Top 10 Biggest Jerks In Video Games

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down our picks for the top 10 biggest

down our picks for the top 10 biggest jerks in video games never took you for

jerks in video games never took you for

jerks in video games never took you for a poet oh but I am one want to hear a

a poet oh but I am one want to hear a

a poet oh but I am one want to hear a limerick sure Lambert Lambert what a

limerick sure Lambert Lambert what a

limerick sure Lambert Lambert what a prick not bad for this list we’ve chosen

prick not bad for this list we’ve chosen

prick not bad for this list we’ve chosen video game characters with irredeemable

video game characters with irredeemable

video game characters with irredeemable qualities that often make life hard for

qualities that often make life hard for

qualities that often make life hard for the player or protagonist these are not

the player or protagonist these are not

the player or protagonist these are not to be confused with Psychopaths since we

to be confused with Psychopaths since we

to be confused with Psychopaths since we already have a list for them sorry

already have a list for them sorry

already have a list for them sorry Trevor Phillips please please chill boot

Trevor Phillips please please chill boot

Trevor Phillips please please chill boot up are you speaking to our choices are

up are you speaking to our choices are

up are you speaking to our choices are based on a mixture of fan votes

based on a mixture of fan votes

based on a mixture of fan votes popularity and our own personal

popularity and our own personal

popularity and our own personal preferences also be on the lookout for a

preferences also be on the lookout for a

preferences also be on the lookout for a few spoilers dotted here and there I

few spoilers dotted here and there I

few spoilers dotted here and there I might be sad but I’ve run your world

might be sad but I’ve run your world

might be sad but I’ve run your world moron and don’t you forget number 10 my

moron and don’t you forget number 10 my

moron and don’t you forget number 10 my toe

toe

toe The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time this

The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time this

The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time this masterpiece of a game promises a grand

