I mean they might as well not be there at all right welcome to watchmojo.com
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insightful commentary mojo plays games smarter for this list we’ll be looking
smarter for this list we’ll be looking
smarter for this list we’ll be looking at characters whose usefulness leaves
at characters whose usefulness leaves
at characters whose usefulness leaves much to be desired to be clear these
much to be desired to be clear these
much to be desired to be clear these aren’t necessarily annoying characters
aren’t necessarily annoying characters
aren’t necessarily annoying characters despite fans labeling them as
despite fans labeling them as
despite fans labeling them as superfluous many annoying characters
superfluous many annoying characters
superfluous many annoying characters like slippy toad actually serve a
like slippy toad actually serve a
like slippy toad actually serve a purpose also just a heads up there are
purpose also just a heads up there are
purpose also just a heads up there are minor spoilers incoming so let’s jump in
number 10 captain quark Ratchet and
number 10 captain quark Ratchet and Clank franchise quark has completely
Clank franchise quark has completely
Clank franchise quark has completely lost his mind
lost his mind
lost his mind now what this incompetent blowhard is
now what this incompetent blowhard is
now what this incompetent blowhard is hardly superhero material and yet that’s
hardly superhero material and yet that’s
hardly superhero material and yet that’s exactly what he is or at least tries to
exactly what he is or at least tries to
exactly what he is or at least tries to be touted by the populace as being
be touted by the populace as being
be touted by the populace as being heroic and brave captain quark is
heroic and brave captain quark is
heroic and brave captain quark is actually cowardly self-centered and in
actually cowardly self-centered and in
actually cowardly self-centered and in possession of a highly inflated ego once
possession of a highly inflated ego once
possession of a highly inflated ego once again my brilliant plan is cut the enemy
again my brilliant plan is cut the enemy
again my brilliant plan is cut the enemy completely unaware while he does provide
completely unaware while he does provide
completely unaware while he does provide some comic relief captain quark is
some comic relief captain quark is
some comic relief captain quark is utterly useless at his nominal
utterly useless at his nominal
utterly useless at his nominal profession and is often more concerned
profession and is often more concerned
profession and is often more concerned with how he’s seen than with doing good
with how he’s seen than with doing good
with how he’s seen than with doing good this attitude usually leads to him
this attitude usually leads to him
this attitude usually leads to him getting in the way of our actual heroes
getting in the way of our actual heroes
getting in the way of our actual heroes Ratchet and Clank either by accident or
Ratchet and Clank either by accident or
Ratchet and Clank either by accident or on purpose
on purpose
on purpose that’s it quark you’ve had this coming
that’s it quark you’ve had this coming
that’s it quark you’ve had this coming for a long time
for a long time
for a long time number 9 Pichu super smash brothers
number 9 Pichu super smash brothers
number 9 Pichu super smash brothers melee
the second installment in these super
the second installment in these super smash brothers franchise featured a
smash brothers franchise featured a
smash brothers franchise featured a number of clone fighters characters
number of clone fighters characters
number of clone fighters characters whose appearances in movesets were
whose appearances in movesets were
whose appearances in movesets were similar to existing ones the most
similar to existing ones the most
similar to existing ones the most useless there is is unquestionably Pichu
useless there is is unquestionably Pichu
useless there is is unquestionably Pichu as if being identical to pikachu wasn’t
as if being identical to pikachu wasn’t
as if being identical to pikachu wasn’t bad enough
bad enough
bad enough Pichu is easily knocked around and
Pichu is easily knocked around and
Pichu is easily knocked around and actually causes itself damage when it
actually causes itself damage when it
actually causes itself damage when it uses certain attacks unless you just
uses certain attacks unless you just
uses certain attacks unless you just find this little bastard incredibly cute
find this little bastard incredibly cute
find this little bastard incredibly cute there’s really no point in playing him
there’s really no point in playing him
there’s really no point in playing him Pikachu literally does everything the
Pikachu literally does everything the
Pikachu literally does everything the same without any of the downsides so we
same without any of the downsides so we
same without any of the downsides so we do not choose you for Pichu number eight
do not choose you for Pichu number eight
do not choose you for Pichu number eight the adoring fan Elder Scrolls for
the adoring fan Elder Scrolls for
the adoring fan Elder Scrolls for oblivion yeah right here what about say
oblivion yeah right here what about say
oblivion yeah right here what about say over there no right here alright then
over there no right here alright then
over there no right here alright then you’re the Grand Champion whatever you
