I want to kill myself I kill myself I’d be awesome at it a shotgun to the dick
be awesome at it a shotgun to the dick
be awesome at it a shotgun to the dick some things are funny no matter what
some things are funny no matter what
some things are funny no matter what decade it is welcome to watchmojo.com
decade it is welcome to watchmojo.com
decade it is welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest movie quotes of
for the top 10 funniest movie quotes of
for the top 10 funniest movie quotes of all time you boot Thompson what’s the
all time you boot Thompson what’s the
all time you boot Thompson what’s the charge
charge
charge possession of a concealed weapon
possession of a concealed weapon
possession of a concealed weapon disturbing the peace disturbing the
disturbing the peace disturbing the
disturbing the peace disturbing the peace I got thrown out of a window
peace I got thrown out of a window
peace I got thrown out of a window what’s the charge again push out of the
what’s the charge again push out of the
what’s the charge again push out of the movie ha ha jaywalking for this list
movie ha ha jaywalking for this list
movie ha ha jaywalking for this list we’re looking at the most quotable and
we’re looking at the most quotable and
we’re looking at the most quotable and hilarious lines and movies from the
hilarious lines and movies from the
hilarious lines and movies from the 1970s to the mid 2010 s what you find
1970s to the mid 2010 s what you find
1970s to the mid 2010 s what you find use gringo man the Mumford & Sons
use gringo man the Mumford & Sons
use gringo man the Mumford & Sons concert issue number 10 the judgment
concert issue number 10 the judgment
concert issue number 10 the judgment Billy Madison
Billy Madison
Billy Madison if peeing your pants is cool consider me
if peeing your pants is cool consider me
if peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis although we came close to
Miles Davis although we came close to
Miles Davis although we came close to awarding this spot to a certain pants
awarding this spot to a certain pants
awarding this spot to a certain pants peeing line we simply could not deny one
peeing line we simply could not deny one
peeing line we simply could not deny one of the funniest insults of all time a
of the funniest insults of all time a
of the funniest insults of all time a place on this list made by football
place on this list made by football
place on this list made by football rules subsequent to giving a passionate
rules subsequent to giving a passionate
rules subsequent to giving a passionate powerful speech that results in
powerful speech that results in
powerful speech that results in resounding applause Billy Madison is
resounding applause Billy Madison is
resounding applause Billy Madison is brought back down to reality by the
brought back down to reality by the
brought back down to reality by the principal’s judgment mr. Madison what
principal’s judgment mr. Madison what
principal’s judgment mr. Madison what you just said is one of the most
you just said is one of the most
you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever
insanely idiotic things I have ever
insanely idiotic things I have ever heard he doesn’t just tell Billy that
heard he doesn’t just tell Billy that
heard he doesn’t just tell Billy that his answer is wrong he flat-out condemns
his answer is wrong he flat-out condemns
his answer is wrong he flat-out condemns Billy’s words in the most mortifying
Billy’s words in the most mortifying
Billy’s words in the most mortifying long-winded and side-splitting least
long-winded and side-splitting least
long-winded and side-splitting least rate-based way possible at no point in
rate-based way possible at no point in
rate-based way possible at no point in your rambling incoherent response were
your rambling incoherent response were
your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be
you even close to anything that could be
you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought it may be
considered a rational thought it may be
considered a rational thought it may be harsh but in light of Sandler’s more
harsh but in light of Sandler’s more
harsh but in light of Sandler’s more recent films the criticism is
recent films the criticism is
recent films the criticism is well-earned everyone in this room is now
well-earned everyone in this room is now
well-earned everyone in this room is now Dumber for having listened to it I award
Dumber for having listened to it I award
Dumber for having listened to it I award you no points and may God have mercy on
you no points and may God have mercy on
you no points and may God have mercy on your soul number 9 I get older they stay
your soul number 9 I get older they stay
your soul number 9 I get older they stay the same age dazed and confused you got
the same age dazed and confused you got
the same age dazed and confused you got a joint
a joint
a joint no none on me man it’d be a lot cooler
no none on me man it’d be a lot cooler
no none on me man it’d be a lot cooler if he did up until the Meccano sauce
if he did up until the Meccano sauce
if he did up until the Meccano sauce this line was easily Matthew
this line was easily Matthew
this line was easily Matthew McConaughey’s greatest contribution to
McConaughey’s greatest contribution to
