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Waste is a failure of the imagination | DOUGLAS MCMASTER | TEDxISM


I own a restaurant that doesn’t have a

I own a restaurant that doesn’t have a bin the popular term for this is zero

bin the popular term for this is zero

bin the popular term for this is zero waste for me to be zero waste is to be

waste for me to be zero waste is to be

waste for me to be zero waste is to be natural the current landscape of food in

natural the current landscape of food in

natural the current landscape of food in the world today is not so natural it’s

the world today is not so natural it’s

the world today is not so natural it’s industrial this is why waste exists a

industrial this is why waste exists a

industrial this is why waste exists a decade before this journey began I was

decade before this journey began I was

decade before this journey began I was not doing very well in school I hated

not doing very well in school I hated

not doing very well in school I hated school felt like a caged animal

school felt like a caged animal

school felt like a caged animal suppressed and without a voice

suppressed and without a voice

suppressed and without a voice thankfully they let me out of the cage

thankfully they let me out of the cage

thankfully they let me out of the cage and I found my way into a local kitchen

and I found my way into a local kitchen

and I found my way into a local kitchen kitchens can be pretty unruly places

kitchens can be pretty unruly places

kitchens can be pretty unruly places full of anarchy and chaos the life of a

full of anarchy and chaos the life of a

full of anarchy and chaos the life of a chef isn’t too dissimilar to the life of

chef isn’t too dissimilar to the life of

chef isn’t too dissimilar to the life of a pirate whilst there are rules and

a pirate whilst there are rules and

a pirate whilst there are rules and discipline there is a freedom a freedom

discipline there is a freedom a freedom

discipline there is a freedom a freedom to express yourself to be yourself to

to express yourself to be yourself to

to express yourself to be yourself to become an individual I felt like I’d

become an individual I felt like I’d

become an individual I felt like I’d woken up see something in school gave me

woken up see something in school gave me

woken up see something in school gave me something of a failure complex and I

something of a failure complex and I

something of a failure complex and I decided when when I decided to be a chef

decided when when I decided to be a chef

decided when when I decided to be a chef I had to work for the best restaurants I

