when we walked into the airport it just seemed very very what we were doing
seemed very very what we were doing
seemed very very what we were doing became very very real
and Robert said we’re late but we’ll
and Robert said we’re late but we’ll check in so they know we’re here and
check in so they know we’re here and
check in so they know we’re here and then we’ll separate I said okay so we
then we’ll separate I said okay so we
then we’ll separate I said okay so we found the check into the flight that we
found the check into the flight that we
found the check into the flight that we were that we were on there was nobody
were that we were on there was nobody
were that we were on there was nobody there because we were so late everybody
there because we were so late everybody
there because we were so late everybody who’d already booked onto that flight
who’d already booked onto that flight
who’d already booked onto that flight we’re already sitting on the plane
we’re already sitting on the plane
we’re already sitting on the plane Robert went up and he handed in his
Robert went up and he handed in his
Robert went up and he handed in his passport and his took it there’s only 20
passport and his took it there’s only 20
passport and his took it there’s only 20 minutes and these chaps in plane casual
minutes and these chaps in plane casual
minutes and these chaps in plane casual clothes appeared mr. Locke yeah oh they
clothes appeared mr. Locke yeah oh they
clothes appeared mr. Locke yeah oh they look really pleased to see him no mr.
look really pleased to see him no mr.
look really pleased to see him no mr. Locke mr. Locke good please come this
Locke mr. Locke good please come this
Locke mr. Locke good please come this way we’ve been waiting for you and I
way we’ve been waiting for you and I
way we’ve been waiting for you and I just assumed that they were holding the
just assumed that they were holding the
just assumed that they were holding the plane up for him because he booked a
plane up for him because he booked a
plane up for him because he booked a ticket and he was late so they were
ticket and he was late so they were
ticket and he was late so they were going to escort him quickly onto the
going to escort him quickly onto the
going to escort him quickly onto the plane and I couldn’t I thought I’ve
plane and I couldn’t I thought I’ve
plane and I couldn’t I thought I’ve never heard of such a thing of them
never heard of such a thing of them
never heard of such a thing of them somebody getting such VIP treatment and
somebody getting such VIP treatment and
somebody getting such VIP treatment and he’s not really a VIP but how come he’s
he’s not really a VIP but how come he’s
he’s not really a VIP but how come he’s getting the VIP treatment and not me and
getting the VIP treatment and not me and
getting the VIP treatment and not me and they asked me whether I was with him and
they asked me whether I was with him and
they asked me whether I was with him and they said are you with with Robert Locke
they said are you with with Robert Locke
they said are you with with Robert Locke and I said yes
and I said yes
and I said yes a little good then you come this way as
a little good then you come this way as
a little good then you come this way as well then played as well thank you very
well then played as well thank you very
well then played as well thank you very much and we all went trotting off
much and we all went trotting off
much and we all went trotting off together
we went all the way through the airport
we went all the way through the airport down this little corridor and into this
down this little corridor and into this
down this little corridor and into this little room
I didn’t quite know why we were there
I didn’t quite know why we were there and then all hell seemed to break loose
you kind of explain what you’re doing
you kind of explain what you’re doing was disoriented and I looked up to my
was disoriented and I looked up to my
was disoriented and I looked up to my left and there was a board covered in
left and there was a board covered in
left and there was a board covered in photographs and on the top of the board
photographs and on the top of the board
photographs and on the top of the board they’ve written custom seizures and that
they’ve written custom seizures and that
they’ve written custom seizures and that was the point at which I realized that
was the point at which I realized that
was the point at which I realized that these chaps from the chatty encounter
these chaps from the chatty encounter
these chaps from the chatty encounter were actually customers officers just a
were actually customers officers just a
were actually customers officers just a book they had received a tip-off about
book they had received a tip-off about
book they had received a tip-off about Robert and the top British Embassy had
Robert and the top British Embassy had
Robert and the top British Embassy had told tie customs to wait for him at the
told tie customs to wait for him at the
told tie customs to wait for him at the airport
airport
airport what do we have and with what and I just
what do we have and with what and I just
what do we have and with what and I just stood there thinking oh this is
stood there thinking oh this is
stood there thinking oh this is really bad news this is not supposed to
really bad news this is not supposed to
really bad news this is not supposed to be happiness is it can someone explain
be happiness is it can someone explain
be happiness is it can someone explain what’s going on I can speak English
what’s going on I can speak English
what’s going on I can speak English Russell is she about getting out reaches
Russell is she about getting out reaches
Russell is she about getting out reaches Keith I had a feeling in the morning
Keith I had a feeling in the morning
Keith I had a feeling in the morning that it was all going to go wrong and
that it was all going to go wrong and
that it was all going to go wrong and there lo and behold it was going all
