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Top 10 DUMBEST Inventions of All Time


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[Music] there is no such thing as a bad idea

there is no such thing as a bad idea

there is no such thing as a bad idea well except for these welcome to

well except for these welcome to

well except for these welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting

watchmojo.com and today we’re counting

watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten dumbest

down our picks for the top ten dumbest

down our picks for the top ten dumbest inventions and it increases your cup

inventions and it increases your cup

inventions and it increases your cup size to full cups but then it goes down

size to full cups but then it goes down

size to full cups but then it goes down yeah for this list we’re taking a look

yeah for this list we’re taking a look

yeah for this list we’re taking a look at products that sound too bizarre to

at products that sound too bizarre to

at products that sound too bizarre to exist but they do people are waiting to

exist but they do people are waiting to

exist but they do people are waiting to tee off there’s no restroom out here has

tee off there’s no restroom out here has

tee off there’s no restroom out here has this happened to you I’ve got the

this happened to you I’ve got the

this happened to you I’ve got the perfect gift

perfect gift

perfect gift number 10 Hawaii chair and I’m gonna get

number 10 Hawaii chair and I’m gonna get

number 10 Hawaii chair and I’m gonna get yours what a minute

yours what a minute

yours what a minute what what does this have to do with

what what does this have to do with

what what does this have to do with Hawaii if you’re stuck in an office all

Hawaii if you’re stuck in an office all

Hawaii if you’re stuck in an office all day finding the time to work out can be

day finding the time to work out can be

day finding the time to work out can be a struggle the Hawaii chair also known

a struggle the Hawaii chair also known

a struggle the Hawaii chair also known as the hula chair is intended to kill

as the hula chair is intended to kill

as the hula chair is intended to kill two birds with one stone with the

two birds with one stone with the

two birds with one stone with the appearance of a regular desk chair this

appearance of a regular desk chair this

appearance of a regular desk chair this invention possesses a rotating seat that

invention possesses a rotating seat that

invention possesses a rotating seat that mimics a hula dance this is truly the

mimics a hula dance this is truly the

mimics a hula dance this is truly the machine that takes the work out of your

machine that takes the work out of your

machine that takes the work out of your workout users can exercise their whole

workout users can exercise their whole

workout users can exercise their whole body without even standing up at least

body without even standing up at least

body without even standing up at least that’s what the infomercial implies as

that’s what the infomercial implies as

that’s what the infomercial implies as far as fitness equipment goes the Hawaii

far as fitness equipment goes the Hawaii

far as fitness equipment goes the Hawaii chair is hardly a substitute for the

chair is hardly a substitute for the

chair is hardly a substitute for the treadmill or elliptical on top of that

treadmill or elliptical on top of that

treadmill or elliptical on top of that it’s too rambunctious to function in a

it’s too rambunctious to function in a

it’s too rambunctious to function in a quiet workplace environment

quiet workplace environment

quiet workplace environment imagine answering the phone or using the

imagine answering the phone or using the

imagine answering the phone or using the computer while riding a tilt-a-whirl

computer while riding a tilt-a-whirl

computer while riding a tilt-a-whirl it’s bound to end badly if you can sit

it’s bound to end badly if you can sit

it’s bound to end badly if you can sit you can get fit the Hawaii chain number

