[Music] it’s time for the worst of the worst
it’s time for the worst of the worst
it’s time for the worst of the worst basically my message is yourself welcome
basically my message is yourself welcome
basically my message is yourself welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 worst moveable movies the mightiest of
worst moveable movies the mightiest of
worst moveable movies the mightiest of all vampires for this list we’re looking
all vampires for this list we’re looking
all vampires for this list we’re looking at the entire filmography of a man that
at the entire filmography of a man that
at the entire filmography of a man that many have labeled the worst filmmaker
many have labeled the worst filmmaker
many have labeled the worst filmmaker ever how can you live with yourself is
ever how can you live with yourself is
ever how can you live with yourself is fine thank you and nothing is off-limits
fine thank you and nothing is off-limits
fine thank you and nothing is off-limits from his original creations to his video
from his original creations to his video
from his original creations to his video game adaptations anything goes number 10
game adaptations anything goes number 10
game adaptations anything goes number 10 tunnel rats I am Ellen and I just gonna
tunnel rats I am Ellen and I just gonna
tunnel rats I am Ellen and I just gonna hold good dang don’t get stupid on me
hold good dang don’t get stupid on me
hold good dang don’t get stupid on me this 2008 war movie focused on those
this 2008 war movie focused on those
this 2008 war movie focused on those soldiers who headed underneath the
soldiers who headed underneath the
soldiers who headed underneath the jungles of Vietnam to perform Search and
jungles of Vietnam to perform Search and
jungles of Vietnam to perform Search and Destroy assignments during the Vietnam
Destroy assignments during the Vietnam
Destroy assignments during the Vietnam War
while many war movies are dramatic and
while many war movies are dramatic and moving this film is neither bridge this
moving this film is neither bridge this
moving this film is neither bridge this can American dream because no man just
can American dream because no man just
can American dream because no man just don’t seem like no dream like every
don’t seem like no dream like every
don’t seem like no dream like every other uber bowl picture tunnel rats has
other uber bowl picture tunnel rats has
other uber bowl picture tunnel rats has been criticized for poor production
been criticized for poor production
been criticized for poor production design ugly cinematography and just
design ugly cinematography and just
design ugly cinematography and just plain bad directing please please I’m
plain bad directing please please I’m
plain bad directing please please I’m not gonna hurt your children alright I
not gonna hurt your children alright I
not gonna hurt your children alright I couldn’t do that I just want to go
couldn’t do that I just want to go
couldn’t do that I just want to go through here and get up the film also
through here and get up the film also
through here and get up the film also had technical inaccuracies such as using
had technical inaccuracies such as using
had technical inaccuracies such as using technology not invented before the
technology not invented before the
technology not invented before the Vietnam War we need to give back tires
Vietnam War we need to give back tires
Vietnam War we need to give back tires worried about Porter’s gonna leave him
worried about Porter’s gonna leave him
worried about Porter’s gonna leave him here those elements added together make
here those elements added together make
here those elements added together make this war movie an explosive disaster I
this war movie an explosive disaster I
this war movie an explosive disaster I tell one mr. zebra three
tell one mr. zebra three
tell one mr. zebra three I need a airstrike of my position
I need a airstrike of my position
I need a airstrike of my position although we will save this mole has made
although we will save this mole has made
although we will save this mole has made far worse movies as you’re about to see
far worse movies as you’re about to see
far worse movies as you’re about to see I’m lieutenant Holly bored I give up
I’m lieutenant Holly bored I give up
I’m lieutenant Holly bored I give up what you did before you got here there’s
what you did before you got here there’s
what you did before you got here there’s no dope smoking in this platoon number
no dope smoking in this platoon number
no dope smoking in this platoon number nine rubber Ella what you lookin at damn
nine rubber Ella what you lookin at damn
nine rubber Ella what you lookin at damn I just wanted to see if there was any
I just wanted to see if there was any
I just wanted to see if there was any more you in there what exactly blubber
more you in there what exactly blubber
