored exactly like honey we don’t like to use the word normal you were gonna be
to use the word normal you were gonna be
to use the word normal you were gonna be my best friend forever yeah
my best friend forever yeah
my best friend forever yeah I want to throw a Christmas party
I want to throw a Christmas party
I want to throw a Christmas party where’s my house yes and a hundred and
where’s my house yes and a hundred and
where’s my house yes and a hundred and eighty-four people are coming how much
eighty-four people are coming how much
eighty-four people are coming how much service class can you put a price tag on
service class can you put a price tag on
service class can you put a price tag on wonder actually clients bring joy
wonder actually clients bring joy
wonder actually clients bring joy Christmas this year you are a mom moms
Christmas this year you are a mom moms
Christmas this year you are a mom moms don’t and joy they give joy she’s gonna
don’t and joy they give joy she’s gonna
don’t and joy they give joy she’s gonna keep treating her like this until you
keep treating her like this until you
keep treating her like this until you fight her physically perfect decorations
fight her physically perfect decorations
fight her physically perfect decorations on what perfect anything and Christmas
on what perfect anything and Christmas
on what perfect anything and Christmas that didn’t come out exactly as I
that didn’t come out exactly as I
that didn’t come out exactly as I planned it but you guys
that’s my daughter thinks that I’m so
that’s my daughter thinks that I’m so hard on her I had a horrible mother she
hard on her I had a horrible mother she
hard on her I had a horrible mother she once slapped me for wearing open-toed
once slapped me for wearing open-toed
once slapped me for wearing open-toed shoes on a sailboat it was two months
shoes on a sailboat it was two months
shoes on a sailboat it was two months ago
kind of our first day
kind of our first day Sanna number two how few days me Oh
Sanna number two how few days me Oh
Sanna number two how few days me Oh waxing these balls slight staying on
waxing these balls slight staying on
waxing these balls slight staying on your nutsack I don’t think I’ve ever
your nutsack I don’t think I’ve ever
your nutsack I don’t think I’ve ever felt this way about another human being
felt this way about another human being
felt this way about another human being in my entire life I can pull my butt
in my entire life I can pull my butt
in my entire life I can pull my butt crack open for you if you want no one’s
crack open for you if you want no one’s
crack open for you if you want no one’s ever asked that they could hold their
ever asked that they could hold their
ever asked that they could hold their butt crack open for me before I’ll hold
butt crack open for me before I’ll hold
butt crack open for me before I’ll hold my butt crack open for you anytime you
my butt crack open for you anytime you
my butt crack open for you anytime you want Carla that is so romantic
anytime I think I’m too fucked up one in
anytime I think I’m too fucked up one in this group you open your mouth we went
this group you open your mouth we went
this group you open your mouth we went to prom together
to prom together
to prom together oh and then I’m like I’m doing great
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