you can get fit the Hawaii chain number

you can get fit the Hawaii chain number nine lipstick stencil do you have

nine lipstick stencil do you have

nine lipstick stencil do you have trouble applying lipstick well even if

trouble applying lipstick well even if

trouble applying lipstick well even if you do we would not recommend wasting

you do we would not recommend wasting

you do we would not recommend wasting your money on a lipstick stencil you’re

your money on a lipstick stencil you’re

your money on a lipstick stencil you’re a whore where your whore makeup your

a whore where your whore makeup your

a whore where your whore makeup your whore this Japanese product is supposed

whore this Japanese product is supposed

whore this Japanese product is supposed to prevent lipstick from bleeding

to prevent lipstick from bleeding

to prevent lipstick from bleeding outside the lines of your lips by

outside the lines of your lips by

outside the lines of your lips by strapping the uncomfortable headgear to

strapping the uncomfortable headgear to

strapping the uncomfortable headgear to your face

your face

your face you can use the mouth shaped outline to

you can use the mouth shaped outline to

you can use the mouth shaped outline to keep lipstick inside the lip area

keep lipstick inside the lip area

keep lipstick inside the lip area Cousteau Mota evolution

Cousteau Mota evolution

Cousteau Mota evolution I’m on the bed apparently the people

I’m on the bed apparently the people

I’m on the bed apparently the people behind this ridiculous invention have

behind this ridiculous invention have

behind this ridiculous invention have never heard of lipliner aside from being

never heard of lipliner aside from being

never heard of lipliner aside from being inefficient the lipstick stencil looks

inefficient the lipstick stencil looks

inefficient the lipstick stencil looks like it was designed to restrain

like it was designed to restrain

like it was designed to restrain Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal Lecter apparently Lois had murdered a transient

apparently Lois had murdered a transient

apparently Lois had murdered a transient and done things with the skin of course

and done things with the skin of course

and done things with the skin of course if you ever come across one of these

if you ever come across one of these

if you ever come across one of these eyesores you can always use it to carve

eyesores you can always use it to carve

eyesores you can always use it to carve a jack-o-lantern for Halloween number 8

a jack-o-lantern for Halloween number 8

a jack-o-lantern for Halloween number 8 the flow be a lot of kids like trendy or

the flow be a lot of kids like trendy or

the flow be a lot of kids like trendy or haircuts they like it very short here

haircuts they like it very short here

haircuts they like it very short here mm-hmm and that long right or any

mm-hmm and that long right or any

mm-hmm and that long right or any variation on that getting a haircut

variation on that getting a haircut

variation on that getting a haircut might be a hassle but buying a Flowbee

might be a hassle but buying a Flowbee

might be a hassle but buying a Flowbee isn’t exactly a superior alternative

isn’t exactly a superior alternative

isn’t exactly a superior alternative invented by Ricky hunt and patented in

invented by Ricky hunt and patented in

invented by Ricky hunt and patented in 1986 this vacuum cleaner attachment

1986 this vacuum cleaner attachment

1986 this vacuum cleaner attachment claims that it allows users to give

claims that it allows users to give

claims that it allows users to give themselves quick precise haircuts

themselves quick precise haircuts

themselves quick precise haircuts now you can maintain your favorite

now you can maintain your favorite

now you can maintain your favorite haircuts at all time the problem is it’s

haircuts at all time the problem is it’s

haircuts at all time the problem is it’s not very quick or precise and some would

