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What does “the” Arab of Monaco and security have in common? | Hassan Moukfi | TEDxMonteCarlo


so we are really doing this we are going

so we are really doing this we are going to have this TEDx conference on Security

to have this TEDx conference on Security

to have this TEDx conference on Security with me and that doesn’t bother you at

with me and that doesn’t bother you at

with me and that doesn’t bother you at all

all

all I mean this is about security and this

I mean this is about security and this

I mean this is about security and this is asking me he has an Naqvi to come and

is asking me he has an Naqvi to come and

is asking me he has an Naqvi to come and give a talk in English just me

give a talk in English just me

give a talk in English just me you still don’t see the issue by Manabe

you still don’t see the issue by Manabe

you still don’t see the issue by Manabe have a CI menara we’re the Arab of

have a CI menara we’re the Arab of

have a CI menara we’re the Arab of Monaco my father is not my mother is not

Monaco my father is not my mother is not

Monaco my father is not my mother is not happy – my father Moses was already one

happy – my father Moses was already one

happy – my father Moses was already one himself so it’s like a family thing so

himself so it’s like a family thing so

himself so it’s like a family thing so let’s be clear and say each once and for

let’s be clear and say each once and for

let’s be clear and say each once and for all all Adam Simha has some demonic Oh

all all Adam Simha has some demonic Oh

all all Adam Simha has some demonic Oh relax madam no it’s going to be fine

relax madam no it’s going to be fine

relax madam no it’s going to be fine you can stop clinging to your bags

you can stop clinging to your bags

you can stop clinging to your bags rights Monaco and I have the same one

rights Monaco and I have the same one

rights Monaco and I have the same one Gucci Gucci yeah

so if you want to make a link between

so if you want to make a link between security and one Arab good luck there is

security and one Arab good luck there is

security and one Arab good luck there is none but between insecurity and one Arab

none but between insecurity and one Arab

none but between insecurity and one Arab yeah there is much everyone today talked