there lo and behold it was going all
there lo and behold it was going all terribly wrong but nobody was interested
terribly wrong but nobody was interested
terribly wrong but nobody was interested in me or my bags or they didn’t take my
in me or my bags or they didn’t take my
in me or my bags or they didn’t take my shoes off or look in my belt or anything
shoes off or look in my belt or anything
shoes off or look in my belt or anything like that yeah this enemy
Robert was taken behind a screen and he
Robert was taken behind a screen and he came back and he said to Ruth
came back and he said to Ruth
came back and he said to Ruth I’ve just been x-rayed and I thought I
I’ve just been x-rayed and I thought I
I’ve just been x-rayed and I thought I mean that’s not a good sign
mean that’s not a good sign
mean that’s not a good sign and then Ruth was taken behind the
and then Ruth was taken behind the
and then Ruth was taken behind the screen and she said yeah I’ve just been
screen and she said yeah I’ve just been
screen and she said yeah I’ve just been x-rayed and I thought looks like if
x-rayed and I thought looks like if
x-rayed and I thought looks like if they’ve done to they’re going to do
they’ve done to they’re going to do
they’ve done to they’re going to do three even though they’re not searching
three even though they’re not searching
three even though they’re not searching my bags and then they didn’t search my
my bags and then they didn’t search my
my bags and then they didn’t search my bags they didn’t search me like I say
bags they didn’t search me like I say
bags they didn’t search me like I say nobody seemed to be very interested in
nobody seemed to be very interested in
nobody seemed to be very interested in me at all and then just at the end one
me at all and then just at the end one
me at all and then just at the end one of them said okay we need an x-ray from
of them said okay we need an x-ray from
of them said okay we need an x-ray from you as well did you marry off and come
you as well did you marry off and come
you as well did you marry off and come with me and of course then I did begin
with me and of course then I did begin
with me and of course then I did begin to panic because I thought there’s no
to panic because I thought there’s no
to panic because I thought there’s no way out of this at all
so they took an x-ray and then they said
so they took an x-ray and then they said you can take your bags and we can go now
you can take your bags and we can go now
you can take your bags and we can go now and we left I just assumed they haven’t
and we left I just assumed they haven’t
and we left I just assumed they haven’t showed up on the x-ray and I thought
showed up on the x-ray and I thought
showed up on the x-ray and I thought well gosh that was quite lucky wasn’t it
well gosh that was quite lucky wasn’t it
well gosh that was quite lucky wasn’t it um it obviously just hasn’t shown up and
um it obviously just hasn’t shown up and
um it obviously just hasn’t shown up and we’re okay they took us to the bureau
we’re okay they took us to the bureau
we’re okay they took us to the bureau DeShawn’s because we didn’t have any
DeShawn’s because we didn’t have any
DeShawn’s because we didn’t have any money
so we went and we changed money
so we went and we changed money one
the woman who was holding the plane up
the woman who was holding the plane up on the walkie-talkie said to me if you
on the walkie-talkie said to me if you
on the walkie-talkie said to me if you still need to go to the toilet there’s
still need to go to the toilet there’s
still need to go to the toilet there’s one just over there and you can go now
one just over there and you can go now
one just over there and you can go now if you want
are you sure yeah that’s fine I didn’t
are you sure yeah that’s fine I didn’t go to the toilet I could have got rid of
go to the toilet I could have got rid of
go to the toilet I could have got rid of what I had I could have got rid of the
what I had I could have got rid of the
what I had I could have got rid of the drugs I should have done I shouldn’t
drugs I should have done I shouldn’t
drugs I should have done I shouldn’t have done it in the first place
thanks very much I thought Robert will
thanks very much I thought Robert will be annoyed at me he’s bought the plane
be annoyed at me he’s bought the plane
be annoyed at me he’s bought the plane ticket
ticket
ticket then I’ll owe him money for the plane
then I’ll owe him money for the plane
then I’ll owe him money for the plane ticket so I just again I was thinking
ticket so I just again I was thinking
ticket so I just again I was thinking I’m just gonna do this so it’ll be okay
I’m just gonna do this so it’ll be okay
I’m just gonna do this so it’ll be okay so we changed our money and walked with
so we changed our money and walked with
so we changed our money and walked with this woman and she’s talking to the
this woman and she’s talking to the
this woman and she’s talking to the pilot and she’s telling the pilot we’re
pilot and she’s telling the pilot we’re
pilot and she’s telling the pilot we’re walking down such-and-such a runway and
walking down such-and-such a runway and
walking down such-and-such a runway and we’ll be there within 35 seconds and
we’ll be there within 35 seconds and
we’ll be there within 35 seconds and just as we were walking down this like a
just as we were walking down this like a
just as we were walking down this like a black ramp towards the gate and the
black ramp towards the gate and the
black ramp towards the gate and the plane two men ran up behind me and they
plane two men ran up behind me and they
plane two men ran up behind me and they just grabbed my bag my shoulder and
just grabbed my bag my shoulder and
just grabbed my bag my shoulder and dragged me back to the to the castle
dragged me back to the to the castle
dragged me back to the to the castle Jack we do
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