not very quick or precise and some would

not very quick or precise and some would argue that it doesn’t even really cut

argue that it doesn’t even really cut

argue that it doesn’t even really cut hair while many have complained that

hair while many have complained that

hair while many have complained that flow bees are ineffective two million

flow bees are ineffective two million

flow bees are ineffective two million devices were sold by the year 2000 this

devices were sold by the year 2000 this

devices were sold by the year 2000 this invention is so notorious that it was

invention is so notorious that it was

invention is so notorious that it was actually parodied in Wayne’s World just

actually parodied in Wayne’s World just

actually parodied in Wayne’s World just a trim don’t buzz me all right

instead of the flow bee though it was

instead of the flow bee though it was appropriately titled the suck cut as you

appropriately titled the suck cut as you

appropriately titled the suck cut as you can see it cuts as it but it certainly

can see it cuts as it but it certainly

can see it cuts as it but it certainly does suck number seven the better

does suck number seven the better

does suck number seven the better marriage blanket it’s the problem in the

marriage blanket it’s the problem in the

marriage blanket it’s the problem in the marriage bed that no one likes to talk

marriage bed that no one likes to talk

marriage bed that no one likes to talk about maybe that’s why they call it

about maybe that’s why they call it

about maybe that’s why they call it silent but deadly couples get divorced

silent but deadly couples get divorced

silent but deadly couples get divorced for a variety of reasons although we

for a variety of reasons although we

for a variety of reasons although we highly doubt flatulence is among the

highly doubt flatulence is among the

highly doubt flatulence is among the leading causes how many times have you

leading causes how many times have you

leading causes how many times have you farted in bed and held my head under the

farted in bed and held my head under the

farted in bed and held my head under the covers that’s completely different yet

covers that’s completely different yet

covers that’s completely different yet different mom this product is so

different mom this product is so

different mom this product is so ludicrous that you would swear it’s from

ludicrous that you would swear it’s from

ludicrous that you would swear it’s from a fake Saturday Night Live commercial

a fake Saturday Night Live commercial

a fake Saturday Night Live commercial offending molecules are absorbed before

offending molecules are absorbed before

offending molecules are absorbed before anyone knows they’re there we assure you

anyone knows they’re there we assure you

anyone knows they’re there we assure you though the better marriage blanket is

though the better marriage blanket is

though the better marriage blanket is all too real if you or your spouse lets

all too real if you or your spouse lets

all too real if you or your spouse lets one rip in bed this comforter will

one rip in bed this comforter will

one rip in bed this comforter will miraculously absorb the fart it even

miraculously absorb the fart it even

miraculously absorb the fart it even contains a layer of carbon activated

contains a layer of carbon activated

contains a layer of carbon activated fabric

fabric

fabric does that mean it can also be used as

does that mean it can also be used as

does that mean it can also be used as protection against chemical warfare

protection against chemical warfare

protection against chemical warfare regardless if you want to freshen up

regardless if you want to freshen up

regardless if you want to freshen up your stinky love life maybe just lay off

your stinky love life maybe just lay off

your stinky love life maybe just lay off the beans and asparagus okay oh my god

the beans and asparagus okay oh my god

the beans and asparagus okay oh my god oh my god oh my gosh don’t do that what

oh my god oh my gosh don’t do that what

oh my god oh my gosh don’t do that what am i doing don’t far in the bed number

am i doing don’t far in the bed number

am i doing don’t far in the bed number six the wine rack this is the wine rag

six the wine rack this is the wine rag

six the wine rack this is the wine rag some people call it a beer brah

some people call it a beer brah

some people call it a beer brah but we’re a little classier around here

but we’re a little classier around here

but we’re a little classier around here so this is the wine rack Jever wish

so this is the wine rack Jever wish

so this is the wine rack Jever wish there were an easier way to drink wine

there were an easier way to drink wine

there were an easier way to drink wine on the go then the wine rack is the

on the go then the wine rack is the

on the go then the wine rack is the brassiere for you this outrageous

brassiere for you this outrageous

brassiere for you this outrageous invention is kind of like a camel back

invention is kind of like a camel back

invention is kind of like a camel back for vino fans instead of a backpack that

for vino fans instead of a backpack that

for vino fans instead of a backpack that carries water however it’s a bra that

carries water however it’s a bra that

carries water however it’s a bra that carries wine we wear things but the wine

carries wine we wear things but the wine

carries wine we wear things but the wine rack can hold up to 25 ounces which is

rack can hold up to 25 ounces which is

rack can hold up to 25 ounces which is essentially one bottle of wine if that’s

essentially one bottle of wine if that’s

essentially one bottle of wine if that’s not enough to quench your thirst a wine

not enough to quench your thirst a wine

not enough to quench your thirst a wine glass holder necklace can also come in

glass holder necklace can also come in

glass holder necklace can also come in handy of course if you use either of

handy of course if you use either of

handy of course if you use either of these items on a regular basis you may

these items on a regular basis you may

these items on a regular basis you may want to check into the nearest rehab

want to check into the nearest rehab

want to check into the nearest rehab facility or at least attend an a a

facility or at least attend an a a

facility or at least attend an a a meeting and you can be talking to a

meeting and you can be talking to a

meeting and you can be talking to a teacher’ ago you got it what you know or

teacher’ ago you got it what you know or

teacher’ ago you got it what you know or good kick baby and you’re sucking on the