McConaughey’s greatest contribution to the art of cinema in Dazed and Confused
the art of cinema in Dazed and Confused
the art of cinema in Dazed and Confused mcconaughey plays David Wooderson a
mcconaughey plays David Wooderson a
mcconaughey plays David Wooderson a twenty-something who still hangs out
twenty-something who still hangs out
twenty-something who still hangs out with high school teenagers he’s got to
with high school teenagers he’s got to
with high school teenagers he’s got to keep living man Li VI in although he may
keep living man Li VI in although he may
keep living man Li VI in although he may be getting on in years
be getting on in years
be getting on in years Wooderson is eternally young at heart
Wooderson is eternally young at heart
Wooderson is eternally young at heart well just overlook the fact that his
well just overlook the fact that his
well just overlook the fact that his shallow lifestyle is likely to land him
shallow lifestyle is likely to land him
shallow lifestyle is likely to land him in jail one day in this scene the
in jail one day in this scene the
in jail one day in this scene the laid-back hippie shares his philosophy
laid-back hippie shares his philosophy
laid-back hippie shares his philosophy on high school girls that’s what I love
on high school girls that’s what I love
on high school girls that’s what I love about these high school girls man I get
about these high school girls man I get
about these high school girls man I get older they stay the same a head this
older they stay the same a head this
older they stay the same a head this thing aside from hahaha all you can say
thing aside from hahaha all you can say
thing aside from hahaha all you can say to that is all right all right all right
to that is all right all right all right
to that is all right all right all right oh right all right all right number
oh right all right all right number
oh right all right all right number eight a different kind of Iron Chef
eight a different kind of Iron Chef
eight a different kind of Iron Chef super bad she wants to fuck me she wants
super bad she wants to fuck me she wants
super bad she wants to fuck me she wants my dick in her around her mouth super
my dick in her around her mouth super
my dick in her around her mouth super bad is another laugh-a-minute comedy
bad is another laugh-a-minute comedy
bad is another laugh-a-minute comedy where the one-liners fly by so fast that
where the one-liners fly by so fast that
where the one-liners fly by so fast that you need to watch it multiple times just
you need to watch it multiple times just
you need to watch it multiple times just to catch them all
to catch them all
to catch them all I am McLovin no you’re not no one’s
I am McLovin no you’re not no one’s
I am McLovin no you’re not no one’s McLovin McLovin ‘he’s never existed cuz
McLovin McLovin ‘he’s never existed cuz
McLovin McLovin ‘he’s never existed cuz that’s a made-up dump and fairy tale
that’s a made-up dump and fairy tale
that’s a made-up dump and fairy tale named you fuck one particular quote
named you fuck one particular quote
named you fuck one particular quote that’s etched into the halls of comic
that’s etched into the halls of comic
that’s etched into the halls of comic quote ability however is Seth’s game
quote ability however is Seth’s game
quote ability however is Seth’s game plan to become a sex God in time for
plan to become a sex God in time for
plan to become a sex God in time for college she’s gonna be at the party and
college she’s gonna be at the party and
college she’s gonna be at the party and she’s gonna be drunk and she likes me at
she’s gonna be drunk and she likes me at
she’s gonna be drunk and she likes me at least a little enough to get with me
least a little enough to get with me
least a little enough to get with me while the rent is a riot on a writing
while the rent is a riot on a writing
while the rent is a riot on a writing level it’s the way Jonah Hill puts
level it’s the way Jonah Hill puts
level it’s the way Jonah Hill puts emphasis on the word vaj that elevates
emphasis on the word vaj that elevates
emphasis on the word vaj that elevates the line into a comedic league of its
the line into a comedic league of its
the line into a comedic league of its own time College rolls around I’ll be
own time College rolls around I’ll be
own time College rolls around I’ll be like the Iron Chef a pound advised
like the Iron Chef a pound advised
like the Iron Chef a pound advised number seven totally redeem yourself
number seven totally redeem yourself
number seven totally redeem yourself Dumb and Dumber
it takes truly ingenious filmmakers to
it takes truly ingenious filmmakers to conceive dialogue that’s so stupid and
conceive dialogue that’s so stupid and
conceive dialogue that’s so stupid and get so smart at the same time and the
get so smart at the same time and the
get so smart at the same time and the Farrelly Brothers nail it Dumb and
Farrelly Brothers nail it Dumb and
Farrelly Brothers nail it Dumb and Dumber is a model example dishing out
Dumber is a model example dishing out
Dumber is a model example dishing out one big laugh after another hey I guess
one big laugh after another hey I guess
one big laugh after another hey I guess they’re right
they’re right
they’re right senior citizens although slow and
senior citizens although slow and
senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still
