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down our picks for the top 10 funniest award show speeches first of all
award show speeches first of all
award show speeches first of all comedians don’t need awards awards are
comedians don’t need awards awards are
comedians don’t need awards awards are for people that are looking for work
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this list we’re looking at celebrities
this list we’re looking at celebrities who brought their comedy a game to the
who brought their comedy a game to the
who brought their comedy a game to the trophy scene the awards themselves don’t
trophy scene the awards themselves don’t
trophy scene the awards themselves don’t matter here since this is all about the
matter here since this is all about the
matter here since this is all about the speeches also I don’t know if I’d be
speeches also I don’t know if I’d be
speeches also I don’t know if I’d be standing here today if it wasn’t for my
standing here today if it wasn’t for my
standing here today if it wasn’t for my shop teacher mr. no fingers too big
shop teacher mr. no fingers too big
shop teacher mr. no fingers too big thumbs up to you buddy
thumbs up to you buddy
thumbs up to you buddy number 10 Sacha Baron Cohen the 64th
number 10 Sacha Baron Cohen the 64th
number 10 Sacha Baron Cohen the 64th Golden Globe Awards known for creating
Golden Globe Awards known for creating
Golden Globe Awards known for creating controversial and very provocative
controversial and very provocative
controversial and very provocative caricatures this English comedy star won
caricatures this English comedy star won
caricatures this English comedy star won a Golden Globe for his performance as
a Golden Globe for his performance as
a Golden Globe for his performance as Borat Baron Cohen then spent the better
Borat Baron Cohen then spent the better
Borat Baron Cohen then spent the better part of two minutes reminiscing about a
part of two minutes reminiscing about a
part of two minutes reminiscing about a particularly intimate fight scene he
particularly intimate fight scene he
particularly intimate fight scene he shared with his co-star can dub etn I
shared with his co-star can dub etn I
shared with his co-star can dub etn I saw some dark parts of America an ugly
saw some dark parts of America an ugly
saw some dark parts of America an ugly side of America a side of America that
side of America a side of America that
side of America a side of America that rarely sees the light of day I refer of
rarely sees the light of day I refer of
rarely sees the light of day I refer of course to the anus and testicles of my
course to the anus and testicles of my
course to the anus and testicles of my co-star kind of issue Baron Cohen
co-star kind of issue Baron Cohen
co-star kind of issue Baron Cohen highlighted this physical interaction
highlighted this physical interaction
highlighted this physical interaction for his victory has nothing screams
for his victory has nothing screams
for his victory has nothing screams award winner like having another actors
award winner like having another actors
award winner like having another actors wrinkly Golden Globes shoved in your
wrinkly Golden Globes shoved in your
wrinkly Golden Globes shoved in your face and I stared down and saw your two
face and I stared down and saw your two
face and I stared down and saw your two wrinkled golden globes on my chin
wrinkled golden globes on my chin
wrinkled golden globes on my chin I thought to myself I better win a
I thought to myself I better win a
I thought to myself I better win a bloody award for this Hey after going
bloody award for this Hey after going
bloody award for this Hey after going through all that humiliation both
through all that humiliation both
through all that humiliation both baron-cohen and of each and earned their
baron-cohen and of each and earned their
baron-cohen and of each and earned their moment in the spotlight
moment in the spotlight
moment in the spotlight number nine Jim Carrey the 8th MTV Movie
number nine Jim Carrey the 8th MTV Movie
number nine Jim Carrey the 8th MTV Movie Awards with a filmography including the
Awards with a filmography including the
Awards with a filmography including the mask and Ace Ventura the beloved
