if you’re unhappy with the quality of sex you’re having just remember it could
sex you’re having just remember it could
sex you’re having just remember it could be a whole lot worse welcome to
be a whole lot worse welcome to
be a whole lot worse welcome to watchmojo.com Stallman we’re counting
watchmojo.com Stallman we’re counting
watchmojo.com Stallman we’re counting down the top 5 terrifying animal sex
down the top 5 terrifying animal sex
down the top 5 terrifying animal sex facts stinging and biting rivals to
facts stinging and biting rivals to
facts stinging and biting rivals to death is usually the only way these male
death is usually the only way these male
death is usually the only way these male beams can a female so come with us as we
beams can a female so come with us as we
beams can a female so come with us as we explore the exciting world of mating in
explore the exciting world of mating in
explore the exciting world of mating in the animal kingdom and all the nightmare
the animal kingdom and all the nightmare
the animal kingdom and all the nightmare inducing horrors it has to offer number
inducing horrors it has to offer number
inducing horrors it has to offer number 5 alligators always have erections you
5 alligators always have erections you
5 alligators always have erections you know who’s always ready for a sexy party
know who’s always ready for a sexy party
know who’s always ready for a sexy party male alligators these giant reptiles are
male alligators these giant reptiles are
male alligators these giant reptiles are essentially always DTF at least from a
essentially always DTF at least from a
essentially always DTF at least from a physiological perspective it didn’t end
physiological perspective it didn’t end
physiological perspective it didn’t end well rather than a flaccid member
well rather than a flaccid member
well rather than a flaccid member capable of growing into a rigid erection
capable of growing into a rigid erection
capable of growing into a rigid erection when stimulated alligators have a
when stimulated alligators have a
when stimulated alligators have a permanently erect penis concealed in
permanently erect penis concealed in
permanently erect penis concealed in their bodies which springs out fully
their bodies which springs out fully
their bodies which springs out fully erect and ready to go at a moment’s
erect and ready to go at a moment’s
erect and ready to go at a moment’s notice it maintains its permanently
notice it maintains its permanently
notice it maintains its permanently erect state by being composed of thick
erect state by being composed of thick
erect state by being composed of thick layers of collagen unlike humans no
layers of collagen unlike humans no
layers of collagen unlike humans no pesky blood pumping is involved which
pesky blood pumping is involved which
pesky blood pumping is involved which means they can keep it up no matter how
means they can keep it up no matter how
means they can keep it up no matter how cold the water gets I need to go to a
cold the water gets I need to go to a
cold the water gets I need to go to a hospital it is one of the only creatures
hospital it is one of the only creatures
hospital it is one of the only creatures on the planet with a penis that
on the planet with a penis that
on the planet with a penis that undergoes no physiological change at all
undergoes no physiological change at all
undergoes no physiological change at all when mating
when mating
when mating [Music]
number four mating season is mass murder
number four mating season is mass murder season four Dawson’s bees oh not the
season four Dawson’s bees oh not the
season four Dawson’s bees oh not the Bears the females of this massive
Bears the females of this massive
Bears the females of this massive burrowing bee species spend most of
burrowing bee species spend most of
burrowing bee species spend most of their lives in relative harmony until
their lives in relative harmony until
their lives in relative harmony until mating that is then the male’s show up
mating that is then the male’s show up
mating that is then the male’s show up bringing a bug’s life level of chaos and
bringing a bug’s life level of chaos and
bringing a bug’s life level of chaos and panic with them the behavior of the male
panic with them the behavior of the male
panic with them the behavior of the male Dawson’s bees can only be described as a
Dawson’s bees can only be described as a
Dawson’s bees can only be described as a vicious horny bloodlust one male will
vicious horny bloodlust one male will
vicious horny bloodlust one male will find a female pull her from her burrow
find a female pull her from her burrow
find a female pull her from her burrow and immediately be swarmed by all the
and immediately be swarmed by all the
and immediately be swarmed by all the other nearby males it becomes a mosh pit
other nearby males it becomes a mosh pit
other nearby males it becomes a mosh pit of stinging and biting with the female
of stinging and biting with the female
of stinging and biting with the female at the center of this Maelstrom the last
at the center of this Maelstrom the last
at the center of this Maelstrom the last male standing at the end of this orgy of
male standing at the end of this orgy of
male standing at the end of this orgy of violence gets the honour of actually
violence gets the honour of actually
violence gets the honour of actually mating if the female hasn’t died in the
mating if the female hasn’t died in the
mating if the female hasn’t died in the process huh number three male porcupines
process huh number three male porcupines
process huh number three male porcupines seduce females by peeing on them step
seduce females by peeing on them step
seduce females by peeing on them step aside our Kelly porcupines are the OGIS
aside our Kelly porcupines are the OGIS
aside our Kelly porcupines are the OGIS of peeing on their significant others
of peeing on their significant others
of peeing on their significant others maybe give me that let me get a male
maybe give me that let me get a male
maybe give me that let me get a male porcupine doesn’t waste time with
porcupine doesn’t waste time with
porcupine doesn’t waste time with flowers
flowers
flowers he simply sniffs the female porcupine
he simply sniffs the female porcupine
he simply sniffs the female porcupine from head to toe then rears up on his
from head to toe then rears up on his
from head to toe then rears up on his hind legs presenting his fully erect
hind legs presenting his fully erect
hind legs presenting his fully erect penis it’s like the naked man of the
penis it’s like the naked man of the
penis it’s like the naked man of the animal kingdom unbelievably bold but