dangerous behind the wheel can still
dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose
serve a purpose
serve a purpose while Lloyds inadvertently insulting
while Lloyds inadvertently insulting
while Lloyds inadvertently insulting comment towards senior citizens is one
comment towards senior citizens is one
comment towards senior citizens is one of his Dumber moments he proves himself
of his Dumber moments he proves himself
of his Dumber moments he proves himself even dumber when he trades the shaggin
even dumber when he trades the shaggin
even dumber when he trades the shaggin wagon for a dinky moped where did you
wagon for a dinky moped where did you
wagon for a dinky moped where did you find that some kid back in town traded
find that some kid back in town traded
find that some kid back in town traded the van for it straight up then just
the van for it straight up then just
the van for it straight up then just when it looks like Harry is going to
when it looks like Harry is going to
when it looks like Harry is going to prove himself slightly more intelligence
prove himself slightly more intelligence
prove himself slightly more intelligence than his companion he delivers the
than his companion he delivers the
than his companion he delivers the film’s absolute best line just what I
film’s absolute best line just what I
film’s absolute best line just what I think you couldn’t possibly be any
think you couldn’t possibly be any
think you couldn’t possibly be any Dumber you go and do something like this
Dumber you go and do something like this
Dumber you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself hey number 6
and totally redeem yourself hey number 6
and totally redeem yourself hey number 6 welcome to the 21st century Buck Rogers
welcome to the 21st century Buck Rogers
welcome to the 21st century Buck Rogers this is the end I was raised in the
this is the end I was raised in the
this is the end I was raised in the house of women
house of women
house of women I highly doubt they taught you you close
I highly doubt they taught you you close
I highly doubt they taught you you close your eyes come wherever you want it
your eyes come wherever you want it
your eyes come wherever you want it brings together an assortment of this
brings together an assortment of this
brings together an assortment of this generations funniest people so how could
generations funniest people so how could
generations funniest people so how could this is the end be anything short of a
this is the end be anything short of a
this is the end be anything short of a laugh riot as Earth’s remaining
laugh riot as Earth’s remaining
laugh riot as Earth’s remaining population slowly loses their patience
population slowly loses their patience
population slowly loses their patience minds and humanity I mean you can all
minds and humanity I mean you can all
minds and humanity I mean you can all worked up over important that they
worked up over important that they
worked up over important that they revert from being Neanderthals that jerk
revert from being Neanderthals that jerk
revert from being Neanderthals that jerk off to internet porn to Neanderthals
off to internet porn to Neanderthals
off to internet porn to Neanderthals that jerk off to magazines Danny
that jerk off to magazines Danny
that jerk off to magazines Danny McBride’s inability to keep it in his
McBride’s inability to keep it in his
McBride’s inability to keep it in his pants and James Franco’s discovery of
pants and James Franco’s discovery of
pants and James Franco’s discovery of his houseguests in essence prompts this
his houseguests in essence prompts this
his houseguests in essence prompts this priceless line who has goddamn porno
priceless line who has goddamn porno
priceless line who has goddamn porno mags anymore welcome to the 21st century
mags anymore welcome to the 21st century
mags anymore welcome to the 21st century Buck Rogers you designed a house iPads
Buck Rogers you designed a house iPads
Buck Rogers you designed a house iPads in the walls here you’re jerking your
in the walls here you’re jerking your
in the walls here you’re jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim well it’s
dick like a goddamn pilgrim well it’s
dick like a goddamn pilgrim well it’s better than what would have happened if
better than what would have happened if
better than what would have happened if Emma Watson it’s stuck around
Emma Watson it’s stuck around
Emma Watson it’s stuck around Hermione just stole all of our shit
Hermione just stole all of our shit
Hermione just stole all of our shit little bitty-ass 20yo jacked us then jay
little bitty-ass 20yo jacked us then jay
little bitty-ass 20yo jacked us then jay suggested that we all rape her and now
suggested that we all rape her and now
suggested that we all rape her and now she
she
she I didn’t I was just I out number five
I didn’t I was just I out number five
I didn’t I was just I out number five rude words Team America world police yes
rude words Team America world police yes
rude words Team America world police yes scary yes remember when your mom said
scary yes remember when your mom said
scary yes remember when your mom said you shouldn’t curse cuz it’s rude and
you shouldn’t curse cuz it’s rude and
you shouldn’t curse cuz it’s rude and not funny she lied and it takes a pussy
