I want to play at ENSO time to plug in the second controller so our gullible
the second controller so our gullible
the second controller so our gullible younger siblings can feel like they’re
younger siblings can feel like they’re
younger siblings can feel like they’re actually playing with us welcome to
actually playing with us welcome to
actually playing with us welcome to watchmojo.com
a fascinating topic and this time we’re
a fascinating topic and this time we’re playing with power or facting with what
playing with power or facting with what
playing with power or facting with what we’re talking about the NES number five
we’re talking about the NES number five
we’re talking about the NES number five Nintendo bought out their rule 34
Nintendo bought out their rule 34
Nintendo bought out their rule 34 material for those of you not up-to-date
material for those of you not up-to-date
material for those of you not up-to-date on internet slang rule 34 is the theory
on internet slang rule 34 is the theory
on internet slang rule 34 is the theory that if it exists there is porn of it
that if it exists there is porn of it
that if it exists there is porn of it no exceptions not even for Nintendo
no exceptions not even for Nintendo
no exceptions not even for Nintendo despite its family-friendly image back
despite its family-friendly image back
despite its family-friendly image back in the 60s Nintendo actually had a love
in the 60s Nintendo actually had a love
in the 60s Nintendo actually had a love hotel where you could rent rooms by the
hotel where you could rent rooms by the
hotel where you could rent rooms by the hour and play video games
hour and play video games
hour and play video games sure Nintendo that’s definitely all that
sure Nintendo that’s definitely all that
sure Nintendo that’s definitely all that happened this idea ultimately failed but
happened this idea ultimately failed but
happened this idea ultimately failed but that didn’t mean the company was done
that didn’t mean the company was done
that didn’t mean the company was done dealing with things between the sheets
dealing with things between the sheets
dealing with things between the sheets enter bootlegs like Super Mario and no
enter bootlegs like Super Mario and no
enter bootlegs like Super Mario and no that’s not just me mispronouncing his
that’s not just me mispronouncing his
that’s not just me mispronouncing his name which rewarded players with
name which rewarded players with
name which rewarded players with something more than a cake then there’s
something more than a cake then there’s
something more than a cake then there’s adult parodies like the super horny oh
adult parodies like the super horny oh
adult parodies like the super horny oh brother series which Nintendo actually
brother series which Nintendo actually
brother series which Nintendo actually purchased from famed porn actor ron
purchased from famed porn actor ron
purchased from famed porn actor ron jeremy to make sure it never saw the
jeremy to make sure it never saw the
jeremy to make sure it never saw the light of day unfortunately for them we
light of day unfortunately for them we
light of day unfortunately for them we have the internet number 4 there was
have the internet number 4 there was
have the internet number 4 there was going to be a sewing machine add-on if
going to be a sewing machine add-on if
going to be a sewing machine add-on if you thought Nintendo’s balance board was
you thought Nintendo’s balance board was
you thought Nintendo’s balance board was an odd peripheral and you clearly didn’t
an odd peripheral and you clearly didn’t
an odd peripheral and you clearly didn’t live in the age of the power glove I
live in the age of the power glove I
live in the age of the power glove I love to power glove it’s so big Nintendo
love to power glove it’s so big Nintendo
love to power glove it’s so big Nintendo is the reigning champion of odd
is the reigning champion of odd
is the reigning champion of odd accessories for their consoles but
accessories for their consoles but
accessories for their consoles but today’s accessories are nothing compared
today’s accessories are nothing compared
today’s accessories are nothing compared to the NES days back then Nintendo would
to the NES days back then Nintendo would
to the NES days back then Nintendo would try anything and we mean anything like
try anything and we mean anything like
try anything and we mean anything like this sewing peripheral that’s right once
this sewing peripheral that’s right once
this sewing peripheral that’s right once upon a time Nintendo had plans to make a
upon a time Nintendo had plans to make a
upon a time Nintendo had plans to make a sewing peripheral that interacted with
sewing peripheral that interacted with
sewing peripheral that interacted with the NES too so different Nintendo themed
the NES too so different Nintendo themed
the NES too so different Nintendo themed patterns sporting the catchphrase now
patterns sporting the catchphrase now
patterns sporting the catchphrase now you’re knitting with power and there was
you’re knitting with power and there was
you’re knitting with power and there was even a game released in Japan where you
even a game released in Japan where you
even a game released in Japan where you could design your own sweaters with
could design your own sweaters with
could design your own sweaters with Mario design
Mario design
Mario design because player in us is a little bit
because player in us is a little bit
because player in us is a little bit bummed out that this didn’t happen until
bummed out that this didn’t happen until
bummed out that this didn’t happen until 2001 when the singer Isaac sewing
2001 when the singer Isaac sewing
2001 when the singer Isaac sewing machine came along turn on the power to
machine came along turn on the power to
machine came along turn on the power to the Gameboy now turn on the power to the
the Gameboy now turn on the power to the
the Gameboy now turn on the power to the sewing machine
sewing machine
sewing machine number three press the square buttons
number three press the square buttons
number three press the square buttons it’s hip to be square bad song is so
it’s hip to be square bad song is so
it’s hip to be square bad song is so lame so lame that it’s cool no we’re not
lame so lame that it’s cool no we’re not
lame so lame that it’s cool no we’re not talking about the PlayStation controller
talking about the PlayStation controller
talking about the PlayStation controller this one is about the NES is Japanese
this one is about the NES is Japanese
this one is about the NES is Japanese counterpart the Famicom released two
counterpart the Famicom released two
counterpart the Famicom released two years prior to our gray a little box
years prior to our gray a little box
years prior to our gray a little box this white and red console was the
this white and red console was the
this white and red console was the beginning of what would be a revolution
beginning of what would be a revolution
beginning of what would be a revolution in gaming with its square buttons and
in gaming with its square buttons and
in gaming with its square buttons and wait square buttons apparently the first
wait square buttons apparently the first
wait square buttons apparently the first wave of family coms had Square buttons
wave of family coms had Square buttons
wave of family coms had Square buttons on their controllers instead of the
on their controllers instead of the
on their controllers instead of the round ones we’ve come to know why the
round ones we’ve come to know why the
round ones we’ve come to know why the switch well it’s because those square
switch well it’s because those square
switch well it’s because those square buttons would stick or pop off
buttons would stick or pop off
buttons would stick or pop off fortunately this was fixed in plenty of
fortunately this was fixed in plenty of
fortunately this was fixed in plenty of time for our NES launch unfortunately
time for our NES launch unfortunately
time for our NES launch unfortunately not everyone got the memo that the u.s.