yeah there is much everyone today talked

yeah there is much everyone today talked about security we are all against

about security we are all against

about security we are all against insecurity but for you am i insecurity

you fighting against me you’re all

you fighting against me you’re all against me I feel lonely I need friends

against me I feel lonely I need friends

against me I feel lonely I need friends and his friends please any other Arabs

and his friends please any other Arabs

and his friends please any other Arabs in this room put your hands up now

in this room put your hands up now

in this room put your hands up now not from Dubai it doesn’t count sorry

okay someone with a criminal record who

okay someone with a criminal record who robbed a bank

robbed a bank

robbed a bank stole a scooter

stole a scooter

stole a scooter no even bubblegum someone who cheat at

no even bubblegum someone who cheat at

no even bubblegum someone who cheat at poker liar

poker liar

poker liar come on well me neither but for some I’m

come on well me neither but for some I’m

come on well me neither but for some I’m a real tag we Arab we have a real

a real tag we Arab we have a real

a real tag we Arab we have a real credibility problem but me as a tag

credibility problem but me as a tag

credibility problem but me as a tag really can you imagine I could be a tag

really can you imagine I could be a tag

really can you imagine I could be a tag from the ghetto you know like the Bronx

from the ghetto you know like the Bronx

from the ghetto you know like the Bronx ha the Google ha

ha the Google ha

ha the Google ha blah blah sogni lacunae boo silly but

blah blah sogni lacunae boo silly but

blah blah sogni lacunae boo silly but Monica I’m a tag of Monaco

Monica I’m a tag of Monaco

Monica I’m a tag of Monaco I have a real credibility problem but

I have a real credibility problem but

I have a real credibility problem but you see don’t fit safe ok let’s play

you see don’t fit safe ok let’s play

you see don’t fit safe ok let’s play together what would you what would me

together what would you what would me

together what would you what would me make you Sarah well what could make you

make you Sarah well what could make you

make you Sarah well what could make you feel more secure ok so we’re going to

feel more secure ok so we’re going to

feel more secure ok so we’re going to play together okay just imagine later

play together okay just imagine later

play together okay just imagine later tonight

tonight

tonight you leave the TEDx alone you hand up in

you leave the TEDx alone you hand up in

you leave the TEDx alone you hand up in the dark Street the surveillance camera

the dark Street the surveillance camera

the dark Street the surveillance camera of guanaco have break it down I know

of guanaco have break it down I know

of guanaco have break it down I know it’s not possible please don’t mess with

it’s not possible please don’t mess with

it’s not possible please don’t mess with my show sir thank you

my show sir thank you

my show sir thank you your phone is out of battery this is not

your phone is out of battery this is not

your phone is out of battery this is not a street sorry

a street sorry

a street sorry it’s a dead end there is a black cat

oh it starts raining you know as usual

oh it starts raining you know as usual at this moment which of the following

at this moment which of the following

at this moment which of the following would reassure you picture this one you

would reassure you picture this one you

would reassure you picture this one you can put your hands up this one ha

can put your hands up this one ha

can put your hands up this one ha okay hey come on

okay hey come on

okay hey come on oh you are so predictable yeah he saved

oh you are so predictable yeah he saved

oh you are so predictable yeah he saved lives

lives

lives ah yeah yeah yeah this one I get you

ah yeah yeah yeah this one I get you

ah yeah yeah yeah this one I get you yes here I’m joking

yes here I’m joking

yes here I’m joking this one yeah thank you

this one yeah thank you

this one yeah thank you this one I thought I should look like

this one I thought I should look like

this one I thought I should look like James Bond or Simon Baker on the

James Bond or Simon Baker on the

James Bond or Simon Baker on the Mentalist every time I would like to go

Mentalist every time I would like to go

Mentalist every time I would like to go on stage yeah you are all like my father

on stage yeah you are all like my father

on stage yeah you are all like my father he always said that the most important

he always said that the most important

he always said that the most important things is to be elegant and hang out

things is to be elegant and hang out

things is to be elegant and hang out with the right people that’s the only

with the right people that’s the only

with the right people that’s the only thing that mattered to him Hassan you’ll

thing that mattered to him Hassan you’ll

thing that mattered to him Hassan you’ll need to hang out with the right people

need to hang out with the right people

need to hang out with the right people well people who want to succeed people

well people who want to succeed people

well people who want to succeed people from good families voila Zurich there is

from good families voila Zurich there is

from good families voila Zurich there is no way for me I could befriend with a

no way for me I could befriend with a

no way for me I could befriend with a North African or blacks absolutely no

North African or blacks absolutely no

North African or blacks absolutely no way as if it was not hard enough huh

way as if it was not hard enough huh

way as if it was not hard enough huh North African guys hanging out with

North African guys hanging out with

North African guys hanging out with another African guys huh I mean you you

another African guys huh I mean you you

another African guys huh I mean you you really don’t want to make it in life

really don’t want to make it in life

really don’t want to make it in life what are you going to do with Mohammed

what are you going to do with Mohammed

what are you going to do with Mohammed you’re going to rob a bank huh but daddy

you’re going to rob a bank huh but daddy

you’re going to rob a bank huh but daddy no Mohammed is my best friend what

no Mohammed is my best friend what

no Mohammed is my best friend what Mohammed leave this Mohammed and go do

Mohammed leave this Mohammed and go do

Mohammed leave this Mohammed and go do your homework with Pierre Emanuel but

your homework with Pierre Emanuel but

your homework with Pierre Emanuel but daddy Mohammed is the first of the class

daddy Mohammed is the first of the class

daddy Mohammed is the first of the class mahaki he cheats that’s all

mahaki he cheats that’s all

mahaki he cheats that’s all tre Emanuel he works hard that’s the

tre Emanuel he works hard that’s the

tre Emanuel he works hard that’s the only right things to do

only right things to do

only right things to do can you imagine the cliche in which I

can you imagine the cliche in which I

can you imagine the cliche in which I grew up no no this is too much

grew up no no this is too much

grew up no no this is too much I’m joking

I’m joking

I’m joking the that couldn’t be happened this could

the that couldn’t be happened this could

the that couldn’t be happened this could be there’s good our free agents now I

be there’s good our free agents now I

be there’s good our free agents now I mean in 2017 all people moved on we all

mean in 2017 all people moved on we all

mean in 2017 all people moved on we all involved okay no more prejudice against

involved okay no more prejudice against

involved okay no more prejudice against the Arab yeah and I can prove it

the Arab yeah and I can prove it

the Arab yeah and I can prove it Imogene you bought your flight

Imogene you bought your flight

Imogene you bought your flight okay you look at the guys who’s coming

okay you look at the guys who’s coming

okay you look at the guys who’s coming to sit next to you

to sit next to you

to sit next to you ah it’s an Arab we’ve a long and

ah it’s an Arab we’ve a long and

ah it’s an Arab we’ve a long and beautiful beard he wears a jacket you

beautiful beard he wears a jacket you

beautiful beard he wears a jacket you know all bombers and we have a large and

know all bombers and we have a large and

know all bombers and we have a large and AV back how do you feel safe and secure

AV back how do you feel safe and secure

AV back how do you feel safe and secure thank you my name is Ethan

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