more you in there what exactly blubber Ella is a political satire about a half
Ella is a political satire about a half
Ella is a political satire about a half woman half vampire that destroys Nazis
woman half vampire that destroys Nazis
woman half vampire that destroys Nazis hey guys
all right we’ll accept that as a dark
all right we’ll accept that as a dark comedy which one looks better on the
comedy which one looks better on the
comedy which one looks better on the wedding invitation
wedding invitation
wedding invitation look this one this one however viewers
look this one this one however viewers
look this one this one however viewers were distracted by the similarities
were distracted by the similarities
were distracted by the similarities between this and Bulls blood rain the
between this and Bulls blood rain the
between this and Bulls blood rain the Third Reich of which this was apparently
Third Reich of which this was apparently
Third Reich of which this was apparently supposed to be a parody hey what’s that
supposed to be a parody hey what’s that
supposed to be a parody hey what’s that me to the D to the MU LH this movie not
me to the D to the MU LH this movie not
me to the D to the MU LH this movie not only uses the same cast and sets as that
only uses the same cast and sets as that
only uses the same cast and sets as that movie but also rehashes storylines from
movie but also rehashes storylines from
movie but also rehashes storylines from it is it done it’s a very rare specimen
it is it done it’s a very rare specimen
it is it done it’s a very rare specimen head doctor I would prefer it not so
head doctor I would prefer it not so
head doctor I would prefer it not so there this might be forgivable if the
there this might be forgivable if the
there this might be forgivable if the movie was actually clever self-aware or
movie was actually clever self-aware or
movie was actually clever self-aware or humorous but blubber Ella was heavily
humorous but blubber Ella was heavily
humorous but blubber Ella was heavily criticized for being unfunny and just
criticized for being unfunny and just
criticized for being unfunny and just plain uninspired I’ll shine this again
plain uninspired I’ll shine this again
plain uninspired I’ll shine this again oh but I’m gonna get on top before this
oh but I’m gonna get on top before this
oh but I’m gonna get on top before this moment brought to you by fried chicken
moment brought to you by fried chicken
moment brought to you by fried chicken talk about lazy filmmaking so who wants
talk about lazy filmmaking so who wants
talk about lazy filmmaking so who wants to go save our friends and kill the
to go save our friends and kill the
to go save our friends and kill the Nazis number 8 seed
any movie that begins by showing
any movie that begins by showing excessive brutality to animals by humans
excessive brutality to animals by humans
excessive brutality to animals by humans is just asking for trouble although we
is just asking for trouble although we
is just asking for trouble although we will point out that bol got the footage
will point out that bol got the footage
will point out that bol got the footage from PETA so that’s something if these
from PETA so that’s something if these
from PETA so that’s something if these killings keep happening the public’s
killings keep happening the public’s
killings keep happening the public’s gonna know it’s seed and the
gonna know it’s seed and the
gonna know it’s seed and the department’s going to take it in the
department’s going to take it in the
department’s going to take it in the neck when the electric chair fails to
neck when the electric chair fails to
neck when the electric chair fails to fell a notorious killer he is buried
fell a notorious killer he is buried
fell a notorious killer he is buried alive and once he gets out seeks to
alive and once he gets out seeks to
alive and once he gets out seeks to attack the people who wronged him while
attack the people who wronged him while
attack the people who wronged him while the premise is interesting this idea has
the premise is interesting this idea has
the premise is interesting this idea has been done better in infinitely superior
been done better in infinitely superior
been done better in infinitely superior movies do you want to apologize to a
movies do you want to apologize to a
movies do you want to apologize to a victims families seed brings no thrills
victims families seed brings no thrills
victims families seed brings no thrills or scares but instead relies on an
or scares but instead relies on an
or scares but instead relies on an excessive amount of gore audiences
excessive amount of gore audiences
excessive amount of gore audiences generally felt uncomfortable by the
generally felt uncomfortable by the
generally felt uncomfortable by the over-the-top and grisly bloodshed way to
over-the-top and grisly bloodshed way to
