they never Welch on a button B man drank it you go to bed when it comes to
it you go to bed when it comes to
it you go to bed when it comes to parenting these guys are completely
parenting these guys are completely
parenting these guys are completely hopeless mm-hmm good night hey hey hey
hopeless mm-hmm good night hey hey hey
hopeless mm-hmm good night hey hey hey go welcome to watchmojo.com and today
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we’re counting down our picks for the
we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 cartoon dads you’re glad aren’t
top 10 cartoon dads you’re glad aren’t
top 10 cartoon dads you’re glad aren’t yours
yours
yours what hope could it be a charm travel
what hope could it be a charm travel
what hope could it be a charm travel disease eager for this list make no
disease eager for this list make no
disease eager for this list make no mistake
mistake
mistake while our cartoon dads from TV list
while our cartoon dads from TV list
while our cartoon dads from TV list focused on iconic fathers this time
focused on iconic fathers this time
focused on iconic fathers this time around we will highlight the ones you’re
around we will highlight the ones you’re
around we will highlight the ones you’re glad aren’t raising you what’s gay well
glad aren’t raising you what’s gay well
glad aren’t raising you what’s gay well the cake does look good it’s made of
the cake does look good it’s made of
the cake does look good it’s made of cardboard number 10
cardboard number 10
cardboard number 10 Trigon the terrible Teen Titans I’m a
Trigon the terrible Teen Titans I’m a
Trigon the terrible Teen Titans I’m a portal but Raven why you because Trigon
portal but Raven why you because Trigon
portal but Raven why you because Trigon is my father while some people can say
is my father while some people can say
is my father while some people can say they have bad fathers not everyone can
they have bad fathers not everyone can
they have bad fathers not everyone can relate to one that threatened the fate
relate to one that threatened the fate
relate to one that threatened the fate of the universe you were born so I could
of the universe you were born so I could
of the universe you were born so I could rule the earth what if I don’t let you
rule the earth what if I don’t let you
rule the earth what if I don’t let you what if I don’t become the portal it is
what if I don’t become the portal it is
what if I don’t become the portal it is not your place to tell me what to do
not your place to tell me what to do
not your place to tell me what to do later on in this animated series it’s
later on in this animated series it’s
later on in this animated series it’s revealed that Trigon is the real father
revealed that Trigon is the real father
revealed that Trigon is the real father of Teen Titan member Raven and it’s safe
of Teen Titan member Raven and it’s safe
of Teen Titan member Raven and it’s safe to say they haven’t seen eye-to-eye on a
to say they haven’t seen eye-to-eye on a
to say they haven’t seen eye-to-eye on a majority of issues ever since she was
majority of issues ever since she was
majority of issues ever since she was born we think it wise to attack me when
born we think it wise to attack me when
born we think it wise to attack me when I gather my strength but as you can see
I gather my strength but as you can see
I gather my strength but as you can see not even a fair way of blessing from my
not even a fair way of blessing from my
not even a fair way of blessing from my daughter can help you because
the omnipotent demon king possesses
the omnipotent demon king possesses absolutely no empathy and seeks to
absolutely no empathy and seeks to
absolutely no empathy and seeks to conquer earth in spite of his own
conquer earth in spite of his own
conquer earth in spite of his own daughters vowed to protect it perhaps
daughters vowed to protect it perhaps
daughters vowed to protect it perhaps the only thing Raven inherited from dear
the only thing Raven inherited from dear
the only thing Raven inherited from dear old dad is his powerful demonic power
old dad is his powerful demonic power
old dad is his powerful demonic power which also prevents him from besting her
which also prevents him from besting her
which also prevents him from besting her in combat they have created me
but you were never my father number nine
but you were never my father number nine Robert Big Bob Pataki hey Arnold ready
Robert Big Bob Pataki hey Arnold ready
Robert Big Bob Pataki hey Arnold ready ready
ready
ready the king of big Bob’s beepers has two
the king of big Bob’s beepers has two
the king of big Bob’s beepers has two daughters however the way that he raves
daughters however the way that he raves
daughters however the way that he raves about his eldest child would lead most
about his eldest child would lead most
about his eldest child would lead most to believe he only has one and that’s