good kick baby and you’re sucking on the

good kick baby and you’re sucking on the thing number five the euro club this is

thing number five the euro club this is

thing number five the euro club this is a trademark patent pending product that

a trademark patent pending product that

a trademark patent pending product that functions as a self-contained receptacle

functions as a self-contained receptacle

functions as a self-contained receptacle you’re on a golf course having the

you’re on a golf course having the

you’re on a golf course having the greatest game of your life when all of a

greatest game of your life when all of a

greatest game of your life when all of a sudden nature calls fear not the euro

sudden nature calls fear not the euro

sudden nature calls fear not the euro club will resolve your potty emergency

club will resolve your potty emergency

club will resolve your potty emergency bullets a Ponzi emergency the ads for

bullets a Ponzi emergency the ads for

bullets a Ponzi emergency the ads for the euro club promise a quote discreet

the euro club promise a quote discreet

the euro club promise a quote discreet sanitary way for your urgent relief

sanitary way for your urgent relief

sanitary way for your urgent relief however there’s nothing discreet about

however there’s nothing discreet about

however there’s nothing discreet about peeing into a golf club with receptacle

peeing into a golf club with receptacle

peeing into a golf club with receptacle built into the grip the uroclub comes

built into the grip the uroclub comes

built into the grip the uroclub comes with a towel and appears that you are

with a towel and appears that you are

with a towel and appears that you are just checking out your club leak-proof

just checking out your club leak-proof

just checking out your club leak-proof easy to clean and no embarrassing

easy to clean and no embarrassing

easy to clean and no embarrassing moments covering yourself with a towel

moments covering yourself with a towel

moments covering yourself with a towel isn’t going to fool anybody either

isn’t going to fool anybody either

isn’t going to fool anybody either it’s also worth pointing out that public

it’s also worth pointing out that public

it’s also worth pointing out that public urination is illegal in most places

urination is illegal in most places

urination is illegal in most places let’s let’s not talk about illegal

let’s let’s not talk about illegal

let’s let’s not talk about illegal mister I like to pee on little boys

mister I like to pee on little boys

mister I like to pee on little boys who’s at the playground in the middle of

who’s at the playground in the middle of

who’s at the playground in the middle of the night nah that’s even weirder

the night nah that’s even weirder

the night nah that’s even weirder you’re better off seeking out the

you’re better off seeking out the

you’re better off seeking out the nearest toilet especially if it comes

nearest toilet especially if it comes

nearest toilet especially if it comes equipped with a potty putter seriously

equipped with a potty putter seriously

equipped with a potty putter seriously why do inventors keep associating golf

why do inventors keep associating golf

why do inventors keep associating golf with the bathroom leak-proof easy to

with the bathroom leak-proof easy to

with the bathroom leak-proof easy to clean and no embarrassing moments order

clean and no embarrassing moments order

clean and no embarrassing moments order now and get a second euro Club for half

now and get a second euro Club for half

now and get a second euro Club for half price the Euro club the only Club in

price the Euro club the only Club in

price the Euro club the only Club in your bag guaranteed to keep you out of

your bag guaranteed to keep you out of

your bag guaranteed to keep you out of the woods number four the neck Pro slide

the woods number four the neck Pro slide

the woods number four the neck Pro slide on the head halter and tighten by

on the head halter and tighten by

on the head halter and tighten by pulling the chin straps forward and

pulling the chin straps forward and

pulling the chin straps forward and attaching to the velcro around the chin

attaching to the velcro around the chin

attaching to the velcro around the chin at first glance this invention might