I had to work for the best restaurants I

I had to work for the best restaurants I wanted to work for the best restaurants

wanted to work for the best restaurants

wanted to work for the best restaurants in the world

in the world

in the world the insecure chip on my shoulder

the insecure chip on my shoulder

the insecure chip on my shoulder demanded it whilst my agenda was

demanded it whilst my agenda was

demanded it whilst my agenda was questionable something rather amazing

questionable something rather amazing

questionable something rather amazing happened

happened

happened you see I decided to not go to one

you see I decided to not go to one

you see I decided to not go to one restaurant I decided to go to dozens of

restaurant I decided to go to dozens of

restaurant I decided to go to dozens of restaurants all of which inspired me all

restaurants all of which inspired me all

restaurants all of which inspired me all of which were very good will

of which were very good will

of which were very good will I was catching glimpses of multiple

I was catching glimpses of multiple

I was catching glimpses of multiple complementary chefs that were thinking

complementary chefs that were thinking

complementary chefs that were thinking and doing things a particular way which

and doing things a particular way which

and doing things a particular way which was to me was brilliant I was soaking up

was to me was brilliant I was soaking up

was to me was brilliant I was soaking up so many different points of view

so many different points of view

so many different points of view now perspective is a beautiful thing I’m

now perspective is a beautiful thing I’m

now perspective is a beautiful thing I’m a big fan of perspective I think it’s

a big fan of perspective I think it’s

a big fan of perspective I think it’s highly underrated perspective is like a

highly underrated perspective is like a

highly underrated perspective is like a jigsaw puzzle the more pieces through

jigsaw puzzle the more pieces through

jigsaw puzzle the more pieces through life that you can collect the greater

life that you can collect the greater

life that you can collect the greater the image you can see now when you can

the image you can see now when you can

the image you can see now when you can see the bigger picture you can react

see the bigger picture you can react

see the bigger picture you can react accordingly when I was on this a

accordingly when I was on this a

accordingly when I was on this a gastronomic crusade I found myself in

gastronomic crusade I found myself in

gastronomic crusade I found myself in Australia I was particularly attracted

Australia I was particularly attracted

Australia I was particularly attracted to work at this particular restaurant

to work at this particular restaurant

to work at this particular restaurant one of these world-class restaurants and

one of these world-class restaurants and

one of these world-class restaurants and the food looked so natural almost like

the food looked so natural almost like

the food looked so natural almost like it fallen from a tree and onto the plate

it fallen from a tree and onto the plate

it fallen from a tree and onto the plate unfortunately what I discovered with

unfortunately what I discovered with

unfortunately what I discovered with this restaurant is that it wasn’t so

this restaurant is that it wasn’t so

this restaurant is that it wasn’t so natural I was on the the protein section

natural I was on the the protein section

natural I was on the the protein section it was my duty to butcher pigs heads

it was my duty to butcher pigs heads

it was my duty to butcher pigs heads every day I would have to butcher over a

every day I would have to butcher over a

every day I would have to butcher over a hundred and ten pigs heads I would have

hundred and ten pigs heads I would have

hundred and ten pigs heads I would have to cut the pig’s face off of its skull I

to cut the pig’s face off of its skull I

to cut the pig’s face off of its skull I would then take a blowtorch singeing the

would then take a blowtorch singeing the

would then take a blowtorch singeing the hair from its face smell was

hair from its face smell was

hair from its face smell was intoxicating then eventually when I

intoxicating then eventually when I

intoxicating then eventually when I prepped them all I would then Suvi the

prepped them all I would then Suvi the

prepped them all I would then Suvi the pigs heads which is a name for a posh

pigs heads which is a name for a posh

pigs heads which is a name for a posh plastic bag then they would be steamed

plastic bag then they would be steamed

plastic bag then they would be steamed in the oven overnight constant water

in the oven overnight constant water

in the oven overnight constant water flooding into these these ovens and then

flooding into these these ovens and then

flooding into these these ovens and then escaping down the drain the next morning

