maybe you should have slept on these ideas before you turn them into musical
ideas before you turn them into musical
ideas before you turn them into musical mishaps coming straight for vanilla I
mishaps coming straight for vanilla I
mishaps coming straight for vanilla I see
see
see welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for another
be counting down our picks for another
be counting down our picks for another top 10 what were they thinking music
top 10 what were they thinking music
top 10 what were they thinking music videos for this list we’re focusing on
videos for this list we’re focusing on
videos for this list we’re focusing on music videos like make no sense make it
music videos like make no sense make it
music videos like make no sense make it hard to relate to the content of the
hard to relate to the content of the
hard to relate to the content of the song or are just plain bizarre for the
song or are just plain bizarre for the
song or are just plain bizarre for the record we’re not necessarily saying that
record we’re not necessarily saying that
record we’re not necessarily saying that these songs themselves are bad
these songs themselves are bad
these songs themselves are bad only that the content of their
only that the content of their
only that the content of their accompanying music video is make it
accompanying music video is make it
accompanying music video is make it difficult for us to understand the
difficult for us to understand the
difficult for us to understand the song’s concept message or story no
song’s concept message or story no
song’s concept message or story no comedian or parody videos here though as
comedian or parody videos here though as
comedian or parody videos here though as these are usually intentionally bad and
these are usually intentionally bad and
these are usually intentionally bad and for comedic purposes if you don’t see a
for comedic purposes if you don’t see a
for comedic purposes if you don’t see a video you think should be on this list
video you think should be on this list
video you think should be on this list be sure to check out our first list of
be sure to check out our first list of
be sure to check out our first list of the top 10 what were they thinking music
the top 10 what were they thinking music
the top 10 what were they thinking music videos number 10 gimme more Britney
videos number 10 gimme more Britney
videos number 10 gimme more Britney Spears
[Music]
[Music] if you need to watch a video where
if you need to watch a video where
if you need to watch a video where absolutely nothing happens for four
absolutely nothing happens for four
absolutely nothing happens for four minutes then congratulations you found
minutes then congratulations you found
minutes then congratulations you found it the video begins with a more innocent
it the video begins with a more innocent
it the video begins with a more innocent looking Britney Spears sitting down at
looking Britney Spears sitting down at
looking Britney Spears sitting down at the bar with her friends before noticing
the bar with her friends before noticing
the bar with her friends before noticing her bad girl alter-ego begin to pole
her bad girl alter-ego begin to pole
her bad girl alter-ego begin to pole dance well if you can call that pole
dance well if you can call that pole
dance well if you can call that pole dancing
bad Britney kind of bounces around for
bad Britney kind of bounces around for the entire video but there aren’t any
the entire video but there aren’t any
the entire video but there aren’t any real pole dancing maneuvers there
real pole dancing maneuvers there
real pole dancing maneuvers there perhaps the people behind it thought the
perhaps the people behind it thought the
perhaps the people behind it thought the location itself would be edgy enough but
location itself would be edgy enough but
location itself would be edgy enough but all we could think while watching the
all we could think while watching the
all we could think while watching the video was give me more you’re gonna have
video was give me more you’re gonna have
video was give me more you’re gonna have to remove me
to remove me
to remove me [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number 9 get down before 4 while this
number 9 get down before 4 while this
number 9 get down before 4 while this song sounded benign to most people when
song sounded benign to most people when
song sounded benign to most people when it was released the lyrics are clearly
it was released the lyrics are clearly
it was released the lyrics are clearly talking about oral sex so it was
talking about oral sex so it was
talking about oral sex so it was obviously a bad idea to have the
obviously a bad idea to have the
obviously a bad idea to have the accompanying music video centered on a
accompanying music video centered on a
accompanying music video centered on a child in it we follow a young boy who
child in it we follow a young boy who
child in it we follow a young boy who was seemingly fulfilling his fantasies
was seemingly fulfilling his fantasies
