it’s the thought that counts right welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten Valentine’s Day gift fails before we
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those items and gestures you should
those items and gestures you should steer clear of unless you want to spend
steer clear of unless you want to spend
steer clear of unless you want to spend Valentine’s Day apologizing
number 10 name a cockroach after him or
number 10 name a cockroach after him or her something without wall-to-wall
her something without wall-to-wall
her something without wall-to-wall cockroach a trip to the zoo can be a fun
cockroach a trip to the zoo can be a fun
cockroach a trip to the zoo can be a fun Valentine’s Day activity considering
Valentine’s Day activity considering
Valentine’s Day activity considering adorable animals almost always elicits a
adorable animals almost always elicits a
adorable animals almost always elicits a positive response
positive response
positive response who doesn’t love seeing wobbly penguins
who doesn’t love seeing wobbly penguins
who doesn’t love seeing wobbly penguins fluffy red pandas and cockroaches hey
fluffy red pandas and cockroaches hey
fluffy red pandas and cockroaches hey they can supposedly survive a nuclear
they can supposedly survive a nuclear
they can supposedly survive a nuclear disaster this is ten times the lethal
disaster this is ten times the lethal
disaster this is ten times the lethal dose for humans and look how many
dose for humans and look how many
dose for humans and look how many cockroaches are still kicking so yes
cockroaches are still kicking so yes
cockroaches are still kicking so yes they could work as a creepy-crawly
they could work as a creepy-crawly
they could work as a creepy-crawly representation of the strength of your
representation of the strength of your
representation of the strength of your relationship all we sort of get it we’re
relationship all we sort of get it we’re
relationship all we sort of get it we’re willing about your partner won’t see it
willing about your partner won’t see it
willing about your partner won’t see it the same way even with the Bronx Zoo
the same way even with the Bronx Zoo
the same way even with the Bronx Zoo Valentine’s Day offer to let you and
Valentine’s Day offer to let you and
Valentine’s Day offer to let you and your sweetie name one if you insist on
your sweetie name one if you insist on
your sweetie name one if you insist on making this odd gesture just make sure
making this odd gesture just make sure
making this odd gesture just make sure to reserve your roaches online first at
to reserve your roaches online first at
to reserve your roaches online first at Bronx Zoo comm slash roach seriously
Bronx Zoo comm slash roach seriously
Bronx Zoo comm slash roach seriously yeah means like a cockroach
yeah means like a cockroach
yeah means like a cockroach number 9 get a tattoo of your partner’s
number 9 get a tattoo of your partner’s
number 9 get a tattoo of your partner’s face
face
face [Music]
ha tattoos the ultimate sign of being
ha tattoos the ultimate sign of being devoted to a person sure there’s always
devoted to a person sure there’s always
devoted to a person sure there’s always a potential for a breakup but you can’t
a potential for a breakup but you can’t
a potential for a breakup but you can’t think like that when it comes to love
think like that when it comes to love
think like that when it comes to love cause I gotta happen in fact why not go
cause I gotta happen in fact why not go
cause I gotta happen in fact why not go all out why settle for a name when you
all out why settle for a name when you
all out why settle for a name when you can tattoo your lover’s face onto your
can tattoo your lover’s face onto your
can tattoo your lover’s face onto your body and underneath each day I win
body and underneath each day I win
body and underneath each day I win and then chef flames swing up father
and then chef flames swing up father
and then chef flames swing up father we’re sure your lover really wants to
we’re sure your lover really wants to
we’re sure your lover really wants to see his or her own face staring back at
see his or her own face staring back at
see his or her own face staring back at them when you two are getting intimate
them when you two are getting intimate
them when you two are getting intimate on Valentine’s Day in case it was
on Valentine’s Day in case it was
on Valentine’s Day in case it was unclear we’re being sarcastic and happy
unclear we’re being sarcastic and happy
unclear we’re being sarcastic and happy holidays and everything good happy
holidays and everything good happy
holidays and everything good happy holidays
holidays
holidays there are many creative ways to do
there are many creative ways to do
there are many creative ways to do couples tattoos but a name and worth of
