admit it you tricked your parents into getting to buy at least one of these for
getting to buy at least one of these for
getting to buy at least one of these for you didn’t you
you didn’t you
you didn’t you welcome to watchmojo.com and you were
welcome to watchmojo.com and you were
welcome to watchmojo.com and you were counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten inappropriate video games you probably
inappropriate video games you probably
inappropriate video games you probably played as a kid I’m a king oh really
played as a kid I’m a king oh really
played as a kid I’m a king oh really yeah jump bitch threw me up just to be
yeah jump bitch threw me up just to be
yeah jump bitch threw me up just to be clear we love violence nudity and
clear we love violence nudity and
clear we love violence nudity and explicit language as much as the next
explicit language as much as the next
explicit language as much as the next motherfucker
motherfucker
motherfucker but let’s all agree that some of the
but let’s all agree that some of the
but let’s all agree that some of the following titles should not be enjoyed
following titles should not be enjoyed
following titles should not be enjoyed by those with single-digit
by those with single-digit
by those with single-digit ages even if we did so ourselves and if
ages even if we did so ourselves and if
ages even if we did so ourselves and if you’re currently too young to be playing
you’re currently too young to be playing
you’re currently too young to be playing these games but you’re still doing it
these games but you’re still doing it
these games but you’re still doing it anyway well nobody cares kid stay in
anyway well nobody cares kid stay in
anyway well nobody cares kid stay in school number 10
school number 10
school number 10 doom when released over 20 years ago
doom when released over 20 years ago
doom when released over 20 years ago doom was a huge success it received
doom was a huge success it received
doom was a huge success it received praise from critics and was extremely
praise from critics and was extremely
praise from critics and was extremely popular acquiring over 20 million
popular acquiring over 20 million
popular acquiring over 20 million players within his first two years of
players within his first two years of
players within his first two years of release how much do you want to bet that
release how much do you want to bet that
release how much do you want to bet that a solid chunk of those were kids heck
a solid chunk of those were kids heck
a solid chunk of those were kids heck one of them was me
this was really the perfect storm not
this was really the perfect storm not only was the first third of the game
only was the first third of the game
only was the first third of the game widely available as shareware but a lot
widely available as shareware but a lot
widely available as shareware but a lot of parents probably didn’t even know
of parents probably didn’t even know
of parents probably didn’t even know that video games could even be this
that video games could even be this
that video games could even be this violent at the time things would get
violent at the time things would get
violent at the time things would get worse in the future but there were
worse in the future but there were
worse in the future but there were probably quite a few kids that got night
probably quite a few kids that got night
probably quite a few kids that got night terrors from hours and hours of blasting
terrors from hours and hours of blasting
terrors from hours and hours of blasting the denizens of Hell number 9 – rock
the denizens of Hell number 9 – rock
the denizens of Hell number 9 – rock dinosaur hunter when released in 1997
dinosaur hunter when released in 1997
dinosaur hunter when released in 1997 for the Nintendo 64 to rock was praised
for the Nintendo 64 to rock was praised
for the Nintendo 64 to rock was praised for its realistic graphics which you
for its realistic graphics which you
for its realistic graphics which you guessed it definitely contained
guessed it definitely contained
guessed it definitely contained realistic violence with tons of blood
realistic violence with tons of blood
realistic violence with tons of blood actually the dinosaur parts weren’t even
actually the dinosaur parts weren’t even
actually the dinosaur parts weren’t even all that bad
all that bad
all that bad it was the humans that you start off
it was the humans that you start off
it was the humans that you start off killing that really drove at home dude
killing that really drove at home dude
killing that really drove at home dude we a shot in the throat with spirt blood
we a shot in the throat with spirt blood
we a shot in the throat with spirt blood from the wound before the poor bastard
from the wound before the poor bastard
from the wound before the poor bastard word gargling convulsed themselves to
word gargling convulsed themselves to
word gargling convulsed themselves to death as many professional critics
death as many professional critics
death as many professional critics cautioned children from blamed game of
cautioned children from blamed game of
cautioned children from blamed game of course this sort of thing made for great
course this sort of thing made for great
course this sort of thing made for great stories on the playground making it that
stories on the playground making it that
stories on the playground making it that much more appealing than Mario Kart
as badasses Kratos is his actions are
as badasses Kratos is his actions are certainly not for the prying eyes of
certainly not for the prying eyes of
certainly not for the prying eyes of children the game literally starts with