to believe he only has one and that’s
to believe he only has one and that’s when I won the lunch drama award always
when I won the lunch drama award always
when I won the lunch drama award always a winner just like I taught her when not
a winner just like I taught her when not
a winner just like I taught her when not absorbed in his chain of beeper
absorbed in his chain of beeper
absorbed in his chain of beeper emporiums Big Bob can be seen blatantly
emporiums Big Bob can be seen blatantly
emporiums Big Bob can be seen blatantly favoring Olga over his younger and
favoring Olga over his younger and
favoring Olga over his younger and lesser achieving daughter Helga maybe
lesser achieving daughter Helga maybe
lesser achieving daughter Helga maybe you’ll have a chance to bond with Helga
you’ll have a chance to bond with Helga
you’ll have a chance to bond with Helga like you have with Olga on with Helga
like you have with Olga on with Helga
like you have with Olga on with Helga this has resulted in Helga adopting a
this has resulted in Helga adopting a
this has resulted in Helga adopting a rebellious and even resentful attitude
rebellious and even resentful attitude
rebellious and even resentful attitude toward her father and has also driven a
toward her father and has also driven a
toward her father and has also driven a wedge between her and her big sister oh
wedge between her and her big sister oh
wedge between her and her big sister oh oh oh she’s beautiful
oh oh she’s beautiful
oh oh she’s beautiful and bro and papi are big deal number
and bro and papi are big deal number
and bro and papi are big deal number eight mr. Krabs
eight mr. Krabs
eight mr. Krabs SpongeBob SquarePants I had so many new
SpongeBob SquarePants I had so many new
SpongeBob SquarePants I had so many new ideas they could smell the money already
ideas they could smell the money already
ideas they could smell the money already most dads couldn’t put a price on the
most dads couldn’t put a price on the
most dads couldn’t put a price on the happiness of their daughters but this
happiness of their daughters but this
happiness of their daughters but this crustacean isn’t like most dads we 20
crustacean isn’t like most dads we 20
crustacean isn’t like most dads we 20 you lucky lubbers was to take me lovely
you lucky lubbers was to take me lovely
you lucky lubbers was to take me lovely daughter pearl to the prom there happens
daughter pearl to the prom there happens
daughter pearl to the prom there happens to be nothing in the 70s that mr. Krabs
to be nothing in the 70s that mr. Krabs
to be nothing in the 70s that mr. Krabs enjoys more than money which can often
enjoys more than money which can often
enjoys more than money which can often pose a problem to Pearl
pose a problem to Pearl
pose a problem to Pearl you’ve ruined all my birthday parties
you’ve ruined all my birthday parties
you’ve ruined all my birthday parties but you better not ruin this one now
but you better not ruin this one now
but you better not ruin this one now promise me you won’t be cheap I promise
promise me you won’t be cheap I promise
promise me you won’t be cheap I promise despite the fact that she’s his one and
despite the fact that she’s his one and
despite the fact that she’s his one and only daughter mr. Krabs can’t bring
only daughter mr. Krabs can’t bring
only daughter mr. Krabs can’t bring himself to sacrifice a dime for her and
himself to sacrifice a dime for her and
himself to sacrifice a dime for her and will obtain the crudest substitute for
will obtain the crudest substitute for
will obtain the crudest substitute for her many requests here take spongebob
her many requests here take spongebob
her many requests here take spongebob pass the fry cook do you know what that
pass the fry cook do you know what that
pass the fry cook do you know what that would do to my complexion people will
would do to my complexion people will
would do to my complexion people will mistake me for a planetarium but as the
mistake me for a planetarium but as the
mistake me for a planetarium but as the owner of the Krusty Krab is also unable
owner of the Krusty Krab is also unable
owner of the Krusty Krab is also unable to see pearl disappointed mr. Krabs will
to see pearl disappointed mr. Krabs will
to see pearl disappointed mr. Krabs will often send his own employees as
often send his own employees as
often send his own employees as scapegoats in attempts to take the heat
scapegoats in attempts to take the heat
scapegoats in attempts to take the heat off of him while I plan the party I want
off of him while I plan the party I want
off of him while I plan the party I want you to buy pearls present here you go
you to buy pearls present here you go
you to buy pearls present here you go boy number seven
boy number seven
boy number seven Randy Marsh South Park what are you
Randy Marsh South Park what are you