couples tattoos but a name and worth of
couples tattoos but a name and worth of face are two expressions of love that
face are two expressions of love that
face are two expressions of love that are best avoided I’d like to take his
are best avoided I’d like to take his
are best avoided I’d like to take his his face off
number eight go on a dinner date to
number eight go on a dinner date to Hooters or Pizza Hut this Valentine’s
Hooters or Pizza Hut this Valentine’s
Hooters or Pizza Hut this Valentine’s Day enjoy hooters wings for to the go-to
Day enjoy hooters wings for to the go-to
Day enjoy hooters wings for to the go-to date for Valentine’s Day is of course
date for Valentine’s Day is of course
date for Valentine’s Day is of course dinner and a restaurant people reserve
dinner and a restaurant people reserve
dinner and a restaurant people reserve tables well in advance so they can have
tables well in advance so they can have
tables well in advance so they can have an evening full of attractive women and
an evening full of attractive women and
an evening full of attractive women and tight tank tops every food establishment
tight tank tops every food establishment
tight tank tops every food establishment fast or otherwise as specials for the
fast or otherwise as specials for the
fast or otherwise as specials for the young lovers who walk through their
young lovers who walk through their
young lovers who walk through their doors this apparently includes a certain
doors this apparently includes a certain
doors this apparently includes a certain restaurant chain that’s more known for
restaurant chain that’s more known for
restaurant chain that’s more known for their waitstaff than their food and
their waitstaff than their food and
their waitstaff than their food and that’s that you’re a bruders girl what
that’s that you’re a bruders girl what
that’s that you’re a bruders girl what happened to five-year plan huh wonder
happened to five-year plan huh wonder
happened to five-year plan huh wonder why look there’s nothing wrong with
why look there’s nothing wrong with
why look there’s nothing wrong with these establishments but maybe resist
these establishments but maybe resist
these establishments but maybe resist Pizza Hut’s extravagant engagement
Pizza Hut’s extravagant engagement
Pizza Hut’s extravagant engagement package On February 14 this package has
package On February 14 this package has
package On February 14 this package has always been big enough at the very least
always been big enough at the very least
always been big enough at the very least go to Red Lobster thank you when he
go to Red Lobster thank you when he
go to Red Lobster thank you when he wants me number seven
wants me number seven
wants me number seven use the Kissinger not everyone can be
use the Kissinger not everyone can be
use the Kissinger not everyone can be with their significant other on
with their significant other on
with their significant other on Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day some people rely on phone calls emails
some people rely on phone calls emails
some people rely on phone calls emails chatting or the Kissinger we understand
chatting or the Kissinger we understand
chatting or the Kissinger we understand the longing to kiss a loved one
the longing to kiss a loved one
the longing to kiss a loved one especially if you haven’t seen them in a
especially if you haven’t seen them in a
especially if you haven’t seen them in a while but kissing a robotic Pig doesn’t
while but kissing a robotic Pig doesn’t
while but kissing a robotic Pig doesn’t really seem like the solution we’re not
really seem like the solution we’re not
really seem like the solution we’re not quite sure how it emulates your
quite sure how it emulates your
quite sure how it emulates your partner’s lips but apparently when you
partner’s lips but apparently when you
partner’s lips but apparently when you both have one hooked up to a computer
both have one hooked up to a computer
both have one hooked up to a computer it’s just like the real thing
we have our doubts but hey maybe it’s a
we have our doubts but hey maybe it’s a good way to practice at least no one
good way to practice at least no one
good way to practice at least no one likes being called Ruffy when it comes
likes being called Ruffy when it comes
likes being called Ruffy when it comes to kissing I just wondered how much
to kissing I just wondered how much
to kissing I just wondered how much practice you can only press everybody
practice you can only press everybody
practice you can only press everybody needs practice without my first kiss
needs practice without my first kiss
needs practice without my first kiss since 1945 number 6 give the pillow-talk
since 1945 number 6 give the pillow-talk
since 1945 number 6 give the pillow-talk heart beat you know how movies show
