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of bourbon glass and some ice pick your
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to block the words from coming out in today’s installment we’ll be looking at
today’s installment we’ll be looking at
today’s installment we’ll be looking at the top five myths about alcohol spirits
the top five myths about alcohol spirits
the top five myths about alcohol spirits wine and binits are all up for grabs
wine and binits are all up for grabs
wine and binits are all up for grabs today so long as they’re widely believed
today so long as they’re widely believed
today so long as they’re widely believed or at least heard of I wish you were
or at least heard of I wish you were
or at least heard of I wish you were winter we could make it into ice blocks
winter we could make it into ice blocks
winter we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it and then melt it in the
and skate on it and then melt it in the
and skate on it and then melt it in the springtime and drink it myth number five
springtime and drink it myth number five
springtime and drink it myth number five alcohol warms you up in cold weather
alcohol warms you up in cold weather
alcohol warms you up in cold weather nothing warms the bones like a sneaky
nothing warms the bones like a sneaky
nothing warms the bones like a sneaky swig of rotgut from your trusty flasks
swig of rotgut from your trusty flasks
swig of rotgut from your trusty flasks except no it’s true that you definitely
except no it’s true that you definitely
except no it’s true that you definitely feel warmer but actually being warmer is
feel warmer but actually being warmer is
feel warmer but actually being warmer is a lie a damn dirty lie you know alcohol
a lie a damn dirty lie you know alcohol
a lie a damn dirty lie you know alcohol doesn’t really make you warm up in fact
doesn’t really make you warm up in fact
doesn’t really make you warm up in fact it constricts the blood vessels cough it
it constricts the blood vessels cough it
it constricts the blood vessels cough it up it’s not of the good stuff actually
up it’s not of the good stuff actually
up it’s not of the good stuff actually makes your blood vessels dilate not
makes your blood vessels dilate not
makes your blood vessels dilate not contract like some smartass baby would
contract like some smartass baby would
contract like some smartass baby would tell you this means blood will flow
tell you this means blood will flow
tell you this means blood will flow closer to your skin making it feel
closer to your skin making it feel
closer to your skin making it feel warmer however what’s actually happening
warmer however what’s actually happening
warmer however what’s actually happening is your skin is robbing heat from your
is your skin is robbing heat from your
is your skin is robbing heat from your vital organs you know things like your
vital organs you know things like your
vital organs you know things like your liver and because the cold is
liver and because the cold is
liver and because the cold is effectively a vacuum yo he is lost to
effectively a vacuum yo he is lost to
effectively a vacuum yo he is lost to the chill around you leaving its feel
the chill around you leaving its feel
the chill around you leaving its feel colder than when you actually started
colder than when you actually started
colder than when you actually started add in your liquid courage impaired
add in your liquid courage impaired
add in your liquid courage impaired decision-making skills and lack of
decision-making skills and lack of
decision-making skills and lack of shivering and you and your birds are
shivering and you and your birds are
shivering and you and your birds are heading towards hypothermia
myth number four wine competitions award
myth number four wine competitions award the best wines harder did you tell your
the best wines harder did you tell your
the best wines harder did you tell your son-in-law he’s not supposed to swallow
son-in-law he’s not supposed to swallow
son-in-law he’s not supposed to swallow the wine hey hey well where the hell is
the wine hey hey well where the hell is
the wine hey hey well where the hell is that Peter Griffin he said he’d give me
that Peter Griffin he said he’d give me
that Peter Griffin he said he’d give me $100 if I took her off all my clothes
$100 if I took her off all my clothes
$100 if I took her off all my clothes yeah if a bottle of vino has a gold
yeah if a bottle of vino has a gold
yeah if a bottle of vino has a gold medal it must be better than the
medal it must be better than the
medal it must be better than the unranked swill beside it right not
unranked swill beside it right not
unranked swill beside it right not necessarily taste is unsurprisingly a
necessarily taste is unsurprisingly a
necessarily taste is unsurprisingly a subjective matter so it’s only natural
subjective matter so it’s only natural
subjective matter so it’s only natural that at the end of the day the same
that at the end of the day the same
that at the end of the day the same would be true for rankings in fact
would be true for rankings in fact
would be true for rankings in fact studies including one published by the
studies including one published by the
studies including one published by the Journal of wine economics in 2008 have
Journal of wine economics in 2008 have
Journal of wine economics in 2008 have concluded that judges and wine contests
concluded that judges and wine contests
concluded that judges and wine contests were consistent with their judgments
were consistent with their judgments
were consistent with their judgments only 10% of the time medium-plus body
only 10% of the time medium-plus body
only 10% of the time medium-plus body it’s mostly pumpkin there’s so much
