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hello there 40 years ago I

born November 19, 2016

I was attending the conference ted x of

la rochelle following this conference

I went home to upset

what i screwed but key

gold waters that aristide who kidding

Wait, you were back in

car you’re one to disconnect your

brain you rolled you did the trick

the door has gone into the pockets

usually inside but

remote control but then I had to

gilles ouimet of my keys paul how much

many times I told you not to jump on

the sofa paul you go down jules you

can continue it’s super darling

darling i’m upset the sheriff or

is it is I’m starting to doubt

that things are clear you have me

left a message but if I have not

answered it’s because I was

busy it’s really important that you

doubts everything and intuition you listen to them

Too much darling it was the same

yet heterosexuality

thankfully I put the package on

troops in the garden I tell you

not the galley body listens to these

problems there may pass after the

revelation I had tonight I was at

tmx de la rochelle you talk about your

bullshit there you spend your time in

meeting it’s not a meeting these are

inspiring conference

people spend the day there in

the water while the weather is nice outside and

who could walk around they think

that they will change the world by staying

the ass on a chair to listen to a

meeting like that of people who

tells stuff for fifteen and

twenty eight you can figure me and me

it made me want to do big things

things huh what for example

like what I do not know it turns out that

since I was born and I have nothing

did i realized anything this time l

garden shed and superb at the bottom of the

garden

it’s not even me who does it

asked a craftsman because I know

not plant nails but we can not

change the world listen nicolas hulot

came home last night he we

said it and it’s not worth you

pack like that you change nothing

but maybe nicolas hulot he has

wrong in any case me it gave me

want to achieve great things

here you are, you will not stop me from

to do but I do not intend if

that’s what you want to do and bar

following road

I will start right away I will

give me a physical challenge

finally my darling you have never been able

wear a piece over 3 kg

you must have wanted to go

hike the biggest race you

did it was 30 meters for a

fit the shelter say the wii well but

there I felt wings growing

to play in then too bad I walk

until the port I ‘ll be the first man

to swim from La Rochelle to New York

that’s not too late because

the mud will be cold to a little boy

one day took his scooter to ride

to the top of the himalaya I see you

go like that to the edge and I

Say you surely miss something

did you think about weeding

your brain no I thought doing that

after that are you ready to do

this trip when you get back from this

trip you will be able to wash yourself with

half a glass of water you no longer partiras

never on picnic will you go and hop

you will invite yourself to the people who are

eating even if they have nothing

request

are you ready to come back as

This, yes

if in the depths of your heart you are not

ready so do not go but if you are

ready at the bottom of your heart 37 asparagus

I will ask a vital question

yes you will only answer me when you

will be returned by that she wishes you

you eat it and

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I am relaxed more relaxed

concrete and china purse gold young age

right head wear and young age you have

want to vomit these current standards badly

of sea swallows all your mii to brac game

head is very slow

sordo no you walk on the sand you are

beautiful think Paul you’re ready I’m

already in new york

yes he had to do and see houston

crime lagos and shanghai but new york

it works

welcome thank you good trip excuse me

you do not have to take off your hat

it was good for him excuse me sir

jean pierre I’m blocking you 12

block 12 to I do not know here I you

are on the 42nd at the corner with queen

street

it’s completely fascinated to

whenever I ask this question

to the kind of knowing where the block is

12 yes 76.31% of people have the answer

the rest do not have it and 0 8% do not know

not even read a map you come

from where it would be too complicated of you

answer in the most confidence to my

intuitions from the beginning

I am a math teacher you are a teacher

math

that’s fine because

when I was young my students maps

and oma 3 cos and since I always

a handkerchief in the middle is a gift but

to see are boundless

I you are more at

the interior of which I will tell you

you really like your dirty shoes

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as an issue I see there I am looking to

cut this son who connects me to my

culture to better understand you takes

those spears you see here it’s a

card of life you launched it

action-reaction its fallout have you seen

yeah you learn and it’s not always

like that in life you can launch

will advance champions but beware I

am in box 54 as well say that if you

do 4 in the name the box with the head of

dead I come back at the beginning he exactly

but here you can leave the city

launches I run first where I wait that

you gave me a board started 1.6

welcome to 15 60

you said that mathematics

was the answer

wow you are a mathematician I am

more than that

I am pythagoras you are the real

pythagoras or so whoever catches all

the evenings for over 600 years and yes

my man not what we’ve shown

gems stuff like

that but the truth is the

mathematics for the rest of your

course

you’re going to count everything and 960 by nine hundred

sixty nine hundred and sixty nine hundred

sixty nine hundred sixty thousand nine

one hundred and sixty-nine to the end all

right you will meet people on your way

who will need help

yes that’s it your very helps lettuce

will help you yourself and yes since the

I start trying to achieve

great things but not sometimes he

just start with his world done

call theo terrorist and you know

drive amiens

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this is the first person he stops