was seemingly fulfilling his fantasies while looking into a viewmaster he finds
while looking into a viewmaster he finds
while looking into a viewmaster he finds in the trash
[Music]
[Music] in his dream he attracts older women
in his dream he attracts older women
in his dream he attracts older women older is in 20 by flexing his muscles on
older is in 20 by flexing his muscles on
older is in 20 by flexing his muscles on the beach dunking a basketball and
the beach dunking a basketball and
the beach dunking a basketball and showing off money much to the chagrin of
showing off money much to the chagrin of
showing off money much to the chagrin of the b44 crew but nobody wants to hear
the b44 crew but nobody wants to hear
the b44 crew but nobody wants to hear lyrics about why didn’t they just cast
lyrics about why didn’t they just cast
lyrics about why didn’t they just cast an older person or you know make a video
an older person or you know make a video
an older person or you know make a video that makes sense
that makes sense
that makes sense [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number eight this I promise you and sink
number eight this I promise you and sink
number eight this I promise you and sink visions what were they thinking with
visions what were they thinking with
visions what were they thinking with this one this ballads music video sees
this one this ballads music video sees
this one this ballads music video sees the boy standing around in Redwood
the boy standing around in Redwood
the boy standing around in Redwood National and state parks
National and state parks
National and state parks donning turtlenecks that have never
donning turtlenecks that have never
donning turtlenecks that have never really been considered stylish
really been considered stylish
really been considered stylish despite being found everywhere in the
despite being found everywhere in the
despite being found everywhere in the early 2000s on top of that the members
early 2000s on top of that the members
early 2000s on top of that the members of NSYNC are surrounded by literal
of NSYNC are surrounded by literal
of NSYNC are surrounded by literal thought bubbles which display the
thought bubbles which display the
thought bubbles which display the stereotypical slow-motion action shots
stereotypical slow-motion action shots
stereotypical slow-motion action shots of actors awkwardly pretending to be in
of actors awkwardly pretending to be in
of actors awkwardly pretending to be in love
love
love [Music]
after a few too many minutes of this the
after a few too many minutes of this the scene shifts to the band eating outside
scene shifts to the band eating outside
scene shifts to the band eating outside during which we witness a boyfriend
during which we witness a boyfriend
during which we witness a boyfriend finally getting to the restaurant to see
finally getting to the restaurant to see
finally getting to the restaurant to see his girlfriend the video was so baffling
his girlfriend the video was so baffling
his girlfriend the video was so baffling that MADtv parried it soon after its
that MADtv parried it soon after its
that MADtv parried it soon after its release
shut up dancing for everyone on the
shut up dancing for everyone on the manholes number seven I love you
manholes number seven I love you
manholes number seven I love you vanilla ice chi the song itself may make
vanilla ice chi the song itself may make
vanilla ice chi the song itself may make you shake your head throughout
you shake your head throughout
you shake your head throughout especially considering it’s a ballad by
especially considering it’s a ballad by
especially considering it’s a ballad by an artist known for rapping but it’s
an artist known for rapping but it’s
an artist known for rapping but it’s video adds many extra degrees to that
video adds many extra degrees to that
video adds many extra degrees to that head shake
head shake
head shake [Music]
[Music]
[Music] that’s one and done produced by Michael
that’s one and done produced by Michael
that’s one and done produced by Michael Bay yes that Michael Bay things start
Bay yes that Michael Bay things start
Bay yes that Michael Bay things start off weird when you notice that there’s a
off weird when you notice that there’s a
off weird when you notice that there’s a guy sitting on top of a telephone booth
guy sitting on top of a telephone booth
guy sitting on top of a telephone booth then after a few minutes of vanilla ice
then after a few minutes of vanilla ice
then after a few minutes of vanilla ice and others attempting dance moves the
and others attempting dance moves the
and others attempting dance moves the video takes a turn for the creepy when
video takes a turn for the creepy when
video takes a turn for the creepy when the rapper stealthily jumps off a phone
the rapper stealthily jumps off a phone
the rapper stealthily jumps off a phone booth and lands right beside the girl
booth and lands right beside the girl
booth and lands right beside the girl those moves probably would have been
those moves probably would have been
those moves probably would have been better suited for his ninja rap song was
