the wonderful world of espionage is about more than hot double agents and
about more than hot double agents and
about more than hot double agents and taking down deadly laser satellites the
taking down deadly laser satellites the
taking down deadly laser satellites the satellite is a present over cameras
satellite is a present over cameras
satellite is a present over cameras welcome to watchmojo.com and surprising
welcome to watchmojo.com and surprising
welcome to watchmojo.com and surprising facts about being a spy from both the
facts about being a spy from both the
facts about being a spy from both the past and the present I’m in the CIA
past and the present I’m in the CIA
past and the present I’m in the CIA number five the CIA used a cat to spy on
number five the CIA used a cat to spy on
number five the CIA used a cat to spy on the Soviets operation acoustic kitty no
the Soviets operation acoustic kitty no
the Soviets operation acoustic kitty no it’s not the name of the latest viral
it’s not the name of the latest viral
it’s not the name of the latest viral video yeah oh I like what’s happening
video yeah oh I like what’s happening
video yeah oh I like what’s happening and yes that would be a great band name
and yes that would be a great band name
and yes that would be a great band name actually
actually
actually but acoustic kitty is actually a
but acoustic kitty is actually a
but acoustic kitty is actually a real-life CIA project that was initiated
real-life CIA project that was initiated
real-life CIA project that was initiated to equip cats with eavesdropping devices
to equip cats with eavesdropping devices
to equip cats with eavesdropping devices to spy on the Soviets the cat had a tiny
to spy on the Soviets the cat had a tiny
to spy on the Soviets the cat had a tiny microphone surgically implanted into his
microphone surgically implanted into his
microphone surgically implanted into his ear canal along with a small radio
ear canal along with a small radio
ear canal along with a small radio transmitter at the base of his skull oh
transmitter at the base of his skull oh
transmitter at the base of his skull oh sure it’s easy to condemn the u.s. for
sure it’s easy to condemn the u.s. for
sure it’s easy to condemn the u.s. for mistreating a poor defenseless creature
mistreating a poor defenseless creature
mistreating a poor defenseless creature but remember the Russians strapped a dog
but remember the Russians strapped a dog
but remember the Russians strapped a dog into a space vessel these were times of
into a space vessel these were times of
into a space vessel these were times of war people anyway the cat was sent on
war people anyway the cat was sent on
war people anyway the cat was sent on its first mission and was promptly run
its first mission and was promptly run
its first mission and was promptly run over by a speeding taxi 20 million
over by a speeding taxi 20 million
over by a speeding taxi 20 million dollars was lost under the taxis wheels
dollars was lost under the taxis wheels
dollars was lost under the taxis wheels so the CIA quietly shut down its
so the CIA quietly shut down its
so the CIA quietly shut down its ill-fated project or did they did you
ill-fated project or did they did you
ill-fated project or did they did you ever have a cat who disappeared one
ever have a cat who disappeared one
ever have a cat who disappeared one night never to be found maybe he was
night never to be found maybe he was
night never to be found maybe he was recruited by the CIA to sabotage the
recruited by the CIA to sabotage the
recruited by the CIA to sabotage the next k-9 rocket experiment
next k-9 rocket experiment
next k-9 rocket experiment [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number four spy satellites used to drop
number four spy satellites used to drop
number four spy satellites used to drop film from space in the 1960s before we
film from space in the 1960s before we
film from space in the 1960s before we had phones with 12 megapixel cameras
had phones with 12 megapixel cameras
had phones with 12 megapixel cameras that we could use to send pictures to
that we could use to send pictures to
that we could use to send pictures to people across the world photography was
people across the world photography was
people across the world photography was a little more difficult spy planes would
a little more difficult spy planes would
a little more difficult spy planes would fly over the USSR in hopes of retrieving
fly over the USSR in hopes of retrieving
fly over the USSR in hopes of retrieving sensitive imagery of their military
sensitive imagery of their military
sensitive imagery of their military installations but this was dangerous
installations but this was dangerous
installations but this was dangerous because as we all know the only thing
because as we all know the only thing
because as we all know the only thing the USSR hated more than capitalism and
the USSR hated more than capitalism and
the USSR hated more than capitalism and freedom was being spied on
freedom was being spied on
freedom was being spied on so they’d often shoot down spy planes
so they’d often shoot down spy planes
so they’d often shoot down spy planes the solution when to go higher we had to
the solution when to go higher we had to
the solution when to go higher we had to go to space satellites were sent into
go to space satellites were sent into
go to space satellites were sent into the atmosphere with state-of-the-art
the atmosphere with state-of-the-art
the atmosphere with state-of-the-art cameras that produced only the most
cameras that produced only the most
cameras that produced only the most detailed fuzzy gray images of who knows
detailed fuzzy gray images of who knows
