hey laser lips your mama was a snowblower what did you say about my
snowblower what did you say about my
snowblower what did you say about my mama and when you get that from your
mama and when you get that from your
mama and when you get that from your mama
mama
mama welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 yo mama jokes in movies yo yo mama’s so
yo mama jokes in movies yo yo mama’s so
yo mama jokes in movies yo yo mama’s so fat and when she farts Al Gore accuses
fat and when she farts Al Gore accuses
fat and when she farts Al Gore accuses her a global warming does for this list
her a global warming does for this list
her a global warming does for this list we’ll be looking at movie moments where
we’ll be looking at movie moments where
we’ll be looking at movie moments where one character insults another characters
one character insults another characters
one character insults another characters mother simple enough then let’s get the
mother simple enough then let’s get the
mother simple enough then let’s get the mother insults rolling number 10
mother insults rolling number 10
mother insults rolling number 10 playing with yo mama tonight the
playing with yo mama tonight the
playing with yo mama tonight the waterboy oh how we long for the glory
waterboy oh how we long for the glory
waterboy oh how we long for the glory days when Adam Sandler produced comedic
days when Adam Sandler produced comedic
days when Adam Sandler produced comedic gold in this film he plays water boy
gold in this film he plays water boy
gold in this film he plays water boy turned football star Bobby Boucher a
turned football star Bobby Boucher a
turned football star Bobby Boucher a sensitive soul Bobby cares for others
sensitive soul Bobby cares for others
sensitive soul Bobby cares for others and wants to stay on everyone’s good
and wants to stay on everyone’s good
and wants to stay on everyone’s good side yeah joy during a game however he
side yeah joy during a game however he
side yeah joy during a game however he comes across an opposing player who
comes across an opposing player who
comes across an opposing player who could use a lesson in sportsmanship when
could use a lesson in sportsmanship when
could use a lesson in sportsmanship when Bobby sends him a good luck wish he
Bobby sends him a good luck wish he
Bobby sends him a good luck wish he replies with a yo mama joke for the ages
replies with a yo mama joke for the ages
replies with a yo mama joke for the ages Wester doctor Yan own up come and play
Wester doctor Yan own up come and play
Wester doctor Yan own up come and play I’ll be playing with your mama tonight
I’ll be playing with your mama tonight
I’ll be playing with your mama tonight Bobby retaliates against number 62
Bobby retaliates against number 62
Bobby retaliates against number 62 although it altum Utley costs his team
although it altum Utley costs his team
although it altum Utley costs his team the game well at least he didn’t say
the game well at least he didn’t say
the game well at least he didn’t say Gatorade was better than h2o I love my
Gatorade was better than h2o I love my
Gatorade was better than h2o I love my mama very much now you know hit number 9
mama very much now you know hit number 9
mama very much now you know hit number 9 climbing off your mom snatch do you know
climbing off your mom snatch do you know
climbing off your mom snatch do you know when you were going down when you work
when you were going down when you work
when you were going down when you work as an enforcer for a crime boss chances
as an enforcer for a crime boss chances
as an enforcer for a crime boss chances are you’re gonna have a low tolerance
are you’re gonna have a low tolerance
are you’re gonna have a low tolerance for people’s BS bollocks I’m going for a
for people’s BS bollocks I’m going for a
for people’s BS bollocks I’m going for a walk
walk
walk then again if you’re Jason Statham you
then again if you’re Jason Statham you
then again if you’re Jason Statham you can afford to be one hell of a wise guy
can afford to be one hell of a wise guy
can afford to be one hell of a wise guy brings you to it we’re not pens to sniff
brings you to it we’re not pens to sniff
brings you to it we’re not pens to sniff that’s what Andy Beckwith’s Errol learns
that’s what Andy Beckwith’s Errol learns
that’s what Andy Beckwith’s Errol learns the hard way in this funny come back
the hard way in this funny come back
the hard way in this funny come back seen from snatch Co she knows what he’s
seen from snatch Co she knows what he’s
seen from snatch Co she knows what he’s got is bad boy face ooh spleen to you
got is bad boy face ooh spleen to you
got is bad boy face ooh spleen to you everyone sometimes gets bothered when a
everyone sometimes gets bothered when a
everyone sometimes gets bothered when a third party answers a question when no
third party answers a question when no
third party answers a question when no one asked for his or her input vice
one asked for his or her input vice
one asked for his or her input vice hello that want to but if Statham’s
hello that want to but if Statham’s
hello that want to but if Statham’s Turkish is that third party and just let
Turkish is that third party and just let
Turkish is that third party and just let him answer and don’t say anything
him answer and don’t say anything
him answer and don’t say anything otherwise
otherwise
otherwise this will happen have to remember that
this will happen have to remember that
this will happen have to remember that one next time I’m clothing off your mom
one next time I’m clothing off your mom
one next time I’m clothing off your mom number eight
number eight
number eight your mom’s chest hair Mean Girls why are
your mom’s chest hair Mean Girls why are
your mom’s chest hair Mean Girls why are you talking to Janis Ian I don’t know I