masterpiece of a game promises a grand

masterpiece of a game promises a grand adventure from the get-go

adventure from the get-go

adventure from the get-go unforgettable characters amazing levels

unforgettable characters amazing levels

unforgettable characters amazing levels and the heroes ultimate journey or at

and the heroes ultimate journey or at

and the heroes ultimate journey or at least it would be if you can actually

least it would be if you can actually

least it would be if you can actually see the Deku Tree to start your quest

see the Deku Tree to start your quest

see the Deku Tree to start your quest but know this little bastard is blocking

but know this little bastard is blocking

but know this little bastard is blocking the way say hello to my toe a resident

the way say hello to my toe a resident

the way say hello to my toe a resident of the Kokiri Forest who seemed to have

of the Kokiri Forest who seemed to have

of the Kokiri Forest who seemed to have some sway and influence over the other

some sway and influence over the other

some sway and influence over the other residents and has a particular disliking

residents and has a particular disliking

residents and has a particular disliking for link not letting you start your

for link not letting you start your

for link not letting you start your quest until you find a sword and shield

quest until you find a sword and shield

quest until you find a sword and shield he even has the gall to blame the player

he even has the gall to blame the player

he even has the gall to blame the player for not saving the great Deku Tree

for not saving the great Deku Tree

for not saving the great Deku Tree joke’s on you my toe you’re gonna be a

joke’s on you my toe you’re gonna be a

joke’s on you my toe you’re gonna be a kid forever

number nine Bluebeard the wolf among us

number nine Bluebeard the wolf among us hello Ichabod sheriff Bluebeard I was

hello Ichabod sheriff Bluebeard I was

hello Ichabod sheriff Bluebeard I was just chatting with our new friend

just chatting with our new friend

just chatting with our new friend straight out a gothic horror comes the

straight out a gothic horror comes the

straight out a gothic horror comes the man whose beard may be lacking any shade

man whose beard may be lacking any shade

man whose beard may be lacking any shade of blue but makes up for it with a

of blue but makes up for it with a

of blue but makes up for it with a violent nature and deceptive mind

violent nature and deceptive mind

violent nature and deceptive mind throughout sheriff Bigby’s ongoing case

throughout sheriff Bigby’s ongoing case

throughout sheriff Bigby’s ongoing case to discover the culprit behind several

to discover the culprit behind several

to discover the culprit behind several murders Bluebeard is shown to be an

murders Bluebeard is shown to be an

murders Bluebeard is shown to be an aggressive individual who will trample

aggressive individual who will trample

aggressive individual who will trample on anyone on the way to secure power for

on anyone on the way to secure power for

on anyone on the way to secure power for himself I’m going to his a pun what you

himself I’m going to his a pun what you

himself I’m going to his a pun what you can’t just go up there and why the hell

can’t just go up there and why the hell

can’t just go up there and why the hell not should the player choose to kill The

not should the player choose to kill The

not should the player choose to kill The Crooked Man at the end of episode 5

Crooked Man at the end of episode 5

Crooked Man at the end of episode 5 he’ll defend big these actions but will

he’ll defend big these actions but will

he’ll defend big these actions but will question his and Snow White’s ability to

question his and Snow White’s ability to

question his and Snow White’s ability to run and protect Fabletown clearly he’s

run and protect Fabletown clearly he’s

run and protect Fabletown clearly he’s just as much of a wolf in sheep’s

just as much of a wolf in sheep’s

just as much of a wolf in sheep’s clothing as Big B himself just tell me

clothing as Big B himself just tell me

clothing as Big B himself just tell me what I want to know it will make things

what I want to know it will make things

what I want to know it will make things a lot less painful for you in theory

a lot less painful for you in theory

a lot less painful for you in theory number 8 Emily until dawn he’s just

number 8 Emily until dawn he’s just

number 8 Emily until dawn he’s just trying to understand understand the palm

trying to understand understand the palm

trying to understand understand the palm of my hand bitch we are very much aware

of my hand bitch we are very much aware

of my hand bitch we are very much aware that emily is meant to encompass the

that emily is meant to encompass the

that emily is meant to encompass the bitchy stereotype you’d often find in a

bitchy stereotype you’d often find in a

bitchy stereotype you’d often find in a lot of horror movies but she just does

lot of horror movies but she just does

lot of horror movies but she just does it so well that you can’t help but hate

it so well that you can’t help but hate

it so well that you can’t help but hate her at least towards the beginning of

her at least towards the beginning of

her at least towards the beginning of pink she’s damn sure of herself and as

pink she’s damn sure of herself and as

pink she’s damn sure of herself and as far as she’s concerned it’s her way or

far as she’s concerned it’s her way or

far as she’s concerned it’s her way or the highway something she’s teamed to

the highway something she’s teamed to

the highway something she’s teamed to remind the rest of the cast and the

remind the rest of the cast and the

remind the rest of the cast and the player on a constant basis rule number

player on a constant basis rule number

player on a constant basis rule number one Emily is always right

one Emily is always right

one Emily is always right rule number two nothing else matters

rule number two nothing else matters

rule number two nothing else matters because emily is always right

because emily is always right

because emily is always right whether it’s trading coy insults or

whether it’s trading coy insults or

whether it’s trading coy insults or screaming her hand off like a banshee

screaming her hand off like a banshee

screaming her hand off like a banshee we’re sure there weren’t many people

we’re sure there weren’t many people

we’re sure there weren’t many people shedding a tear when she met one of her

shedding a tear when she met one of her

shedding a tear when she met one of her many many deaths I’m really sorry

holy shit my number seven Lambert The

holy shit my number seven Lambert The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt before we go inside