escaping down the drain the next morning

escaping down the drain the next morning with help I would tip the I would take

with help I would tip the I would take

with help I would tip the I would take the pigs heads purge them into these big

the pigs heads purge them into these big

the pigs heads purge them into these big bass of ice then tip the ice away as

bass of ice then tip the ice away as

bass of ice then tip the ice away as soon as the pigs heads were chilled

soon as the pigs heads were chilled

soon as the pigs heads were chilled strip the bags away into the bin

strip the bags away into the bin

strip the bags away into the bin recycling wasn’t a concept that we

recycling wasn’t a concept that we

recycling wasn’t a concept that we understood eventually then I’d have

understood eventually then I’d have

understood eventually then I’d have these gelatinous flabby mountain of pigs

these gelatinous flabby mountain of pigs

these gelatinous flabby mountain of pigs heads that I would then trim down to a

heads that I would then trim down to a

heads that I would then trim down to a piece of meat the size of a golf ball

piece of meat the size of a golf ball

piece of meat the size of a golf ball 80% or more of these pigs heads were cut

80% or more of these pigs heads were cut

80% or more of these pigs heads were cut away into this into the bin or the Skip

away into this into the bin or the Skip

away into this into the bin or the Skip condemned without a fair trial defiling

condemned without a fair trial defiling

condemned without a fair trial defiling hundreds upon hundreds of pigs heads for

hundreds upon hundreds of pigs heads for

hundreds upon hundreds of pigs heads for a few short forgettable moments of

a few short forgettable moments of

a few short forgettable moments of gluttony is wrong sometimes this

gluttony is wrong sometimes this

gluttony is wrong sometimes this perspective that I champion isn’t always

perspective that I champion isn’t always

perspective that I champion isn’t always so pretty

so pretty

so pretty sometimes parts of the puzzle are ugly

sometimes parts of the puzzle are ugly

sometimes parts of the puzzle are ugly however very important as if by some

however very important as if by some

however very important as if by some force of cosmic serendipity around that

force of cosmic serendipity around that

force of cosmic serendipity around that time in Australia I met the zero-waste

time in Australia I met the zero-waste

time in Australia I met the zero-waste Messiah from pigs heads to profit by way

Messiah from pigs heads to profit by way

Messiah from pigs heads to profit by way of beautiful contrast this chaps name

of beautiful contrast this chaps name

of beautiful contrast this chaps name was Yost Becker he was a huge dutch man

was Yost Becker he was a huge dutch man

was Yost Becker he was a huge dutch man with blond hair and piercing blue eyes

with blond hair and piercing blue eyes

with blond hair and piercing blue eyes and he had this presence you know

and he had this presence you know

and he had this presence you know brilliant people have this remarkable

brilliant people have this remarkable

brilliant people have this remarkable presence It was as if ghosts was from

presence It was as if ghosts was from

presence It was as if ghosts was from the future a future where everything

the future a future where everything

the future a future where everything made more sense a future where they had

made more sense a future where they had

made more sense a future where they had all of the answers everything that you

all of the answers everything that you

all of the answers everything that you did everything they said his actions his

did everything they said his actions his

did everything they said his actions his ideas were so simple yet people couldn’t

ideas were so simple yet people couldn’t

ideas were so simple yet people couldn’t quite catch on

quite catch on

quite catch on they were so radical it was Yost’s

they were so radical it was Yost’s

they were so radical it was Yost’s premonition for a zero-waste restaurant

premonition for a zero-waste restaurant

premonition for a zero-waste restaurant I happened to be there at that time in

I happened to be there at that time in

I happened to be there at that time in place and was lucky enough to be taken

place and was lucky enough to be taken

place and was lucky enough to be taken on board spent

on board spent

on board spent a few years in Australia with Yost

a few years in Australia with Yost

a few years in Australia with Yost working in the genesis of this idea

working in the genesis of this idea

working in the genesis of this idea unfortunately it was my home time

unfortunately it was my home time

unfortunately it was my home time England was beckoning me back it’s been

England was beckoning me back it’s been

England was beckoning me back it’s been a lot of time considering what happened

a lot of time considering what happened

a lot of time considering what happened in Australia knowing that I’d caught a

in Australia knowing that I’d caught a

in Australia knowing that I’d caught a glimpse into the future at least my

glimpse into the future at least my

glimpse into the future at least my future I was on the right path this sexy

future I was on the right path this sexy

future I was on the right path this sexy warehouse door is now the home of silo I

happened upon this beautiful door

happened upon this beautiful door wandering around the streets of Brighton

wandering around the streets of Brighton

wandering around the streets of Brighton as soon as I looked at that door and

as soon as I looked at that door and

as soon as I looked at that door and through the window I knew this was the

through the window I knew this was the

through the window I knew this was the right place now I’d like to share a

right place now I’d like to share a

right place now I’d like to share a quote and it’s a quote which sums up how

quote and it’s a quote which sums up how

quote and it’s a quote which sums up how I see silo what it means to me at its

I see silo what it means to me at its

I see silo what it means to me at its core and it’s a quote from Desmond Tutu

core and it’s a quote from Desmond Tutu

core and it’s a quote from Desmond Tutu and Desmond Desmond said there comes a

and Desmond Desmond said there comes a

and Desmond Desmond said there comes a point where you have to stop pulling

point where you have to stop pulling

point where you have to stop pulling people out of the river only to go

people out of the river only to go

people out of the river only to go upstream to find out why they’re jumping

upstream to find out why they’re jumping

upstream to find out why they’re jumping in silo doesn’t tackle the problem silo

in silo doesn’t tackle the problem silo

in silo doesn’t tackle the problem silo is a means to prevent that problem

is a means to prevent that problem

is a means to prevent that problem forever existing a systemic intervention

forever existing a systemic intervention

forever existing a systemic intervention extracting the DNA of the problem I’m

extracting the DNA of the problem I’m

extracting the DNA of the problem I’m going to stop philosophizing and start

going to stop philosophizing and start

going to stop philosophizing and start explaining how silo works so you have to

explaining how silo works so you have to

explaining how silo works so you have to when you’re trying to avoid having a bin