at first glance this invention might

at first glance this invention might look like a torture device or a really

look like a torture device or a really

look like a torture device or a really weird sex toy believe it or not it’s

weird sex toy believe it or not it’s

weird sex toy believe it or not it’s actually intended to reduce neck pain

actually intended to reduce neck pain

actually intended to reduce neck pain but we wouldn’t be surprised if somebody

but we wouldn’t be surprised if somebody

but we wouldn’t be surprised if somebody used the neck Pro for auto-erotic

used the neck Pro for auto-erotic

used the neck Pro for auto-erotic asphyxiation

asphyxiation

asphyxiation here’s how this traction device

here’s how this traction device

here’s how this traction device supposedly works first attach the

supposedly works first attach the

supposedly works first attach the bracket to a door second sit up against

bracket to a door second sit up against

bracket to a door second sit up against the closed door and put your head in the

the closed door and put your head in the

the closed door and put your head in the chin straps third pull the cord to

chin straps third pull the cord to

chin straps third pull the cord to adjust tension finally sit and relax for

adjust tension finally sit and relax for

adjust tension finally sit and relax for several minutes although we’re not sure

several minutes although we’re not sure

several minutes although we’re not sure how anybody could possibly relax under

how anybody could possibly relax under

how anybody could possibly relax under these circumstances sorry but we’ll take

these circumstances sorry but we’ll take

these circumstances sorry but we’ll take our chances with a chiropractor over

our chances with a chiropractor over

our chances with a chiropractor over this accident waiting to happen well

this accident waiting to happen well

this accident waiting to happen well it’s not funny

number three the car exhaust grill why

number three the car exhaust grill why stop at a drive-thru restaurant when you

stop at a drive-thru restaurant when you

stop at a drive-thru restaurant when you can just fire up the car exhaust grill

can just fire up the car exhaust grill

can just fire up the car exhaust grill sure you might contract a fatal disease

sure you might contract a fatal disease

sure you might contract a fatal disease but at least the burger will taste

but at least the burger will taste

but at least the burger will taste rancid invented by Ruhollah Marek poor

rancid invented by Ruhollah Marek poor

rancid invented by Ruhollah Marek poor of Iran this device attaches to your

of Iran this device attaches to your

of Iran this device attaches to your car’s exhaust pipe

car’s exhaust pipe

car’s exhaust pipe there’s no exhaust pipe that’s right

there’s no exhaust pipe that’s right

there’s no exhaust pipe that’s right thanks to Ed Begley Jr x’ electric motor

thanks to Ed Begley Jr x’ electric motor

thanks to Ed Begley Jr x’ electric motor after putting a raw beefy patty inside

after putting a raw beefy patty inside

after putting a raw beefy patty inside the grill hi you need to do is drive

the grill hi you need to do is drive

the grill hi you need to do is drive around and let the heat cook the meat

around and let the heat cook the meat

around and let the heat cook the meat while the creator’s claim that the fumes

while the creator’s claim that the fumes

while the creator’s claim that the fumes will travel away from the burger we have

will travel away from the burger we have

will travel away from the burger we have a hard time believing this accessory is

a hard time believing this accessory is

a hard time believing this accessory is 100% sanitary apply it to the inside of

100% sanitary apply it to the inside of

100% sanitary apply it to the inside of the exhaust pipe

the exhaust pipe

the exhaust pipe [Music]

and you should have enough time to walk

and you should have enough time to walk away before the fun start suddenly fast

away before the fun start suddenly fast

away before the fun start suddenly fast food is starting to sound like a healthy

food is starting to sound like a healthy

food is starting to sound like a healthy option number two the goldfish Walker if

