these guys are walking balls of testosterone some people think they can
testosterone some people think they can
testosterone some people think they can outsmart me
outsmart me
outsmart me maybe I’ve yet to meet one that can
maybe I’ve yet to meet one that can
maybe I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet welcome to watchmojo.com
outsmart bullet welcome to watchmojo.com
outsmart bullet welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our
and today we’ll be counting down our
and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 manliest men in
picks for the top 10 manliest men in
picks for the top 10 manliest men in video games for this list we’re taking a
video games for this list we’re taking a
video games for this list we’re taking a look at the men whose masculinity is at
look at the men whose masculinity is at
look at the men whose masculinity is at the forefront of their character and
the forefront of their character and
the forefront of their character and hold many of the stereotypical traits
hold many of the stereotypical traits
hold many of the stereotypical traits you might expect of the male species
you might expect of the male species
you might expect of the male species whether it be in their personality
whether it be in their personality
whether it be in their personality physical appearance or occupation yeah
physical appearance or occupation yeah
physical appearance or occupation yeah sorry it’s nothing let’s go
sorry it’s nothing let’s go
sorry it’s nothing let’s go number 10 mr. torgue Borderlands – I’m
number 10 mr. torgue Borderlands – I’m
number 10 mr. torgue Borderlands – I’m here to ask you one question and one
here to ask you one question and one
here to ask you one question and one question only it slows the borderlands
question only it slows the borderlands
question only it slows the borderlands universe is no place for the meek and
universe is no place for the meek and
universe is no place for the meek and that is one adjectives you wouldn’t dare
that is one adjectives you wouldn’t dare
that is one adjectives you wouldn’t dare use for this weapons manufacturer with a
use for this weapons manufacturer with a
use for this weapons manufacturer with a penchant for its versions figured a
penchant for its versions figured a
penchant for its versions figured a chain reaction that revealed more you
chain reaction that revealed more you
chain reaction that revealed more you don’t want to hear about that vault
don’t want to hear about that vault
don’t want to hear about that vault hunter you want to hear about Luke
hunter you want to hear about Luke
hunter you want to hear about Luke that’s explodes looking like Randy
that’s explodes looking like Randy
that’s explodes looking like Randy Savage who just ate Tom Selleck he is
Savage who just ate Tom Selleck he is
Savage who just ate Tom Selleck he is brash loud and won’t ever tolerate a
brash loud and won’t ever tolerate a
brash loud and won’t ever tolerate a wimp his own DLC is fittingly named the
wimp his own DLC is fittingly named the
wimp his own DLC is fittingly named the campaign of carnage and it plays out
campaign of carnage and it plays out
campaign of carnage and it plays out like towards reimagining of the main
like towards reimagining of the main
like towards reimagining of the main game copious numbers of explosions even
game copious numbers of explosions even
game copious numbers of explosions even more weapons and action that forces you
more weapons and action that forces you
more weapons and action that forces you to always be killing someone or
to always be killing someone or
to always be killing someone or something badass asaurus is the greatest
something badass asaurus is the greatest
something badass asaurus is the greatest mechanical marvel I’ve ever seen number
mechanical marvel I’ve ever seen number
mechanical marvel I’ve ever seen number nine Captain John price call of duty
nine Captain John price call of duty
nine Captain John price call of duty modern warfare series right what the
modern warfare series right what the
modern warfare series right what the hell kind of name is so quick heard I’m
hell kind of name is so quick heard I’m
hell kind of name is so quick heard I’m nothing like you post-election
nothing like you post-election
nothing like you post-election while a captain price did appear in the
while a captain price did appear in the
while a captain price did appear in the original Call of Duty most people
original Call of Duty most people
original Call of Duty most people remember priced calmly smoking a cigar
remember priced calmly smoking a cigar
remember priced calmly smoking a cigar as your helicopter prepares to drop you
as your helicopter prepares to drop you
as your helicopter prepares to drop you off for your first real mission in Call
off for your first real mission in Call
off for your first real mission in Call of Duty 4
just a few minutes after clearing the
just a few minutes after clearing the boat and securing the bomb without
boat and securing the bomb without
boat and securing the bomb without breaking a sweat he saves you from
breaking a sweat he saves you from
breaking a sweat he saves you from falling out of the helicopter it’s all
falling out of the helicopter it’s all
falling out of the helicopter it’s all in a day’s work for this warrior who
in a day’s work for this warrior who
in a day’s work for this warrior who happily dives headfirst into the most
happily dives headfirst into the most
happily dives headfirst into the most dangerous global conflicts with an
dangerous global conflicts with an
dangerous global conflicts with an unwavering moral compass and the
unwavering moral compass and the
unwavering moral compass and the occasional philosophical musing on the
occasional philosophical musing on the
