are you ready oh shit yeah yeah yeah here it comes okay okay I’m ready
here it comes okay okay I’m ready
here it comes okay okay I’m ready hungry let’s all go to court mom I hate
hungry let’s all go to court mom I hate
hungry let’s all go to court mom I hate you boy yet guys
you boy yet guys
you boy yet guys you don’t know me and join me you’re
you don’t know me and join me you’re
you don’t know me and join me you’re watching you while we’re high that was
watching you while we’re high that was
watching you while we’re high that was fuckin that gelled smooth listen I got
fuckin that gelled smooth listen I got
fuckin that gelled smooth listen I got some big news to tell you oh yeah what’s
some big news to tell you oh yeah what’s
some big news to tell you oh yeah what’s up
up
up tami-lynn and I are gonna have a baby –
tami-lynn and I are gonna have a baby –
tami-lynn and I are gonna have a baby – that’s fuckin awesome congratulations
that’s fuckin awesome congratulations
that’s fuckin awesome congratulations wait wait wait how do you guys that’s
wait wait wait how do you guys that’s
wait wait wait how do you guys that’s the thing we uh we gotta find a sperm
the thing we uh we gotta find a sperm
the thing we uh we gotta find a sperm donor Ted we could get in a lot of
donor Ted we could get in a lot of
donor Ted we could get in a lot of trouble can you think of someone better
trouble can you think of someone better
trouble can you think of someone better than him would be a sweet-ass fucking
than him would be a sweet-ass fucking
than him would be a sweet-ass fucking baby Tom fucking Brady for Super Bowl
baby Tom fucking Brady for Super Bowl
baby Tom fucking Brady for Super Bowl rings guaranteed Hall of Fame now let’s
rings guaranteed Hall of Fame now let’s
rings guaranteed Hall of Fame now let’s give my hand job into this red plastic
give my hand job into this red plastic
give my hand job into this red plastic cup take your teddy bear with you oh
cup take your teddy bear with you oh
cup take your teddy bear with you oh shit perfect spiral
shit perfect spiral
shit perfect spiral hey Johnny thanks for yanking out a
hey Johnny thanks for yanking out a
hey Johnny thanks for yanking out a sample for me Thunder buddies for life
sample for me Thunder buddies for life
sample for me Thunder buddies for life remember where’s that kid ready to it
remember where’s that kid ready to it
remember where’s that kid ready to it you got your hand on your dick what are
you got your hand on your dick what are
you got your hand on your dick what are you doing I’m trying to get it half hot
you doing I’m trying to get it half hot
you doing I’m trying to get it half hot when I get in that can just bust it out
when I get in that can just bust it out
when I get in that can just bust it out and sitting out here in a public jerking
and sitting out here in a public jerking
and sitting out here in a public jerking off where you think you’re a Red Lobster
off where you think you’re a Red Lobster
off where you think you’re a Red Lobster Teddy we want to have a baby you’re
Teddy we want to have a baby you’re
Teddy we want to have a baby you’re gonna have to prove you’re a person in a
gonna have to prove you’re a person in a
gonna have to prove you’re a person in a court of law
court of law
court of law they shot on property like garbage
they shot on property like garbage
they shot on property like garbage you’re a piece of shit maybe more like a
you’re a piece of shit maybe more like a
you’re a piece of shit maybe more like a hammer or an orange it’s just a word but
hammer or an orange it’s just a word but
hammer or an orange it’s just a word but I asked my ancestors one minute you went
I asked my ancestors one minute you went
I asked my ancestors one minute you went Africa
Africa
Africa you want a river washing your clothes
you want a river washing your clothes
you want a river washing your clothes shit is just hanging this thing you know
shit is just hanging this thing you know
shit is just hanging this thing you know you’re getting fucked by Thomas
you’re getting fucked by Thomas
you’re getting fucked by Thomas Jefferson Wow you make history come
Jefferson Wow you make history come
Jefferson Wow you make history come alive Johnny what are we gonna do we get
alive Johnny what are we gonna do we get
alive Johnny what are we gonna do we get a lawyer and we’ll sue the fucking
a lawyer and we’ll sue the fucking
a lawyer and we’ll sue the fucking government for your civil rights look
government for your civil rights look
government for your civil rights look its head do you mind if I ask how old
its head do you mind if I ask how old
its head do you mind if I ask how old you are 26 what you know I just don’t
you are 26 what you know I just don’t
you are 26 what you know I just don’t want my lawyer
want my lawyer
want my lawyer singing frozen songs during the opening
singing frozen songs during the opening
singing frozen songs during the opening arguments we really appreciate your time
arguments we really appreciate your time
arguments we really appreciate your time but I think what we’re probably gonna do
but I think what we’re probably gonna do
but I think what we’re probably gonna do is just take a seat and get to work I’ll
is just take a seat and get to work I’ll
is just take a seat and get to work I’ll shoot completely yeah we really feel
shoot completely yeah we really feel
shoot completely yeah we really feel like you got a lot to offer I get
like you got a lot to offer I get
like you got a lot to offer I get migraines I’m gonna get a huge migraine
migraines I’m gonna get a huge migraine
migraines I’m gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes
in the parking lot in about 20 minutes
in the parking lot in about 20 minutes Ted you’re special but what defines a
Ted you’re special but what defines a
Ted you’re special but what defines a person is making the contribution to
person is making the contribution to
person is making the contribution to society
how could you get from fucking
how could you get from fucking exercising
exercising
exercising can I use your laptop yeah go ahead what
can I use your laptop yeah go ahead what
can I use your laptop yeah go ahead what the fuck what’s going on there’s so much
the fuck what’s going on there’s so much
the fuck what’s going on there’s so much boy I’ve been meaning to clear some of
boy I’ve been meaning to clear some of
boy I’ve been meaning to clear some of that out look at the organization here
that out look at the organization here
that out look at the organization here clockwise rimjob counterclockwise rimjob
clockwise rimjob counterclockwise rimjob
clockwise rimjob counterclockwise rimjob sometimes you like seeing a tongue go
sometimes you like seeing a tongue go
sometimes you like seeing a tongue go the other way chicks with dicks what
the other way chicks with dicks what
the other way chicks with dicks what we’re good Oh pickle I have a disease
we’re good Oh pickle I have a disease
we’re good Oh pickle I have a disease all right I need help there are no
all right I need help there are no
all right I need help there are no chicks with dicks Johnny only guys with
chicks with dicks Johnny only guys with
chicks with dicks Johnny only guys with tits
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