children the game literally starts with
children the game literally starts with two topless woman being kicked data
two topless woman being kicked data
two topless woman being kicked data Kratos is bad after an implied threesome
Kratos is bad after an implied threesome
Kratos is bad after an implied threesome and the nudity never really lets out
and the nudity never really lets out
and the nudity never really lets out from there I mean those Greek goddesses
from there I mean those Greek goddesses
from there I mean those Greek goddesses really don’t have any reservations about
really don’t have any reservations about
really don’t have any reservations about their supernatural bodies but straight
their supernatural bodies but straight
their supernatural bodies but straight boobies are not really the only thing to
boobies are not really the only thing to
boobies are not really the only thing to worry about
worry about
worry about as the game became most famous for its
as the game became most famous for its
as the game became most famous for its visceral detailed violence aided by the
visceral detailed violence aided by the
visceral detailed violence aided by the QuickTime events that really make you
QuickTime events that really make you
QuickTime events that really make you feel like you were participating
feel like you were participating
feel like you were participating definitely not for kids
number seven dead or alive extreme
number seven dead or alive extreme beachvollyball okay so if you like the
beachvollyball okay so if you like the
beachvollyball okay so if you like the series that’s totally cool and if you
series that’s totally cool and if you
series that’s totally cool and if you hate it well good on you too but just
hate it well good on you too but just
hate it well good on you too but just don’t make a youtube video about how
don’t make a youtube video about how
don’t make a youtube video about how much you hate it cuz you’re gonna have
much you hate it cuz you’re gonna have
much you hate it cuz you’re gonna have to shut down the comment section before
to shut down the comment section before
to shut down the comment section before you know it oh no oops you spoke with
you know it oh no oops you spoke with
you know it oh no oops you spoke with the laugh anyway
the laugh anyway
the laugh anyway the words beach volleyball are pretty
the words beach volleyball are pretty
the words beach volleyball are pretty much synonymous with scantily clad
much synonymous with scantily clad
much synonymous with scantily clad ladies making it a match made in heaven
ladies making it a match made in heaven
ladies making it a match made in heaven for a fighting series known for the
for a fighting series known for the
for a fighting series known for the exact same thing
exact same thing
exact same thing heck you can’t even tell your parents
heck you can’t even tell your parents
heck you can’t even tell your parents you’re playing it for the plot you’d
you’re playing it for the plot you’d
you’re playing it for the plot you’d better just hope you have a good lock on
better just hope you have a good lock on
better just hope you have a good lock on your door and both hands on the
your door and both hands on the
your door and both hands on the controller at all times okay kiddo
so there’s definitely more violent
so there’s definitely more violent shooters out there Call of Duty is just
shooters out there Call of Duty is just
shooters out there Call of Duty is just so damn popular that it’s bound to be
so damn popular that it’s bound to be
so damn popular that it’s bound to be the one that all the young uns want to
the one that all the young uns want to
the one that all the young uns want to play so beyond the fact that it’s a game
play so beyond the fact that it’s a game
play so beyond the fact that it’s a game where you know you go to war in your
where you know you go to war in your
where you know you go to war in your shoe people the series also features
shoe people the series also features
shoe people the series also features some pretty intense psychological
some pretty intense psychological
some pretty intense psychological moments that could easily scare or
moments that could easily scare or
moments that could easily scare or disturb a kid including but not limited
disturb a kid including but not limited
disturb a kid including but not limited to a massacre of innocent civilians at
to a massacre of innocent civilians at
to a massacre of innocent civilians at an airport a protagonist being burned
an airport a protagonist being burned
an airport a protagonist being burned alive and a character slowly dying while
alive and a character slowly dying while
alive and a character slowly dying while witnessing the devastation of a nuclear
witnessing the devastation of a nuclear
witnessing the devastation of a nuclear bomb anyway all that being said if
bomb anyway all that being said if
bomb anyway all that being said if you’re a parent good luck convincing
you’re a parent good luck convincing
you’re a parent good luck convincing your kids that splatoon is just as fun
your kids that splatoon is just as fun
your kids that splatoon is just as fun why kid oh boy
why kid oh boy
why kid oh boy well why kid number five Duke Nukem 3d
okay so doom was pretty cool but you
okay so doom was pretty cool but you know was even better Duke 3d and I say
know was even better Duke 3d and I say
know was even better Duke 3d and I say that because Duke had a much more
that because Duke had a much more
that because Duke had a much more relatable real-world feel which in turn
relatable real-world feel which in turn