Witcher 3 Wild Hunt before we go inside

Witcher 3 Wild Hunt before we go inside Oh drink a dose of cat I know any more

Oh drink a dose of cat I know any more

Oh drink a dose of cat I know any more words of wisdom being a Witcher isn’t

words of wisdom being a Witcher isn’t

words of wisdom being a Witcher isn’t easy and we can sympathize with living

easy and we can sympathize with living

easy and we can sympathize with living in the shadow of awesomeness that is

in the shadow of awesomeness that is

in the shadow of awesomeness that is Geralt of Rivia but you don’t have to be

Geralt of Rivia but you don’t have to be

Geralt of Rivia but you don’t have to be a dick about it

a dick about it

a dick about it in fact whole world should hear about

in fact whole world should hear about

in fact whole world should hear about the time the famed Geralt of Rivia was

the time the famed Geralt of Rivia was

the time the famed Geralt of Rivia was duped like a child while he may have

duped like a child while he may have

duped like a child while he may have trained ciri in the art of combat

trained ciri in the art of combat

trained ciri in the art of combat Lambert doesn’t have many impressive

Lambert doesn’t have many impressive

Lambert doesn’t have many impressive deeds to his name left to hunt rather

deeds to his name left to hunt rather

deeds to his name left to hunt rather unimpressive monsters as opposed to

unimpressive monsters as opposed to

unimpressive monsters as opposed to Geralt gallery of legendary kills

Geralt gallery of legendary kills

Geralt gallery of legendary kills vesemir told me about that job you did

vesemir told me about that job you did

vesemir told me about that job you did for those nilfgaardian xin velan what

for those nilfgaardian xin velan what

for those nilfgaardian xin velan what what are you doing killing monsters

what are you doing killing monsters

what are you doing killing monsters credit where credit is due he did come

credit where credit is due he did come

credit where credit is due he did come to the aid of Kara more and when the

to the aid of Kara more and when the

to the aid of Kara more and when the enemy was at the gate but anyone who

enemy was at the gate but anyone who

enemy was at the gate but anyone who goes around insulting the gorgeous Triss

goes around insulting the gorgeous Triss

goes around insulting the gorgeous Triss Merigold is definitely a special kind of

Merigold is definitely a special kind of

Merigold is definitely a special kind of jerk out of my way dimwit sir I’ll grind

jerk out of my way dimwit sir I’ll grind

jerk out of my way dimwit sir I’ll grind you to gravel understand number 6 Damon

you to gravel understand number 6 Damon

you to gravel understand number 6 Damon s Baird Gears of War series so any idea

s Baird Gears of War series so any idea

s Baird Gears of War series so any idea where we are now um in the shit up to

where we are now um in the shit up to

where we are now um in the shit up to here war is hell and when you’re up

here war is hell and when you’re up

here war is hell and when you’re up against monstrous enemies like the

against monstrous enemies like the

against monstrous enemies like the locust and lambent there is little time

locust and lambent there is little time

locust and lambent there is little time for political correctness that being

for political correctness that being

for political correctness that being said Baird is definitely the resident

said Baird is definitely the resident

said Baird is definitely the resident asshole in Delta Squad yeah you still

asshole in Delta Squad yeah you still

asshole in Delta Squad yeah you still got it

got it

got it now let’s go sweet talk the queen of the

now let’s go sweet talk the queen of the

now let’s go sweet talk the queen of the bums while his mechanical know-how and

bums while his mechanical know-how and

bums while his mechanical know-how and skills as a soldier are invaluable his

skills as a soldier are invaluable his

skills as a soldier are invaluable his bluntness sarcasm and inability to shut

bluntness sarcasm and inability to shut

bluntness sarcasm and inability to shut his mouth have riled up a lot of people

his mouth have riled up a lot of people

his mouth have riled up a lot of people calling orphan children parasites and

calling orphan children parasites and

calling orphan children parasites and giving Sam grief for just a couple of

giving Sam grief for just a couple of

giving Sam grief for just a couple of those examples at least he stays true to

those examples at least he stays true to

those examples at least he stays true to himself even if that means being a prick

himself even if that means being a prick

himself even if that means being a prick in what could be his last moments

in what could be his last moments

in what could be his last moments I suppose you want me to say I’ve always

I suppose you want me to say I’ve always

I suppose you want me to say I’ve always loved you oh but I don’t I really really

