if you think the mating rituals at your local singles bars strange Tom Whalley
local singles bars strange Tom Whalley
local singles bars strange Tom Whalley get a load of black widow spiders first
get a load of black widow spiders first
get a load of black widow spiders first of all the weight advantage
of all the weight advantage
of all the weight advantage the female weighs 30 times what the male
the female weighs 30 times what the male
the female weighs 30 times what the male does to put it in human terms
does to put it in human terms
does to put it in human terms he weighs 200 pounds she weighs 6,000
he weighs 200 pounds she weighs 6,000
he weighs 200 pounds she weighs 6,000 okay now here’s the approach he inches
okay now here’s the approach he inches
okay now here’s the approach he inches toward her tapping his legs to woo her
toward her tapping his legs to woo her
toward her tapping his legs to woo her he’d better make nice because if she
he’d better make nice because if she
he’d better make nice because if she bites him he’s sleeping The Big Sleep
bites him he’s sleeping The Big Sleep
bites him he’s sleeping The Big Sleep he should be begging happy if we get
he should be begging happy if we get
he should be begging happy if we get together will you promise not to kill me
together will you promise not to kill me
together will you promise not to kill me please the venom of a black widow can
please the venom of a black widow can
please the venom of a black widow can kill numerous species including humans
kill numerous species including humans
kill numerous species including humans she lets him approach he gets ready to
she lets him approach he gets ready to
she lets him approach he gets ready to mate apparently what he’s doing here is
mate apparently what he’s doing here is
mate apparently what he’s doing here is an erotic ritual okay now here’s the big
an erotic ritual okay now here’s the big
an erotic ritual okay now here’s the big moment that’s the male inserting sperm
moment that’s the male inserting sperm
moment that’s the male inserting sperm into the female using its feeler called
into the female using its feeler called
into the female using its feeler called a palp
a palp
a palp as you can see part of the ritual is
as you can see part of the ritual is
as you can see part of the ritual is leaving part of himself inside the
leaving part of himself inside the
leaving part of himself inside the female that’s how much he wants it he’s
female that’s how much he wants it he’s
female that’s how much he wants it he’s willing to donate a body part the female
willing to donate a body part the female
willing to donate a body part the female can now lay her eggs
that silky sack contains 200 black widow
that silky sack contains 200 black widow spider eggs
and this is one of five silky sacks
and this is one of five silky sacks shall produce from this particular
shall produce from this particular
shall produce from this particular mating in two weeks 1,000 newborn black
mating in two weeks 1,000 newborn black
mating in two weeks 1,000 newborn black widow spiders will be unleashed on this
widow spiders will be unleashed on this
widow spiders will be unleashed on this little Virginia garden they’re out there
little Virginia garden they’re out there
little Virginia garden they’re out there almost anywhere in the US so whatever
almost anywhere in the US so whatever
almost anywhere in the US so whatever you do look out for that telltale red
you do look out for that telltale red
you do look out for that telltale red hourglass
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