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down our picks for the top 10 things
down our picks for the top 10 things movies get wrong
movies get wrong
movies get wrong about sex
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looking at those tropes that always pop
looking at those tropes that always pop up and Hollywood sex scenes which make
up and Hollywood sex scenes which make
up and Hollywood sex scenes which make movie sex appear vastly different from
movie sex appear vastly different from
movie sex appear vastly different from the real thing we were just talking hi
the real thing we were just talking hi
the real thing we were just talking hi we gotta go now number 10 people aren’t
we gotta go now number 10 people aren’t
we gotta go now number 10 people aren’t clumsy in movies
clumsy in movies
clumsy in movies occasionally that’s full of guys shoot
occasionally that’s full of guys shoot
occasionally that’s full of guys shoot behind if there’s one thing movie
behind if there’s one thing movie
behind if there’s one thing movie characters appear to have much more of
characters appear to have much more of
characters appear to have much more of than the average person is graced in the
than the average person is graced in the
than the average person is graced in the bedroom you’ll rarely see people on
bedroom you’ll rarely see people on
bedroom you’ll rarely see people on screen having trouble unclasping of raw
screen having trouble unclasping of raw
screen having trouble unclasping of raw unless it’s to add some comedy or
unless it’s to add some comedy or
unless it’s to add some comedy or getting their shirts stuck on their head
getting their shirts stuck on their head
getting their shirts stuck on their head or tripping over their crumpled pants
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[Music] what’s even more impressive is when a
what’s even more impressive is when a
what’s even more impressive is when a film couple passionately makes out on
film couple passionately makes out on
film couple passionately makes out on their way to the bedroom or in a cramped
their way to the bedroom or in a cramped
their way to the bedroom or in a cramped space without stubbing a toe tripping
space without stubbing a toe tripping
space without stubbing a toe tripping over furniture or banging their heads
over furniture or banging their heads
over furniture or banging their heads despite being a little preoccupied
number nine no one ever talks about
number nine no one ever talks about wanting to have sex what do you think we
wanting to have sex what do you think we
wanting to have sex what do you think we have sex tonight
have sex tonight
have sex tonight and awesome of course there are outliers
and awesome of course there are outliers
and awesome of course there are outliers to this rule like knocked up speak
to this rule like knocked up speak
to this rule like knocked up speak casually and nonchalantly asking for sex
casually and nonchalantly asking for sex
casually and nonchalantly asking for sex while brushing his teeth
while brushing his teeth
while brushing his teeth but overall people in movies rarely have
but overall people in movies rarely have
but overall people in movies rarely have an actual conversation about wanting to
an actual conversation about wanting to
an actual conversation about wanting to have sex with their partner usually a
have sex with their partner usually a
have sex with their partner usually a scene will smash cut from seductive
scene will smash cut from seductive
scene will smash cut from seductive looks and winks to a squeaking bed
looks and winks to a squeaking bed
looks and winks to a squeaking bed or a couple will just start passionately
or a couple will just start passionately
or a couple will just start passionately making out for seemingly no reason I cry
making out for seemingly no reason I cry
making out for seemingly no reason I cry about the babies to color when even new
about the babies to color when even new
about the babies to color when even new couples never seem to discuss it as the
couples never seem to discuss it as the
couples never seem to discuss it as the scene usually progresses from an
scene usually progresses from an
scene usually progresses from an innocent and inexperienced kiss to
innocent and inexperienced kiss to
innocent and inexperienced kiss to clothes being taken off within a matter
clothes being taken off within a matter
clothes being taken off within a matter of seconds number eight couples roll
of seconds number eight couples roll
of seconds number eight couples roll over and lay in bed after
over and lay in bed after
over and lay in bed after [Music]
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[Music] next time you see a sex scene in a movie
next time you see a sex scene in a movie
next time you see a sex scene in a movie pay attention to what the characters do
pay attention to what the characters do