when you’re trying to avoid having a bin

when you’re trying to avoid having a bin you have to reverse engineer the supply

you have to reverse engineer the supply

you have to reverse engineer the supply chain you have to trade directly with

chain you have to trade directly with

chain you have to trade directly with everything that you need and then

everything that you need and then

everything that you need and then everything comes in in a vessel that can

everything comes in in a vessel that can

everything comes in in a vessel that can endlessly be reused and if it can’t

endlessly be reused and if it can’t

endlessly be reused and if it can’t endlessly be reused

endlessly be reused

endlessly be reused will be completely natural or

will be completely natural or

will be completely natural or biodegradable so the next dilemma is

biodegradable so the next dilemma is

biodegradable so the next dilemma is Whole Foods

Whole Foods

Whole Foods you see Whole Foods is the way we accept

you see Whole Foods is the way we accept

you see Whole Foods is the way we accept ingredients because Whole Foods don’t

ingredients because Whole Foods don’t

ingredients because Whole Foods don’t come processed as soon as processing

come processed as soon as processing

come processed as soon as processing exists so does legislation and laws and

exists so does legislation and laws and

exists so does legislation and laws and confusion

confusion

confusion we are sidestepping that confusion and

we are sidestepping that confusion and

we are sidestepping that confusion and deciding to take the Whole Foods upon

deciding to take the Whole Foods upon

deciding to take the Whole Foods upon ourselves so we mill flour we mill flour

ourselves so we mill flour we mill flour

ourselves so we mill flour we mill flour from whole wheat that comes straight

from whole wheat that comes straight

from whole wheat that comes straight from the farm to create bread we churn

from the farm to create bread we churn

from the farm to create bread we churn butter we roll votes we ferment food we

butter we roll votes we ferment food we

butter we roll votes we ferment food we turn milk into cheese and yogurt now

turn milk into cheese and yogurt now

turn milk into cheese and yogurt now lastly when when all is said and done

lastly when when all is said and done

lastly when when all is said and done and we’re eating this food eventually

and we’re eating this food eventually

and we’re eating this food eventually there will be waste but silo all of that

there will be waste but silo all of that

there will be waste but silo all of that waste is organic now the organic waste

waste is organic now the organic waste

waste is organic now the organic waste that we don’t eat is eaten by Bertha

that we don’t eat is eaten by Bertha

that we don’t eat is eaten by Bertha birth there is a closed loop organics

birth there is a closed loop organics

birth there is a closed loop organics compost machine she’s anaerobic digester

compost machine she’s anaerobic digester

compost machine she’s anaerobic digester that can turn up to sixty kilos of

that can turn up to sixty kilos of

that can turn up to sixty kilos of organic waste into compost in just one

organic waste into compost in just one

organic waste into compost in just one day so to simply conclude everything

day so to simply conclude everything

day so to simply conclude everything that comes into silo is packaged free or

that comes into silo is packaged free or

that comes into silo is packaged free or natural and then everything that doesn’t

natural and then everything that doesn’t

natural and then everything that doesn’t go into our bellies goes into the belly

go into our bellies goes into the belly

go into our bellies goes into the belly of Bertha very simple now before this

of Bertha very simple now before this

of Bertha very simple now before this story gets too fluffy

story gets too fluffy

story gets too fluffy maybe romantic I want to I want to bring

maybe romantic I want to I want to bring

maybe romantic I want to I want to bring it back down to earth a little bit there