loved you oh but I don’t I really really

loved you oh but I don’t I really really don’t number five Gary Smith bully hey

don’t number five Gary Smith bully hey

don’t number five Gary Smith bully hey man what’s your problem

man what’s your problem

man what’s your problem well a TD primarily but also life my

well a TD primarily but also life my

well a TD primarily but also life my parents the school Western civilization

parents the school Western civilization

parents the school Western civilization but really honestly enough about me high

but really honestly enough about me high

but really honestly enough about me high school can be a nightmare if you don’t

school can be a nightmare if you don’t

school can be a nightmare if you don’t fit in with a particular cleek something

fit in with a particular cleek something

fit in with a particular cleek something that jimmy hopkins finds out the hard

that jimmy hopkins finds out the hard

that jimmy hopkins finds out the hard way when his new school turns out to be

way when his new school turns out to be

way when his new school turns out to be a war zone for jocks nerds greasers etc

a war zone for jocks nerds greasers etc

a war zone for jocks nerds greasers etc orchestrating the social crisis from

orchestrating the social crisis from

orchestrating the social crisis from behind the scenes is the sociopathic

behind the scenes is the sociopathic

behind the scenes is the sociopathic Gary Smith a self-proclaimed genius who

Gary Smith a self-proclaimed genius who

Gary Smith a self-proclaimed genius who betrays Jimmy in pursuit of power

betrays Jimmy in pursuit of power

betrays Jimmy in pursuit of power aka showing everyone how smart he is i

aka showing everyone how smart he is i

aka showing everyone how smart he is i won

won

won i tricked everyone starting with you the

i tricked everyone starting with you the

i tricked everyone starting with you the head the loser kids in town and the

head the loser kids in town and the

head the loser kids in town and the prefect me i won setting events in

prefect me i won setting events in

prefect me i won setting events in motion that have the cleats targeting

motion that have the cleats targeting

motion that have the cleats targeting Jimmy and battling each other he becomes

Jimmy and battling each other he becomes

Jimmy and battling each other he becomes the object of every player’s aggression

the object of every player’s aggression

the object of every player’s aggression there is nothing more cathartic than

there is nothing more cathartic than

there is nothing more cathartic than beating the crap out of his twerp and

beating the crap out of his twerp and

beating the crap out of his twerp and seeing him get his just desserts sorry

seeing him get his just desserts sorry

seeing him get his just desserts sorry didn’t see you there number four blue

didn’t see you there number four blue

didn’t see you there number four blue aka Gary Pokemon Red and Luke this

aka Gary Pokemon Red and Luke this

aka Gary Pokemon Red and Luke this character was just born to pissed you

character was just born to pissed you

character was just born to pissed you off just as you pick your first ever

off just as you pick your first ever

off just as you pick your first ever Pokemon your rival comes along and

Pokemon your rival comes along and

Pokemon your rival comes along and snatches whichever type Pokemon your

snatches whichever type Pokemon your

snatches whichever type Pokemon your choice is weak towards as you go about

choice is weak towards as you go about

choice is weak towards as you go about your journey to become the best he’ll

your journey to become the best he’ll

your journey to become the best he’ll run into you at random intervals always

run into you at random intervals always

run into you at random intervals always yelling out smell you later like he’s

yelling out smell you later like he’s

yelling out smell you later like he’s actually better than you

actually better than you

actually better than you Oh

oh well it’s not like he’s gonna dash

oh well it’s not like he’s gonna dash ahead of you defeat the Pokemon League

ahead of you defeat the Pokemon League

ahead of you defeat the Pokemon League and become the champion just before you

and become the champion just before you

and become the champion just before you do and rob you of all your hard work the

do and rob you of all your hard work the

do and rob you of all your hard work the way he does that

way he does that

way he does that but the revenge that follows is never so

but the revenge that follows is never so

but the revenge that follows is never so sweet smell this you jerk

number three Falco Lombardi Star Fox

number three Falco Lombardi Star Fox series pink that did it hey froggy

series pink that did it hey froggy

series pink that did it hey froggy don’t call me froggy as a member of Star

don’t call me froggy as a member of Star

don’t call me froggy as a member of Star Fox and second-in-command to Fox McCloud