pay attention to what the characters do afterwards chances are they’ll simply
afterwards chances are they’ll simply
afterwards chances are they’ll simply roll over and start a conversation go to
roll over and start a conversation go to
roll over and start a conversation go to sleep
sleep
sleep smoke a cigarette or some combination of
smoke a cigarette or some combination of
smoke a cigarette or some combination of those three will be people you mean
those three will be people you mean
those three will be people you mean nasty want a beer yeah that all you can
nasty want a beer yeah that all you can
nasty want a beer yeah that all you can sing yeah
sing yeah
sing yeah characters never have to do the things
characters never have to do the things
characters never have to do the things we mortals do you know like dispose of
we mortals do you know like dispose of
we mortals do you know like dispose of condoms clean themselves up or visit the
condoms clean themselves up or visit the
condoms clean themselves up or visit the bathroom things that are usually
bathroom things that are usually
bathroom things that are usually priority number one in the real world no
priority number one in the real world no
priority number one in the real world no matter how great it was there is always
matter how great it was there is always
matter how great it was there is always something practical to do after sex in
something practical to do after sex in
something practical to do after sex in real life anything is on number seven
real life anything is on number seven
real life anything is on number seven no awkward or graphic position will be
no awkward or graphic position will be
no awkward or graphic position will be sex scene 101 only show the missionary
sex scene 101 only show the missionary
sex scene 101 only show the missionary position and absolutely nothing else
position and absolutely nothing else
position and absolutely nothing else movie couples rarely experiment with sex
movie couples rarely experiment with sex
movie couples rarely experiment with sex in different positions cuz that’d be too
in different positions cuz that’d be too
in different positions cuz that’d be too awkward to film and watch right movies
awkward to film and watch right movies
awkward to film and watch right movies also rarely show anything more graphic
also rarely show anything more graphic
also rarely show anything more graphic than the missionary position that would
than the missionary position that would
than the missionary position that would border on the pornographic and possibly
border on the pornographic and possibly
border on the pornographic and possibly upset the more innocent members of the
upset the more innocent members of the
upset the more innocent members of the audience instead we always see the man
audience instead we always see the man
audience instead we always see the man on top scenario because it’s safe easy
on top scenario because it’s safe easy
on top scenario because it’s safe easy to film and passionate despite it being
to film and passionate despite it being
to film and passionate despite it being only one of many options available in a
only one of many options available in a
only one of many options available in a real bed number six clothes get ripped
real bed number six clothes get ripped
real bed number six clothes get ripped off
off
off oh yeah a minute you’ll see it often in
oh yeah a minute you’ll see it often in
oh yeah a minute you’ll see it often in movies during a passionate makeout
movies during a passionate makeout
movies during a passionate makeout session one half of the couple takes the
session one half of the couple takes the
session one half of the couple takes the other shirt in their hands and literally
other shirt in their hands and literally
other shirt in their hands and literally rips it from their body with the sounds
rips it from their body with the sounds
rips it from their body with the sounds of fabric tearing and buttons bouncing
of fabric tearing and buttons bouncing
of fabric tearing and buttons bouncing off the floor to follow while it may
off the floor to follow while it may
off the floor to follow while it may look hot on film this act would result
look hot on film this act would result
look hot on film this act would result in nothing but yells of why did you do
in nothing but yells of why did you do
in nothing but yells of why did you do that and that was my favorite shirt also
that and that was my favorite shirt also
that and that was my favorite shirt also physically ripping a shirt especially
physically ripping a shirt especially
physically ripping a shirt especially off someone else’s body is incredibly
off someone else’s body is incredibly
off someone else’s body is incredibly difficult and you’ll look pretty foolish
difficult and you’ll look pretty foolish
difficult and you’ll look pretty foolish if you attempt and fail number five
if you attempt and fail number five