relatable real-world feel which in turn meant that our on-screen protagonist
meant that our on-screen protagonist
meant that our on-screen protagonist could pee and toilets crack hilarious
could pee and toilets crack hilarious
could pee and toilets crack hilarious and often explicit one-liners and shoot
and often explicit one-liners and shoot
and often explicit one-liners and shoot loads of dudes in the face am I
loads of dudes in the face am I
loads of dudes in the face am I forgetting something oh yeah boobies duh
forgetting something oh yeah boobies duh
forgetting something oh yeah boobies duh you could go to strip clubs hand the
you could go to strip clubs hand the
you could go to strip clubs hand the strippers cash and then see some heavily
strippers cash and then see some heavily
strippers cash and then see some heavily pixelated boobies who would ever want to
pixelated boobies who would ever want to
pixelated boobies who would ever want to go play Mario ever again when I can have
go play Mario ever again when I can have
go play Mario ever again when I can have blood gore funny jokes and boobies in
blood gore funny jokes and boobies in
blood gore funny jokes and boobies in one game shareware struck again and we
one game shareware struck again and we
one game shareware struck again and we were never the same you’re pathetic you
were never the same you’re pathetic you
were never the same you’re pathetic you want to dance
want to dance
want to dance number four Mortal Kombat series
even though the series fans decades
even though the series fans decades there wasn’t anything like the
there wasn’t anything like the
there wasn’t anything like the controversy and kickback that these
controversy and kickback that these
controversy and kickback that these games caused in the early 90s people had
games caused in the early 90s people had
games caused in the early 90s people had never really seen anything like this and
never really seen anything like this and
never really seen anything like this and the game was so controversial that it
the game was so controversial that it
the game was so controversial that it led to the creation of the ESRB and
led to the creation of the ESRB and
led to the creation of the ESRB and generated political discussions about
generated political discussions about
generated political discussions about the corruption of society due to violent
the corruption of society due to violent
the corruption of society due to violent video games understand that these are
video games understand that these are
video games understand that these are not harmless toys so obviously all the
not harmless toys so obviously all the
not harmless toys so obviously all the kids wanted to play it unfortunately the
kids wanted to play it unfortunately the
kids wanted to play it unfortunately the game caused such a stir that most of our
game caused such a stir that most of our
game caused such a stir that most of our parents had heard about in the paper
parents had heard about in the paper
parents had heard about in the paper before we could get them to rent it for
before we could get them to rent it for
before we could get them to rent it for us but we all knew that one buddy whose
us but we all knew that one buddy whose
us but we all knew that one buddy whose parents had had a divorce and whose dad
parents had had a divorce and whose dad
parents had had a divorce and whose dad let them play whatever they wanted and
let them play whatever they wanted and
let them play whatever they wanted and that kid almost always had Mortal Kombat
number three Conker’s Bad Fur Day so
number three Conker’s Bad Fur Day so this is a game that’s essentially
this is a game that’s essentially
this is a game that’s essentially designed to trick your parents conker
designed to trick your parents conker
designed to trick your parents conker may look like a cute cuddly creature and
may look like a cute cuddly creature and
may look like a cute cuddly creature and that game may look like any number of
that game may look like any number of
that game may look like any number of childish adventure games of the n64 era
childish adventure games of the n64 era
childish adventure games of the n64 era but don’t be fooled this was certainly
but don’t be fooled this was certainly
but don’t be fooled this was certainly not a game for children and Nintendo
not a game for children and Nintendo
not a game for children and Nintendo even tried to make sure they got that
even tried to make sure they got that
even tried to make sure they got that point across by advertising the games
point across by advertising the games
point across by advertising the games inappropriate nature be a disclaimer on
inappropriate nature be a disclaimer on
inappropriate nature be a disclaimer on the box but like most mature things this
the box but like most mature things this
the box but like most mature things this didn’t stop children from getting their
didn’t stop children from getting their
didn’t stop children from getting their hands on it
the game features crude humor in spades
the game features crude humor in spades and alcoholic protagonist sexual content
and alcoholic protagonist sexual content
and alcoholic protagonist sexual content profanity and graphic violence in its
profanity and graphic violence in its
profanity and graphic violence in its multiplayer which by the way was pretty
multiplayer which by the way was pretty
multiplayer which by the way was pretty awesome so as much as conker might look
awesome so as much as conker might look
awesome so as much as conker might look like him
like him
like him banjo kazooie he is not I am the great
banjo kazooie he is not I am the great
