ladies and gentlemen I’m Bret Reynolds and I just majorly screwed up everybody
and I just majorly screwed up everybody
and I just majorly screwed up everybody okay everybody wait who would have
okay everybody wait who would have
okay everybody wait who would have thought a simple change of phone number
thought a simple change of phone number
thought a simple change of phone number could cause so many problems you
could cause so many problems you
could cause so many problems you actually thought that you could use my
actually thought that you could use my
actually thought that you could use my old number and pretend to be me for your
old number and pretend to be me for your
old number and pretend to be me for your own personal game
own personal game
own personal game you’re more on the rides over Brett yeah
you’re more on the rides over Brett yeah
you’re more on the rides over Brett yeah you’re on your own pal to fully
you’re on your own pal to fully
you’re on your own pal to fully understand the pickle I got myself into
understand the pickle I got myself into
understand the pickle I got myself into I think we should start from the
I think we should start from the
I think we should start from the beginning that lets a sizzle rific game
beginning that lets a sizzle rific game
beginning that lets a sizzle rific game one joining me now is the st. ofstuff Oh
give me a new phone
give me a new phone please illegal number tomorrow when you
please illegal number tomorrow when you
please illegal number tomorrow when you go job hunting in the city I want you to
go job hunting in the city I want you to
go job hunting in the city I want you to get a new phone and a new number oh my
get a new phone and a new number oh my
get a new phone and a new number oh my god fix your phone into the system
god fix your phone into the system
god fix your phone into the system untraceable
untraceable
untraceable I just reach a sign another that one do
I just reach a sign another that one do
I just reach a sign another that one do you realize the type of text that came
you realize the type of text that came
you realize the type of text that came into that number on a daily basis I say
into that number on a daily basis I say
into that number on a daily basis I say we go that’s because you’re stoned and
we go that’s because you’re stoned and
we go that’s because you’re stoned and stupid I say we return the phone what
stupid I say we return the phone what
stupid I say we return the phone what come on yo this is like the hottest club
come on yo this is like the hottest club
come on yo this is like the hottest club in town who struck gold take advantage
in town who struck gold take advantage
in town who struck gold take advantage of the access
don’t lose my number not a chance do you
don’t lose my number not a chance do you have to respond city tax and keep it
have to respond city tax and keep it
have to respond city tax and keep it going you just got a text from a car
going you just got a text from a car
going you just got a text from a car dealer offering to let him test drive
dealer offering to let him test drive
dealer offering to let him test drive the new Bentley V Oh a black man driving
the new Bentley V Oh a black man driving
the new Bentley V Oh a black man driving a Bentley I am going the speed limit for
a Bentley I am going the speed limit for
a Bentley I am going the speed limit for the first time in my life everything’s
the first time in my life everything’s
the first time in my life everything’s falling into place his name is Bret
falling into place his name is Bret
falling into place his name is Bret Reynolds nice honorable I love my phone
well I can’t bother taking down friends
well I can’t bother taking down friends Reynolds sometimes rules you gotta get
Reynolds sometimes rules you gotta get
Reynolds sometimes rules you gotta get broken we’re adults I’m gonna kill you
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