Fox and second-in-command to Fox McCloud

Fox and second-in-command to Fox McCloud himself Falco was shown to be highly

himself Falco was shown to be highly

himself Falco was shown to be highly skilled when it comes to air combat but

skilled when it comes to air combat but

skilled when it comes to air combat but has a really hard time accepting when he

has a really hard time accepting when he

has a really hard time accepting when he gets into a jam and an even harder time

gets into a jam and an even harder time

gets into a jam and an even harder time actually saying thank you I guess I

actually saying thank you I guess I

actually saying thank you I guess I could be thankful known to occasionally

could be thankful known to occasionally

could be thankful known to occasionally butt heads with Fox and sleepy vs

butt heads with Fox and sleepy vs

butt heads with Fox and sleepy vs sarcastic comments he’s cocky and has an

sarcastic comments he’s cocky and has an

sarcastic comments he’s cocky and has an automatic dislike for authority in fact

automatic dislike for authority in fact

automatic dislike for authority in fact for a while he left the team just

for a while he left the team just

for a while he left the team just because he was bored while he has at

because he was bored while he has at

because he was bored while he has at least mellowed out over the series’s run

least mellowed out over the series’s run

least mellowed out over the series’s run he’s still one stubborn bird fuck you

he’s still one stubborn bird fuck you

he’s still one stubborn bird fuck you supposed to shoot them all number three

supposed to shoot them all number three

supposed to shoot them all number three the dog duck hunt behold the face of

the dog duck hunt behold the face of

the dog duck hunt behold the face of retro gaming hatred reincarnated as one

retro gaming hatred reincarnated as one

retro gaming hatred reincarnated as one smug canine that has been infamous

smug canine that has been infamous

smug canine that has been infamous across the years in this classic NES

across the years in this classic NES

across the years in this classic NES like gun shooter players had the simple

like gun shooter players had the simple

like gun shooter players had the simple but enthralling task of shooting down an

but enthralling task of shooting down an

but enthralling task of shooting down an increasing number of ducks with each

increasing number of ducks with each

increasing number of ducks with each level they completed failure to do so

level they completed failure to do so

level they completed failure to do so didn’t give you a game over no no no no

didn’t give you a game over no no no no

didn’t give you a game over no no no no no that mingy mutt would appear on

no that mingy mutt would appear on

no that mingy mutt would appear on screen and laugh at how pathetic your

screen and laugh at how pathetic your

screen and laugh at how pathetic your shooting skills were after a dozen

shooting skills were after a dozen

shooting skills were after a dozen failures you can see why the constant

failures you can see why the constant

failures you can see why the constant mockery would tempt gamers to try their

mockery would tempt gamers to try their

mockery would tempt gamers to try their marksmanship skills on the dog instead

marksmanship skills on the dog instead

marksmanship skills on the dog instead of the ducks before we reveal our number

of the ducks before we reveal our number

of the ducks before we reveal our number one pick here are a few honorable

one pick here are a few honorable

one pick here are a few honorable mentions

nobody nobody lectures me everyone tries

nobody nobody lectures me everyone tries though they try number one handsome Jack

though they try number one handsome Jack

though they try number one handsome Jack borderland series

borderland series

borderland series oh good look word for me I thought I was

oh good look word for me I thought I was

oh good look word for me I thought I was gonna have to get violent there for a

gonna have to get violent there for a

gonna have to get violent there for a second more violent how vain can a man

second more violent how vain can a man

second more violent how vain can a man who includes handsome in his own name

who includes handsome in his own name

who includes handsome in his own name beef dangerously so yeah I know your

beef dangerously so yeah I know your

beef dangerously so yeah I know your hero you’re my biggest fan blah blah

hero you’re my biggest fan blah blah

hero you’re my biggest fan blah blah blah

blah

blah welcome to the club this trash writer

welcome to the club this trash writer

welcome to the club this trash writer stealing the credit for finding the

stealing the credit for finding the

stealing the credit for finding the vault as well as killing the destroyer

vault as well as killing the destroyer

vault as well as killing the destroyer Jack is a self-made dictator with the

Jack is a self-made dictator with the

Jack is a self-made dictator with the backing of the Hyperion corporation and

backing of the Hyperion corporation and

backing of the Hyperion corporation and basically all of Pandora as his personal

basically all of Pandora as his personal

basically all of Pandora as his personal playground I understand everything

playground I understand everything

playground I understand everything believing himself to be the hero of the

believing himself to be the hero of the

believing himself to be the hero of the story despite all the pain and

story despite all the pain and

story despite all the pain and despicable actions he commits this

despicable actions he commits this

despicable actions he commits this denial comes with constant taunts

denial comes with constant taunts

denial comes with constant taunts admittedly hilarious dialogue and an

admittedly hilarious dialogue and an

admittedly hilarious dialogue and an absolute understanding of mutual hatred

absolute understanding of mutual hatred

absolute understanding of mutual hatred between Jack and player he’s the king of

between Jack and player he’s the king of

between Jack and player he’s the king of the jerks who we just love to hate

the jerks who we just love to hate

the jerks who we just love to hate give me a cupcake just let me try to rip

give me a cupcake just let me try to rip

give me a cupcake just let me try to rip your throat out well my time this is

your throat out well my time this is

your throat out well my time this is what my time give me what no no do you

what my time give me what no no do you

what my time give me what no no do you agree with our list what do you think

agree with our list what do you think

agree with our list what do you think what do you think is the biggest jerk in

what do you think is the biggest jerk in

what do you think is the biggest jerk in video games I vote we sneak around and

video games I vote we sneak around and

video games I vote we sneak around and avoid getting shot in the ass for a

avoid getting shot in the ass for a

avoid getting shot in the ass for a change with new top 10s published every

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watchmojo.com my god I was such a bitch and I you know I maybe could have helped

and I you know I maybe could have helped

and I you know I maybe could have helped him maybe I could have saved him