you talking to Janis Ian I don’t know I
you talking to Janis Ian I don’t know I mean she’s so weird we’ve all met that
mean she’s so weird we’ve all met that
mean she’s so weird we’ve all met that one reserved girl in high school that
one reserved girl in high school that
one reserved girl in high school that everyone thinks is a weirdo if you’ve
everyone thinks is a weirdo if you’ve
everyone thinks is a weirdo if you’ve never seen a girl like that then meet
never seen a girl like that then meet
never seen a girl like that then meet Janis Ian what do you mean one thing to
Janis Ian what do you mean one thing to
Janis Ian what do you mean one thing to consider before picking on a quiet
consider before picking on a quiet
consider before picking on a quiet person be prepared for some major
person be prepared for some major
person be prepared for some major backlash some students may sit there and
backlash some students may sit there and
backlash some students may sit there and take it if you try to insult them but
take it if you try to insult them but
take it if you try to insult them but not Janice last week Janice what’s it
not Janice last week Janice what’s it
not Janice last week Janice what’s it made of your mom’s chest hair you have
made of your mom’s chest hair you have
made of your mom’s chest hair you have to wonder why girls like this don’t rule
to wonder why girls like this don’t rule
to wonder why girls like this don’t rule over the school with an iron fist
over the school with an iron fist
over the school with an iron fist cuz with a mouth like that who wouldn’t
cuz with a mouth like that who wouldn’t
cuz with a mouth like that who wouldn’t be scared of her number 7 yo mama
be scared of her number 7 yo mama
be scared of her number 7 yo mama bonding time everything must go must
bonding time everything must go must
bonding time everything must go must mean you’re this one we should all be
mean you’re this one we should all be
mean you’re this one we should all be aware by now that Will Ferrel can drop
aware by now that Will Ferrel can drop
aware by now that Will Ferrel can drop some hilarious yo mama jokes considering
some hilarious yo mama jokes considering
some hilarious yo mama jokes considering the embarrassment he put towards his
the embarrassment he put towards his
the embarrassment he put towards his opponent marty huggins in the campaign
opponent marty huggins in the campaign
opponent marty huggins in the campaign you know what the difference between
you know what the difference between
you know what the difference between your mama and our washing machine is
your mama and our washing machine is
your mama and our washing machine is when I dump a load and the machine
when I dump a load and the machine
when I dump a load and the machine machine doesn’t follow me around for
machine doesn’t follow me around for
machine doesn’t follow me around for three weeks
three weeks
three weeks so when Farrell’s Nick Halsey gets
so when Farrell’s Nick Halsey gets
so when Farrell’s Nick Halsey gets together with Kenny played by the son of
together with Kenny played by the son of
together with Kenny played by the son of late rapper the notorious b.i.g we’re
late rapper the notorious b.i.g we’re
late rapper the notorious b.i.g we’re treated to several funny moments your
treated to several funny moments your
treated to several funny moments your mama’s so fat she heard it was chilly
mama’s so fat she heard it was chilly
mama’s so fat she heard it was chilly out she ran inside got a bowl
out she ran inside got a bowl
out she ran inside got a bowl Kenny tells Nick about the comments
Kenny tells Nick about the comments
Kenny tells Nick about the comments bullies make towards him at school and
bullies make towards him at school and
bullies make towards him at school and Nick shares some good old yo mama jokes
Nick shares some good old yo mama jokes
Nick shares some good old yo mama jokes with the young kid there on the so fat
with the young kid there on the so fat
with the young kid there on the so fat you have to roller and flower then dive
you have to roller and flower then dive
you have to roller and flower then dive for the wet spot yeah the last joke at
for the wet spot yeah the last joke at
for the wet spot yeah the last joke at the end well we’ll let you figure that
the end well we’ll let you figure that
the end well we’ll let you figure that one out
one out
one out yeah maybe don’t tell on number 6 yo
yeah maybe don’t tell on number 6 yo
yeah maybe don’t tell on number 6 yo mama’s so fat the Nutty Professor you
mama’s so fat the Nutty Professor you
mama’s so fat the Nutty Professor you older fat don’t all right combine a
older fat don’t all right combine a
older fat don’t all right combine a timers Guide Earl Scheib and the equator
timers Guide Earl Scheib and the equator
timers Guide Earl Scheib and the equator and what do you get a series of epic
and what do you get a series of epic
and what do you get a series of epic revenge burns your mother so fat after
revenge burns your mother so fat after
revenge burns your mother so fat after sex I roll over twice
sex I roll over twice
sex I roll over twice I’m still on a bitch Reggie Warrington
I’m still on a bitch Reggie Warrington
I’m still on a bitch Reggie Warrington is a stand-up comedian who pulls no
is a stand-up comedian who pulls no
is a stand-up comedian who pulls no punches when it comes to making fun of
punches when it comes to making fun of
punches when it comes to making fun of professor Klumps wait man we get it for
professor Klumps wait man we get it for
professor Klumps wait man we get it for you
you
you it’s a fool
unfortunately for Reggie Klump becomes
unfortunately for Reggie Klump becomes the suave and witty buddy loved and
the suave and witty buddy loved and
the suave and witty buddy loved and gladly gets his revenge huh bill death