you’re the Grand Champion whatever you
you’re the Grand Champion whatever you say upon becoming the grand champion of
say upon becoming the grand champion of
say upon becoming the grand champion of the arena players of the 4th Elder
the arena players of the 4th Elder
the arena players of the 4th Elder Scrolls game are given the opportunity
Scrolls game are given the opportunity
Scrolls game are given the opportunity to be followed by their biggest fan
to be followed by their biggest fan
to be followed by their biggest fan known only as the adoring fan sounds
known only as the adoring fan sounds
known only as the adoring fan sounds okay right well not so much despite
okay right well not so much despite
okay right well not so much despite being willing to do almost anything you
being willing to do almost anything you
being willing to do almost anything you ask of him the adoring fan cannot or
ask of him the adoring fan cannot or
ask of him the adoring fan cannot or will not help you during combat instead
will not help you during combat instead
will not help you during combat instead he will try to hide from the enemies
he will try to hide from the enemies
he will try to hide from the enemies you’re fighting which can end up drawing
you’re fighting which can end up drawing
you’re fighting which can end up drawing more of them to you actually it’s always
more of them to you actually it’s always
more of them to you actually it’s always nice to meet a fan but admirers are
nice to meet a fan but admirers are
nice to meet a fan but admirers are pretty useless in battle some players do
pretty useless in battle some players do
pretty useless in battle some players do find incredibly creative ways to kill
find incredibly creative ways to kill
find incredibly creative ways to kill him though number seven The Citadel
him though number seven The Citadel
him though number seven The Citadel Council
Council
Council Mass Effect franchise it was part of his
Mass Effect franchise it was part of his
Mass Effect franchise it was part of his plan to attack the Citadel the Reapers
plan to attack the Citadel the Reapers
plan to attack the Citadel the Reapers are just a myth one you insist on
are just a myth one you insist on
are just a myth one you insist on perpetuating uh government bureaucracy
perpetuating uh government bureaucracy
perpetuating uh government bureaucracy am i right it’s just what every video
am i right it’s just what every video
am i right it’s just what every video game needs as the governing body of the
game needs as the governing body of the
game needs as the governing body of the Citadel and diplomatic hub of the galaxy
Citadel and diplomatic hub of the galaxy
Citadel and diplomatic hub of the galaxy the council is a frequent obstacle to
the council is a frequent obstacle to
the council is a frequent obstacle to the heroes of Mass Effect whether it be
the heroes of Mass Effect whether it be
the heroes of Mass Effect whether it be bickering members ignoring your warnings
bickering members ignoring your warnings
bickering members ignoring your warnings of danger looking out for their own
of danger looking out for their own
of danger looking out for their own species instead of the interest of the
species instead of the interest of the
species instead of the interest of the greater good or just acting like
greater good or just acting like
greater good or just acting like straight-up dickheads take your offer
straight-up dickheads take your offer
straight-up dickheads take your offer and cram it up your ass
and cram it up your ass
and cram it up your ass The Citadel Council seems designed to
The Citadel Council seems designed to
The Citadel Council seems designed to make your missions that much more
make your missions that much more
make your missions that much more difficult it’s no wonder so many players
difficult it’s no wonder so many players
difficult it’s no wonder so many players choose the option to just let them die
number six Dan Hibiki Street Fighter
number six Dan Hibiki Street Fighter franchise like pichu dan is an inferior
franchise like pichu dan is an inferior
franchise like pichu dan is an inferior clone to an existing character in this
clone to an existing character in this
clone to an existing character in this case Ryo and or Ken although he was
case Ryo and or Ken although he was
case Ryo and or Ken although he was actually designed to be that way
actually designed to be that way
actually designed to be that way he’s essentially a parody of street
he’s essentially a parody of street
he’s essentially a parody of street fighters numerous imitators many of
fighters numerous imitators many of
fighters numerous imitators many of dance moves are copies of Ryu and Ken’s
dance moves are copies of Ryu and Ken’s
dance moves are copies of Ryu and Ken’s but they have a limited range and really
but they have a limited range and really
but they have a limited range and really don’t pack any punch despite his poor
don’t pack any punch despite his poor
don’t pack any punch despite his poor fighting skills dan holds on to the
fighting skills dan holds on to the
fighting skills dan holds on to the belief that he’s a great martial arts
belief that he’s a great martial arts
belief that he’s a great martial arts master which makes him basically a gag
master which makes him basically a gag
master which makes him basically a gag character the fact that he’s lasted this