not funny she lied and it takes a pussy
not funny she lied and it takes a pussy to show them what Matt Stone and Trey
to show them what Matt Stone and Trey
to show them what Matt Stone and Trey Parker have been proving her wrong for
Parker have been proving her wrong for
Parker have been proving her wrong for decades as the two have a gift for
decades as the two have a gift for
decades as the two have a gift for making brilliant political commentary in
making brilliant political commentary in
making brilliant political commentary in the most childish and disgusting ways
the most childish and disgusting ways
the most childish and disgusting ways but sometimes pussies get so full of
but sometimes pussies get so full of
but sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes
shit that they become assholes
shit that they become assholes themselves nowhere is that better
themselves nowhere is that better
themselves nowhere is that better represented than in the climax of Team
represented than in the climax of Team
represented than in the climax of Team America world police because pussies are
America world police because pussies are
America world police because pussies are only an inch and a half away from
only an inch and a half away from
only an inch and a half away from assholes delivering a passionate speech
assholes delivering a passionate speech
assholes delivering a passionate speech Geary speaks a truth that every nation
Geary speaks a truth that every nation
Geary speaks a truth that every nation can understand
can understand
can understand I don’t know much in this crazy crazy
I don’t know much in this crazy crazy
I don’t know much in this crazy crazy world well what can you say to that
world well what can you say to that
world well what can you say to that except god Bless America but I do know
except god Bless America but I do know
except god Bless America but I do know that if you don’t let us this asshole we
that if you don’t let us this asshole we
that if you don’t let us this asshole we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies
are gonna have our dicks and our pussies
are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit hello number four
all covered in shit hello number four
all covered in shit hello number four your mother was a hamster Monty Python
your mother was a hamster Monty Python
your mother was a hamster Monty Python and the Holy Grail I know it was
and the Holy Grail I know it was
and the Holy Grail I know it was tempting to recognize a certain line
tempting to recognize a certain line
tempting to recognize a certain line from Life of Brian here is a very
from Life of Brian here is a very
from Life of Brian here is a very naughty boy
naughty boy
naughty boy now go away but we simply had to give
now go away but we simply had to give
now go away but we simply had to give this spot to the taunting French guard
this spot to the taunting French guard
this spot to the taunting French guard from Monty Python and the Holy Grail you
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail you
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail you are English type sit well what are you
are English type sit well what are you
are English type sit well what are you then I’m French what do you think I have
then I’m French what do you think I have
then I’m French what do you think I have these outrageous accent you silly King
these outrageous accent you silly King
these outrageous accent you silly King we’ve heard some bizarre insults in our
we’ve heard some bizarre insults in our
we’ve heard some bizarre insults in our time but only the comedic geniuses of
time but only the comedic geniuses of
time but only the comedic geniuses of Monty Python would ever think to compare
Monty Python would ever think to compare
Monty Python would ever think to compare someone’s mother to a hamster and insult
someone’s mother to a hamster and insult
someone’s mother to a hamster and insult their fathers elderberry stench I taught
their fathers elderberry stench I taught
their fathers elderberry stench I taught in your dinner direction your mother was
in your dinner direction your mother was
in your dinner direction your mother was a hamster and your father’s mate of
a hamster and your father’s mate of
a hamster and your father’s mate of elderberry it’s hard to explain just why
elderberry it’s hard to explain just why
elderberry it’s hard to explain just why this line makes people die with laughter
this line makes people die with laughter
this line makes people die with laughter every time but we can’t help but
every time but we can’t help but
every time but we can’t help but constantly quote it is there someone
constantly quote it is there someone
constantly quote it is there someone else up there we could talk to no now go
else up there we could talk to no now go
else up there we could talk to no now go away or I shall taunt you a second time
away or I shall taunt you a second time
away or I shall taunt you a second time you get the motor you keep your money
you get the motor you keep your money
you get the motor you keep your money and I’ll get your baby number three
and I’ll get your baby number three
and I’ll get your baby number three bigger titties than you do Austin Powers
bigger titties than you do Austin Powers
bigger titties than you do Austin Powers The Spy Who shagged me know what my baby