detailed fuzzy gray images of who knows what how to get those images back simple
what how to get those images back simple
what how to get those images back simple eject the film into the Earth’s
eject the film into the Earth’s
eject the film into the Earth’s atmosphere send a high-altitude plane to
atmosphere send a high-altitude plane to
atmosphere send a high-altitude plane to snatch it as it plummets through the sky
snatch it as it plummets through the sky
snatch it as it plummets through the sky and voila
and voila
and voila number three becoming a CIA agent is a
number three becoming a CIA agent is a
number three becoming a CIA agent is a grueling process what’s the matter the
grueling process what’s the matter the
grueling process what’s the matter the CIA got to pushing too many pencils so
CIA got to pushing too many pencils so
CIA got to pushing too many pencils so you’ve watched a lot of James Bond
you’ve watched a lot of James Bond
you’ve watched a lot of James Bond movies and you think to yourself yeah
movies and you think to yourself yeah
movies and you think to yourself yeah yeah I can do most of that stuff well
yeah I can do most of that stuff well
yeah I can do most of that stuff well you can either be a double agent and
you can either be a double agent and
you can either be a double agent and betray your own country to spy for
betray your own country to spy for
betray your own country to spy for another or work for your own country’s
another or work for your own country’s
another or work for your own country’s intelligence agency if you want to work
intelligence agency if you want to work
intelligence agency if you want to work for the CIA and have nothing to hide
for the CIA and have nothing to hide
for the CIA and have nothing to hide then go ahead and apply the application
then go ahead and apply the application
then go ahead and apply the application and hiring process can take as long as
and hiring process can take as long as
and hiring process can take as long as two years so expect to be asked
two years so expect to be asked
two years so expect to be asked everything and anything regarding your
everything and anything regarding your
everything and anything regarding your character background for liability
character background for liability
character background for liability judgment potential to be coerced and a
judgment potential to be coerced and a
judgment potential to be coerced and a whole lot more I felt very good about
whole lot more I felt very good about
whole lot more I felt very good about this year’s test especially in light of
this year’s test especially in light of
this year’s test especially in light of the fact that in previous years my
the fact that in previous years my
the fact that in previous years my fitness has been an issue you get round
fitness has been an issue you get round
fitness has been an issue you get round after round of interviews that is as
after round of interviews that is as
after round of interviews that is as long as they haven’t found anything
long as they haven’t found anything
long as they haven’t found anything suspicious in your personal history you
suspicious in your personal history you
suspicious in your personal history you also need to be able to pass the
also need to be able to pass the
also need to be able to pass the physical test speed below 35 years old
physical test speed below 35 years old
physical test speed below 35 years old have a bachelor’s degree and a college
have a bachelor’s degree and a college
have a bachelor’s degree and a college GPA of at least 3.0 even with all of
GPA of at least 3.0 even with all of
GPA of at least 3.0 even with all of that they still might not hire you or
that they still might not hire you or
that they still might not hire you or did they already hire you and you just
did they already hire you and you just
did they already hire you and you just don’t know it
don’t know it
don’t know it you just got espionage sucka yours mine
you just got espionage sucka yours mine
you just got espionage sucka yours mine number two Roald Dahl was a British spy
number two Roald Dahl was a British spy
number two Roald Dahl was a British spy you may remember enjoying such literary
you may remember enjoying such literary
you may remember enjoying such literary classics as James and the Giant Peach
classics as James and the Giant Peach
classics as James and the Giant Peach and Charlie in the Chocolate Factory
and Charlie in the Chocolate Factory
and Charlie in the Chocolate Factory well did you know that the same author
well did you know that the same author
well did you know that the same author who brought us these charming gems was
who brought us these charming gems was
who brought us these charming gems was also plowing his way through the United
also plowing his way through the United
also plowing his way through the United States for the sake of Queen country
States for the sake of Queen country
States for the sake of Queen country that’s right after ruled all successful
that’s right after ruled all successful
that’s right after ruled all successful time in the Royal Air Force he was
time in the Royal Air Force he was
time in the Royal Air Force he was drafted as a spy for the British Embassy
drafted as a spy for the British Embassy
drafted as a spy for the British Embassy in 1942 his mission seduced rich high
in 1942 his mission seduced rich high
in 1942 his mission seduced rich high society American hotties and pumped them
society American hotties and pumped them
society American hotties and pumped them for information I mean this guy had dirt
for information I mean this guy had dirt
for information I mean this guy had dirt on everybody in the world yeah I know
on everybody in the world yeah I know
on everybody in the world yeah I know all the cloak-and-dagger stories the