mask and Ace Ventura the beloved
mask and Ace Ventura the beloved comedian brought his brand of wacky
comedian brought his brand of wacky
comedian brought his brand of wacky physical comedy to MTV ceremony oh and
physical comedy to MTV ceremony oh and
physical comedy to MTV ceremony oh and in case I don’t see you good afternoon
in case I don’t see you good afternoon
in case I don’t see you good afternoon good evening and good night winning best
good evening and good night winning best
good evening and good night winning best male performer for The Truman Show
male performer for The Truman Show
male performer for The Truman Show ironically one of his more serious roles
ironically one of his more serious roles
ironically one of his more serious roles Kerry showed up dressed as a Jim
Kerry showed up dressed as a Jim
Kerry showed up dressed as a Jim Morrison esque raggedy 70s biker who
Morrison esque raggedy 70s biker who
Morrison esque raggedy 70s biker who would not have looked out of place in a
would not have looked out of place in a
would not have looked out of place in a grindhouse flick declaring his newfound
grindhouse flick declaring his newfound
grindhouse flick declaring his newfound freedom from the man the charismatic
freedom from the man the charismatic
freedom from the man the charismatic comedian lambaste at mtv for focusing on
comedian lambaste at mtv for focusing on
comedian lambaste at mtv for focusing on rap and not playing enough Foghat you
rap and not playing enough Foghat you
rap and not playing enough Foghat you know I like rap music as much as the
know I like rap music as much as the
know I like rap music as much as the nice frightened Caucasian
but you know what it kill you every once
but you know what it kill you every once in a while to play a little Foghat
in a while to play a little Foghat
in a while to play a little Foghat Carrie also praised the ladies in
Carrie also praised the ladies in
Carrie also praised the ladies in attendance a gesture that was seemingly
attendance a gesture that was seemingly
attendance a gesture that was seemingly greatly appreciated by Courtney Love I’d
greatly appreciated by Courtney Love I’d
greatly appreciated by Courtney Love I’d like to thank all the ladies number 8
like to thank all the ladies number 8
like to thank all the ladies number 8 Adam Sandler the 38 People’s Choice
Adam Sandler the 38 People’s Choice
Adam Sandler the 38 People’s Choice Awards love him or hate him Adam Sandler
Awards love him or hate him Adam Sandler
Awards love him or hate him Adam Sandler knows how to write a joke after being
knows how to write a joke after being
knows how to write a joke after being crowned the people’s comedian the
crowned the people’s comedian the
crowned the people’s comedian the Saturday Night Live alumnus used the
Saturday Night Live alumnus used the
Saturday Night Live alumnus used the opportunity to thank the teachers who
opportunity to thank the teachers who
opportunity to thank the teachers who helped make him the man he is today it’s
helped make him the man he is today it’s
helped make him the man he is today it’s been a long time since I’ve been in
been a long time since I’ve been in
been a long time since I’ve been in school and my memory is not that great
school and my memory is not that great
school and my memory is not that great to begin with so while I might not
to begin with so while I might not
to begin with so while I might not remember all your names teachers
remember all your names teachers
remember all your names teachers I remember you because you are forever
I remember you because you are forever
I remember you because you are forever in my heart determined to not forget a
in my heart determined to not forget a
in my heart determined to not forget a single person Sandler prepared a speech
single person Sandler prepared a speech
single person Sandler prepared a speech just for this special occasion starting
just for this special occasion starting
just for this special occasion starting from kindergarten
from kindergarten
from kindergarten the comedian went through an extensive
the comedian went through an extensive
the comedian went through an extensive list of colorful teachers including mr.
list of colorful teachers including mr.