occasional philosophical musing on the merits of war gentlemen the cargo-ship
merits of war gentlemen the cargo-ship
merits of war gentlemen the cargo-ship mission is a go get yourself sorted out
mission is a go get yourself sorted out
mission is a go get yourself sorted out wheels up at Oh two hundred dismissed
wheels up at Oh two hundred dismissed
wheels up at Oh two hundred dismissed number eight Marcus Fenix Gears War
number eight Marcus Fenix Gears War
number eight Marcus Fenix Gears War series now first we kill it then we cut
series now first we kill it then we cut
series now first we kill it then we cut our way out with possibly the gruff is
our way out with possibly the gruff is
our way out with possibly the gruff is boys in all of gaming this legendary war
boys in all of gaming this legendary war
boys in all of gaming this legendary war hero has lost nearly everyone he’s ever
hero has lost nearly everyone he’s ever
hero has lost nearly everyone he’s ever loved but rarely ever shows the
loved but rarely ever shows the
loved but rarely ever shows the slightest glimpse of emotion or weakness
slightest glimpse of emotion or weakness
slightest glimpse of emotion or weakness spine he has easily survived two brutal
spine he has easily survived two brutal
spine he has easily survived two brutal wars and is such a natural leader that
wars and is such a natural leader that
wars and is such a natural leader that he managed to repel the Locust Horde
he managed to repel the Locust Horde
he managed to repel the Locust Horde from the prison that he was incarcerated
from the prison that he was incarcerated
from the prison that he was incarcerated in after all that it’s understandable
in after all that it’s understandable
in after all that it’s understandable that he has a cold exterior but don’t
that he has a cold exterior but don’t
that he has a cold exterior but don’t let that fool you he will do anything to
let that fool you he will do anything to
let that fool you he will do anything to protect his friends and squad mates if
protect his friends and squad mates if
protect his friends and squad mates if he needs to protect them with a chainsaw
he needs to protect them with a chainsaw
he needs to protect them with a chainsaw gun so be it number seven bill riser and
gun so be it number seven bill riser and
gun so be it number seven bill riser and Lance beam contra series written
Lance beam contra series written
Lance beam contra series written straight out of a 90s action movie or
straight out of a 90s action movie or
straight out of a 90s action movie or several these two bros run around often
several these two bros run around often
several these two bros run around often shirtless killing aliens and saving the
shirtless killing aliens and saving the
shirtless killing aliens and saving the world time and time again
they approach every apocalyptic
they approach every apocalyptic situation with bare machismo issuing
situation with bare machismo issuing
situation with bare machismo issuing traditional military tactics in favor of
traditional military tactics in favor of
traditional military tactics in favor of flips jumps and a very happy trigger
flips jumps and a very happy trigger
flips jumps and a very happy trigger finger together they create the ultimate
finger together they create the ultimate
finger together they create the ultimate fighting force known as contra and
fighting force known as contra and
fighting force known as contra and neither would survive without the other
neither would survive without the other
neither would survive without the other in a beautifully violent symbiotic
in a beautifully violent symbiotic
in a beautifully violent symbiotic relationship unless you’re playing
relationship unless you’re playing
relationship unless you’re playing single-player their maverick approach
single-player their maverick approach
single-player their maverick approach isn’t for everybody but damn do they get
isn’t for everybody but damn do they get
isn’t for everybody but damn do they get results especially if they’re using the
results especially if they’re using the
results especially if they’re using the Konami code number six Chris Redfield
Konami code number six Chris Redfield
Konami code number six Chris Redfield Resident Evil series Chris Rea on the
Resident Evil series Chris Rea on the
Resident Evil series Chris Rea on the dude punches boulders we have to say
dude punches boulders we have to say
dude punches boulders we have to say anything more granted his most manly
anything more granted his most manly
anything more granted his most manly moment is completely ridiculous but it
moment is completely ridiculous but it
moment is completely ridiculous but it states one thing not even the earth can
states one thing not even the earth can
states one thing not even the earth can stop this special ops agent
as you might expect women often drawn to
as you might expect women often drawn to his rugged features and gradually
his rugged features and gradually
his rugged features and gradually increasing biceps but he’s always
increasing biceps but he’s always
increasing biceps but he’s always focused on the job at hand namely
focused on the job at hand namely
focused on the job at hand namely zombies to elaborate that job is usually
zombies to elaborate that job is usually
zombies to elaborate that job is usually stopping the umbrella corporation and
stopping the umbrella corporation and
stopping the umbrella corporation and fighting a random assortment of terrible
fighting a random assortment of terrible
fighting a random assortment of terrible beasts all of which he takes on in his
beasts all of which he takes on in his
beasts all of which he takes on in his notably muscular strive frontline
notably muscular strive frontline
notably muscular strive frontline soldier number 5 senator Stephen
