that Armenian hi kids this is Mark Watney astronaut we’re
this is Mark Watney astronaut we’re
this is Mark Watney astronaut we’re about six hours before our launch here
about six hours before our launch here
about six hours before our launch here on the Hermes and I’ve been asked by the
on the Hermes and I’ve been asked by the
on the Hermes and I’ve been asked by the good folks at NASA to introduce you to
good folks at NASA to introduce you to
good folks at NASA to introduce you to some of our crewmates here which I’m
some of our crewmates here which I’m
some of our crewmates here which I’m happy to do so hello earthlings
happy to do so hello earthlings
happy to do so hello earthlings mark Watney here I’m your personal guide
mark Watney here I’m your personal guide
mark Watney here I’m your personal guide on this tour of the Hermes this is pilot
on this tour of the Hermes this is pilot
on this tour of the Hermes this is pilot Rick Martinez doing the preflight checks
Rick Martinez doing the preflight checks
Rick Martinez doing the preflight checks as you can see he’s using some pretty
as you can see he’s using some pretty
as you can see he’s using some pretty sophisticated math to get us to Mars
sophisticated math to get us to Mars
sophisticated math to get us to Mars he got enough fingers there Rick my
he got enough fingers there Rick my
he got enough fingers there Rick my checkbook hi there I am Commander
checkbook hi there I am Commander
checkbook hi there I am Commander Melissa Lewis dr. Chris Beck flight
Melissa Lewis dr. Chris Beck flight
Melissa Lewis dr. Chris Beck flight surgeon my name is Alex Logan I am a
surgeon my name is Alex Logan I am a
surgeon my name is Alex Logan I am a German astronaut I’m Beth Johanssen the
German astronaut I’m Beth Johanssen the
German astronaut I’m Beth Johanssen the computer expert that’s it I’m psyched
computer expert that’s it I’m psyched
computer expert that’s it I’m psyched about going to Mars thanks that’s a hell
about going to Mars thanks that’s a hell
about going to Mars thanks that’s a hell of an answer to the entire world
of an answer to the entire world
of an answer to the entire world gentlemen why don’t you tell the viewers
gentlemen why don’t you tell the viewers
gentlemen why don’t you tell the viewers what’s cooking yoke something chewy and
what’s cooking yoke something chewy and
what’s cooking yoke something chewy and you hear Vogel sausage German feels it’s
you hear Vogel sausage German feels it’s
you hear Vogel sausage German feels it’s awesome
awesome
awesome hello commander big year ahead maybe you
hello commander big year ahead maybe you
hello commander big year ahead maybe you could tell us what inspired you to take
could tell us what inspired you to take
could tell us what inspired you to take it all on sure Laura Clark Christa
it all on sure Laura Clark Christa
it all on sure Laura Clark Christa McAuliffe and of course Eileen Collins
McAuliffe and of course Eileen Collins
McAuliffe and of course Eileen Collins and you’re not gonna get a better answer
and you’re not gonna get a better answer
and you’re not gonna get a better answer than that
than that
than that seriously though Rick how do we get
seriously though Rick how do we get
seriously though Rick how do we get there well you basically point the bird
there well you basically point the bird
there well you basically point the bird in that direction you wait 150 days and
in that direction you wait 150 days and
in that direction you wait 150 days and 36 million miles later we should be at
36 million miles later we should be at
36 million miles later we should be at Mars wait no that’s Uranus
Mars wait no that’s Uranus
Mars wait no that’s Uranus okay that’s Mars okay you know don’t
okay that’s Mars okay you know don’t
okay that’s Mars okay you know don’t don’t believe a word they say you’re one
don’t believe a word they say you’re one
don’t believe a word they say you’re one of the good ones Thanks wait what who
of the good ones Thanks wait what who
of the good ones Thanks wait what who says that about me this isn’t over you
says that about me this isn’t over you
says that about me this isn’t over you and me we’re gonna talk later all right
and me we’re gonna talk later all right
and me we’re gonna talk later all right everyone just a few minutes now before
everyone just a few minutes now before
everyone just a few minutes now before we leave for Mars I hope you enjoyed
we leave for Mars I hope you enjoyed
we leave for Mars I hope you enjoyed your tour of the Hermes and see what a
your tour of the Hermes and see what a
your tour of the Hermes and see what a stellar crew we have say goodbye crew
stellar crew we have say goodbye crew
stellar crew we have say goodbye crew everyone’s a comedian all right we want
everyone’s a comedian all right we want
everyone’s a comedian all right we want to say goodbye we want to wish everybody
to say goodbye we want to wish everybody
to say goodbye we want to wish everybody here on earth an amazing year while
here on earth an amazing year while
here on earth an amazing year while we’re gone let’s go Cubs actually how
we’re gone let’s go Cubs actually how
we’re gone let’s go Cubs actually how about how about holding off on winning
about how about holding off on winning
about how about holding off on winning that world title till I’m back on earth
that world title till I’m back on earth
that world title till I’m back on earth yeah that shouldn’t be a problem
yeah that shouldn’t be a problem
yeah that shouldn’t be a problem shut up Martinez is a Yankee fan anyway
shut up Martinez is a Yankee fan anyway
shut up Martinez is a Yankee fan anyway how about have a wonderful year I just
how about have a wonderful year I just
how about have a wonderful year I just remember what we do up there we’re doing
remember what we do up there we’re doing
remember what we do up there we’re doing for everyone here on earth this is going
for everyone here on earth this is going
for everyone here on earth this is going to be an amazing journey for all of us
to be an amazing journey for all of us
to be an amazing journey for all of us we’re all in this together
we’re all in this together
we’re all in this together mom dad love you
mom dad love you
mom dad love you I’ll miss you and first thing we do when
I’ll miss you and first thing we do when
I’ll miss you and first thing we do when we get back is go to Geno’s for some
we get back is go to Geno’s for some
we get back is go to Geno’s for some deep-dish all right one yeah
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