character the fact that he’s lasted this
character the fact that he’s lasted this long in the franchise when new and
long in the franchise when new and
long in the franchise when new and better fighters could have been
better fighters could have been
better fighters could have been introduced only secures his spot on this
introduced only secures his spot on this
introduced only secures his spot on this list number 5 Magikarp Pokemon franchise
list number 5 Magikarp Pokemon franchise
list number 5 Magikarp Pokemon franchise [Music]
[Music]
[Music] this wide-eyed and floppies dope of a
this wide-eyed and floppies dope of a
this wide-eyed and floppies dope of a Pokemon is notorious for how
Pokemon is notorious for how
Pokemon is notorious for how pathetically useless it is in battle
pathetically useless it is in battle
pathetically useless it is in battle magikarps two primary moves are tackle
magikarps two primary moves are tackle
magikarps two primary moves are tackle one of the most basic and ineffective
one of the most basic and ineffective
one of the most basic and ineffective attacks in the game and splash which
attacks in the game and splash which
attacks in the game and splash which literally does nothing the only upside
literally does nothing the only upside
literally does nothing the only upside to Magikarp is its evolution into the
to Magikarp is its evolution into the
to Magikarp is its evolution into the totally badass Gyarados unfortunately
totally badass Gyarados unfortunately
totally badass Gyarados unfortunately unless an experienced share item or rare
unless an experienced share item or rare
unless an experienced share item or rare candy is used this means sending
candy is used this means sending
candy is used this means sending Magikarp into battle and then switching
Magikarp into battle and then switching
Magikarp into battle and then switching it out which can get really dull really
it out which can get really dull really
it out which can get really dull really fast regardless of its potential
fast regardless of its potential
fast regardless of its potential usefulness Magikarp is still a hopeless
usefulness Magikarp is still a hopeless
usefulness Magikarp is still a hopeless and impractical Pokemon to have on your
and impractical Pokemon to have on your
and impractical Pokemon to have on your team
team
team [Music]
number four all of your team members
number four all of your team members call duty franchise in real life a
call duty franchise in real life a
call duty franchise in real life a military squad is typically composed of
military squad is typically composed of
military squad is typically composed of members who are trained competent and
members who are trained competent and
members who are trained competent and are close to one another in call of duty
are close to one another in call of duty
are close to one another in call of duty although the cutscenes show your
although the cutscenes show your
although the cutscenes show your character bonding with his teammates
character bonding with his teammates
character bonding with his teammates within combat they’re about as reliable
within combat they’re about as reliable
within combat they’re about as reliable as cardboard cutouts the squad mates
as cardboard cutouts the squad mates
as cardboard cutouts the squad mates found in the cod series are rarely
found in the cod series are rarely
found in the cod series are rarely helpful in battle and their competence
helpful in battle and their competence
helpful in battle and their competence in almost anything is constantly called
in almost anything is constantly called
in almost anything is constantly called into question I mean why is it that your
into question I mean why is it that your
into question I mean why is it that your commanding officer always assigned you
commanding officer always assigned you
commanding officer always assigned you the missions he knows the members of
the missions he knows the members of
the missions he knows the members of your squad are more qualified for we
your squad are more qualified for we
your squad are more qualified for we don’t have much time so get to it we’re
don’t have much time so get to it we’re
don’t have much time so get to it we’re allowing four players to do anything but
allowing four players to do anything but
allowing four players to do anything but they shouldn’t have to do everything
number three toad
number three toad Super Mario Brothers franchise as the
Super Mario Brothers franchise as the
Super Mario Brothers franchise as the main representative of a race with the
main representative of a race with the
main representative of a race with the same name toad is primarily the mushroom
same name toad is primarily the mushroom
same name toad is primarily the mushroom capped assistant to Princess Peach he
capped assistant to Princess Peach he
capped assistant to Princess Peach he and the rest of the toads incapable of
and the rest of the toads incapable of
and the rest of the toads incapable of fighting Bowser in his armies though
fighting Bowser in his armies though
fighting Bowser in his armies though leaving them with the task of informing
leaving them with the task of informing
leaving them with the task of informing Mario of his enemy’s evil intentions and
Mario of his enemy’s evil intentions and
Mario of his enemy’s evil intentions and whereabouts instead when toad is
whereabouts instead when toad is
whereabouts instead when toad is playable he’s hugely improved for party