list of colorful teachers including mr. bald spot on the side of your head the
bald spot on the side of your head the
bald spot on the side of your head the librarian MS rotten breath and MS never
librarian MS rotten breath and MS never
librarian MS rotten breath and MS never wore a bra I’d like to say thanks to
wore a bra I’d like to say thanks to
wore a bra I’d like to say thanks to mrs. really old lady with the bad wig
mrs. really old lady with the bad wig
mrs. really old lady with the bad wig who died halfway through second grade
who died halfway through second grade
who died halfway through second grade number seven Emma Thompson the 53rd
number seven Emma Thompson the 53rd
number seven Emma Thompson the 53rd Golden Globe Awards this is arguably the
Golden Globe Awards this is arguably the
Golden Globe Awards this is arguably the classiest funny acceptance speech of all
classiest funny acceptance speech of all
classiest funny acceptance speech of all time an accomplished actress and writer
time an accomplished actress and writer
time an accomplished actress and writer Emma Thompson penned and starred in the
Emma Thompson penned and starred in the
Emma Thompson penned and starred in the adaptation of Jane Austen’s Sense and
adaptation of Jane Austen’s Sense and
adaptation of Jane Austen’s Sense and Sensibility
Sensibility
Sensibility toka feeling idle and useless
toka feeling idle and useless
toka feeling idle and useless man how that has compounded we don’t
man how that has compounded we don’t
man how that has compounded we don’t have no hope and no choice of any
have no hope and no choice of any
have no hope and no choice of any occupation whatsoever nominated for best
occupation whatsoever nominated for best
occupation whatsoever nominated for best actress and screenplay by the Golden
actress and screenplay by the Golden
actress and screenplay by the Golden Globes Thompson took home the prize for
Globes Thompson took home the prize for
Globes Thompson took home the prize for the latter as the captivating star
the latter as the captivating star
the latter as the captivating star credited Austin for the film success she
credited Austin for the film success she
credited Austin for the film success she wondered how the author would react to
wondered how the author would react to
wondered how the author would react to the award ceremony it occurred to me to
the award ceremony it occurred to me to
the award ceremony it occurred to me to wonder how she would react to an evening
wonder how she would react to an evening
wonder how she would react to an evening like this emulating Austin’s narrative
like this emulating Austin’s narrative
like this emulating Austin’s narrative style Thompson read out a hilarious fan
style Thompson read out a hilarious fan
style Thompson read out a hilarious fan fiction diary entry detailing Austin’s
fiction diary entry detailing Austin’s
fiction diary entry detailing Austin’s experience at the golden spheres mr. Pat
experience at the golden spheres mr. Pat
experience at the golden spheres mr. Pat Doyle a composer under Scott who
Doyle a composer under Scott who
Doyle a composer under Scott who displayed the kind of wild behavior one
displayed the kind of wild behavior one
displayed the kind of wild behavior one has learned to expect from that race
has learned to expect from that race
has learned to expect from that race number six Julia louis-dreyfus the 65th
number six Julia louis-dreyfus the 65th
number six Julia louis-dreyfus the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards fun fact this
Primetime Emmy Awards fun fact this
Primetime Emmy Awards fun fact this veteran comedy superstar has won the
veteran comedy superstar has won the
veteran comedy superstar has won the Emmy for Best Lead Actress in a Comedy
Emmy for Best Lead Actress in a Comedy
Emmy for Best Lead Actress in a Comedy Series every year since HBO launched
Series every year since HBO launched
Series every year since HBO launched veep in 2012 for her second victory
veep in 2012 for her second victory
veep in 2012 for her second victory Julia louis-dreyfus decided to stay in
Julia louis-dreyfus decided to stay in
Julia louis-dreyfus decided to stay in character with Tony Hale joining the VP
character with Tony Hale joining the VP
character with Tony Hale joining the VP on stage to carry her bag like Selina
on stage to carry her bag like Selina
on stage to carry her bag like Selina Meyer Dreyfuss is perfectly crafted
Meyer Dreyfuss is perfectly crafted
Meyer Dreyfuss is perfectly crafted speech is intercut with Gary’s helpful
speech is intercut with Gary’s helpful
speech is intercut with Gary’s helpful reminders to thank her family I’d like
reminders to thank her family I’d like
reminders to thank her family I’d like to thank her my family and Dreyfuss
to thank her my family and Dreyfuss