over-the-top and grisly bloodshed way to capture an audience bol these guys I
capture an audience bol these guys I
capture an audience bol these guys I work with they did a very bad thing
work with they did a very bad thing
work with they did a very bad thing number 7
number 7
number 7 postal we’re ready hold on hold on why
postal we’re ready hold on hold on why
postal we’re ready hold on hold on why because you’re married no I just want to
because you’re married no I just want to
because you’re married no I just want to get care to turn Oh yet another attempt
get care to turn Oh yet another attempt
get care to turn Oh yet another attempt at political satire postal tells the
at political satire postal tells the
at political satire postal tells the story of an unemployed slacker who works
story of an unemployed slacker who works
story of an unemployed slacker who works with his uncle to steal a shipment of
with his uncle to steal a shipment of
with his uncle to steal a shipment of scrotum shaped dolls
scrotum shaped dolls
scrotum shaped dolls okay good a little Germany yeah we got a
okay good a little Germany yeah we got a
okay good a little Germany yeah we got a break in there and we gotta get the
break in there and we gotta get the
break in there and we gotta get the dolls we gotta we gotta bring him back
dolls we gotta we gotta bring him back
dolls we gotta we gotta bring him back here
here
here leave it to bowl to ruin such an
leave it to bowl to ruin such an
leave it to bowl to ruin such an interesting concept I was thinking maybe
interesting concept I was thinking maybe
interesting concept I was thinking maybe a helicopter to come pick me up hey that
a helicopter to come pick me up hey that
a helicopter to come pick me up hey that could work there’s a field just south of
could work there’s a field just south of
could work there’s a field just south of you not only the critics consider this
you not only the critics consider this
you not only the critics consider this movie to be lacking in both humor and
movie to be lacking in both humor and
movie to be lacking in both humor and social relevance it also offended many
social relevance it also offended many
social relevance it also offended many why not be praised not we will give your
why not be praised not we will give your
why not be praised not we will give your lives to avenge this outrage or we could
lives to avenge this outrage or we could
lives to avenge this outrage or we could just kill the other guys yeah
just kill the other guys yeah
just kill the other guys yeah even though postal is based on a video
even though postal is based on a video
even though postal is based on a video game series this movie proved so
game series this movie proved so
game series this movie proved so controversial that it was outlawed in
controversial that it was outlawed in
controversial that it was outlawed in Australia and New Zealand whoa did you
Australia and New Zealand whoa did you
Australia and New Zealand whoa did you see that yeah now if only it were
see that yeah now if only it were
see that yeah now if only it were illegal for Bowl to keep making movies
illegal for Bowl to keep making movies
illegal for Bowl to keep making movies they’re all that room was out at my
they’re all that room was out at my
they’re all that room was out at my movies our finance was Nazi good and
movies our finance was Nazi good and
movies our finance was Nazi good and what should I say it’s true number six
what should I say it’s true number six
what should I say it’s true number six in the name of the king I’ve decided to
in the name of the king I’ve decided to
in the name of the king I’ve decided to fight I’ll be proud to have you fight by
fight I’ll be proud to have you fight by
fight I’ll be proud to have you fight by my side so that I might keep an eye on
my side so that I might keep an eye on
my side so that I might keep an eye on you as fantasy films were on the rise in
you as fantasy films were on the rise in
you as fantasy films were on the rise in the 2000s bowl directed in the name of
the 2000s bowl directed in the name of
the 2000s bowl directed in the name of the king in the movie a man seeks the
the king in the movie a man seeks the
the king in the movie a man seeks the animal warriors that killed his son and
animal warriors that killed his son and
animal warriors that killed his son and kidnapped his wife does it occur to you
kidnapped his wife does it occur to you
kidnapped his wife does it occur to you farmer that there may be events of
farmer that there may be events of
farmer that there may be events of greater importance than the loves and
greater importance than the loves and
greater importance than the loves and losses of our particular lives
losses of our particular lives
losses of our particular lives unfortunately as you might expect in the
unfortunately as you might expect in the
unfortunately as you might expect in the name of the king doesn’t match the