it back down to earth a little bit there

it back down to earth a little bit there isn’t a day that silo where something

isn’t a day that silo where something

isn’t a day that silo where something doesn’t go horribly wrong

doesn’t go horribly wrong

doesn’t go horribly wrong there isn’t a week where I don’t find my

there isn’t a week where I don’t find my

there isn’t a week where I don’t find my head in my hands a great man want

head in my hands a great man want

head in my hands a great man want said when you open a business or a

said when you open a business or a

said when you open a business or a company that is innovative it’s like

company that is innovative it’s like

company that is innovative it’s like chewing on glass and staring into the

chewing on glass and staring into the

chewing on glass and staring into the abyss if anything I say today inspires

abyss if anything I say today inspires

abyss if anything I say today inspires you know this progress is messy

you know this progress is messy

you know this progress is messy we humans have an irrational fear of the

we humans have an irrational fear of the

we humans have an irrational fear of the unknown terrified of what we don’t

unknown terrified of what we don’t

unknown terrified of what we don’t understand as soon as you become

understand as soon as you become

understand as soon as you become different you’re a target do I sound

different you’re a target do I sound

different you’re a target do I sound extreme talking about a restaurant this

extreme talking about a restaurant this

extreme talking about a restaurant this may be an extreme try putting everything

may be an extreme try putting everything

may be an extreme try putting everything that you believe in on a bull’s eye only

that you believe in on a bull’s eye only

that you believe in on a bull’s eye only to see it get shot at again and again

to see it get shot at again and again

to see it get shot at again and again and again so to lighten the lighten the

and again so to lighten the lighten the

and again so to lighten the lighten the tone when you trading with this farmer

tone when you trading with this farmer

tone when you trading with this farmer and you’re receiving his or her grain or

and you’re receiving his or her grain or

and you’re receiving his or her grain or milk your relationship to food changes

milk your relationship to food changes

milk your relationship to food changes very quickly

very quickly

very quickly it was insisting upon this model of

it was insisting upon this model of

it was insisting upon this model of having no bin where I realized something

having no bin where I realized something

having no bin where I realized something we were outside of the industrial sphere

now when you’re on the outside of

now when you’re on the outside of something for so long you can see that

something for so long you can see that

something for so long you can see that thing for what it really is you can see

thing for what it really is you can see

thing for what it really is you can see it for its flaws now there’s a name for

it for its flaws now there’s a name for

it for its flaws now there’s a name for people that oppose industrial progress a

people that oppose industrial progress a

people that oppose industrial progress a Luddite I don’t consider myself a

Luddite I don’t consider myself a

Luddite I don’t consider myself a Luddite though I do think it’s very very

Luddite though I do think it’s very very

Luddite though I do think it’s very very important to highlight that process

important to highlight that process

important to highlight that process industrial food is not alive we however

industrial food is not alive we however

industrial food is not alive we however are alive

are alive

are alive we’re on a planet which is alive doesn’t

we’re on a planet which is alive doesn’t

we’re on a planet which is alive doesn’t make sense to eat food which is dead now

make sense to eat food which is dead now

make sense to eat food which is dead now industrialism is a brilliant idea

industrialism is a brilliant idea

industrialism is a brilliant idea so is capitalism the problem with both

so is capitalism the problem with both

so is capitalism the problem with both of both of these things peas in a pod is

of both of these things peas in a pod is

of both of these things peas in a pod is greed when greed enters the equation the

greed when greed enters the equation the

greed when greed enters the equation the system fails now there’s a there’s an

system fails now there’s a there’s an

system fails now there’s a there’s an expression you can’t see the wood for

expression you can’t see the wood for

expression you can’t see the wood for the trees I feel like we were in the

the trees I feel like we were in the

the trees I feel like we were in the woods and then by default by having this

woods and then by default by having this

woods and then by default by having this limitation we left the wood only to turn

limitation we left the wood only to turn

limitation we left the wood only to turn around and see the wood was on fire now

around and see the wood was on fire now

around and see the wood was on fire now why am I telling you all of this I’m

why am I telling you all of this I’m

why am I telling you all of this I’m telling you this because this is the

telling you this because this is the

telling you this because this is the bigger picture this is the wood ablaze

bigger picture this is the wood ablaze

bigger picture this is the wood ablaze it’s the industrialism of food that is

it’s the industrialism of food that is

it’s the industrialism of food that is making a Zil furthermore it’s making the

making a Zil furthermore it’s making the

making a Zil furthermore it’s making the planet ill it’s this detachment from

planet ill it’s this detachment from

planet ill it’s this detachment from people to nature that creates apathy now

people to nature that creates apathy now

people to nature that creates apathy now when your back is turned on nature your

when your back is turned on nature your

when your back is turned on nature your value of food of nature changes food

value of food of nature changes food

value of food of nature changes food becomes expendable it’s a commodity like

becomes expendable it’s a commodity like

becomes expendable it’s a commodity like I said before this is why waste exists I