and for two days we arrived in

interest person or the gall

people still seems to hover

as well as they say and the people they are

really not nice hello yes sorry

excuse me I’m sorry I’ll know

to warn you

we are we are we are at

new in France we make the bise

but it must seem a little

weird I took a trip and

I cut myself off from my culture so I

account that it’s complicated for you

understood nothing to what he actually said

that’s when you want to ask yourself

his crates that if you could go to

the next step if we could go to

the next step is its rise in

the car is very nice in principle

it’s not dangerous on average people

they go from point a to point b in

average we arrive at approximately

destination but we did not

presented did not know the name

wicked you will then zik full

I am a damian to me too, my name is

damien it’s true my name is daniel

ambert

I too was a sister who

is called marion lambert

yes I have a sister named Mario

lambert sealed when they

had my father’s car

it’s not Bernard lambert and if your

glasses you live in the xiii

unlock the 14th house in Tokyo but

yes then we know we are

fresh

but yes now I remember and

yes me too but what are you doing

the

you know not recognized you left

to push the beard I left since so

for a long time that I made

research

I’m doing research since everything

time I think I have the answer

answer my questions yes of what

color is the cardboard to exclude a

white player what color and the

john you can take a ted session

red

of what color and the communist party

red

what does a blood vampire drink

no it does not work i’m still looking for i

do not find so I’m sorry I

will be i’m going to look again yes

go home I’ll be

hassle here it’s 17 minutes

you are parked in the same place we have

very precise protocols the

procedure it is 12 of the atari town hall

to stay there for more than 15 minutes

so if I like you very much it’s going

not be possible to stay longer

long time

I’m sorry we’re trying to argue

shit it was not working we all

defaults you leave but I sleep the

public service all my heart and that

does not change anything in my life and the

212 form

no I do not have the form but 212

very low form 212 then you me

follow

no in prison everything is a standard done

not play you here please but

this is how we treat people

people now exactly at voo foot

in cell with the worst terrorists of

the earth is simple they are called

all paul

example unbearable we have

bred like shit the ravages of

80% stressful education and

negative

when I was little my hand is even

been all the time how the slut

lol you are going to morfler my good soul because

that I warn you in this cell

it’s really shit a little boy

once managed to escape from a

cell by eating the bars with

teeth he managed to evacuate

his whole family any study

I am in the cell Farsi

it’s good here it’s the worst

prison of the world

yes I love it

wait excuse us but it stinks

plus it’s the best chip the cride to

I love great there are really kidneys

and all well yeah actually we have we have

that to eat yeah I believe that

it’s the best day of my life

excuse me we put ducks for

eat the raptors that it fertilize

floor

we will work in project mode we will

get out of this cell

okay it will be a little sad because

than without that – shit but but so much

udder must go through it but not

are really great things

I mean there are people who move

wherever there are small projects

who are born here or there are

teachers doing things

great I am myself father of

two kids going to a school and

I say to myself all the time is what I

leave them at school and that’s what I

send them around the world

yes pons wash with a bottle of water

m pap is what screwed up to

what are you looking for here b1

you think I want to 90 years

to make me shit again write

books with me prefer to leave

because it’s the mother from elsewhere

was waiting no you’re going to find a

exit you’re almost done it’s the ultimate

test

oh yes it is true the test of the woman

turning

no longer do not trust

your brain of America tells you

bullshit I know I’ll make this

smart computer so that they

solve the problem too complex

for my brain of humans in

Bravo effect I was turning in the direction of

Clockwise

but that was not the question I

wanted shoes

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this is the end of my lecture

ted

I hope you too at your level

which dead choose a target

start small step by small step you

have the power to change the world

it starts with going to take a

cocktail at the exit of saw ted I know

that you are not really there

since we are in 2056

if what I said at the beginning of this

restitution is true and you are not

not there since you’ve all been

replaced by computers and that

you are at the beach so then at

all who from their smartphone

graft to their hand is watching me

look at you feel your throbbing 200

bicycles vibrate boom pow pow is

now lifted you dearly ever or and

because it’s the end then lifted you put

you standing

send the music it’s the tango waltz

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