An Emo Thanksgiving

and we thank all those who sacrificed so

and we thank all those who sacrificed so that we may be so fortunate to sit down

that we may be so fortunate to sit down

that we may be so fortunate to sit down safely as a family to enjoy this meal

safely as a family to enjoy this meal

safely as a family to enjoy this meal Toby do you have anything to add

Toby do you have anything to add

Toby do you have anything to add anything to be thankful for

anything to be thankful for

anything to be thankful for thanks for abetting my hopes and dreams

thanks for abetting my hopes and dreams

thanks for abetting my hopes and dreams since I was like – don’t be such a loser

since I was like – don’t be such a loser

since I was like – don’t be such a loser you’re ruining Thanksgiving just like

you’re ruining Thanksgiving just like

you’re ruining Thanksgiving just like you’ve ruined everything else I didn’t

you’ve ruined everything else I didn’t

you’ve ruined everything else I didn’t ruin your perfect life Sarah Wow I can’t

ruin your perfect life Sarah Wow I can’t

ruin your perfect life Sarah Wow I can’t feel my fingers anymore I tell you what

feel my fingers anymore I tell you what

feel my fingers anymore I tell you what I’m thankful for but you wouldn’t

I’m thankful for but you wouldn’t

I’m thankful for but you wouldn’t understand I’m thankful for 17 shades of

understand I’m thankful for 17 shades of

understand I’m thankful for 17 shades of black mascara I’m thankful for my

black mascara I’m thankful for my

black mascara I’m thankful for my ability to drive perfectly shaped tears

ability to drive perfectly shaped tears

ability to drive perfectly shaped tears I’m thankful for Internet chat rooms I’m

I’m thankful for Internet chat rooms I’m

I’m thankful for Internet chat rooms I’m thankful for earphones that close off

thankful for earphones that close off

thankful for earphones that close off the world I’m thankful for my deep

the world I’m thankful for my deep

the world I’m thankful for my deep rooted emotions I’m thankful for what we

rooted emotions I’m thankful for what we

rooted emotions I’m thankful for what we don’t have mashed potatoes with dinner

don’t have mashed potatoes with dinner

don’t have mashed potatoes with dinner I’m not thankful for that I am suffering

I’m not thankful for that I am suffering

I’m not thankful for that I am suffering here is there another potato shortage

here is there another potato shortage

here is there another potato shortage going on I’m sure a lot of people were

going on I’m sure a lot of people were

going on I’m sure a lot of people were misunderstood during the potato famine I

misunderstood during the potato famine I

misunderstood during the potato famine I wonder if the Irish were the first evil

wonder if the Irish were the first evil

wonder if the Irish were the first evil I doubt it the red hair would probably

I doubt it the red hair would probably

I doubt it the red hair would probably clash too much with the black but they

clash too much with the black but they

clash too much with the black but they even have black clothes back then was

even have black clothes back then was

even have black clothes back then was everything like brown whatever they had

everything like brown whatever they had

everything like brown whatever they had it easy they didn’t have to deal with

it easy they didn’t have to deal with

it easy they didn’t have to deal with real hardships yeah like suburbia like

real hardships yeah like suburbia like

real hardships yeah like suburbia like wanting to share your feelings like

wanting to share your feelings like

wanting to share your feelings like hating your parents but needing their

hating your parents but needing their

hating your parents but needing their approval at the same time

approval at the same time

approval at the same time they didn’t have to go to school knowing

they didn’t have to go to school knowing

they didn’t have to go to school knowing nobody understands them stop thinking

nobody understands them stop thinking

nobody understands them stop thinking that what you won’t even understand the

that what you won’t even understand the

that what you won’t even understand the deepness of my thighs gee let me guess

deepness of my thighs gee let me guess

deepness of my thighs gee let me guess you’re thinking about how misunderstood

you’re thinking about how misunderstood

you’re thinking about how misunderstood you are I hate you I love you at the

you are I hate you I love you at the

you are I hate you I love you at the same time you wouldn’t understand

same time you wouldn’t understand

same time you wouldn’t understand thanks for nothing