if you attempt and fail number five everyone orgasms very easily and quickly
yes
yes movies make sex look like the easiest
movies make sex look like the easiest
movies make sex look like the easiest thing in the world as a passionate
thing in the world as a passionate
thing in the world as a passionate session never seems to last more than a
session never seems to last more than a
session never seems to last more than a minute
[Music]
[Music] morality sucks not only two partners
morality sucks not only two partners
morality sucks not only two partners always seem to finish simultaneously
always seem to finish simultaneously
always seem to finish simultaneously which is quite an achievement on its own
which is quite an achievement on its own
which is quite an achievement on its own but also it’s always done extremely
but also it’s always done extremely
but also it’s always done extremely quickly and efficiently with minimal
quickly and efficiently with minimal
quickly and efficiently with minimal effort from either party men usually
effort from either party men usually
effort from either party men usually finish within literal seconds for
finish within literal seconds for
finish within literal seconds for comedic reasons think of Jason Biggs in
comedic reasons think of Jason Biggs in
comedic reasons think of Jason Biggs in American Pie and women are usually not
American Pie and women are usually not
American Pie and women are usually not far behind there are never any problems
far behind there are never any problems
far behind there are never any problems regarding motivation or performance for
regarding motivation or performance for
regarding motivation or performance for either sex unless it’s a plot point and
either sex unless it’s a plot point and
either sex unless it’s a plot point and that is some great ABS
that is some great ABS
that is some great ABS [Applause]
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[Music]
[Music] number four hair and makeup remain
number four hair and makeup remain
number four hair and makeup remain perfect it’s no surprise that movie
perfect it’s no surprise that movie
perfect it’s no surprise that movie producers want their stars to look as
producers want their stars to look as
producers want their stars to look as gorgeous as possible but when we see
gorgeous as possible but when we see
gorgeous as possible but when we see perfect hair and makeup on screen after
perfect hair and makeup on screen after
perfect hair and makeup on screen after sex
sex
sex we can’t help but chuckle while the men
we can’t help but chuckle while the men
we can’t help but chuckle while the men may be a little sweaty
may be a little sweaty
may be a little sweaty the woman remains practically perfect
the woman remains practically perfect
the woman remains practically perfect her hair isn’t frizzy or sticking in
her hair isn’t frizzy or sticking in
her hair isn’t frizzy or sticking in every direction she doesn’t have any
every direction she doesn’t have any
every direction she doesn’t have any sweat beads and her makeup is in
sweat beads and her makeup is in
sweat beads and her makeup is in pristine condition without so much as
pristine condition without so much as
pristine condition without so much as some smudged lipstick it’s just a fact
some smudged lipstick it’s just a fact
some smudged lipstick it’s just a fact that after that much exercise you won’t
that after that much exercise you won’t
that after that much exercise you won’t look perfect getting out of bed but it’s
look perfect getting out of bed but it’s
look perfect getting out of bed but it’s a fact that movies just don’t seem to
a fact that movies just don’t seem to
a fact that movies just don’t seem to want to acknowledge number three no
want to acknowledge number three no
want to acknowledge number three no mention of condoms seventy sailors used
mention of condoms seventy sailors used
mention of condoms seventy sailors used condoms baby unless it’s integral to the
condoms baby unless it’s integral to the
condoms baby unless it’s integral to the story like Ben failing to put one on and
story like Ben failing to put one on and
story like Ben failing to put one on and knocked up there’s almost zero mention
knocked up there’s almost zero mention
knocked up there’s almost zero mention of condoms in the history of sex scenes
of condoms in the history of sex scenes
of condoms in the history of sex scenes no one ever mentions having a condom no
no one ever mentions having a condom no
no one ever mentions having a condom no one ever mentions putting one on and no
one ever mentions putting one on and no
one ever mentions putting one on and no one ever takes one off after finishing
one ever takes one off after finishing
one ever takes one off after finishing despite condoms being a fairly important
despite condoms being a fairly important
despite condoms being a fairly important and integral aspect to having safer sex