soldier number 5 senator Stephen
soldier number 5 senator Stephen Armstrong Metal Gear Rising revengeance
now a sheet son
now a sheet son if the presidential race was based on
if the presidential race was based on
if the presidential race was based on your resemblance to the archetypal
your resemblance to the archetypal
your resemblance to the archetypal perfect man then this muscle-bound
perfect man then this muscle-bound
perfect man then this muscle-bound politician with a cleft chin would be a
politician with a cleft chin would be a
politician with a cleft chin would be a shoo-in
unfortunately his policies are a little
unfortunately his policies are a little more Donald Trump than Abraham Lincoln
more Donald Trump than Abraham Lincoln
more Donald Trump than Abraham Lincoln limiting his physical prowess but he
limiting his physical prowess but he
limiting his physical prowess but he takes the concept of being a man to a
takes the concept of being a man to a
takes the concept of being a man to a whole new level when enhanced by
whole new level when enhanced by
whole new level when enhanced by nanomachines his strength is taken to a
nanomachines his strength is taken to a
nanomachines his strength is taken to a superhuman level becoming the epitome of
superhuman level becoming the epitome of
superhuman level becoming the epitome of his main belief might makes right why
his main belief might makes right why
his main belief might makes right why did I just say he’s so manly that he
did I just say he’s so manly that he
did I just say he’s so manly that he believes anyone inferior to him needs to
believes anyone inferior to him needs to
believes anyone inferior to him needs to be exterminated so just be careful when
be exterminated so just be careful when
be exterminated so just be careful when you face him in battle he played
you face him in battle he played
you face him in battle he played football in college you know
number four Mike Haggar final fight
number four Mike Haggar final fight series I do about the trash issues of
series I do about the trash issues of
series I do about the trash issues of Metro City
with a great mustache comes great
with a great mustache comes great responsibility
responsibility
responsibility Haggar embodies this race as the former
Haggar embodies this race as the former
Haggar embodies this race as the former professional wrestler becomes the mayor
professional wrestler becomes the mayor
professional wrestler becomes the mayor of Metro City and took it upon himself
of Metro City and took it upon himself
of Metro City and took it upon himself to rid the place of its most troublesome
to rid the place of its most troublesome
to rid the place of its most troublesome criminals the mad gear game
with his trusty lead pipe close at hand
with his trusty lead pipe close at hand he will evilly dole out a flying
he will evilly dole out a flying
he will evilly dole out a flying piledriver or signature double area
piledriver or signature double area
piledriver or signature double area rumor has it that he was also inspired
rumor has it that he was also inspired
rumor has it that he was also inspired by Macho Man Randy Savage and that he
by Macho Man Randy Savage and that he
by Macho Man Randy Savage and that he got so sick of bursting through his
got so sick of bursting through his
got so sick of bursting through his nicest shirts
nicest shirts
nicest shirts he gave up on wearing them all together
he gave up on wearing them all together
he gave up on wearing them all together yeah that’s why I love dressed
number three Kratos God of War series a
number three Kratos God of War series a true warrior does not hide beside it
true warrior does not hide beside it
true warrior does not hide beside it leave the sea and face me what better
leave the sea and face me what better
leave the sea and face me what better way to wind down after a long day of
way to wind down after a long day of
way to wind down after a long day of killing Greek god than have your way
killing Greek god than have your way
killing Greek god than have your way with a number of different women that’s
with a number of different women that’s
with a number of different women that’s precisely what this demigod does as he
precisely what this demigod does as he
precisely what this demigod does as he seeks revenge for being tricked into
seeks revenge for being tricked into
seeks revenge for being tricked into slaughtering his wife and only daughter
slaughtering his wife and only daughter
slaughtering his wife and only daughter after 10 years of suffering 10 years of
after 10 years of suffering 10 years of
after 10 years of suffering 10 years of endless nightmares it would finally come
endless nightmares it would finally come
endless nightmares it would finally come to an end from birth he has been groomed
to an end from birth he has been groomed
to an end from birth he has been groomed to become the ultimate Spartan warrior
to become the ultimate Spartan warrior
to become the ultimate Spartan warrior and by extension the ultimate male of
and by extension the ultimate male of
and by extension the ultimate male of the species most of the time he doesn’t
the species most of the time he doesn’t
the species most of the time he doesn’t require any armor and chooses to fight
require any armor and chooses to fight
require any armor and chooses to fight in only a loincloth but with a six-pack
in only a loincloth but with a six-pack
in only a loincloth but with a six-pack like that you can’t blame him for
like that you can’t blame him for
like that you can’t blame him for showing off the goods am i right that is
showing off the goods am i right that is
showing off the goods am i right that is where you are wrong number two duke
where you are wrong number two duke