name of the king doesn’t match the
name of the king doesn’t match the quality of other recent fantasy epics
quality of other recent fantasy epics
quality of other recent fantasy epics these are crunk ingredient relentless
these are crunk ingredient relentless
these are crunk ingredient relentless and unquestioning see before you is a
and unquestioning see before you is a
and unquestioning see before you is a powerful army this video game adaptation
powerful army this video game adaptation
powerful army this video game adaptation was panned for bad production values for
was panned for bad production values for
was panned for bad production values for performances by actors you can actually
performances by actors you can actually
performances by actors you can actually name and laughable dialogue well this is
name and laughable dialogue well this is
name and laughable dialogue well this is a surprising delivery this reception
a surprising delivery this reception
a surprising delivery this reception would demotivate most directors but bol
would demotivate most directors but bol
would demotivate most directors but bol directed two sequels it is blood not
directed two sequels it is blood not
directed two sequels it is blood not feces both as bad as the first you will
feces both as bad as the first you will
feces both as bad as the first you will fight to the death against the marked
fight to the death against the marked
fight to the death against the marked warrior do you accept the challenge
warrior do you accept the challenge
warrior do you accept the challenge Thurman I am audiences should stick to
Thurman I am audiences should stick to
Thurman I am audiences should stick to the Lord of the Rings trilogy for now
number-5
number-5 farcry whatever happens I got your back
farcry whatever happens I got your back
farcry whatever happens I got your back you got mine okay as you probably
you got mine okay as you probably
you got mine okay as you probably realized Hoover Bowl is two movies based
realized Hoover Bowl is two movies based
realized Hoover Bowl is two movies based on video games what LJN was two video
on video games what LJN was two video
on video games what LJN was two video games based on movies okay okay
games based on movies okay okay
games based on movies okay okay far cry is about a former soldier who
far cry is about a former soldier who
far cry is about a former soldier who goes to an island to investigate a
goes to an island to investigate a
goes to an island to investigate a military base that’s just a thing all of
military base that’s just a thing all of
military base that’s just a thing all of my usual sources say there’s no official
my usual sources say there’s no official
my usual sources say there’s no official military installation on that island
military installation on that island
military installation on that island while the video game series is popular
while the video game series is popular
while the video game series is popular and well-received this adaptation wasn’t
and well-received this adaptation wasn’t
and well-received this adaptation wasn’t so lucky
so lucky
so lucky better get out of those wet clothes huh
better get out of those wet clothes huh
better get out of those wet clothes huh okay far cry was criticized for weak
okay far cry was criticized for weak
okay far cry was criticized for weak dialogue poor cinematography and for not
dialogue poor cinematography and for not
dialogue poor cinematography and for not having enough action scenes to justify
having enough action scenes to justify
having enough action scenes to justify making an action movie once again it’s
making an action movie once again it’s
making an action movie once again it’s safe to say that the movie does not do
safe to say that the movie does not do
safe to say that the movie does not do the game justice reload I don’t think
the game justice reload I don’t think
the game justice reload I don’t think you should be playing with him like this
you should be playing with him like this
you should be playing with him like this pit
pit
pit well if he’s as tough as you all think
well if he’s as tough as you all think
well if he’s as tough as you all think he is he should be able to handle a
he is he should be able to handle a
he is he should be able to handle a little shooting number four
little shooting number four
little shooting number four blood rain – deliverance names rain
blood rain – deliverance names rain
blood rain – deliverance names rain shake your hand
shake your hand
shake your hand I understand all directed a trilogy of
I understand all directed a trilogy of
I understand all directed a trilogy of movies based on the blood rain videogame
movies based on the blood rain videogame
movies based on the blood rain videogame series
keep your friends close enemies even
keep your friends close enemies even closer vladimir told me while all of the