better suited for his ninja rap song was
better suited for his ninja rap song was wardrobe that goes from jackets that
wardrobe that goes from jackets that
wardrobe that goes from jackets that could probably pass for bed cover
could probably pass for bed cover
could probably pass for bed cover patterns to what looks like a mix of
patterns to what looks like a mix of
patterns to what looks like a mix of various national flags this video should
various national flags this video should
various national flags this video should be viewed only with the lowest of
be viewed only with the lowest of
be viewed only with the lowest of expectations
expectations
expectations [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number six do what you like take that
number six do what you like take that
number six do what you like take that [Music]
[Music]
[Music] from the beginning of this low-budget
from the beginning of this low-budget
from the beginning of this low-budget video you get the feeling that anything
video you get the feeling that anything
video you get the feeling that anything can happen well you’d be wrong because
can happen well you’d be wrong because
can happen well you’d be wrong because only one thing can happen and it does
Gary Barlow Robbie Williams and the rest
Gary Barlow Robbie Williams and the rest of take that ultimately stripped down
of take that ultimately stripped down
of take that ultimately stripped down move their behinds and play with jelly
move their behinds and play with jelly
move their behinds and play with jelly which gets all over their bodies
Robbie’s face alone would have been
Robbie’s face alone would have been worth the price of admission if we had
worth the price of admission if we had
worth the price of admission if we had to pay to watch the music videos that is
to pay to watch the music videos that is
to pay to watch the music videos that is if the video was made for attention it
if the video was made for attention it
if the video was made for attention it certainly worked because the group got
certainly worked because the group got
certainly worked because the group got just that after the video was banned
just that after the video was banned
just that after the video was banned from being played at certain times of
from being played at certain times of
from being played at certain times of the day juxtaposed with the band’s other
the day juxtaposed with the band’s other
the day juxtaposed with the band’s other videos do what you like is likely the
videos do what you like is likely the
videos do what you like is likely the black sheep they want forgotten but it’s
black sheep they want forgotten but it’s
black sheep they want forgotten but it’s somehow still made it onto their second
somehow still made it onto their second
somehow still made it onto their second video compilation in 2005
number five hold you down DJ Khaled
number five hold you down DJ Khaled featuring Chris Brown August Alsina
featuring Chris Brown August Alsina
featuring Chris Brown August Alsina future and Jeremiah baby you small very
future and Jeremiah baby you small very
future and Jeremiah baby you small very small yes this is the video that spawned
small yes this is the video that spawned
small yes this is the video that spawned that famous meme and a full viewing of
that famous meme and a full viewing of
that famous meme and a full viewing of it makes it easy to see why in what’s an
it makes it easy to see why in what’s an
it makes it easy to see why in what’s an already cringe-worthy music video we get
already cringe-worthy music video we get
already cringe-worthy music video we get to a park where DJ Khaled talks to his
to a park where DJ Khaled talks to his
to a park where DJ Khaled talks to his lady friend while giving her stacks upon
lady friend while giving her stacks upon
lady friend while giving her stacks upon stacks of money you loyal you grateful
stacks of money you loyal you grateful
stacks of money you loyal you grateful ah appreciate that it’s hard to believe
ah appreciate that it’s hard to believe
ah appreciate that it’s hard to believe this was the best take of the moment
this was the best take of the moment
this was the best take of the moment they could use as one of them is
they could use as one of them is
they could use as one of them is overacting and the other is barely
overacting and the other is barely
overacting and the other is barely acting add in some shameless product
acting add in some shameless product
acting add in some shameless product placement for the headphone brand that
placement for the headphone brand that
placement for the headphone brand that shows up regularly throughout the video
shows up regularly throughout the video
shows up regularly throughout the video and the whole thing’s got us wondering
and the whole thing’s got us wondering
and the whole thing’s got us wondering why anyone would keep saying DJ Khaled’s
why anyone would keep saying DJ Khaled’s
why anyone would keep saying DJ Khaled’s name hold on say my name dj khaled
name hold on say my name dj khaled
name hold on say my name dj khaled shrine the shrine baby