have a have a theory of hacking

have a have a theory of hacking perspective and it’s simple it’s

perspective and it’s simple it’s

perspective and it’s simple it’s insisting that your mind sees things

insisting that your mind sees things

insisting that your mind sees things differently I call this idea a careful

differently I call this idea a careful

differently I call this idea a careful chaos by not having a bin is forcing

chaos by not having a bin is forcing

chaos by not having a bin is forcing ourselves to see things

ourselves to see things

ourselves to see things differently limitation is a beautiful

differently limitation is a beautiful

differently limitation is a beautiful thing

thing

thing it’s the limitation that we create for

it’s the limitation that we create for

it’s the limitation that we create for ourselves so not having a bin is like

ourselves so not having a bin is like

ourselves so not having a bin is like going through one door but when you go

going through one door but when you go

going through one door but when you go through that door there’s ten more doors

through that door there’s ten more doors

through that door there’s ten more doors and this limitation should be embraced

and this limitation should be embraced

and this limitation should be embraced we certainly do silo has become a

we certainly do silo has become a

we certainly do silo has become a creative powerhouse through this

creative powerhouse through this

creative powerhouse through this limitation this plate is made out of

limitation this plate is made out of

limitation this plate is made out of waste plastic bags now if you look at

waste plastic bags now if you look at

waste plastic bags now if you look at waste plastic bags as waste then that’s

waste plastic bags as waste then that’s

waste plastic bags as waste then that’s what it will always be but if you find

what it will always be but if you find

what it will always be but if you find those very small beer joules of

those very small beer joules of

those very small beer joules of potential you may see something

potential you may see something

potential you may see something different you may see a form you may

different you may see a form you may

different you may see a form you may even see beauty I’d like to think of

even see beauty I’d like to think of

even see beauty I’d like to think of this plate as a as a symbol symbols a

this plate as a as a symbol symbols a

this plate as a as a symbol symbols a strong word but I really do for

strong word but I really do for

strong word but I really do for something which really represents this

something which really represents this

something which really represents this ideology waste is a failure of the

ideology waste is a failure of the

ideology waste is a failure of the imagination this is uh this is my

imagination this is uh this is my

imagination this is uh this is my favorite villain I’m not talking about

favorite villain I’m not talking about

favorite villain I’m not talking about the the forager but what he’s holding

the the forager but what he’s holding

the the forager but what he’s holding this is Japanese knotweed according to

this is Japanese knotweed according to

this is Japanese knotweed according to the Internet’s Japanese knotweed is the

the Internet’s Japanese knotweed is the

the Internet’s Japanese knotweed is the world’s most invasive plant if you look

world’s most invasive plant if you look

world’s most invasive plant if you look at this terrorist you’ll only see a

at this terrorist you’ll only see a

at this terrorist you’ll only see a problem but when you shift your

problem but when you shift your

problem but when you shift your perspective you will see this plant is

perspective you will see this plant is

perspective you will see this plant is delicious in the spring it’s tender it’s

delicious in the spring it’s tender it’s

delicious in the spring it’s tender it’s bright and acidic it’s multifunctional

bright and acidic it’s multifunctional

bright and acidic it’s multifunctional you can eat it raw you can cook it you

you can eat it raw you can cook it you

you can eat it raw you can cook it you can pick lit you can brine it do it

can pick lit you can brine it do it

can pick lit you can brine it do it they want whatever you want with it we

they want whatever you want with it we

they want whatever you want with it we turned them into canapes this was in

turned them into canapes this was in

turned them into canapes this was in spring and we cooked the young tender

spring and we cooked the young tender

spring and we cooked the young tender shoots which are hollow inside like

shoots which are hollow inside like

shoots which are hollow inside like bamboo and we stuffed it with a raw

bamboo and we stuffed it with a raw

bamboo and we stuffed it with a raw sheep’s milk sheep’s cheese mousse with

sheep’s milk sheep’s cheese mousse with

sheep’s milk sheep’s cheese mousse with some wild garlic and you ate them and it

some wild garlic and you ate them and it

some wild garlic and you ate them and it was all roaring it was completely divine