it’s mostly pumpkin there’s so much
it’s mostly pumpkin there’s so much pumpkin it’s like a Charlie Brown
pumpkin it’s like a Charlie Brown
pumpkin it’s like a Charlie Brown Halloween special a winning wine in one
Halloween special a winning wine in one
Halloween special a winning wine in one competition may be completely ignored in
competition may be completely ignored in
competition may be completely ignored in the next I don’t drink alcohol from that
the next I don’t drink alcohol from that
the next I don’t drink alcohol from that portion of the color spectrum the
portion of the color spectrum the
portion of the color spectrum the typical judge could easily score the
typical judge could easily score the
typical judge could easily score the same wine as acceptable in one tasting
same wine as acceptable in one tasting
same wine as acceptable in one tasting and is excellent a few minutes later we
and is excellent a few minutes later we
and is excellent a few minutes later we will take four bottles please and thank
will take four bottles please and thank
will take four bottles please and thank you the International Wine Challenge
you the International Wine Challenge
you the International Wine Challenge Awards literally thousands of medals
Awards literally thousands of medals
Awards literally thousands of medals each year with over 3,400 wines earning
each year with over 3,400 wines earning
each year with over 3,400 wines earning bronze status alone in 2015
bronze status alone in 2015
bronze status alone in 2015 be especially leery of commended wines
be especially leery of commended wines
be especially leery of commended wines has given the unlikelihood of anyone
has given the unlikelihood of anyone
has given the unlikelihood of anyone entering the IWC failing command it is
entering the IWC failing command it is
entering the IWC failing command it is basically shorthand for non-toxic this
basically shorthand for non-toxic this
basically shorthand for non-toxic this comes from your mother’s butt myth
comes from your mother’s butt myth
comes from your mother’s butt myth number three baby before liquor never
number three baby before liquor never
number three baby before liquor never been sicker liquor before beer you’re in
been sicker liquor before beer you’re in
been sicker liquor before beer you’re in the clear Nick ever for beer you got Pam
the clear Nick ever for beer you got Pam
the clear Nick ever for beer you got Pam Grier you have no idea what you’re
Grier you have no idea what you’re
Grier you have no idea what you’re talking about do you nope this is
talking about do you nope this is
talking about do you nope this is sometimes known as b-before wine you’ll
sometimes known as b-before wine you’ll
sometimes known as b-before wine you’ll be fine well in all booze is booze as
be fine well in all booze is booze as
be fine well in all booze is booze as far as your body is concerned regardless
far as your body is concerned regardless
far as your body is concerned regardless if you’ve had a bottle of Sam or a shot
if you’ve had a bottle of Sam or a shot
if you’ve had a bottle of Sam or a shot of gin your liver still needs an hour to
of gin your liver still needs an hour to
of gin your liver still needs an hour to process and break down the alcohol
process and break down the alcohol
process and break down the alcohol you’ve just dumped into it an excessive
you’ve just dumped into it an excessive
you’ve just dumped into it an excessive amounts of either are just going to
amounts of either are just going to
amounts of either are just going to dehydrate you where this myth almost has
dehydrate you where this myth almost has
dehydrate you where this myth almost has a grain of truth is in the way that
a grain of truth is in the way that
a grain of truth is in the way that people drink different types of
people drink different types of
people drink different types of beverages in general mixed drinks and
beverages in general mixed drinks and
beverages in general mixed drinks and shots tend to be slammed back while
shots tend to be slammed back while
shots tend to be slammed back while drinkers tend to nurse a beer speed
drinkers tend to nurse a beer speed
drinkers tend to nurse a beer speed drinking some jak means you’re already
drinking some jak means you’re already
drinking some jak means you’re already pretty loaded when that chalice of
pretty loaded when that chalice of
pretty loaded when that chalice of Stella enters the picture whereas
Stella enters the picture whereas
Stella enters the picture whereas putting away a polite pair of Millers
putting away a polite pair of Millers
putting away a polite pair of Millers and then throwing back a fifth of Johnny
and then throwing back a fifth of Johnny
and then throwing back a fifth of Johnny red label is like jumping into warp
red label is like jumping into warp
red label is like jumping into warp drive from standstill Wow
drive from standstill Wow
drive from standstill Wow calling booze by its first name really
calling booze by its first name really
calling booze by its first name really makes me sound like an alcoholic and
makes me sound like an alcoholic and
makes me sound like an alcoholic and they’re much as anything else led to my
they’re much as anything else led to my
they’re much as anything else led to my drinking
drinking
drinking myth number two beer gives you a bigot
myth number two beer gives you a bigot
myth number two beer gives you a bigot anyway it’s inevitable not roly-poly not
anyway it’s inevitable not roly-poly not
anyway it’s inevitable not roly-poly not dumpy a bigger is a particular sort of
dumpy a bigger is a particular sort of
dumpy a bigger is a particular sort of protuberance there are lots of
protuberance there are lots of
protuberance there are lots of reasonable sounding explanations as to