closer vladimir told me while all of the
closer vladimir told me while all of the movies were poorly received blood rain –
movies were poorly received blood rain –
movies were poorly received blood rain – deliverance particularly stands out for
deliverance particularly stands out for
deliverance particularly stands out for its awfulness i’m one of those two i
its awfulness i’m one of those two i
its awfulness i’m one of those two i invent you are sent directly to video
invent you are sent directly to video
invent you are sent directly to video BloodRayne – is about another half human
BloodRayne – is about another half human
BloodRayne – is about another half human half vampire who goes to the West in
half vampire who goes to the West in
half vampire who goes to the West in order to catch Billy the Kid and his
order to catch Billy the Kid and his
order to catch Billy the Kid and his vampire Cowboys you seem to have your
vampire Cowboys you seem to have your
vampire Cowboys you seem to have your hands full if the premise isn’t
hands full if the premise isn’t
hands full if the premise isn’t ridiculous enough the movies poor dialog
ridiculous enough the movies poor dialog
ridiculous enough the movies poor dialog limited production values and amateur
limited production values and amateur
limited production values and amateur acting certainly are the darkness
acting certainly are the darkness
acting certainly are the darkness attempts and seeks to lure the righteous
attempts and seeks to lure the righteous
attempts and seeks to lure the righteous from the pathway to paradise these
from the pathway to paradise these
from the pathway to paradise these elements combined make a movie even
elements combined make a movie even
elements combined make a movie even worse than its predecessor and that is
worse than its predecessor and that is
worse than its predecessor and that is truly remarkable no gods I want to feel
truly remarkable no gods I want to feel
truly remarkable no gods I want to feel skin number 3 a schvitz
unlike most of his other movies all
unlike most of his other movies all decided to take a more serious turn with
decided to take a more serious turn with
decided to take a more serious turn with a schvitz
the movie shows the experience of people
the movie shows the experience of people who are trapped in Auschwitz one of the
who are trapped in Auschwitz one of the
who are trapped in Auschwitz one of the most brutal concentration camps during
most brutal concentration camps during
most brutal concentration camps during the Holocaust Connecticut and but
the Holocaust Connecticut and but
the Holocaust Connecticut and but because of his German heritage one might
because of his German heritage one might
because of his German heritage one might think that bull would rise to the
think that bull would rise to the
think that bull would rise to the challenge and improve his filmmaking
challenge and improve his filmmaking
challenge and improve his filmmaking skills given the important subject
skills given the important subject
skills given the important subject matter but he doesn’t know Cookman
matter but he doesn’t know Cookman
matter but he doesn’t know Cookman pulled up
bazinga Taizo meter candy baby fuck the
bazinga Taizo meter candy baby fuck the set designs don’t resemble the real OSH
set designs don’t resemble the real OSH
set designs don’t resemble the real OSH fits the extras were lacking and the
fits the extras were lacking and the
fits the extras were lacking and the actors weren’t convincing in the
actors weren’t convincing in the
actors weren’t convincing in the slightest
slightest
slightest which is why Bowl himself stepped in
worst of all this movie fails to honor
worst of all this movie fails to honor the OSH Fitz victims
the OSH Fitz victims
the OSH Fitz victims [Music]
fools first ever attempted adapting a
fools first ever attempted adapting a video game House of the Dead is about a
video game House of the Dead is about a
video game House of the Dead is about a group of teens that gets trapped on an
group of teens that gets trapped on an
group of teens that gets trapped on an island infested by zombies unlike the
island infested by zombies unlike the
island infested by zombies unlike the game or superior zombie pictures this
game or superior zombie pictures this
game or superior zombie pictures this film brings zero thrills whatsoever the
film brings zero thrills whatsoever the
film brings zero thrills whatsoever the movie has been criticized for being
movie has been criticized for being
movie has been criticized for being disjointed having terrible dialogue and
disjointed having terrible dialogue and
disjointed having terrible dialogue and a non-existent plot in fact the movie is
a non-existent plot in fact the movie is
a non-existent plot in fact the movie is such a mess it’s laughable excuse me I
such a mess it’s laughable excuse me I