was all roaring it was completely divine

was all roaring it was completely divine and then with a shorter thinner stems we

and then with a shorter thinner stems we

and then with a shorter thinner stems we made straws and then through this

made straws and then through this

made straws and then through this process there was a lot of waste bearing

process there was a lot of waste bearing

process there was a lot of waste bearing in mind that this plant itself was not

in mind that this plant itself was not

in mind that this plant itself was not only waste but an invader a problem so

only waste but an invader a problem so

only waste but an invader a problem so we were eating the problem and through

we were eating the problem and through

we were eating the problem and through these preparations

these preparations

these preparations I’ve highlighters there was a lot of

I’ve highlighters there was a lot of

I’ve highlighters there was a lot of waste lots of bits and bobs and in true

waste lots of bits and bobs and in true

waste lots of bits and bobs and in true silo fashion we we looked at it and said

silo fashion we we looked at it and said

silo fashion we we looked at it and said ah we could do this so we pickle brine

ah we could do this so we pickle brine

ah we could do this so we pickle brine all of the trim cut him into small

all of the trim cut him into small

all of the trim cut him into small little chunks and then we had it we had

little chunks and then we had it we had

little chunks and then we had it we had these little chunks of pickle brine

these little chunks of pickle brine

these little chunks of pickle brine Japanese knotweed and they were salty

Japanese knotweed and they were salty

Japanese knotweed and they were salty and sweet and delicious and sour kind of

and sweet and delicious and sour kind of

and sweet and delicious and sour kind of like some olives that you know olives

like some olives that you know olives

like some olives that you know olives were what sprang to mind when we tasted

were what sprang to mind when we tasted

were what sprang to mind when we tasted this product and are we starting in okay

this product and are we starting in okay

this product and are we starting in okay well what could we use this for what do

well what could we use this for what do

well what could we use this for what do we you what would we use and olive for

we you what would we use and olive for

we you what would we use and olive for and then we thought about how what about

and then we thought about how what about

and then we thought about how what about a martini yeah instead of a hell if we

a martini yeah instead of a hell if we

a martini yeah instead of a hell if we can put pickled Japanese knotweed so so

can put pickled Japanese knotweed so so

can put pickled Japanese knotweed so so yeah introducing the world’s most

yeah introducing the world’s most

yeah introducing the world’s most invasive martini yeah this is all year

invasive martini yeah this is all year

invasive martini yeah this is all year round it’s a nice aperitif to start the

round it’s a nice aperitif to start the

round it’s a nice aperitif to start the meal using that beautiful invader now

meal using that beautiful invader now

meal using that beautiful invader now one day this is a one of my more

one day this is a one of my more

one day this is a one of my more abstract ideas one day I was

abstract ideas one day I was

abstract ideas one day I was sleep-deprived delirious staring into

sleep-deprived delirious staring into

sleep-deprived delirious staring into this compost wondering how it could

this compost wondering how it could

this compost wondering how it could smell so citrusy

when I discovered that the Brewers we

when I discovered that the Brewers we have a brewery brilliant

have a brewery brilliant

have a brewery brilliant gallant bunch of lads that make all of

gallant bunch of lads that make all of

gallant bunch of lads that make all of our drinks and bring them in

our drinks and bring them in

our drinks and bring them in reusable kegs and they had deposited 60

reusable kegs and they had deposited 60

reusable kegs and they had deposited 60 kilos of organic lemon waste into Bertha

kilos of organic lemon waste into Bertha

kilos of organic lemon waste into Bertha it looks to me like compost but it

it looks to me like compost but it

it looks to me like compost but it smells like lemon and interestingly to

smells like lemon and interestingly to

smells like lemon and interestingly to note this lemon hood was like the third

note this lemon hood was like the third

note this lemon hood was like the third layer of waste