banjo kazooie he is not I am the great mighty oh and I’m going to throw my shit
mighty oh and I’m going to throw my shit
mighty oh and I’m going to throw my shit at you
at you
at you number 2 Leisure Suit Larry in the land
number 2 Leisure Suit Larry in the land
number 2 Leisure Suit Larry in the land of the Lounge Lizards
this one was a little tougher for us
this one was a little tougher for us youngsters to figure out I mean when
youngsters to figure out I mean when
youngsters to figure out I mean when you’re a kid you don’t even know that
you’re a kid you don’t even know that
you’re a kid you don’t even know that Leisure Suit Larry in the land of the
Leisure Suit Larry in the land of the
Leisure Suit Larry in the land of the Lounge Lizards has mature connotations
Lounge Lizards has mature connotations
Lounge Lizards has mature connotations and innuendo basically built into the
and innuendo basically built into the
and innuendo basically built into the title plus that dude on the front looks
title plus that dude on the front looks
title plus that dude on the front looks like a cartoon character
like a cartoon character
like a cartoon character so it doesn’t immediately catch your
so it doesn’t immediately catch your
so it doesn’t immediately catch your young eyes it’s something that’s not for
young eyes it’s something that’s not for
young eyes it’s something that’s not for you then after you get into the game you
you then after you get into the game you
you then after you get into the game you take on the struggles of Larry as it’s
take on the struggles of Larry as it’s
take on the struggles of Larry as it’s actually pretty tough to score through
actually pretty tough to score through
actually pretty tough to score through the series of subpar minigames and
the series of subpar minigames and
the series of subpar minigames and pixelated boobies aside if you can
pixelated boobies aside if you can
pixelated boobies aside if you can actually get to them it’s really the
actually get to them it’s really the
actually get to them it’s really the humor here that’s inappropriate for kids
humor here that’s inappropriate for kids
humor here that’s inappropriate for kids and it’s not the TV cover your eyes
and it’s not the TV cover your eyes
and it’s not the TV cover your eyes inappropriate but it’s more the Oh Timmy
inappropriate but it’s more the Oh Timmy
inappropriate but it’s more the Oh Timmy won’t even understand that kind of
won’t even understand that kind of
won’t even understand that kind of inappropriate
before we shield our children’s eyes
before we shield our children’s eyes from our top pick here if you want on
from our top pick here if you want on
from our top pick here if you want on collections
number one Grand Theft Auto series ring
number one Grand Theft Auto series ring with you mom
with you mom
with you mom LJ hoppy the granddaddy of controversial
LJ hoppy the granddaddy of controversial
LJ hoppy the granddaddy of controversial video games the GTA series has been
video games the GTA series has been
video games the GTA series has been causing headaches for parents and
causing headaches for parents and
causing headaches for parents and authority figures for years so obviously
authority figures for years so obviously
authority figures for years so obviously it’s the game that all the kids wanna
it’s the game that all the kids wanna
it’s the game that all the kids wanna play the most this series really does
play the most this series really does
play the most this series really does contain everything even remotely
contain everything even remotely
contain everything even remotely inappropriate for children including but
inappropriate for children including but
inappropriate for children including but not limited to extreme acts of violence
not limited to extreme acts of violence
not limited to extreme acts of violence against innocent people
against innocent people
against innocent people gratuitous performances of criminal
gratuitous performances of criminal
gratuitous performances of criminal behavior prostitution strip clubs male
behavior prostitution strip clubs male
behavior prostitution strip clubs male nudity obscene sexual acts and
nudity obscene sexual acts and
nudity obscene sexual acts and persistent drug use among many many
persistent drug use among many many
persistent drug use among many many other things
honestly though since we covered
honestly though since we covered violence in the other entries I suppose
violence in the other entries I suppose
violence in the other entries I suppose the real risk here is that kids would
the real risk here is that kids would
the real risk here is that kids would start repeating the dialogue they hear
start repeating the dialogue they hear
start repeating the dialogue they hear in the game I mean come on you really
in the game I mean come on you really
in the game I mean come on you really don’t want little Jessica to start
don’t want little Jessica to start
don’t want little Jessica to start talking like CJ from Grove Street now
talking like CJ from Grove Street now
talking like CJ from Grove Street now do you officer Hernandez I work with ten
do you officer Hernandez I work with ten
do you officer Hernandez I work with ten Fanny and Pulaski
Fanny and Pulaski
Fanny and Pulaski oh the bitch what the hell you want so
oh the bitch what the hell you want so
oh the bitch what the hell you want so do you agree with our list
do you agree with our list
do you agree with our list what inappropriate games did you play as
what inappropriate games did you play as
what inappropriate games did you play as a kid for more family-friendly top 10s
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