to thank her my family and Dreyfuss inhale are not the only ones in
inhale are not the only ones in
inhale are not the only ones in character since Anna Chlumsky spends the
character since Anna Chlumsky spends the
character since Anna Chlumsky spends the entire speech on her phone number five
entire speech on her phone number five
entire speech on her phone number five Steve Carell the 63rd Golden Globe
Steve Carell the 63rd Golden Globe
Steve Carell the 63rd Golden Globe Awards taking home the gold for his
Awards taking home the gold for his
Awards taking home the gold for his performance as Michael Scott in the
performance as Michael Scott in the
performance as Michael Scott in the office
office
office Steve Carell proved why he was credited
Steve Carell proved why he was credited
Steve Carell proved why he was credited as the funniest man on TV I think that
as the funniest man on TV I think that
as the funniest man on TV I think that pretty much sums it up seemingly
pretty much sums it up seemingly
pretty much sums it up seemingly unprepared for the ceremony
unprepared for the ceremony
unprepared for the ceremony the comedian read out a speech written
the comedian read out a speech written
the comedian read out a speech written by his loving wife Nancy while adding a
by his loving wife Nancy while adding a
by his loving wife Nancy while adding a few funny remarks this is good thank you
also to my wife for giving me two
also to my wife for giving me two wonderful children as painful as her
wonderful children as painful as her
wonderful children as painful as her labor might have been thanking everyone
labor might have been thanking everyone
labor might have been thanking everyone who helped him along the way including
who helped him along the way including
who helped him along the way including Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant
Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant
Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant Carell struck a perfect balance between
Carell struck a perfect balance between
Carell struck a perfect balance between earnest and hilarious if there’s one
earnest and hilarious if there’s one
earnest and hilarious if there’s one thing the audience learned it’s that
thing the audience learned it’s that
thing the audience learned it’s that Steve Carell loves his wife and finally
Steve Carell loves his wife and finally
Steve Carell loves his wife and finally to the love of my life
to the love of my life
to the love of my life my wife Nancy thank you very much
my wife Nancy thank you very much
my wife Nancy thank you very much Brianna number four Ellen DeGeneres the
Brianna number four Ellen DeGeneres the
Brianna number four Ellen DeGeneres the 42nd People’s Choice Awards with 20
42nd People’s Choice Awards with 20
42nd People’s Choice Awards with 20 Awards and Counting under her belt the
Awards and Counting under her belt the
Awards and Counting under her belt the daytime TV host holds the record for
daytime TV host holds the record for
daytime TV host holds the record for most wins at the People’s Choice Awards
most wins at the People’s Choice Awards
most wins at the People’s Choice Awards in honor of Ellen DeGeneres’s admirable
in honor of Ellen DeGeneres’s admirable
in honor of Ellen DeGeneres’s admirable charity work and inspirational career
charity work and inspirational career
charity work and inspirational career the public chose the comedian as their
the public chose the comedian as their
the public chose the comedian as their favorite humanitarian following a five
favorite humanitarian following a five
favorite humanitarian following a five minutes show reel of her greatest hits
minutes show reel of her greatest hits
minutes show reel of her greatest hits Ellen quickly lightened up the situation
Ellen quickly lightened up the situation
Ellen quickly lightened up the situation by concluding every genuinely emotional
by concluding every genuinely emotional
by concluding every genuinely emotional sentence with a bit of fake narcissism
sentence with a bit of fake narcissism
sentence with a bit of fake narcissism this is crazy I mean so so deserved but
this is crazy I mean so so deserved but
this is crazy I mean so so deserved but this is crazy with hilarious references
this is crazy with hilarious references
this is crazy with hilarious references to mother Teresa I mean what I call
to mother Teresa I mean what I call
to mother Teresa I mean what I call myself the mother Teresa of talk shows
myself the mother Teresa of talk shows
myself the mother Teresa of talk shows the Dalai Lama of daytime no but I’m
the Dalai Lama of daytime no but I’m
the Dalai Lama of daytime no but I’m sure someone out there has and a
sure someone out there has and a
sure someone out there has and a shirtless Chris Hemsworth the legendary
