[Music] there’s probably a reason why you
there’s probably a reason why you
there’s probably a reason why you haven’t heard of these stories but that
haven’t heard of these stories but that
haven’t heard of these stories but that doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
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Internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’re talking about
stories this week we’re talking about
stories this week we’re talking about turkey sky drops hunting the undead and
turkey sky drops hunting the undead and
turkey sky drops hunting the undead and alien airports in Iraq number three
alien airports in Iraq number three
alien airports in Iraq number three raining turkeys
with fall upon us it’s that special time
with fall upon us it’s that special time of year when you can go out and watch
of year when you can go out and watch
of year when you can go out and watch the autumn leaves taking a cool October
the autumn leaves taking a cool October
the autumn leaves taking a cool October air and most of all watch turkeys fall
air and most of all watch turkeys fall
air and most of all watch turkeys fall out of an airplane people going chase
out of an airplane people going chase
out of an airplane people going chase after them that last one is a special
after them that last one is a special
after them that last one is a special shout out to anyone in Yellville
shout out to anyone in Yellville
shout out to anyone in Yellville Arkansas the home of the acclaimed
Arkansas the home of the acclaimed
Arkansas the home of the acclaimed turkey trot festival the annual event
turkey trot festival the annual event
turkey trot festival the annual event was conceived to quote call attention to
was conceived to quote call attention to
was conceived to quote call attention to the region’s abundant wild turkeys and
the region’s abundant wild turkeys and
the region’s abundant wild turkeys and features such great attractions as the
features such great attractions as the
features such great attractions as the miss turkey trot pageant the 5-kilometer
miss turkey trot pageant the 5-kilometer
miss turkey trot pageant the 5-kilometer turkey walk / run and the time-honored
turkey walk / run and the time-honored
turkey walk / run and the time-honored turkey drop tradition where wild turkeys
turkey drop tradition where wild turkeys
turkey drop tradition where wild turkeys are dropped from several hundred feet
are dropped from several hundred feet
are dropped from several hundred feet out of an airplane this year however
out of an airplane this year however
out of an airplane this year however some residents are taking issue with the
some residents are taking issue with the
some residents are taking issue with the turkey drop calling it inhumane and have
turkey drop calling it inhumane and have
turkey drop calling it inhumane and have even shown their protest with turkey
even shown their protest with turkey
even shown their protest with turkey lives matter that’s showing that we’re
lives matter that’s showing that we’re
lives matter that’s showing that we’re not barbaric people but as one resident
not barbaric people but as one resident
not barbaric people but as one resident so eloquently expressed turkeys can fly
so eloquently expressed turkeys can fly
so eloquently expressed turkeys can fly you know so they just glide down to the
you know so they just glide down to the
you know so they just glide down to the ground so I think it’s alright wow she’s
ground so I think it’s alright wow she’s
ground so I think it’s alright wow she’s good well who knew that turkeys couldn’t
good well who knew that turkeys couldn’t
good well who knew that turkeys couldn’t fly number two The Walking Dead of
fly number two The Walking Dead of
fly number two The Walking Dead of Minnesota
pleasant morning can consist of a hot
pleasant morning can consist of a hot shower and your favorite section of the
shower and your favorite section of the
shower and your favorite section of the newspaper but not for one Minneapolis
newspaper but not for one Minneapolis
newspaper but not for one Minneapolis man who instead woke up to the sound of
man who instead woke up to the sound of
man who instead woke up to the sound of gunshots and glass breaking police
gunshots and glass breaking police
gunshots and glass breaking police arrived on the scene in st. Paul
arrived on the scene in st. Paul
arrived on the scene in st. Paul Minnesota around 5am on October 8 2016
Minnesota around 5am on October 8 2016
Minnesota around 5am on October 8 2016 and discover 24 year old ryan stanislaw
and discover 24 year old ryan stanislaw
and discover 24 year old ryan stanislaw walking outside the complainants