heart beat you know how movies show
heart beat you know how movies show partner a resting their head on partner
partner a resting their head on partner
partner a resting their head on partner for you chest listening to their
for you chest listening to their
for you chest listening to their heartbeat that’s all well and good but
heartbeat that’s all well and good but
heartbeat that’s all well and good but it’s kind of a hard position to maintain
it’s kind of a hard position to maintain
it’s kind of a hard position to maintain overnight if you’ve ever tried it in
overnight if you’ve ever tried it in
overnight if you’ve ever tried it in real life thankfully there is a way to
real life thankfully there is a way to
real life thankfully there is a way to listen to that heartbeat without waking
listen to that heartbeat without waking
listen to that heartbeat without waking up with a stiff neck introducing me hey
up with a stiff neck introducing me hey
up with a stiff neck introducing me hey isn’t this taking things a little far
isn’t this taking things a little far
isn’t this taking things a little far pillow talk heart beat you can put this
pillow talk heart beat you can put this
pillow talk heart beat you can put this device under your pillow and hear your
device under your pillow and hear your
device under your pillow and hear your lover’s heart beating as long as they
lover’s heart beating as long as they
lover’s heart beating as long as they wear the matching wristband sounds great
wear the matching wristband sounds great
wear the matching wristband sounds great but there’s a couple of instructions for
but there’s a couple of instructions for
but there’s a couple of instructions for getting it to a partner without coming
getting it to a partner without coming
getting it to a partner without coming off as insanely clingy number 5 try out
off as insanely clingy number 5 try out
off as insanely clingy number 5 try out some shared clothing here’s my challenge
some shared clothing here’s my challenge
some shared clothing here’s my challenge as gala and tonight we play ping pong as
as gala and tonight we play ping pong as
as gala and tonight we play ping pong as one if you thought couples sweaters were
one if you thought couples sweaters were
one if you thought couples sweaters were over-the-top you’re right but there’s an
over-the-top you’re right but there’s an
over-the-top you’re right but there’s an evolve form that’ll make you long for
evolve form that’ll make you long for
evolve form that’ll make you long for the days where you and your significant
the days where you and your significant
the days where you and your significant other wore matching tops get that couple
other wore matching tops get that couple
other wore matching tops get that couple sweater with mini makes us both win oh I
sweater with mini makes us both win oh I
sweater with mini makes us both win oh I can’t wear that
can’t wear that
can’t wear that you can now share a sweater with your
you can now share a sweater with your
you can now share a sweater with your partner for maximum awkward snuggling
partner for maximum awkward snuggling
partner for maximum awkward snuggling and uncomfortable hand-holding and if
and uncomfortable hand-holding and if
and uncomfortable hand-holding and if you want to take things up to the
you want to take things up to the
you want to take things up to the bedroom fear not because there’s
bedroom fear not because there’s
bedroom fear not because there’s something equally terrible available for
something equally terrible available for
something equally terrible available for those intimate moments fundies because
those intimate moments fundies because
those intimate moments fundies because nothing says fun like sharing underwear
nothing says fun like sharing underwear
nothing says fun like sharing underwear seriously if you want your naked
seriously if you want your naked
seriously if you want your naked genitalia to be that close to your
genitalia to be that close to your
genitalia to be that close to your partner just drop the undergarments all
partner just drop the undergarments all
partner just drop the undergarments all together wedgie number 4 gift him or her
together wedgie number 4 gift him or her
together wedgie number 4 gift him or her with a chocolate-covered scale this
with a chocolate-covered scale this
with a chocolate-covered scale this should go without saying but just in
should go without saying but just in
should go without saying but just in case don’t get any gift that revolves
case don’t get any gift that revolves
case don’t get any gift that revolves around weight no exercise equipment no
around weight no exercise equipment no
around weight no exercise equipment no gym memberships and do not pour the love
gym memberships and do not pour the love