The Spy Who shagged me know what my baby
The Spy Who shagged me know what my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby
back baby back baby back baby back baby
back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs I want my baby back baby back
back ribs I want my baby back baby back
back ribs I want my baby back baby back they did that baby they nearly
they did that baby they nearly
they did that baby they nearly everything that emanates out of this fat
everything that emanates out of this fat
everything that emanates out of this fat bastard
bastard
bastard is a riot he is just too many quotable
is a riot he is just too many quotable
is a riot he is just too many quotable lines to count I’m dead sexy look at my
lines to count I’m dead sexy look at my
lines to count I’m dead sexy look at my sexy body oh yeah his defining moment
sexy body oh yeah his defining moment
sexy body oh yeah his defining moment however has to be in this classic scene
however has to be in this classic scene
however has to be in this classic scene from The Spy Who shagged me as he lets
from The Spy Who shagged me as he lets
from The Spy Who shagged me as he lets out why he’s so unhappy on the outside
out why he’s so unhappy on the outside
out why he’s so unhappy on the outside and the inside course I’m no happy look
and the inside course I’m no happy look
and the inside course I’m no happy look at me I’m a big fat slob although we’re
at me I’m a big fat slob although we’re
at me I’m a big fat slob although we’re supposed to feel sorry for him about his
supposed to feel sorry for him about his
supposed to feel sorry for him about his ample bosom multiple Chin’s
ample bosom multiple Chin’s
ample bosom multiple Chin’s and a do a Johnson all we can do is bust
and a do a Johnson all we can do is bust
and a do a Johnson all we can do is bust a gut at his misery I’ve got bigger
a gut at his misery I’ve got bigger
a gut at his misery I’ve got bigger titties than you did I’ve got more
titties than you did I’ve got more
titties than you did I’ve got more Chin’s than a Chinese phone pic I’ve not
Chin’s than a Chinese phone pic I’ve not
Chin’s than a Chinese phone pic I’ve not seen my willy in two years we’re just
seen my willy in two years we’re just
seen my willy in two years we’re just long enough to declare legally teeth and
long enough to declare legally teeth and
long enough to declare legally teeth and what could be funnier than a wholesome
what could be funnier than a wholesome
what could be funnier than a wholesome down-home good old-fashioned fart good
down-home good old-fashioned fart good
down-home good old-fashioned fart good sorry
sorry
sorry I farted number two bit inside the
I farted number two bit inside the
I farted number two bit inside the building Zoolander
building Zoolander
building Zoolander without much further ado I give you the
without much further ado I give you the
without much further ado I give you the Derek Zoolander Center for kids who
Derek Zoolander Center for kids who
Derek Zoolander Center for kids who can’t read good the funniest line of the
can’t read good the funniest line of the
can’t read good the funniest line of the 2000s comes from one of comedies most
2000s comes from one of comedies most
2000s comes from one of comedies most ingenious minds and dumbest characters
ingenious minds and dumbest characters
ingenious minds and dumbest characters what is this upon the unveiling of a
what is this upon the unveiling of a
what is this upon the unveiling of a model for the Derek Zoolander Center for
model for the Derek Zoolander Center for
model for the Derek Zoolander Center for kids who can’t read good and want to
kids who can’t read good and want to
kids who can’t read good and want to learn to do other stuff good to our
learn to do other stuff good to our
learn to do other stuff good to our title character is not impressed a
second perhaps mistaking the small-scale
second perhaps mistaking the small-scale model for the real deal the fashion
model for the real deal the fashion
model for the real deal the fashion model throws a hissy fit that could only
model throws a hissy fit that could only
model throws a hissy fit that could only come from the world’s most boneheaded
come from the world’s most boneheaded
come from the world’s most boneheaded diva how can we be expected to teach
diva how can we be expected to teach
diva how can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they
children to learn how to read if they
children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building for
can’t even fit inside the building for
can’t even fit inside the building for Derek’s vision to come to fruition the
Derek’s vision to come to fruition the
Derek’s vision to come to fruition the center needs to be at least three times
center needs to be at least three times
center needs to be at least three times bigger clearly Zoolander is all hair gel
bigger clearly Zoolander is all hair gel
bigger clearly Zoolander is all hair gel and no brain I don’t want to hear your
and no brain I don’t want to hear your
and no brain I don’t want to hear your excuses the center has to be at least
three times bigger than this before we
three times bigger than this before we unveil our top pick for funniest movie
unveil our top pick for funniest movie
unveil our top pick for funniest movie quote of all time
quote of all time