[Music]
[Music] number four break it up Carl Lewis who
number four break it up Carl Lewis who
number four break it up Carl Lewis who didn’t like flattop haircuts in the 80s
didn’t like flattop haircuts in the 80s
didn’t like flattop haircuts in the 80s this video shows American Olympic gold
this video shows American Olympic gold
this video shows American Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis working out kind of
medalist Carl Lewis working out kind of
medalist Carl Lewis working out kind of [Music]
[Music]
[Music] he’s mainly just sitting at the machines
he’s mainly just sitting at the machines
he’s mainly just sitting at the machines and doing a few reps in a gym with an
and doing a few reps in a gym with an
and doing a few reps in a gym with an unrealistic male to female ratio and
unrealistic male to female ratio and
unrealistic male to female ratio and then for seemingly no reason the video
then for seemingly no reason the video
then for seemingly no reason the video is interspersed with actual footage of
is interspersed with actual footage of
is interspersed with actual footage of Carl Lewis participating and winning a
Carl Lewis participating and winning a
Carl Lewis participating and winning a track and field event
track and field event
track and field event [Music]
there’s also an equally random scene in
there’s also an equally random scene in which an order lady with comically large
which an order lady with comically large
which an order lady with comically large sunglasses starts blowing bubbles into
sunglasses starts blowing bubbles into
sunglasses starts blowing bubbles into Lewis’s face with an immediate cut to
Lewis’s face with an immediate cut to
Lewis’s face with an immediate cut to them flirting in a jacuzzi he ultimately
them flirting in a jacuzzi he ultimately
them flirting in a jacuzzi he ultimately leads her into a sauna for privacy
leads her into a sauna for privacy
leads her into a sauna for privacy whatever floats your boat Carl
I could paint you pictures that I guess
I could paint you pictures that I guess I could just never write a song and then
I could just never write a song and then
I could just never write a song and then number three BB talked Miley Cyrus I
number three BB talked Miley Cyrus I
number three BB talked Miley Cyrus I want to feel this feeling coming strong
want to feel this feeling coming strong
want to feel this feeling coming strong it this is one of those videos that you
it this is one of those videos that you
it this is one of those videos that you cannot unsee it features Miley Cyrus
cannot unsee it features Miley Cyrus
cannot unsee it features Miley Cyrus dress as an adult baby and trying to
dress as an adult baby and trying to
dress as an adult baby and trying to look as innocent as possible
since the song itself is about Cyrus
since the song itself is about Cyrus being unhappy with how her partner baby
being unhappy with how her partner baby
being unhappy with how her partner baby talks to her it’s video just seems like
talks to her it’s video just seems like
talks to her it’s video just seems like an excuse for Miley and friends to roll
an excuse for Miley and friends to roll
an excuse for Miley and friends to roll around on the ground and dress up in
around on the ground and dress up in
around on the ground and dress up in bibs and bonnets
bibs and bonnets
bibs and bonnets [Music]
[Music]
[Music] I can
I can
I can however with its lyrical content in mind
however with its lyrical content in mind
however with its lyrical content in mind we’re sure we’re not the only ones
we’re sure we’re not the only ones
we’re sure we’re not the only ones bewildered and slightly disturbed by the
bewildered and slightly disturbed by the
bewildered and slightly disturbed by the sights and sounds of a baby cursing and
sights and sounds of a baby cursing and
sights and sounds of a baby cursing and singing or more like talking about sex
singing or more like talking about sex
singing or more like talking about sex [Music]
number two
number two milf money Fergie this one’s a doozy and
milf money Fergie this one’s a doozy and
milf money Fergie this one’s a doozy and what was meant to be an empowering
what was meant to be an empowering
what was meant to be an empowering message to women we get explicit sexual
message to women we get explicit sexual
message to women we get explicit sexual ization and innuendo in this song and
ization and innuendo in this song and
ization and innuendo in this song and video
video
video the acronym milf is meant to refer to
the acronym milf is meant to refer to
the acronym milf is meant to refer to moms I’d like to follow as in role
moms I’d like to follow as in role
moms I’d like to follow as in role models instead of well you know Missy
models instead of well you know Missy
models instead of well you know Missy milkshake so yes while the celebrity
milkshake so yes while the celebrity
milkshake so yes while the celebrity moms that are crammed in along Fergie
moms that are crammed in along Fergie
moms that are crammed in along Fergie are rich and somewhat powerful the video