Randy Marsh South Park what are you doing
doing
doing dad Stanley I think it’s best you live
dad Stanley I think it’s best you live
dad Stanley I think it’s best you live with Kyle from now on his dad is better
with Kyle from now on his dad is better
with Kyle from now on his dad is better than me you don’t get to be this
than me you don’t get to be this
than me you don’t get to be this father’s age without learning a thing or
father’s age without learning a thing or
father’s age without learning a thing or two about being a good dad
two about being a good dad
two about being a good dad or how to at least try and fail at it
or how to at least try and fail at it
or how to at least try and fail at it completely Randy I can’t get my email to
completely Randy I can’t get my email to
completely Randy I can’t get my email to open everyone just calm down calm down
open everyone just calm down calm down
open everyone just calm down calm down all right
all right
all right it’s going to be okay we just can’t
it’s going to be okay we just can’t
it’s going to be okay we just can’t panic
panic
panic Ready’s higher education in geology with
Ready’s higher education in geology with
Ready’s higher education in geology with late most to believe he’s an insightful
late most to believe he’s an insightful
late most to believe he’s an insightful fellow however his alcoholism among his
fellow however his alcoholism among his
fellow however his alcoholism among his many other addictions has turned him
many other addictions has turned him
many other addictions has turned him into the town idiot sorry pal but
into the town idiot sorry pal but
into the town idiot sorry pal but Obama’s president now Obama Obama Oh
Stan and Shelly
Stan and Shelly Randy’s two children often get fed up
Randy’s two children often get fed up
Randy’s two children often get fed up with their father’s half-baked schemes
with their father’s half-baked schemes
with their father’s half-baked schemes but are usually too sympathetic to call
but are usually too sympathetic to call
but are usually too sympathetic to call him out on them for what arresting me
him out on them for what arresting me
him out on them for what arresting me for what I’m gonna have to stand up for
for what I’m gonna have to stand up for
for what I’m gonna have to stand up for myself
myself
myself I thought this was America huh is this
I thought this was America huh is this
I thought this was America huh is this America number six
America number six
America number six Homer Simpson The Simpsons dad I admit I
Homer Simpson The Simpsons dad I admit I
Homer Simpson The Simpsons dad I admit I have some problems but drugs aren’t the
have some problems but drugs aren’t the
have some problems but drugs aren’t the answer you little unfortunately for this
answer you little unfortunately for this
answer you little unfortunately for this cartoon dad you don’t get an A for
cartoon dad you don’t get an A for
cartoon dad you don’t get an A for simply showing up looks like you lost
simply showing up looks like you lost
simply showing up looks like you lost patience duck yeah oh boy Homer can be
patience duck yeah oh boy Homer can be
patience duck yeah oh boy Homer can be described as a very simple man with a
described as a very simple man with a
described as a very simple man with a less than stellar childhood which he
less than stellar childhood which he
less than stellar childhood which he often cites as the cause for his own
often cites as the cause for his own
often cites as the cause for his own poor parenting skills we’re so glad
poor parenting skills we’re so glad
poor parenting skills we’re so glad you’re here Bart’s really acting funny
you’re here Bart’s really acting funny
you’re here Bart’s really acting funny Ray J bunny roj bunny when he’s not at
Ray J bunny roj bunny when he’s not at
Ray J bunny roj bunny when he’s not at work or sitting on the couch with a cold
work or sitting on the couch with a cold
work or sitting on the couch with a cold one he’s incredibly lost when trying to
one he’s incredibly lost when trying to
one he’s incredibly lost when trying to effectively communicate with his kids no
effectively communicate with his kids no
effectively communicate with his kids no let’s forget all about your acting why
let’s forget all about your acting why
let’s forget all about your acting why don’t you just come down and have some
don’t you just come down and have some
don’t you just come down and have some taffy
taffy
taffy nice try Homer Homer often employs harsh
nice try Homer Homer often employs harsh
nice try Homer Homer often employs harsh disciplinary actions against his misfit
disciplinary actions against his misfit
disciplinary actions against his misfit of a son Bart easy no way supportive of
of a son Bart easy no way supportive of
of a son Bart easy no way supportive of his daughter Lisa’s mental gifts and
his daughter Lisa’s mental gifts and