gym memberships and do not pour the love of cupid bring up any form of dieting
of cupid bring up any form of dieting
of cupid bring up any form of dieting and if you’re worried about criticism
and if you’re worried about criticism
and if you’re worried about criticism sometimes
sometimes
sometimes diet is the best defense any
diet is the best defense any
diet is the best defense any well-meaning I thought you said you
well-meaning I thought you said you
well-meaning I thought you said you wanted to lose weight gifts will have
wanted to lose weight gifts will have
wanted to lose weight gifts will have the exact opposite effect even it is a
the exact opposite effect even it is a
the exact opposite effect even it is a joke presence like this scale
joke presence like this scale
joke presence like this scale despite its chocolate treats and
despite its chocolate treats and
despite its chocolate treats and encouraging messages the simple fact
encouraging messages the simple fact
encouraging messages the simple fact that it’s a scale will overshadow all
that it’s a scale will overshadow all
that it’s a scale will overshadow all else I have to walk home with no money
else I have to walk home with no money
else I have to walk home with no money and no phone and you burned over a
and no phone and you burned over a
and no phone and you burned over a thousand calories so just get a box of
thousand calories so just get a box of
thousand calories so just get a box of chocolates and tell your partner that
chocolates and tell your partner that
chocolates and tell your partner that they tip the scales of love for you now
they tip the scales of love for you now
they tip the scales of love for you now that no smells like there’s a little
that no smells like there’s a little
that no smells like there’s a little bitch in my gym just kidding
bitch in my gym just kidding
bitch in my gym just kidding we don’t mention weight remember not
we don’t mention weight remember not
we don’t mention weight remember not even in a cute joke I’m pregnant are you
even in a cute joke I’m pregnant are you
even in a cute joke I’m pregnant are you sure you’re not just getting fat number
sure you’re not just getting fat number
sure you’re not just getting fat number three wrap up some edible anuses what’s
three wrap up some edible anuses what’s
three wrap up some edible anuses what’s a rim job let’s be honest chocolate is
a rim job let’s be honest chocolate is
a rim job let’s be honest chocolate is the Valentine’s Day treat and you know
the Valentine’s Day treat and you know
the Valentine’s Day treat and you know chocolate is the symbol of love it’s
chocolate is the symbol of love it’s
chocolate is the symbol of love it’s delicious it’s sexy and it’s apparently
delicious it’s sexy and it’s apparently
delicious it’s sexy and it’s apparently a great way to tell someone that they’re
a great way to tell someone that they’re
a great way to tell someone that they’re full of crap
full of crap
full of crap wait what this is for Valentine’s Day so
wait what this is for Valentine’s Day so
wait what this is for Valentine’s Day so maybe it’s a subtle way to tell someone
maybe it’s a subtle way to tell someone
maybe it’s a subtle way to tell someone that you want to experiment in the
that you want to experiment in the
that you want to experiment in the bedroom yeah it was good except he kind
bedroom yeah it was good except he kind
bedroom yeah it was good except he kind of licked my butt you know what we mean
of licked my butt you know what we mean
of licked my butt you know what we mean we understand wanting to put a creative
we understand wanting to put a creative
we understand wanting to put a creative spin on an old classic but eating anus
spin on an old classic but eating anus
spin on an old classic but eating anus shaped candy isn’t how we want to end
shaped candy isn’t how we want to end
shaped candy isn’t how we want to end our romantic evening no matter how
our romantic evening no matter how
our romantic evening no matter how sensual they try to make the product
sensual they try to make the product
sensual they try to make the product look this might be the one time you hope
look this might be the one time you hope
look this might be the one time you hope the chocolate melts in your hand and not
the chocolate melts in your hand and not
the chocolate melts in your hand and not in your mouth so we’ll grab a bite
in your mouth so we’ll grab a bite
in your mouth so we’ll grab a bite somewhere here’s fine number two give
somewhere here’s fine number two give
somewhere here’s fine number two give him or her the huggy gram ah I feel so
him or her the huggy gram ah I feel so
him or her the huggy gram ah I feel so loved all right the Kissinger did not
loved all right the Kissinger did not
loved all right the Kissinger did not land but what if we tone it down a bit