such a mess it’s laughable excuse me I said forget it yeah forget full released
said forget it yeah forget full released
said forget it yeah forget full released a director’s cut but it doesn’t do
a director’s cut but it doesn’t do
a director’s cut but it doesn’t do anything to improve this disaster well
anything to improve this disaster well
anything to improve this disaster well that cuts it I’m either gonna get better
that cuts it I’m either gonna get better
that cuts it I’m either gonna get better or aend
or aend
or aend however it did make more money at the
however it did make more money at the
however it did make more money at the box office than it costs to make so
box office than it costs to make so
box office than it costs to make so that’s something
before we reveal our top pick here are
before we reveal our top pick here are some honorable or in this case
some honorable or in this case
some honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions today I get to
dishonorable mentions today I get to
dishonorable mentions today I get to kill the president and rape her
kill the president and rape her
kill the president and rape her in front of you take off gonna see right
in front of you take off gonna see right
in front of you take off gonna see right there sit down yes mr. president
there sit down yes mr. president
there sit down yes mr. president everything’s going as planned any press
everything’s going as planned any press
everything’s going as planned any press around whatever I don’t want another CNN
around whatever I don’t want another CNN
around whatever I don’t want another CNN feature about me number one alone in the
feature about me number one alone in the
feature about me number one alone in the dark
dark
dark any others scanners clear Paul has made
any others scanners clear Paul has made
any others scanners clear Paul has made many bad video game adaptations but this
many bad video game adaptations but this
many bad video game adaptations but this one stands out as the absolute worst
not only that it’s also his worst
not only that it’s also his worst overall film in general alone in the
overall film in general alone in the
overall film in general alone in the dark follows a detective who discovers a
dark follows a detective who discovers a
dark follows a detective who discovers a paranormal phenomenon in a completely
paranormal phenomenon in a completely
paranormal phenomenon in a completely incoherent plot that involves ancient
incoherent plot that involves ancient
incoherent plot that involves ancient civilizations artifacts and alien like
civilizations artifacts and alien like
civilizations artifacts and alien like demons seems all the pieces fit together
demons seems all the pieces fit together
demons seems all the pieces fit together now I need your help to figure out why
now I need your help to figure out why
now I need your help to figure out why with a score of one percent on Rotten
with a score of one percent on Rotten
with a score of one percent on Rotten Tomatoes this movie fails on every
Tomatoes this movie fails on every
Tomatoes this movie fails on every conceivable level electromagnetics
conceivable level electromagnetics
conceivable level electromagnetics around the minor off the scale getting
around the minor off the scale getting
around the minor off the scale getting too much interference satellite Intel is
too much interference satellite Intel is
too much interference satellite Intel is compromised tracking multiples lino
compromised tracking multiples lino
compromised tracking multiples lino clusters in the area it’s so bad it’s
clusters in the area it’s so bad it’s
clusters in the area it’s so bad it’s almost hilarious but mainly it’s just
almost hilarious but mainly it’s just
almost hilarious but mainly it’s just horrendous
horrendous
horrendous the sequel alone in the dark 2 is
the sequel alone in the dark 2 is
the sequel alone in the dark 2 is arguably an improvement on the first
arguably an improvement on the first
arguably an improvement on the first where’s the dagger don’t give a jar
where’s the dagger don’t give a jar
where’s the dagger don’t give a jar however that’s not saying much thought
however that’s not saying much thought
however that’s not saying much thought you were dead you asshole ah do you
you were dead you asshole ah do you
you were dead you asshole ah do you agree with our list we shall continue
agree with our list we shall continue
agree with our list we shall continue this later
this later
this later which movable movie do you think is the
which movable movie do you think is the
which movable movie do you think is the worst for more entertaining top 10s
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your entrails will be hanging from the
your entrails will be hanging from the fortress gate
fortress gate
fortress gate [Music]
[Music]
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