are rich and somewhat powerful the video
are rich and somewhat powerful the video doesn’t really portray them as the role
doesn’t really portray them as the role
doesn’t really portray them as the role models they’re supposedly trying to
models they’re supposedly trying to
models they’re supposedly trying to promote here meanwhile the use of milk
promote here meanwhile the use of milk
promote here meanwhile the use of milk throughout the video isn’t over you
throughout the video isn’t over you
throughout the video isn’t over you stand maybe even misplaced innuendo as
stand maybe even misplaced innuendo as
stand maybe even misplaced innuendo as there isn’t a real milkman in tow
there isn’t a real milkman in tow
there isn’t a real milkman in tow instead we get a milkman that actually
instead we get a milkman that actually
instead we get a milkman that actually doesn’t actually have much to do with
doesn’t actually have much to do with
doesn’t actually have much to do with the beverage
[Music]
[Music] so in essence there really is no reason
so in essence there really is no reason
so in essence there really is no reason for the video to ultimately turn into a
for the video to ultimately turn into a
for the video to ultimately turn into a got milk spoof either missing milkshake
got milk spoof either missing milkshake
got milk spoof either missing milkshake before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are a few honorable mentions
my anaconda don’t my anaconda don’t want
my anaconda don’t my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon you can’t
none unless you got buns hon you can’t
none unless you got buns hon you can’t stop looking at me turning me be what I
stop looking at me turning me be what I
stop looking at me turning me be what I be you can’t look at me don’t get up
be you can’t look at me don’t get up
be you can’t look at me don’t get up [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number one dangerous def leppard
number one dangerous def leppard
number one dangerous def leppard to break up
to break up
to break up around
around
around this video states that it takes place in
this video states that it takes place in
this video states that it takes place in 2215 but if this is how things will look
2215 but if this is how things will look
2215 but if this is how things will look in the future we might as well give up
in the future we might as well give up
in the future we might as well give up now
while def leppard has given us some
while def leppard has given us some iconic tunes this video is just a
iconic tunes this video is just a
iconic tunes this video is just a disappointment it feels as if a high
disappointment it feels as if a high
disappointment it feels as if a high school graphic artist compiled it
school graphic artist compiled it
school graphic artist compiled it together the night before his or her
together the night before his or her
together the night before his or her project was due as it features animation
project was due as it features animation
project was due as it features animation that’s reminiscent of 3d arts from the
that’s reminiscent of 3d arts from the
that’s reminiscent of 3d arts from the 1990s except that well the video was
1990s except that well the video was
1990s except that well the video was made in 2015
made in 2015
made in 2015 [Music]
[Music]
[Music] it ends with one of the many battling
it ends with one of the many battling
it ends with one of the many battling androids getting shot off the top of a
androids getting shot off the top of a
androids getting shot off the top of a dome and falling into water when she
dome and falling into water when she
dome and falling into water when she resurfaces alive and well the blank look
resurfaces alive and well the blank look
resurfaces alive and well the blank look on her face represents everything we
on her face represents everything we
on her face represents everything we also feel after watching this video
so do you agree with our list
so do you agree with our list what other music videos made you
what other music videos made you
what other music videos made you question what the artists and directors
question what the artists and directors
question what the artists and directors were thinking you put me in these
were thinking you put me in these
were thinking you put me in these situations every bucket dumbass bitch
situations every bucket dumbass bitch
situations every bucket dumbass bitch I’m not a dumbass bitch for more
I’m not a dumbass bitch for more
I’m not a dumbass bitch for more thoughtful top 10s published every day
thoughtful top 10s published every day
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be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com go
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com go buy your mom a house go buy your whole
buy your mom a house go buy your whole
buy your mom a house go buy your whole family houses put this money in your
family houses put this money in your
family houses put this money in your savings account
savings account
savings account [Music]
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