animal kingdom unbelievably bold but
animal kingdom unbelievably bold but somehow effective this doesn’t really
somehow effective this doesn’t really
somehow effective this doesn’t really work two out of three times guaranteed
work two out of three times guaranteed
work two out of three times guaranteed if she likes what she sees she responds
if she likes what she sees she responds
if she likes what she sees she responds by standing up on her hind legs too
by standing up on her hind legs too
by standing up on her hind legs too then in a real WTF move the male
then in a real WTF move the male
then in a real WTF move the male urinates all over the female marking her
urinates all over the female marking her
urinates all over the female marking her with his scent before they do the deed
with his scent before they do the deed
with his scent before they do the deed hey foreplay means different things to
hey foreplay means different things to
hey foreplay means different things to different species were you to judge
different species were you to judge
different species were you to judge scrappy I told you no urinating Oh dad
scrappy I told you no urinating Oh dad
scrappy I told you no urinating Oh dad it was an accident
it was an accident
it was an accident number two see beetle sex is overly
number two see beetle sex is overly
number two see beetle sex is overly stabby but admittedly refreshing it’s
stabby but admittedly refreshing it’s
stabby but admittedly refreshing it’s hard enough to find that special someone
hard enough to find that special someone
hard enough to find that special someone without having a spiked appendage for a
without having a spiked appendage for a
without having a spiked appendage for a penis it’s my penis isn’t it what the
penis it’s my penis isn’t it what the
penis it’s my penis isn’t it what the act of copulation usually entails a
act of copulation usually entails a
act of copulation usually entails a significant amount of bodily harm for
significant amount of bodily harm for
significant amount of bodily harm for female sea beetles also known as cow pee
female sea beetles also known as cow pee
female sea beetles also known as cow pee weevils as a direct result of their
weevils as a direct result of their
weevils as a direct result of their partners unfortunately sharp genitalia
partners unfortunately sharp genitalia
partners unfortunately sharp genitalia so why would female sea beetles be
so why would female sea beetles be
so why would female sea beetles be interested in their hot dry environment
interested in their hot dry environment
interested in their hot dry environment the watery ejaculate of the male sea
the watery ejaculate of the male sea
the watery ejaculate of the male sea beetles can be
beetles can be
beetles can be essential means of hydration for the
essential means of hydration for the
essential means of hydration for the females now that is thirsty in a lab
females now that is thirsty in a lab
females now that is thirsty in a lab environment however with plenty of water
environment however with plenty of water
environment however with plenty of water available the females channel their
available the females channel their
available the females channel their inner meghan trainor
inner meghan trainor
inner meghan trainor leaving the male Beatles high and dry
leaving the male Beatles high and dry
leaving the male Beatles high and dry for a change number one wasp spider
for a change number one wasp spider
for a change number one wasp spider genitals
genitals
genitals break off are you sure that my costume
break off are you sure that my costume
break off are you sure that my costume is on backwards somehow I felt more
is on backwards somehow I felt more
is on backwards somehow I felt more confident before the first time you have
confident before the first time you have
confident before the first time you have sex can be an awkward experience in God
sex can be an awkward experience in God
sex can be an awkward experience in God but most of us will have a lifetime to
but most of us will have a lifetime to
but most of us will have a lifetime to improve unless you’re a wasp spider in
improve unless you’re a wasp spider in
improve unless you’re a wasp spider in which case your first time is likely
which case your first time is likely
which case your first time is likely also your last it’s like they say once
also your last it’s like they say once
also your last it’s like they say once you go wasp spider you’ll leave your
you go wasp spider you’ll leave your
you go wasp spider you’ll leave your genitals insider that expression doesn’t
genitals insider that expression doesn’t
genitals insider that expression doesn’t doesn’t really apply to what I’m talking
doesn’t really apply to what I’m talking
doesn’t really apply to what I’m talking about the females of many spider species
about the females of many spider species
about the females of many spider species are cannibalistic eating the mail after
are cannibalistic eating the mail after
are cannibalistic eating the mail after copulating so you might think that the
copulating so you might think that the
copulating so you might think that the detachable genitals trick would be an
detachable genitals trick would be an
detachable genitals trick would be an attempt to get it in and then get out
attempt to get it in and then get out
attempt to get it in and then get out alive but surprisingly self-preservation
alive but surprisingly self-preservation
alive but surprisingly self-preservation has nothing to do with it it’s actually
has nothing to do with it it’s actually
has nothing to do with it it’s actually an attempt to plug the females genital
an attempt to plug the females genital
an attempt to plug the females genital ducts oh oh that’s preventing her from
ducts oh oh that’s preventing her from
ducts oh oh that’s preventing her from procreating with someone else talk about
procreating with someone else talk about
procreating with someone else talk about being possessive I am yours and you are
being possessive I am yours and you are
being possessive I am yours and you are mine
mine
mine so from a sexual standpoint which of the
so from a sexual standpoint which of the
so from a sexual standpoint which of the species on our list would you least like
species on our list would you least like
species on our list would you least like to be and have you heard any other truly
to be and have you heard any other truly
to be and have you heard any other truly terrifying animal sex facts for more OG
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terrifying animal sex facts for more OG top tens and porcupine Cologne top fives
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