layer of waste

layer of waste they had intercepted which means the

they had intercepted which means the

they had intercepted which means the lemons were rejected from the

lemons were rejected from the

lemons were rejected from the supermarket for superficial reasons so

supermarket for superficial reasons so

supermarket for superficial reasons so they had stopped it from going to

they had stopped it from going to

they had stopped it from going to landfill from to waste they then made a

landfill from to waste they then made a

landfill from to waste they then made a phenomenal batch of lemonade or whatever

phenomenal batch of lemonade or whatever

phenomenal batch of lemonade or whatever it was they were making and then scratch

it was they were making and then scratch

it was they were making and then scratch it a scattered it all so we were

it a scattered it all so we were

it a scattered it all so we were receiving third layer of waste of lemons

receiving third layer of waste of lemons

receiving third layer of waste of lemons and then putting it into into Bertha and

and then putting it into into Bertha and

and then putting it into into Bertha and maybe it’s because of the sleep

maybe it’s because of the sleep

maybe it’s because of the sleep deprivation

deprivation

deprivation maybe I’m just I was just thinking

maybe I’m just I was just thinking

maybe I’m just I was just thinking outside the box that day but it made

outside the box that day but it made

outside the box that day but it made sense to cook these carrots that I had

sense to cook these carrots that I had

sense to cook these carrots that I had that day in the compost which which

that day in the compost which which

that day in the compost which which sounds crazy so this was this was the

sounds crazy so this was this was the

sounds crazy so this was this was the sixty kilos of organic lemon waste going

sixty kilos of organic lemon waste going

sixty kilos of organic lemon waste going into Bertha and then just 24 hours later

into Bertha and then just 24 hours later

into Bertha and then just 24 hours later when that lemon weight had broke down

when that lemon weight had broke down

when that lemon weight had broke down into into her compost we had lemony

into into her compost we had lemony

into into her compost we had lemony compost which then we baked these

compost which then we baked these

compost which then we baked these carrots in now as obscure as this is

these carrots tasted of lemon it was the

these carrots tasted of lemon it was the best kind of lemon it was beautiful and

best kind of lemon it was beautiful and

best kind of lemon it was beautiful and elegant and fragrant and bright but not

elegant and fragrant and bright but not

elegant and fragrant and bright but not too acidic you had this natural

too acidic you had this natural

too acidic you had this natural sweetness from this carrot this

sweetness from this carrot this

sweetness from this carrot this this actually turned into a dish and

this actually turned into a dish and

this actually turned into a dish and this dish I served at a an event which

this dish I served at a an event which

this dish I served at a an event which without any question was the most

without any question was the most

without any question was the most important event of my life I was cooking

important event of my life I was cooking

important event of my life I was cooking this dish for my my hero

so I’m not saying that cooking carrots

so I’m not saying that cooking carrots in compost is the the answer to life’s

in compost is the the answer to life’s

in compost is the the answer to life’s problems however maybe a shift in

problems however maybe a shift in

problems however maybe a shift in perspective might reveal some of those

perspective might reveal some of those

perspective might reveal some of those answers with a problem like waste you

answers with a problem like waste you

answers with a problem like waste you can look too closely at it what I’m

can look too closely at it what I’m

can look too closely at it what I’m suggesting is to take a step back and to

suggesting is to take a step back and to

suggesting is to take a step back and to see the bigger picture we’ve designed

see the bigger picture we’ve designed

see the bigger picture we’ve designed waste into this world and I believe in

waste into this world and I believe in

waste into this world and I believe in fact I’m certain we can design waste out

fact I’m certain we can design waste out

fact I’m certain we can design waste out again thank you

again thank you

again thank you [Applause]

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