his daughter Lisa’s mental gifts and we’re still not sure if he even knows of
we’re still not sure if he even knows of
we’re still not sure if he even knows of his infant Maggie’s existence uh did you
his infant Maggie’s existence uh did you
his infant Maggie’s existence uh did you hear that
hear that
hear that she said burl at number five Martin
she said burl at number five Martin
she said burl at number five Martin Adventure Time dude I found out my human
Adventure Time dude I found out my human
Adventure Time dude I found out my human dad is still alive whoa what being
dad is still alive whoa what being
dad is still alive whoa what being separated from your father at birth can
separated from your father at birth can
separated from your father at birth can be tough but it can be even tougher once
be tough but it can be even tougher once
be tough but it can be even tougher once you find out why Finn’s your son you
you find out why Finn’s your son you
you find out why Finn’s your son you came a long way to meet you son
came a long way to meet you son
came a long way to meet you son oh hey good for you kid with his true
oh hey good for you kid with his true
oh hey good for you kid with his true father’s identity a mystery to him for
father’s identity a mystery to him for
father’s identity a mystery to him for most of his life Finn finally receives
most of his life Finn finally receives
most of his life Finn finally receives the opportunity to rescue Martin
the opportunity to rescue Martin
the opportunity to rescue Martin Martin’s from the Citadel you must go to
Martin’s from the Citadel you must go to
Martin’s from the Citadel you must go to the Citadel that’s where your father is
the Citadel that’s where your father is
the Citadel that’s where your father is Josh was not alive me and Jake buried
Josh was not alive me and Jake buried
Josh was not alive me and Jake buried him behind the back Joshua your other
him behind the back Joshua your other
him behind the back Joshua your other dad death is human
dad death is human
dad death is human what however upon coming face to face
what however upon coming face to face
what however upon coming face to face with his long-lost son Martin displays
with his long-lost son Martin displays
with his long-lost son Martin displays no signs of happiness though he does
no signs of happiness though he does
no signs of happiness though he does show plenty of signs of relief about
show plenty of signs of relief about
show plenty of signs of relief about escaping animal I plan do it for your
escaping animal I plan do it for your
escaping animal I plan do it for your old man
old man
old man a truly selfish and uncaring guy the
a truly selfish and uncaring guy the
a truly selfish and uncaring guy the truth is soon revealed Martin never lost
truth is soon revealed Martin never lost
truth is soon revealed Martin never lost Finn to begin with he actually abandoned
Finn to begin with he actually abandoned
Finn to begin with he actually abandoned him in the woods after which his son was
him in the woods after which his son was
him in the woods after which his son was later found and raised by Joshua who
later found and raised by Joshua who
later found and raised by Joshua who pushed Finn and his adoptive brother
pushed Finn and his adoptive brother
pushed Finn and his adoptive brother Jake to fight when they needed to it was
Jake to fight when they needed to it was
Jake to fight when they needed to it was a long time ago who knows like maybe you
a long time ago who knows like maybe you
a long time ago who knows like maybe you left me
hmm but hey daddy’s back number four
hmm but hey daddy’s back number four sterling Archer Archer who is that hi
sterling Archer Archer who is that hi
sterling Archer Archer who is that hi this is Seamus mcgoon no Seamus sterling
this is Seamus mcgoon no Seamus sterling
this is Seamus mcgoon no Seamus sterling what mcgoun Archer why is that who named
what mcgoun Archer why is that who named
what mcgoun Archer why is that who named like me why do you think I’m asking you
like me why do you think I’m asking you
like me why do you think I’m asking you why because he’s your son you colossal
why because he’s your son you colossal
why because he’s your son you colossal idiot international spies often don’t
idiot international spies often don’t
idiot international spies often don’t received out of the Year awards and
received out of the Year awards and
received out of the Year awards and sterling Malory Archer is proof of this
sterling Malory Archer is proof of this
sterling Malory Archer is proof of this whoo Wow Trinette that was amazing yeah
whoo Wow Trinette that was amazing yeah
whoo Wow Trinette that was amazing yeah well you know wait what wait a minute
well you know wait what wait a minute
well you know wait what wait a minute you liar this ain’t a condom wrapper
you liar this ain’t a condom wrapper