shirtless Chris Hemsworth the legendary
shirtless Chris Hemsworth the legendary celebrity earned the right to
celebrity earned the right to
celebrity earned the right to self-deprecating leave boast it makes me
self-deprecating leave boast it makes me
self-deprecating leave boast it makes me happy as making other people happy and
happy as making other people happy and
happy as making other people happy and tonight I want to make you happy so I
tonight I want to make you happy so I
tonight I want to make you happy so I would like to share with you I brought a
would like to share with you I brought a
would like to share with you I brought a shirtless photo of Chris Hemsworth to
shirtless photo of Chris Hemsworth to
shirtless photo of Chris Hemsworth to share number three
share number three
share number three Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld the
Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld the
Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld the comedian award your whole career as a
comedian award your whole career as a
comedian award your whole career as a comedian is about making fun of
comedian is about making fun of
comedian is about making fun of pretentious high-minded self
pretentious high-minded self
pretentious high-minded self congratulatory BS events like this one
congratulatory BS events like this one
congratulatory BS events like this one this whole ersatz award show was
this whole ersatz award show was
this whole ersatz award show was essentially an HBO gift to Jerry
essentially an HBO gift to Jerry
essentially an HBO gift to Jerry Seinfeld accompanied onstage by an array
Seinfeld accompanied onstage by an array
Seinfeld accompanied onstage by an array of funny men including Chris Rock and
of funny men including Chris Rock and
of funny men including Chris Rock and the late Garry Shandling the comedy
the late Garry Shandling the comedy
the late Garry Shandling the comedy legend proceeded to call award
legend proceeded to call award
legend proceeded to call award ceremonies stupid for the better part of
ceremonies stupid for the better part of
ceremonies stupid for the better part of five minutes and if I hadn’t already won
five minutes and if I hadn’t already won
five minutes and if I hadn’t already won all these awards I would not be talking
all these awards I would not be talking
all these awards I would not be talking like this coming across is a quick
like this coming across is a quick
like this coming across is a quick stand-up routine Jerry went from
stand-up routine Jerry went from
stand-up routine Jerry went from explaining the comedian’s do not want
explaining the comedian’s do not want
explaining the comedian’s do not want accolades since having work is more than
accolades since having work is more than
accolades since having work is more than enough to saying that they are the only
enough to saying that they are the only
enough to saying that they are the only entertainers deserving of an award
entertainers deserving of an award
entertainers deserving of an award fantastic he did it give this man a huge
fantastic he did it give this man a huge
fantastic he did it give this man a huge golden trophy he’s a genius jokingly
golden trophy he’s a genius jokingly
golden trophy he’s a genius jokingly mocking actors for not having any
mocking actors for not having any
mocking actors for not having any thoughts in their heads
thoughts in their heads
thoughts in their heads Seinfeld closed the night by giving
Seinfeld closed the night by giving
Seinfeld closed the night by giving thanks to HBO but what can I do
thanks to HBO but what can I do
thanks to HBO but what can I do I have to thank HBO number two Robin
I have to thank HBO number two Robin
I have to thank HBO number two Robin Williams the 62nd Golden Globe Awards
Williams the 62nd Golden Globe Awards
Williams the 62nd Golden Globe Awards over the course of four decades Robin
over the course of four decades Robin
over the course of four decades Robin Williams won over 60 different awards
Williams won over 60 different awards
Williams won over 60 different awards and accolades eventually earning the
and accolades eventually earning the
and accolades eventually earning the Golden Globes Cecil B deMille Award for
Golden Globes Cecil B deMille Award for
Golden Globes Cecil B deMille Award for his contribution to the comedy genre
his contribution to the comedy genre
his contribution to the comedy genre thank you my English the Good Will
thank you my English the Good Will
thank you my English the Good Will Hunting actor improv his way through the
Hunting actor improv his way through the
Hunting actor improv his way through the five minute speech trying out a
five minute speech trying out a
five minute speech trying out a multitude of foreign accents one of his
multitude of foreign accents one of his