all the cloak-and-dagger stories the
all the cloak-and-dagger stories the writer of The BFG was apparently so
writer of The BFG was apparently so
writer of The BFG was apparently so successful at his mission that droves of
successful at his mission that droves of
successful at his mission that droves of women were lining up to get a taste of
women were lining up to get a taste of
women were lining up to get a taste of the good stuff it all eventually
the good stuff it all eventually
the good stuff it all eventually requested a change of mission from his
requested a change of mission from his
requested a change of mission from his superiors but they sent him right back
superiors but they sent him right back
superiors but they sent him right back in one of his best number-one spies
in one of his best number-one spies
in one of his best number-one spies spread lies to their enemies you say
spread lies to their enemies you say
spread lies to their enemies you say bullshit all French disinformation not
bullshit all French disinformation not
bullshit all French disinformation not to be confused with its lower cousin
to be confused with its lower cousin
to be confused with its lower cousin misinformation is the act of spreading
misinformation is the act of spreading
misinformation is the act of spreading lies to an enemy in order to compromise
lies to an enemy in order to compromise
lies to an enemy in order to compromise their intelligence network are they
their intelligence network are they
their intelligence network are they merely tools for information Stallone
merely tools for information Stallone
merely tools for information Stallone your disinformation say if you wanted to
your disinformation say if you wanted to
your disinformation say if you wanted to manipulate the course of governments or
manipulate the course of governments or
manipulate the course of governments or people not all spies are jet-setting
people not all spies are jet-setting
people not all spies are jet-setting super studs with a penchant for betting
super studs with a penchant for betting
super studs with a penchant for betting hot ladies and stop involving baddies
hot ladies and stop involving baddies
hot ladies and stop involving baddies some of them are more like that weird
some of them are more like that weird
some of them are more like that weird kid you knew in the fourth grade who
kid you knew in the fourth grade who
kid you knew in the fourth grade who liked to makeup extravagant lies for no
liked to makeup extravagant lies for no
liked to makeup extravagant lies for no reason and it’s because I spent all last
reason and it’s because I spent all last
reason and it’s because I spent all last night in a green beret general emergency
night in a green beret general emergency
night in a green beret general emergency room well that kid is just as important
room well that kid is just as important
room well that kid is just as important to the world of super spies as any
to the world of super spies as any
to the world of super spies as any double-oh-seven
double-oh-seven
double-oh-seven because sometimes winning a war means
because sometimes winning a war means
because sometimes winning a war means making your opponent believe outrageous
making your opponent believe outrageous
making your opponent believe outrageous lies about your military a classic
lies about your military a classic
lies about your military a classic example operation fortitude occurred
example operation fortitude occurred
example operation fortitude occurred during World War two when the invasion
during World War two when the invasion
during World War two when the invasion of Normandy took place the German
of Normandy took place the German
of Normandy took place the German government was made to believe that
government was made to believe that
government was made to believe that Allied forces were going to land in a
Allied forces were going to land in a
Allied forces were going to land in a completely different place which caused
completely different place which caused
completely different place which caused them to divide their military and which
them to divide their military and which
them to divide their military and which ultimately made them much weaker no no I
ultimately made them much weaker no no I
ultimately made them much weaker no no I can’t tell you what aware it’s probably
can’t tell you what aware it’s probably
can’t tell you what aware it’s probably disinformation just keep following him
disinformation just keep following him
disinformation just keep following him all right so what do you think now that
all right so what do you think now that
all right so what do you think now that you’ve had a gander at the real world of
you’ve had a gander at the real world of
you’ve had a gander at the real world of espionage with all its high-tech
espionage with all its high-tech
espionage with all its high-tech equipment and flattened kiddies are you
equipment and flattened kiddies are you
equipment and flattened kiddies are you itching to jump on the old spy bandwagon
itching to jump on the old spy bandwagon
itching to jump on the old spy bandwagon now I know how you must have felt you
now I know how you must have felt you
now I know how you must have felt you thought I was a traitor it is
thought I was a traitor it is
thought I was a traitor it is demoralizing for more jet-setting
demoralizing for more jet-setting
demoralizing for more jet-setting superstud top tens and dis
superstud top tens and dis
superstud top tens and dis formative top fives be sure to subscribe
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to watchmojo.com alright so do I have to do it exactly like that
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