you liar this ain’t a condom wrapper it’s from a frickin candy bar so
it’s from a frickin candy bar so
it’s from a frickin candy bar so sometimes I can treat myself well
sometimes I can treat myself well
sometimes I can treat myself well sometimes I like to argue late well I
sometimes I like to argue late well I
sometimes I like to argue late well I gotta sleep so do it somewhere else
gotta sleep so do it somewhere else
gotta sleep so do it somewhere else money’s on the dresser after going to
money’s on the dresser after going to
money’s on the dresser after going to great lengths to avoid custody of an
great lengths to avoid custody of an
great lengths to avoid custody of an illegitimate child
illegitimate child
illegitimate child Archer soon finds himself attached to
Archer soon finds himself attached to
Archer soon finds himself attached to the wee baby Seamus who is later
the wee baby Seamus who is later
the wee baby Seamus who is later revealed to not have even been his to
revealed to not have even been his to
revealed to not have even been his to begin with
begin with
begin with due to his basically parentless
due to his basically parentless
due to his basically parentless childhood archers ideas on how to raise
childhood archers ideas on how to raise
childhood archers ideas on how to raise a child are a bit skewed as he treats
a child are a bit skewed as he treats
a child are a bit skewed as he treats the baby as one of his best buds rather
the baby as one of his best buds rather
the baby as one of his best buds rather than a son
than a son
than a son despite Seamus still being in infancy
despite Seamus still being in infancy
despite Seamus still being in infancy Archer finds little – nothing wrong with
Archer finds little – nothing wrong with
Archer finds little – nothing wrong with getting his son a tattoo or even feeding
getting his son a tattoo or even feeding
getting his son a tattoo or even feeding him alcohol Oh
him alcohol Oh
him alcohol Oh you can’t tattoo a frickin baby that’s
you can’t tattoo a frickin baby that’s
you can’t tattoo a frickin baby that’s what the tattoo guy said number three
what the tattoo guy said number three
what the tattoo guy said number three dr. Thaddeus ST venture The Venture
dr. Thaddeus ST venture The Venture
dr. Thaddeus ST venture The Venture Brothers boys for the last time stop
Brothers boys for the last time stop
Brothers boys for the last time stop Brock is trying to drive going on
Brock is trying to drive going on
Brock is trying to drive going on adventures across the world as a super
adventures across the world as a super
adventures across the world as a super scientist can be fun but it doesn’t
scientist can be fun but it doesn’t
scientist can be fun but it doesn’t necessarily make for a safe and
necessarily make for a safe and
necessarily make for a safe and productive environment if you’re
productive environment if you’re
productive environment if you’re traveling with your twin boys okay Hank
traveling with your twin boys okay Hank
traveling with your twin boys okay Hank you were taking this way too well gee
you were taking this way too well gee
you were taking this way too well gee dad we’ve seen a lot of strange stuff
dad we’ve seen a lot of strange stuff
dad we’ve seen a lot of strange stuff over the years last week we’re fighting
over the years last week we’re fighting
over the years last week we’re fighting a giant dinosaur granted but I wasn’t
a giant dinosaur granted but I wasn’t
a giant dinosaur granted but I wasn’t the dinosaur can’t you see where this is
the dinosaur can’t you see where this is
the dinosaur can’t you see where this is maybe different unable to escape the
maybe different unable to escape the
maybe different unable to escape the long shadow cast by his father dr. Jonas
long shadow cast by his father dr. Jonas
long shadow cast by his father dr. Jonas venture rusty engulfs himself in his
venture rusty engulfs himself in his
venture rusty engulfs himself in his scientific research look if you have a
scientific research look if you have a
scientific research look if you have a clumsy child you make it wear a helmet
clumsy child you make it wear a helmet
clumsy child you make it wear a helmet if you have death prone children you
if you have death prone children you
if you have death prone children you keep a few clones of them in your lab
keep a few clones of them in your lab
keep a few clones of them in your lab the devil’s there half-formed ears must
the devil’s there half-formed ears must
the devil’s there half-formed ears must be burning he neglects his two sons Hank
be burning he neglects his two sons Hank
be burning he neglects his two sons Hank and Dean much like his father did to him
and Dean much like his father did to him
and Dean much like his father did to him dr. ventures ability to replace his sons
dr. ventures ability to replace his sons
dr. ventures ability to replace his sons after they’ve died contributes to his