multitude of foreign accents one of his signature moves son Isaac advantage is
signature moves son Isaac advantage is
signature moves son Isaac advantage is good flow to me while also reminiscing
good flow to me while also reminiscing
good flow to me while also reminiscing about his first Golden Globe victory
about his first Golden Globe victory
about his first Golden Globe victory from Mork & Mindy the always humble
from Mork & Mindy the always humble
from Mork & Mindy the always humble comedian did not forget to thank the
comedian did not forget to thank the
comedian did not forget to thank the right people mainly the open bar and the
right people mainly the open bar and the
right people mainly the open bar and the Hollywood Foreign Press I’d like to
Hollywood Foreign Press I’d like to
Hollywood Foreign Press I’d like to thank also the Hollywood Foreign Press
thank also the Hollywood Foreign Press
thank also the Hollywood Foreign Press for number one having an open bar this
for number one having an open bar this
for number one having an open bar this is this makes this evening go kind of
is this makes this evening go kind of
is this makes this evening go kind of well especially the year that Gerard
well especially the year that Gerard
well especially the year that Gerard Depardieu had a couple of bottles of
Depardieu had a couple of bottles of
Depardieu had a couple of bottles of wine and which I want to give Jeffrey
wine and which I want to give Jeffrey
wine and which I want to give Jeffrey Katzenberg a big wet case I hope that
Katzenberg a big wet case I hope that
Katzenberg a big wet case I hope that happens someday number one
happens someday number one
happens someday number one Will Ferrell the Mark Twain prize for
Will Ferrell the Mark Twain prize for
Will Ferrell the Mark Twain prize for American humor it’s the speech to end
American humor it’s the speech to end
American humor it’s the speech to end all speeches Ron Burgundy celebrated
all speeches Ron Burgundy celebrated
all speeches Ron Burgundy celebrated receiving the Mark Twain prize for
receiving the Mark Twain prize for
receiving the Mark Twain prize for American humor at New York’s Lincoln
American humor at New York’s Lincoln
American humor at New York’s Lincoln Center by delivering a gut-busting
Center by delivering a gut-busting
Center by delivering a gut-busting 10-minute routine that ran the whole
10-minute routine that ran the whole
10-minute routine that ran the whole gauntlet of emotions starting things off
gauntlet of emotions starting things off
gauntlet of emotions starting things off with a bang Will Ferrell dropped and
with a bang Will Ferrell dropped and
with a bang Will Ferrell dropped and broke the award before launching into
broke the award before launching into
broke the award before launching into his pre-written speech detailing how
his pre-written speech detailing how
his pre-written speech detailing how well he plans to take care of it I’m
well he plans to take care of it I’m
well he plans to take care of it I’m reminded of how humbled I am to receive
reminded of how humbled I am to receive
reminded of how humbled I am to receive such an honor and how I vow to take very
such an honor and how I vow to take very
such an honor and how I vow to take very special care of it
special care of it
special care of it after mixing up Mark Twain with Colonel
after mixing up Mark Twain with Colonel
after mixing up Mark Twain with Colonel Sanders the multi-talented comedian took
Sanders the multi-talented comedian took
Sanders the multi-talented comedian took a moment to remember his childhood dream
a moment to remember his childhood dream
a moment to remember his childhood dream of being an insurance salesman I can
of being an insurance salesman I can
of being an insurance salesman I can remember wanting to do one thing and one
remember wanting to do one thing and one
remember wanting to do one thing and one thing only sell insurance barrel wrapped
thing only sell insurance barrel wrapped
thing only sell insurance barrel wrapped things up with a heartfelt tribute to
things up with a heartfelt tribute to
things up with a heartfelt tribute to his three wives and gave his better half
his three wives and gave his better half
his three wives and gave his better half some constructive criticism you’ve given
some constructive criticism you’ve given
some constructive criticism you’ve given us three beautiful boys and we have a
us three beautiful boys and we have a
us three beautiful boys and we have a wonderful life together but I do have to
wonderful life together but I do have to
wonderful life together but I do have to say sometimes you get a little lippy do
say sometimes you get a little lippy do
say sometimes you get a little lippy do you agree with our picks check out these
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