quote of all time here are some honorable mentions you’ve
here are some honorable mentions you’ve
here are some honorable mentions you’ve got to remember that these are just
got to remember that these are just
got to remember that these are just simple farmers these are people of the
simple farmers these are people of the
simple farmers these are people of the land the common clay of the new West you
land the common clay of the new West you
land the common clay of the new West you know don’t knock masturbation it’s sex
know don’t knock masturbation it’s sex
know don’t knock masturbation it’s sex with someone I love
with someone I love
with someone I love you know and like you grab a woman’s
you know and like you grab a woman’s
you know and like you grab a woman’s breasts and it’s you you feel it and it
breasts and it’s you you feel it and it
breasts and it’s you you feel it and it feels like a bag of sand
feels like a bag of sand
feels like a bag of sand author we really must be going thank you
author we really must be going thank you
author we really must be going thank you for a memorable afternoon usually one
for a memorable afternoon usually one
for a memorable afternoon usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a
must go to a bowling alley to meet a
must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature
woman of your stature
woman of your stature pardon my french but Cameron is so tight
pardon my french but Cameron is so tight
pardon my french but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his
that if you stuck a lump of coal up his
that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you have a diamond I’m
ass in two weeks you have a diamond I’m
ass in two weeks you have a diamond I’m not he’s not not with him all right
not he’s not not with him all right
not he’s not not with him all right I’m glad he’s single because I’m gonna
I’m glad he’s single because I’m gonna
I’m glad he’s single because I’m gonna climb that like a tree number one don’t
climb that like a tree number one don’t
climb that like a tree number one don’t call me Shirley airplane and you’re a
call me Shirley airplane and you’re a
call me Shirley airplane and you’re a member of this crew can you face some
member of this crew can you face some
member of this crew can you face some unpleasant facts no touching down on
unpleasant facts no touching down on
unpleasant facts no touching down on runway number one is another priceless
runway number one is another priceless
runway number one is another priceless eighties line from Leslie Nielsen
eighties line from Leslie Nielsen
eighties line from Leslie Nielsen captain how soon can you land I can’t
captain how soon can you land I can’t
captain how soon can you land I can’t tell you can tell me I’m a doctor up
tell you can tell me I’m a doctor up
tell you can tell me I’m a doctor up until then known as a dramatic actor
until then known as a dramatic actor
until then known as a dramatic actor Nielsen’s future as a comedic legend was
Nielsen’s future as a comedic legend was
Nielsen’s future as a comedic legend was set in stone with these immortal words
set in stone with these immortal words
set in stone with these immortal words can you fly this plane and land it
can you fly this plane and land it
can you fly this plane and land it surely you can’t be serious
surely you can’t be serious
surely you can’t be serious I am serious and don’t call me Shirley
I am serious and don’t call me Shirley
I am serious and don’t call me Shirley while the line itself will put a smile
while the line itself will put a smile
while the line itself will put a smile on anyone’s face it’s the stone-faced
on anyone’s face it’s the stone-faced
on anyone’s face it’s the stone-faced way Nielsen says it with such solemn
way Nielsen says it with such solemn
way Nielsen says it with such solemn gravitas that causes the laugh ohmmeter
gravitas that causes the laugh ohmmeter
gravitas that causes the laugh ohmmeter to skyrocket off the charts but this
to skyrocket off the charts but this
to skyrocket off the charts but this plane has four engines it’s an entirely
plane has four engines it’s an entirely
plane has four engines it’s an entirely different kind of flying altogether it’s
different kind of flying altogether it’s
different kind of flying altogether it’s an entirely different kind of fly
an entirely different kind of fly
an entirely different kind of fly because it’s delivered just as straight
because it’s delivered just as straight
because it’s delivered just as straight as it would have been in a true disaster
as it would have been in a true disaster
as it would have been in a true disaster movie Nielsen’s line is all the more
movie Nielsen’s line is all the more
movie Nielsen’s line is all the more funny are the passengers do I want to
funny are the passengers do I want to
funny are the passengers do I want to save you mr. Stryker we’re running out
save you mr. Stryker we’re running out
save you mr. Stryker we’re running out of time surely there must be something
of time surely there must be something
of time surely there must be something you can do I’m doing everything I can I
you can do I’m doing everything I can I
you can do I’m doing everything I can I stop calling me Shirley do you agree
stop calling me Shirley do you agree
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