after they’ve died contributes to his
after they’ve died contributes to his apathy towards them with his lack of
apathy towards them with his lack of
apathy towards them with his lack of supervision often resulting in their
supervision often resulting in their
supervision often resulting in their deaths
number two the fire lord ozai Avatar The
number two the fire lord ozai Avatar The Last Airbender dad’s going to kill you
Last Airbender dad’s going to kill you
Last Airbender dad’s going to kill you really he is ha ha Soula nice try fine
really he is ha ha Soula nice try fine
really he is ha ha Soula nice try fine don’t believe me but I heard everything
don’t believe me but I heard everything
don’t believe me but I heard everything there’s tough love and then there’s just
there’s tough love and then there’s just
there’s tough love and then there’s just being a horrible father rise and fight
being a horrible father rise and fight
being a horrible father rise and fight Prince Zuko I won’t bite you you will
Prince Zuko I won’t bite you you will
Prince Zuko I won’t bite you you will learn respect and suffering will be your
learn respect and suffering will be your
learn respect and suffering will be your teacher
teacher
teacher Ozai subjected both his son Zuko and
Ozai subjected both his son Zuko and
Ozai subjected both his son Zuko and daughter Azula to a cool and harsh
daughter Azula to a cool and harsh
daughter Azula to a cool and harsh upbringing in the hopes that one of them
upbringing in the hopes that one of them
upbringing in the hopes that one of them would one day succeed him as Fire Lord
would one day succeed him as Fire Lord
would one day succeed him as Fire Lord you have been away for a long time let’s
you have been away for a long time let’s
you have been away for a long time let’s see the weight of your travels has
see the weight of your travels has
see the weight of your travels has changed you you have redeemed yourself
changed you you have redeemed yourself
changed you you have redeemed yourself my son
my son
my son as Azula harbored some of the same
as Azula harbored some of the same
as Azula harbored some of the same sadistic properties as her father she
sadistic properties as her father she
sadistic properties as her father she soon became highly favored while Zuko
soon became highly favored while Zuko
soon became highly favored while Zuko became horribly disfigured and was
became horribly disfigured and was
became horribly disfigured and was banished from the Fire clan
Azula would soon recognize the evil in
Azula would soon recognize the evil in her father’s ways though as his lack of
her father’s ways though as his lack of
her father’s ways though as his lack of compassion or approval later caused her
compassion or approval later caused her
compassion or approval later caused her to go completely mad you miscalculated
to go completely mad you miscalculated
to go completely mad you miscalculated you should’ve feared me more before we
you should’ve feared me more before we
you should’ve feared me more before we unveil our top pick here are a few
unveil our top pick here are a few
unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions what happened here I
honorable mentions what happened here I
honorable mentions what happened here I noted your trophy with heat vision where
noted your trophy with heat vision where
noted your trophy with heat vision where did you get heat vision Internet oh he’s
did you get heat vision Internet oh he’s
did you get heat vision Internet oh he’s good I won this trophy 30 years ago when
good I won this trophy 30 years ago when
good I won this trophy 30 years ago when I was your age and you were melted it
I was your age and you were melted it
I was your age and you were melted it I’m so mad
I’m so mad
I’m so mad come here to make peace that you come
come here to make peace that you come
come here to make peace that you come Ecosse me that’s it Rizza clear war I’m
Ecosse me that’s it Rizza clear war I’m
Ecosse me that’s it Rizza clear war I’m sorry he’s probably not used to drinking
sorry he’s probably not used to drinking
sorry he’s probably not used to drinking so much tea what the hell you know about
so much tea what the hell you know about
so much tea what the hell you know about romance Claire Risa you mean with what
romance Claire Risa you mean with what
romance Claire Risa you mean with what fan women your whole life I pledge it
fan women your whole life I pledge it
fan women your whole life I pledge it over 500 ladies mutter and one guy I
over 500 ladies mutter and one guy I
over 500 ladies mutter and one guy I can’t believe you chose a life of crime
can’t believe you chose a life of crime
can’t believe you chose a life of crime over the most precious jewel of all a
over the most precious jewel of all a
over the most precious jewel of all a son’s love hold on a second hello French