where you are wrong number two duke nukem duke nukem series
his appeal to gamers may have waned in
his appeal to gamers may have waned in the last few years but his status as a
the last few years but his status as a
the last few years but his status as a vulgar womanizer is undeniable the best
vulgar womanizer is undeniable the best
vulgar womanizer is undeniable the best way to describe him might be America on
way to describe him might be America on
way to describe him might be America on legs confident aggressively masculine
legs confident aggressively masculine
legs confident aggressively masculine totally outspoken and after first saving
totally outspoken and after first saving
totally outspoken and after first saving year from an alien invasion used his
year from an alien invasion used his
year from an alien invasion used his found celebrity status to start a number
found celebrity status to start a number
found celebrity status to start a number of enterprises look at my ass do it no
of enterprises look at my ass do it no
of enterprises look at my ass do it no never without his trademark sunglasses
never without his trademark sunglasses
never without his trademark sunglasses and muscle accentuating tank top Dukes
and muscle accentuating tank top Dukes
and muscle accentuating tank top Dukes swagger is an unavoidable facet of every
swagger is an unavoidable facet of every
swagger is an unavoidable facet of every single one of his over-the-top titles
single one of his over-the-top titles
single one of his over-the-top titles while some may think of him as a relic
while some may think of him as a relic
while some may think of him as a relic of a bygone era he was nonetheless a
of a bygone era he was nonetheless a
of a bygone era he was nonetheless a pillar of unapologetic masculinity in
pillar of unapologetic masculinity in
pillar of unapologetic masculinity in the video game round for years i’m duke
the video game round for years i’m duke
the video game round for years i’m duke nukem and i’m coming to get the rest of
nukem and i’m coming to get the rest of
nukem and i’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards before we reveal our
you alien bastards before we reveal our
you alien bastards before we reveal our top pick let’s have a look at some
top pick let’s have a look at some
top pick let’s have a look at some honorable mentions your eyes downrange
honorable mentions your eyes downrange
honorable mentions your eyes downrange fingers on your triggers and we all go
fingers on your triggers and we all go
fingers on your triggers and we all go home in one piece
home in one piece
home in one piece am i right Murray now who are you no one
am i right Murray now who are you no one
am i right Murray now who are you no one interesting don’t mess with me Lou I
interesting don’t mess with me Lou I
interesting don’t mess with me Lou I will do more than mess with you that is
will do more than mess with you that is
will do more than mess with you that is methanol
number one Zangief Street Fighter series
number one Zangief Street Fighter series my items buggy is it make someone so
my items buggy is it make someone so
my items buggy is it make someone so beware
standing at 7 feet tall and weighing in
standing at 7 feet tall and weighing in at 400 pounds the red cyclone is a
at 400 pounds the red cyclone is a
at 400 pounds the red cyclone is a worthy number1 you absolutely wouldn’t
worthy number1 you absolutely wouldn’t
worthy number1 you absolutely wouldn’t want to tell him otherwise as well this
want to tell him otherwise as well this
want to tell him otherwise as well this patriotic can wrestle a bear and win and
patriotic can wrestle a bear and win and
patriotic can wrestle a bear and win and he’s going to win he has even been known
he’s going to win he has even been known
he’s going to win he has even been known to perform his trademark spinning pile
to perform his trademark spinning pile
to perform his trademark spinning pile driver on the poor Grizzlies a move he
driver on the poor Grizzlies a move he
driver on the poor Grizzlies a move he shares with another manly man to appear
shares with another manly man to appear
shares with another manly man to appear here Mike Haggar he’s certainly not one
here Mike Haggar he’s certainly not one
here Mike Haggar he’s certainly not one for too much male grooming either as his
for too much male grooming either as his
for too much male grooming either as his thick beard and chest hair would rival
thick beard and chest hair would rival
thick beard and chest hair would rival the fur coat of one of his bear victims
the fur coat of one of his bear victims
the fur coat of one of his bear victims I will put smiles on the faces of the
I will put smiles on the faces of the
I will put smiles on the faces of the children of my homeland his mohawk
children of my homeland his mohawk
children of my homeland his mohawk hairdo tops off his aggressive image but
hairdo tops off his aggressive image but
hairdo tops off his aggressive image but we were already in awe of this
we were already in awe of this
we were already in awe of this magnificent specimen do you loo the list
magnificent specimen do you loo the list
magnificent specimen do you loo the list yeah I do
yeah I do
yeah I do which videogame male makes you want to
which videogame male makes you want to
which videogame male makes you want to hit the gym and grow a mustache you won
hit the gym and grow a mustache you won
hit the gym and grow a mustache you won in come to where the vault is buried in
in come to where the vault is buried in
in come to where the vault is buried in the badass crater a badass ax tuned for
the badass crater a badass ax tuned for
the badass crater a badass ax tuned for more manly top 10s published every day
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