reasonable sounding explanations as to
reasonable sounding explanations as to how beer makes one’s abdomens so bulbous
how beer makes one’s abdomens so bulbous
how beer makes one’s abdomens so bulbous some say it’s because beer drinkers also
some say it’s because beer drinkers also
some say it’s because beer drinkers also eat a lot of fatty foods or drink more
eat a lot of fatty foods or drink more
eat a lot of fatty foods or drink more alcohol than the typical wine drinker
alcohol than the typical wine drinker
alcohol than the typical wine drinker thereby consuming more calories
thereby consuming more calories
thereby consuming more calories alcoholism can cause conditions
alcoholism can cause conditions
alcoholism can cause conditions resulting in abdominal distension that’s
resulting in abdominal distension that’s
resulting in abdominal distension that’s in extreme cases but studies on the
in extreme cases but studies on the
in extreme cases but studies on the subject of the bigger and there have
subject of the bigger and there have
subject of the bigger and there have been a few that fail to consistently
been a few that fail to consistently
been a few that fail to consistently draw strong correlations between
draw strong correlations between
draw strong correlations between drinking beer and having a high
drinking beer and having a high
drinking beer and having a high proportion of abdominal fat so all those
proportion of abdominal fat so all those
proportion of abdominal fat so all those well intentioned sometimes possible
well intentioned sometimes possible
well intentioned sometimes possible theories are moot I’ve been looking for
theories are moot I’ve been looking for
theories are moot I’ve been looking for a big fat soda shoot with a canon I’d
a big fat soda shoot with a canon I’d
a big fat soda shoot with a canon I’d like very much for you to be that fat
like very much for you to be that fat
like very much for you to be that fat show myth number one old wines are good
show myth number one old wines are good
show myth number one old wines are good wines this is a 59 Latour from my
wines this is a 59 Latour from my
wines this is a 59 Latour from my private collection
private collection
private collection I’ll do the trick if we’ve learned
I’ll do the trick if we’ve learned
I’ll do the trick if we’ve learned anything from the movies it’s that a
anything from the movies it’s that a
anything from the movies it’s that a bottle of 1873 Chateau de Pomplamoose is
bottle of 1873 Chateau de Pomplamoose is
bottle of 1873 Chateau de Pomplamoose is the height of sophistication
the height of sophistication
the height of sophistication hit me again bring the candle Jax cork
hit me again bring the candle Jax cork
hit me again bring the candle Jax cork the 59 in actuality is probably just
the 59 in actuality is probably just
the 59 in actuality is probably just expensive vinegar less than 1% of wines
expensive vinegar less than 1% of wines
expensive vinegar less than 1% of wines are intended to mature the rest are
are intended to mature the rest are
are intended to mature the rest are meant to be enjoyed now or at least
meant to be enjoyed now or at least
meant to be enjoyed now or at least within five years a quality wine will
within five years a quality wine will
within five years a quality wine will likely remain so but a cheap wine
likely remain so but a cheap wine
likely remain so but a cheap wine perhaps a commended wine lonely get
perhaps a commended wine lonely get
perhaps a commended wine lonely get worse hang on to that $500 bottle of
worse hang on to that $500 bottle of
worse hang on to that $500 bottle of Bordeaux for your 60th wedding
Bordeaux for your 60th wedding
Bordeaux for your 60th wedding anniversary if you like but there’s no
anniversary if you like but there’s no
anniversary if you like but there’s no point in keeping a $5 bottle of arsenic
point in keeping a $5 bottle of arsenic
point in keeping a $5 bottle of arsenic and kosher nail and expecting a glass of
and kosher nail and expecting a glass of
and kosher nail and expecting a glass of heaven when it hits vintage furthermore
heaven when it hits vintage furthermore
heaven when it hits vintage furthermore any wine can go nasty if not stored
any wine can go nasty if not stored
any wine can go nasty if not stored properly keep your wine even the stuff
properly keep your wine even the stuff
properly keep your wine even the stuff you stole from your cousin’s wedding out
you stole from your cousin’s wedding out
you stole from your cousin’s wedding out of the sunlight and store it on its side
of the sunlight and store it on its side
of the sunlight and store it on its side more wine less talker so how many of
more wine less talker so how many of
more wine less talker so how many of these myths did you believe do you have
these myths did you believe do you have
these myths did you believe do you have an alcohol myth you want to bust hair
an alcohol myth you want to bust hair
an alcohol myth you want to bust hair the dog that bit me
the dog that bit me
the dog that bit me here’s what Google searches are asking
here’s what Google searches are asking
here’s what Google searches are asking about alcohol don’t alcohol actually
about alcohol don’t alcohol actually
about alcohol don’t alcohol actually kill brain cells will alcohol help
kill brain cells will alcohol help
kill brain cells will alcohol help anxiety does alcohol cause acne for more
anxiety does alcohol cause acne for more
anxiety does alcohol cause acne for more vintage top 10s and commended top fives
vintage top 10s and commended top fives
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words of wisdom why’d words of
words of wisdom why’d words of do
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