option number two the goldfish Walker if

option number two the goldfish Walker if you have a goldfish you should avoid

you have a goldfish you should avoid

you have a goldfish you should avoid putting its tank in direct sunlight

putting its tank in direct sunlight

putting its tank in direct sunlight this not only creates a large amount of

this not only creates a large amount of

this not only creates a large amount of algae but can also cause the water

algae but can also cause the water

algae but can also cause the water temperature to rise and overheat your

temperature to rise and overheat your

temperature to rise and overheat your fish we wonder if Mick Madden knew this

fish we wonder if Mick Madden knew this

fish we wonder if Mick Madden knew this when he invented the goldfish Walker a

when he invented the goldfish Walker a

when he invented the goldfish Walker a middle-aged metal worker from northern

middle-aged metal worker from northern

middle-aged metal worker from northern England Madden felt that his two little

England Madden felt that his two little

England Madden felt that his two little fishies Malcolm and Ethel needed to get

fishies Malcolm and Ethel needed to get

fishies Malcolm and Ethel needed to get out and see the world Klaus you’re on

out and see the world Klaus you’re on

out and see the world Klaus you’re on outside fish now

outside fish now

outside fish now not cool droll I’m a fish thus he

not cool droll I’m a fish thus he

not cool droll I’m a fish thus he attached a fishbowl to a trolley to

attached a fishbowl to a trolley to

attached a fishbowl to a trolley to create a portable aquarium

create a portable aquarium

create a portable aquarium now his fishy friends can experience the

now his fishy friends can experience the

now his fishy friends can experience the great outdoors like dogs although it’s

great outdoors like dogs although it’s

great outdoors like dogs although it’s safe to say that Madden is the real fish

safe to say that Madden is the real fish

safe to say that Madden is the real fish out of water

out of water

out of water don’t forget it daddy I can’t take a

don’t forget it daddy I can’t take a

don’t forget it daddy I can’t take a goldfish on a walk before we get to our

goldfish on a walk before we get to our

goldfish on a walk before we get to our top pick here are some honorable or in

top pick here are some honorable or in

top pick here are some honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions a little

this case dishonorable mentions a little

this case dishonorable mentions a little darling Andy you are so precious now

darling Andy you are so precious now

darling Andy you are so precious now let’s take a look that push maintains a

let’s take a look that push maintains a

let’s take a look that push maintains a more natural shape while resting on your

more natural shape while resting on your

more natural shape while resting on your side no straps no under wires no

side no straps no under wires no

side no straps no under wires no constraint

constraint

constraint [Music]

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[Music] number one the baby cage thank you

number one the baby cage thank you

number one the baby cage thank you uh-huh is this for when we buy the baby

uh-huh is this for when we buy the baby

uh-huh is this for when we buy the baby dog oh it’s a baby cage it’s a good one

dog oh it’s a baby cage it’s a good one

dog oh it’s a baby cage it’s a good one too

too

too we’re as shocked as you are that this

we’re as shocked as you are that this

we’re as shocked as you are that this invention actually existed initially

invention actually existed initially

invention actually existed initially patented by Emma Reid in 1922 the baby

patented by Emma Reid in 1922 the baby

patented by Emma Reid in 1922 the baby cage wasn’t a best-seller in America gee

cage wasn’t a best-seller in America gee

cage wasn’t a best-seller in America gee isn’t that surprising

isn’t that surprising

isn’t that surprising in 1937 however this deathtrap was

in 1937 however this deathtrap was

in 1937 however this deathtrap was distributed to the Chelsea baby club in

distributed to the Chelsea baby club in

distributed to the Chelsea baby club in London really bad I promise you well if

London really bad I promise you well if

London really bad I promise you well if it’s a baby in a cage the idea was to

it’s a baby in a cage the idea was to

it’s a baby in a cage the idea was to attach these cages to apartment windows

attach these cages to apartment windows

attach these cages to apartment windows so infants could get some fresh air

so infants could get some fresh air

so infants could get some fresh air after all it’s not like parents can just

after all it’s not like parents can just

after all it’s not like parents can just take their babies for a stroll outside

take their babies for a stroll outside

take their babies for a stroll outside toddlers are much better off playing in

toddlers are much better off playing in

toddlers are much better off playing in a wired cage with their fate literally

a wired cage with their fate literally

a wired cage with their fate literally hanging in the balance seriously though

hanging in the balance seriously though

hanging in the balance seriously though if a parent were caught with a baby cage

if a parent were caught with a baby cage

if a parent were caught with a baby cage in this day and age we have a feeling

in this day and age we have a feeling

in this day and age we have a feeling that Child Protective Services would get

that Child Protective Services would get

that Child Protective Services would get a call I think you might once you look

a call I think you might once you look

a call I think you might once you look up there

do you agree with our list what do you

do you agree with our list what do you think is the dumbest invention ever

think is the dumbest invention ever

think is the dumbest invention ever when finished just pull the chin straps

when finished just pull the chin straps

when finished just pull the chin straps away from the velcro for more

away from the velcro for more

away from the velcro for more entertaining top 10s published every day

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