land but what if we tone it down a bit
land but what if we tone it down a bit you can work up to simulated kissing
you can work up to simulated kissing
you can work up to simulated kissing with some simulated hugging their
with some simulated hugging their
with some simulated hugging their handshake I don’t like it no one likes
handshake I don’t like it no one likes
handshake I don’t like it no one likes it
it
it flowers are about as played out as the
flowers are about as played out as the
flowers are about as played out as the phrase played out so why not embrace
phrase played out so why not embrace
phrase played out so why not embrace your intimate side and give this clearly
your intimate side and give this clearly
your intimate side and give this clearly superior gift even when you can’t be
superior gift even when you can’t be
superior gift even when you can’t be with them they can still experience your
with them they can still experience your
with them they can still experience your loving embrace
loving embrace
loving embrace you can wrap these arms around your
you can wrap these arms around your
you can wrap these arms around your waist like an inner tube or around your
waist like an inner tube or around your
waist like an inner tube or around your neck like a uniquely designed scarf that
neck like a uniquely designed scarf that
neck like a uniquely designed scarf that talks if a hug isn’t enough you can
talks if a hug isn’t enough you can
talks if a hug isn’t enough you can always upgrade to the boyfriend pillow
always upgrade to the boyfriend pillow
always upgrade to the boyfriend pillow because why sleep alone when you can
because why sleep alone when you can
because why sleep alone when you can sleep with a stuffed torso and
sleep with a stuffed torso and
sleep with a stuffed torso and outstretched arm sorry I use myself in
outstretched arm sorry I use myself in
outstretched arm sorry I use myself in case our awful sales pitch didn’t say it
case our awful sales pitch didn’t say it
case our awful sales pitch didn’t say it loud enough these are all bad ideas
loud enough these are all bad ideas
loud enough these are all bad ideas before we get to the least romantic gift
before we get to the least romantic gift
before we get to the least romantic gift let’s add these dishonorable mentions to
let’s add these dishonorable mentions to
let’s add these dishonorable mentions to the no column number one surprise your
the no column number one surprise your
the no column number one surprise your partner with the two-carat mug those
partner with the two-carat mug those
partner with the two-carat mug those ones you like right from that kiosk get
ones you like right from that kiosk get
ones you like right from that kiosk get them all yeah remember our warning about
them all yeah remember our warning about
them all yeah remember our warning about weight related gifts take that same rule
weight related gifts take that same rule
weight related gifts take that same rule and multiply it by 9000 it’s over 9000
and multiply it by 9000 it’s over 9000
and multiply it by 9000 it’s over 9000 ah sorry over 9000 when it comes to
ah sorry over 9000 when it comes to
ah sorry over 9000 when it comes to gifts involving engagement valentine’s
gifts involving engagement valentine’s
gifts involving engagement valentine’s Day is a prime opportunity to pop the
Day is a prime opportunity to pop the
Day is a prime opportunity to pop the question so the last thing any sane
question so the last thing any sane
question so the last thing any sane individual should ever do is offer up a
individual should ever do is offer up a
individual should ever do is offer up a mock proposal guess we should make it
mock proposal guess we should make it
mock proposal guess we should make it official huh the to karat mug sits
official huh the to karat mug sits
official huh the to karat mug sits inside of a black ring box
inside of a black ring box
inside of a black ring box with the ring facing outward and it may
with the ring facing outward and it may
with the ring facing outward and it may look legit but when you pull the ring
look legit but when you pull the ring
look legit but when you pull the ring out you discover that it’s attached to
out you discover that it’s attached to
out you discover that it’s attached to the mug do not we repeat do not give any
the mug do not we repeat do not give any
the mug do not we repeat do not give any sort of ring on Valentine’s Day unless
sort of ring on Valentine’s Day unless
sort of ring on Valentine’s Day unless you’re ready to make a long-term
you’re ready to make a long-term
you’re ready to make a long-term commitment or you’re ready to get dumped
commitment or you’re ready to get dumped
commitment or you’re ready to get dumped [Music]
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