A one minute TEDx Talk for the digital age | Woody Roseland | TEDxMileHigh

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[Applause] wow what an audience but if I’m being

wow what an audience but if I’m being

wow what an audience but if I’m being honest I don’t care what you think of my

honest I don’t care what you think of my

honest I don’t care what you think of my talk I don’t I care what the internet

talk I don’t I care what the internet

talk I don’t I care what the internet thinks of my talk cuz they’re the ones

thinks of my talk cuz they’re the ones

thinks of my talk cuz they’re the ones who get it seen and get it shared and I

who get it seen and get it shared and I

who get it seen and get it shared and I think that’s where most people get it

think that’s where most people get it

think that’s where most people get it wrong they’re talking to you

wrong they’re talking to you

wrong they’re talking to you here instead of talking to you random

here instead of talking to you random

here instead of talking to you random person scrolling Facebook thanks for the

person scrolling Facebook thanks for the

person scrolling Facebook thanks for the click you see back in 2009 we all had

click you see back in 2009 we all had

click you see back in 2009 we all had these weird little things called

these weird little things called

these weird little things called attention spans yeah they’re gone

attention spans yeah they’re gone

attention spans yeah they’re gone they’re gone we killed him they the dead

they’re gone we killed him they the dead

they’re gone we killed him they the dead I’m trying to think of the last time I

I’m trying to think of the last time I

I’m trying to think of the last time I watched an 18 minute TED talk

watched an 18 minute TED talk

watched an 18 minute TED talk it’s been years literally years so if

it’s been years literally years so if

it’s been years literally years so if you’re given a TED talk keep it quick

you’re given a TED talk keep it quick

you’re given a TED talk keep it quick I’m doing mine in under a minute I’m at

I’m doing mine in under a minute I’m at

I’m doing mine in under a minute I’m at 44 seconds right now that means we got

44 seconds right now that means we got

44 seconds right now that means we got time for one final joke why are balloons

time for one final joke why are balloons

time for one final joke why are balloons so expensive inflation

so expensive inflation

so expensive inflation [Applause]