not everyone got the memo that the u.s.
not everyone got the memo that the u.s. controllers didn’t have built-in
controllers didn’t have built-in
controllers didn’t have built-in microphones like the Japanese ones
microphones like the Japanese ones
microphones like the Japanese ones [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number two the NES had a good long life
number two the NES had a good long life
number two the NES had a good long life Nintendo never says die or step Goonies
Nintendo never says die or step Goonies
Nintendo never says die or step Goonies either way Nintendo has a bit of a
either way Nintendo has a bit of a
either way Nintendo has a bit of a reputation for stretching the lifespans
reputation for stretching the lifespans
reputation for stretching the lifespans of their consoles the NES is final game
of their consoles the NES is final game
of their consoles the NES is final game oreos Woods was released on December
oreos Woods was released on December
oreos Woods was released on December 10th 1994 one week after the launch of
10th 1994 one week after the launch of
10th 1994 one week after the launch of the Sony Playstation and not too long
the Sony Playstation and not too long
the Sony Playstation and not too long before the release of the Nintendo 64
before the release of the Nintendo 64
before the release of the Nintendo 64 even if Nintendo stopped releasing games
even if Nintendo stopped releasing games
even if Nintendo stopped releasing games their power line was still up and
their power line was still up and
their power line was still up and running until at this 2010 but the most
running until at this 2010 but the most
running until at this 2010 but the most impressive fact of all people are still
impressive fact of all people are still
impressive fact of all people are still making NES games unofficially of course
making NES games unofficially of course
making NES games unofficially of course and many of these are good well
and many of these are good well
and many of these are good well developed titles like 2010’s battle kid
developed titles like 2010’s battle kid
developed titles like 2010’s battle kid in the fortress apparel as of writing
in the fortress apparel as of writing
in the fortress apparel as of writing this the last NES release that we could
this the last NES release that we could
this the last NES release that we could find was 2015’s 8-bit Christmas number
find was 2015’s 8-bit Christmas number
find was 2015’s 8-bit Christmas number one it caused the resurrection of video
one it caused the resurrection of video
one it caused the resurrection of video gaming that may sound like an over
gaming that may sound like an over
gaming that may sound like an over exaggeration until you realize how big
exaggeration until you realize how big
exaggeration until you realize how big of an impact the Atari crash had on the
of an impact the Atari crash had on the
of an impact the Atari crash had on the gaming industry there’s a reason why the
gaming industry there’s a reason why the
gaming industry there’s a reason why the NES looks more like a VCR than a gaming
NES looks more like a VCR than a gaming
NES looks more like a VCR than a gaming console retailers and corporate buyers
console retailers and corporate buyers
console retailers and corporate buyers were so skeptical about the gaming
were so skeptical about the gaming
were so skeptical about the gaming industry that Nintendo advertised it as
industry that Nintendo advertised it as
industry that Nintendo advertised it as anything but a gaming device after an
anything but a gaming device after an
anything but a gaming device after an extremely limited launch we’re talking a
extremely limited launch we’re talking a
extremely limited launch we’re talking a few stores in New York in LA word
few stores in New York in LA word
few stores in New York in LA word started to spread and the NES gained
started to spread and the NES gained
started to spread and the NES gained momentum but Nintendo still being overly
momentum but Nintendo still being overly
momentum but Nintendo still being overly cautious implemented a strict licensing
cautious implemented a strict licensing
cautious implemented a strict licensing policy to try and control all nes games
policy to try and control all nes games
policy to try and control all nes games not just their own this understandably
not just their own this understandably
not just their own this understandably led to a lot of pissed-off third-party
led to a lot of pissed-off third-party
led to a lot of pissed-off third-party developers Nintendo did eventually
developers Nintendo did eventually
developers Nintendo did eventually loosen their iron grip but you gotta
loosen their iron grip but you gotta
loosen their iron grip but you gotta admit after releases like this you can
admit after releases like this you can
admit after releases like this you can kind of see where they were coming from
did these NES facts make you want to
did these NES facts make you want to blow dust out of one of those cartridges
blow dust out of one of those cartridges
blow dust out of one of those cartridges for more powered up top tens and bit
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