walking outside the complainants
walking outside the complainants apartment with an ar-15 rifle slung on
apartment with an ar-15 rifle slung on
apartment with an ar-15 rifle slung on his back according to status law he was
his back according to status law he was
his back according to status law he was just shooting at a zombie up the road
just shooting at a zombie up the road
just shooting at a zombie up the road quote I’m out here making sure my
quote I’m out here making sure my
quote I’m out here making sure my neighborhood is safe I didn’t see the
neighborhood is safe I didn’t see the
neighborhood is safe I didn’t see the cop so I figured I’d do something
cop so I figured I’d do something
cop so I figured I’d do something valiant as his efforts were the young
valiant as his efforts were the young
valiant as his efforts were the young man’s green tipped zombie specific
man’s green tipped zombie specific
man’s green tipped zombie specific bullets nearly found their way to the
bullets nearly found their way to the
bullets nearly found their way to the head of the undead
sorry stanislaw was also convicted of
sorry stanislaw was also convicted of making terrorist threats in nearby
making terrorist threats in nearby
making terrorist threats in nearby Ramsey County last month oh it looks
Ramsey County last month oh it looks
Ramsey County last month oh it looks like his ongoing criminal behavior might
like his ongoing criminal behavior might
like his ongoing criminal behavior might have a negative effect on his chances of
have a negative effect on his chances of
have a negative effect on his chances of being in the next season of The Walking
being in the next season of The Walking
being in the next season of The Walking Dead yeah I know he’s kryolan number one
Dead yeah I know he’s kryolan number one
Dead yeah I know he’s kryolan number one ancient alien airports it looks like an
ancient alien airports it looks like an
ancient alien airports it looks like an airport you know how the aliens built
airport you know how the aliens built
airport you know how the aliens built the pyramids in egypt and the
the pyramids in egypt and the
the pyramids in egypt and the Mesoamerican pyramids in Mexico hmm
Mesoamerican pyramids in Mexico hmm
Mesoamerican pyramids in Mexico hmm actually I don’t think that’s true well
actually I don’t think that’s true well
actually I don’t think that’s true well apparently in the southern I rocky
apparently in the southern I rocky
apparently in the southern I rocky region of Dakar the world’s oldest
region of Dakar the world’s oldest
region of Dakar the world’s oldest airport was built by extraterrestrials
airport was built by extraterrestrials
airport was built by extraterrestrials according to Iraq’s Transport Minister
according to Iraq’s Transport Minister
according to Iraq’s Transport Minister Azam fan jam quote if you do not believe
Azam fan jam quote if you do not believe
Azam fan jam quote if you do not believe me read the book of the great historian
me read the book of the great historian
me read the book of the great historian zecharia sitchin he said in a press
zecharia sitchin he said in a press
zecharia sitchin he said in a press conference defending his claim Sitchin
conference defending his claim Sitchin
conference defending his claim Sitchin and I guess spin gym by proxy claimed
and I guess spin gym by proxy claimed
and I guess spin gym by proxy claimed that Sumerian colonists came from the
that Sumerian colonists came from the
that Sumerian colonists came from the planet Nibiru 450,000 years ago I
planet Nibiru 450,000 years ago I
planet Nibiru 450,000 years ago I decided that present-day southern Iraq
decided that present-day southern Iraq
decided that present-day southern Iraq was the ideal place for an alien airport
was the ideal place for an alien airport
was the ideal place for an alien airport right there God does not build in
right there God does not build in
right there God does not build in straight lines is this the minister of
straight lines is this the minister of
straight lines is this the minister of space transport or just normal earth
space transport or just normal earth
space transport or just normal earth transport fine I’ve forgotten how much I
transport fine I’ve forgotten how much I
transport fine I’ve forgotten how much I hate space travel
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[Music] so do you think buying food was just as
so do you think buying food was just as
so do you think buying food was just as expensive and alien airports back in the
expensive and alien airports back in the
expensive and alien airports back in the day for your bi-weekly dispatch of
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