and integral aspect to having safer sex
and integral aspect to having safer sex especially with a stranger you just met
especially with a stranger you just met
especially with a stranger you just met at a sleazy nightclub movies almost
at a sleazy nightclub movies almost
at a sleazy nightclub movies almost never mention them and characters always
never mention them and characters always
never mention them and characters always seem to just jump right into the action
seem to just jump right into the action
seem to just jump right into the action without a second thought
without a second thought
without a second thought already number two blankets are
already number two blankets are
already number two blankets are conveniently placed I just had sex with
conveniently placed I just had sex with
conveniently placed I just had sex with this guy and now we’re laying in bed
this guy and now we’re laying in bed
this guy and now we’re laying in bed better cover up my breasts so we can’t
better cover up my breasts so we can’t
better cover up my breasts so we can’t see them these are the apparent thoughts
see them these are the apparent thoughts
see them these are the apparent thoughts of every post-coital movie lady this of
of every post-coital movie lady this of
of every post-coital movie lady this of course is the ever-present conveniently
course is the ever-present conveniently
course is the ever-present conveniently placed blanket trope which sees that a
placed blanket trope which sees that a
placed blanket trope which sees that a cover comforter or other type of bedding
cover comforter or other type of bedding
cover comforter or other type of bedding covers nude body parts or the act itself
covers nude body parts or the act itself
covers nude body parts or the act itself so the viewers are unable to see
so the viewers are unable to see
so the viewers are unable to see anything too explicit it’s dumb and if
anything too explicit it’s dumb and if
anything too explicit it’s dumb and if there were anything like real life the
there were anything like real life the
there were anything like real life the blanket would be in a crumpled heap on
blanket would be in a crumpled heap on
blanket would be in a crumpled heap on the floor also see women who get out of
the floor also see women who get out of
the floor also see women who get out of bed after sex and immediately put on a
bed after sex and immediately put on a
bed after sex and immediately put on a bathrobe I think it’s high time we had
bathrobe I think it’s high time we had
bathrobe I think it’s high time we had another look
yeah before we unveil our number one
yeah before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions
pick here are some honorable mentions
pick here are some honorable mentions [Music]
I can’t feel anything all right
I can’t feel anything all right does that feel good Oh can’t feel
does that feel good Oh can’t feel
does that feel good Oh can’t feel anything okay cause it hurt okay number
anything okay cause it hurt okay number
anything okay cause it hurt okay number one sex in the shower is enjoyable I
one sex in the shower is enjoyable I
one sex in the shower is enjoyable I like you better without yoga in the
like you better without yoga in the
like you better without yoga in the movies there’s nothing more romantic or
movies there’s nothing more romantic or
movies there’s nothing more romantic or mood setting than shower sex it’s hot
mood setting than shower sex it’s hot
mood setting than shower sex it’s hot literally and it looks sensual as hell
literally and it looks sensual as hell
literally and it looks sensual as hell unfortunately shower sex is probably the
unfortunately shower sex is probably the
unfortunately shower sex is probably the most annoying thing you can attempt with
most annoying thing you can attempt with
most annoying thing you can attempt with your partner in the real world one of
your partner in the real world one of
your partner in the real world one of you will slip and hurt and/or embarrass
you will slip and hurt and/or embarrass
you will slip and hurt and/or embarrass yourself the height difference makes
yourself the height difference makes
yourself the height difference makes things difficult one of you will be
things difficult one of you will be
things difficult one of you will be freezing cold water does not make the
freezing cold water does not make the
freezing cold water does not make the greatest lubricant having sex standing
greatest lubricant having sex standing
greatest lubricant having sex standing up and stamina are impossible should we
up and stamina are impossible should we
up and stamina are impossible should we go on seriously
go on seriously
go on seriously don’t let the movies fool you shower sex
don’t let the movies fool you shower sex
don’t let the movies fool you shower sex is the worst
is the worst
is the worst [Music]
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