son’s love hold on a second hello French
son’s love hold on a second hello French Riviera yes can I buy a Chateau with my
Riviera yes can I buy a Chateau with my
Riviera yes can I buy a Chateau with my son’s lovely yes yes we all know the bit
son’s lovely yes yes we all know the bit
son’s lovely yes yes we all know the bit sorry dad there are no accidents you’ve
sorry dad there are no accidents you’ve
sorry dad there are no accidents you’ve done nothing but whine like a lady in a
done nothing but whine like a lady in a
done nothing but whine like a lady in a flowery sissy skirt and attractive high
flowery sissy skirt and attractive high
flowery sissy skirt and attractive high heels about my drinking since we got
heels about my drinking since we got
heels about my drinking since we got here number one Peter Griffin
here number one Peter Griffin
here number one Peter Griffin Family Guy I just hate being around a
Family Guy I just hate being around a
Family Guy I just hate being around a kid what if a grown man must regularly
kid what if a grown man must regularly
kid what if a grown man must regularly be fathered himself it’s safe to say he
be fathered himself it’s safe to say he
be fathered himself it’s safe to say he shouldn’t have any kids of his own I got
shouldn’t have any kids of his own I got
shouldn’t have any kids of his own I got a makeover dad don’t I look great
a makeover dad don’t I look great
a makeover dad don’t I look great Oh Meg honey I always thought you were
Oh Meg honey I always thought you were
Oh Meg honey I always thought you were beautiful Chester widget ha ha ha Oh God
beautiful Chester widget ha ha ha Oh God
beautiful Chester widget ha ha ha Oh God couldn’t do that with a straight face
welcome to the family sweet ad Chris go
welcome to the family sweet ad Chris go burn all Meg’s old pictures Peter’s
burn all Meg’s old pictures Peter’s
burn all Meg’s old pictures Peter’s incompetence may only be matched by his
incompetence may only be matched by his
incompetence may only be matched by his carelessness making his own wife
carelessness making his own wife
carelessness making his own wife untrusting of his supervision over her
untrusting of his supervision over her
untrusting of his supervision over her kids now you what I’ll get us started
ha that feels it feels better you sure
ha that feels it feels better you sure that stuff is OK
that stuff is OK
that stuff is OK all I know is the guys who made it a
all I know is the guys who made it a
all I know is the guys who made it a dead unlike his father-in-law Carter
dead unlike his father-in-law Carter
dead unlike his father-in-law Carter Pewterschmidt
Pewterschmidt
Pewterschmidt Peter doesn’t have the means to buy his
Peter doesn’t have the means to buy his
Peter doesn’t have the means to buy his children’s affection and
children’s affection and
children’s affection and even admitted to not having any interest
even admitted to not having any interest
even admitted to not having any interest in them don’t you just sometimes wish
in them don’t you just sometimes wish
in them don’t you just sometimes wish they’d run away or get kidnapped and be
they’d run away or get kidnapped and be
they’d run away or get kidnapped and be made to work in a temple of doom Nene
made to work in a temple of doom Nene
made to work in a temple of doom Nene Nene how can you even say that whenever
Nene how can you even say that whenever
Nene how can you even say that whenever he isn’t ignoring his kids Peter is
he isn’t ignoring his kids Peter is
he isn’t ignoring his kids Peter is regularly seen tormenting or insulting
regularly seen tormenting or insulting
regularly seen tormenting or insulting them which is a fate that more often
them which is a fate that more often
them which is a fate that more often than not falls on his least-favorite Meg
than not falls on his least-favorite Meg
than not falls on his least-favorite Meg you can’t give up sex you’ve got a
you can’t give up sex you’ve got a
you can’t give up sex you’ve got a responsibility
responsibility
responsibility you see Meg you know what they call a
you see Meg you know what they call a
you see Meg you know what they call a practice girl do you agree with our list
practice girl do you agree with our list
practice girl do you agree with our list well the welcome mats that let’s see who
well the welcome mats that let’s see who
well the welcome mats that let’s see who comes a-knockin what cartoon dad do you
comes a-knockin what cartoon dad do you
comes a-knockin what cartoon dad do you think is the worst Oh smart Oh sneer
think is the worst Oh smart Oh sneer
think is the worst Oh smart Oh sneer thank you thank you well how was I coach
thank you thank you well how was I coach
thank you thank you well how was I coach brilliant
brilliant
brilliant stunning captivating ooh for more
stunning captivating ooh for more
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