Forever and a day – Shakespeare Speaks

It was a rainy day in July.

William Shakespeare and his actor friend Robert Harley are rehearsing his comedy

The Taming of the Shrew.

Will’s daughter is watching the rehearsal.

Will, I do like your plays when everybody pretends to be somebody else!

Thank you, Robert.

The audience likes it too – that’s why it’s in the play.

Father, I’m confused…

Who is the young man in the teacher’s costume?

That is Lucentio, daughter.

He is pretending to be a tutor so that he can be near to Bianca, whom he wants to marry.

So the man wearing Lucentio’s clothes isn’t the real Lucentio?

No, he’s Lucentio’s servant.

He’s pretending to be Lucentio so that the real Lucentio can pretend to be a tutor.

Ohhh!

That’s so romantic, isn’t it, Robert?!

Well it’s very clever Will, but…

I can’t help thinking that Lucentio should just be a man about it:

take the woman to the church and marry her.

Ohhhhh…

Well, Robert, that is exactly what happens.

Lucentio’s other servant, Biondello, tells him to stop playing games and to just marry

Bianca, because otherwise he risks losing her –

not just forever, but forever and a day.

Let us rehearse.

To th’ church take the priest, clerk, and some sufficient honest witnesses.

If this be not that you look for, I have no more to say,

But bid Bianca farewell forever and a day.

Forever and a day – that’s a long time to live without your true love…

We’ll leave them there for now.

And I’ll love you for forever and a day day day day day day day day day day day day,

Forever and a day day day day day day day day…

Oh, look at that queue!

We’ll be waiting forever and a day.

Let’s come back tomorrow.

Now, on with the rehearsal everybody…

Speaking of husbands and wives –

when are you bringing Mrs Shakespeare to London, Mr Shakespeare?

Mrs Shakespeare prefers to remain at home in Stratford… and I prefer that too.

To bring, or not to bring: that is the question…