playable he’s hugely improved for party
playable he’s hugely improved for party games and he’s rarely able to jump very
games and he’s rarely able to jump very
games and he’s rarely able to jump very high which can be quite the handicapped
high which can be quite the handicapped
high which can be quite the handicapped in platformers although toad may be an
in platformers although toad may be an
in platformers although toad may be an adorable and iconic part of the super
adorable and iconic part of the super
adorable and iconic part of the super mario brothers franchise he’s not the
mario brothers franchise he’s not the
mario brothers franchise he’s not the most useful inhabitant of the Mushroom
most useful inhabitant of the Mushroom
most useful inhabitant of the Mushroom Kingdom
there are bad partner characters and
there are bad partner characters and then there sheva to be cleared this
then there sheva to be cleared this
then there sheva to be cleared this agent charged with fighting bioterrorism
agent charged with fighting bioterrorism
agent charged with fighting bioterrorism is perfectly competent when a player
is perfectly competent when a player
is perfectly competent when a player controls her however should you be
controls her however should you be
controls her however should you be unfortunate enough to play Resident Evil
unfortunate enough to play Resident Evil
unfortunate enough to play Resident Evil 5 in single-player prepare for
5 in single-player prepare for
5 in single-player prepare for frustration my friends she combines all
frustration my friends she combines all
frustration my friends she combines all of the useless weapon skill sets of your
of the useless weapon skill sets of your
of the useless weapon skill sets of your teammates in Call of Duty along with the
teammates in Call of Duty along with the
teammates in Call of Duty along with the enemy attracting mechanics of the
enemy attracting mechanics of the
enemy attracting mechanics of the adoring fan from the Elder Scroll series
to top it all off she uses your healing
to top it all off she uses your healing items on herself that is annoying dude
number one preston garvey fallout 4 but
number one preston garvey fallout 4 but we were the last active group of
we were the last active group of
we were the last active group of Minutemen and now well it’s just me man
Minutemen and now well it’s just me man
Minutemen and now well it’s just me man I bet the people at Bethesda are wishing
I bet the people at Bethesda are wishing
I bet the people at Bethesda are wishing they recorded war lines for Preston
they recorded war lines for Preston
they recorded war lines for Preston aren’t they the fourth main Fallout game
aren’t they the fourth main Fallout game
aren’t they the fourth main Fallout game features a host of interesting and
features a host of interesting and
features a host of interesting and useful companions that can accompany the
useful companions that can accompany the
useful companions that can accompany the player on their adventures through the
player on their adventures through the
player on their adventures through the post-apocalyptic wasteland now preston
post-apocalyptic wasteland now preston
post-apocalyptic wasteland now preston garvey may be one of the first
garvey may be one of the first
garvey may be one of the first encountered by the player but he is not
encountered by the player but he is not
encountered by the player but he is not especially interesting or useful yeah
especially interesting or useful yeah
especially interesting or useful yeah obviously I mean not that I’m
obviously I mean not that I’m
obviously I mean not that I’m specifically paying attention or
specifically paying attention or
specifically paying attention or anything although he does offer a good
anything although he does offer a good
anything although he does offer a good combat bonus with maximum affinity
combat bonus with maximum affinity
combat bonus with maximum affinity Garvey largely serves to provide players
Garvey largely serves to provide players
Garvey largely serves to provide players with quests related to the militia group
with quests related to the militia group
with quests related to the militia group the Minutemen which nearly always has
the Minutemen which nearly always has
the Minutemen which nearly always has you protecting settlements from Raiders
you protecting settlements from Raiders
you protecting settlements from Raiders another thing to talk to you about a
another thing to talk to you about a
another thing to talk to you about a settlement has asked for our help
settlement has asked for our help
settlement has asked for our help combined with his hem somewhat bland a
combined with his hem somewhat bland a
combined with his hem somewhat bland a personality preston garvey is one
personality preston garvey is one
personality preston garvey is one companion that many fallout 4 players
companion that many fallout 4 players
companion that many fallout 4 players find very few uses for and it’s pretty
find very few uses for and it’s pretty
find very few uses for and it’s pretty easy to see why you just killed everyone
easy to see why you just killed everyone
easy to see why you just killed everyone it wasn’t any other way do you agree
it wasn’t any other way do you agree
it wasn’t any other way do you agree with our picks check out these other
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