gladly gets his revenge huh bill death
gladly gets his revenge huh bill death is equated it’s great seeing Dave
is equated it’s great seeing Dave
is equated it’s great seeing Dave Chappelle and Eddie Murphy in a comedy
Chappelle and Eddie Murphy in a comedy
Chappelle and Eddie Murphy in a comedy battle even if it means one of the
battle even if it means one of the
battle even if it means one of the characters mother’s gets annihilated
number five locker room humor Remember
number five locker room humor Remember the Titans hey I like them better with
the Titans hey I like them better with
the Titans hey I like them better with the long hair bro remind me of burn
the long hair bro remind me of burn
the long hair bro remind me of burn tears mama if you don’t know whether or
tears mama if you don’t know whether or
tears mama if you don’t know whether or not someone likes you then just insult
not someone likes you then just insult
not someone likes you then just insult their mother
their mother
their mother he’d say try to hurt you then don’t do
he’d say try to hurt you then don’t do
he’d say try to hurt you then don’t do it again but if they laugh and say hey
it again but if they laugh and say hey
it again but if they laugh and say hey that was funny then you’re in the clear
that was funny then you’re in the clear
that was funny then you’re in the clear see now you’re making me angry man look
see now you’re making me angry man look
see now you’re making me angry man look like anger ba take your mama to the prom
like anger ba take your mama to the prom
like anger ba take your mama to the prom the football players of TC Williams High
the football players of TC Williams High
the football players of TC Williams High School have their own way of showing
School have their own way of showing
School have their own way of showing love to their fellow players yeah I just
love to their fellow players yeah I just
love to their fellow players yeah I just gave you a mom a piggyback ride she
gave you a mom a piggyback ride she
gave you a mom a piggyback ride she weighs twice a lineman Darrell Stanton
weighs twice a lineman Darrell Stanton
weighs twice a lineman Darrell Stanton starts the mom bashing on Gary Bertier
starts the mom bashing on Gary Bertier
starts the mom bashing on Gary Bertier who gets angry at first once everyone
who gets angry at first once everyone
who gets angry at first once everyone starts telling jokes though it becomes a
starts telling jokes though it becomes a
starts telling jokes though it becomes a playful moment among teammates huh
playful moment among teammates huh
playful moment among teammates huh who’da thought yo momma jokes could help
who’da thought yo momma jokes could help
who’da thought yo momma jokes could help tear down racial barriers that’s a mama
tear down racial barriers that’s a mama
tear down racial barriers that’s a mama joke number for yo mama battle meet the
joke number for yo mama battle meet the
joke number for yo mama battle meet the Spartans
Spartans
Spartans Sexy’s didn’t take rejection well if you
Sexy’s didn’t take rejection well if you
Sexy’s didn’t take rejection well if you know your history you’re aware that
know your history you’re aware that
know your history you’re aware that Xerxes ruled with great authority and
Xerxes ruled with great authority and
Xerxes ruled with great authority and many people did not challenge him from
many people did not challenge him from
many people did not challenge him from every corner of his empire he sent his
every corner of his empire he sent his
every corner of his empire he sent his most vicious warriors to fight well that
most vicious warriors to fight well that
most vicious warriors to fight well that is until Xerxes sent his best warriors
is until Xerxes sent his best warriors
is until Xerxes sent his best warriors to face off against the titular Spartans
to face off against the titular Spartans
to face off against the titular Spartans in a full-blown brutal and dangerous
in a full-blown brutal and dangerous
in a full-blown brutal and dangerous battle of yep yo mama jokes yo mama’s so
battle of yep yo mama jokes yo mama’s so
battle of yep yo mama jokes yo mama’s so ghetto
ghetto
ghetto when she breastfeeds kool-aid comes out
when she breastfeeds kool-aid comes out
when she breastfeeds kool-aid comes out sixties Warriors initially put up a good
sixties Warriors initially put up a good
sixties Warriors initially put up a good fight but come on you know the Spartans
fight but come on you know the Spartans
fight but come on you know the Spartans always have to come out on top yo mama’s
always have to come out on top yo mama’s
always have to come out on top yo mama’s so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a
so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a
so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday if you don’t remember how
Jewish holiday if you don’t remember how
Jewish holiday if you don’t remember how King Xerxes died don’t worry just know
King Xerxes died don’t worry just know
King Xerxes died don’t worry just know that this particular battle did some
that this particular battle did some
that this particular battle did some major damage to his rule y’all mama’s so
major damage to his rule y’all mama’s so
major damage to his rule y’all mama’s so fat so Mitchell I decided he doesn’t
fat so Mitchell I decided he doesn’t
fat so Mitchell I decided he doesn’t like big butts and he ain’t mine
like big butts and he ain’t mine
like big butts and he ain’t mine number three slam dunk yo mama jokes
number three slam dunk yo mama jokes
number three slam dunk yo mama jokes white men can’t jump we talked about
white men can’t jump we talked about
white men can’t jump we talked about your mama bad he playing you for punky
your mama bad he playing you for punky
your mama bad he playing you for punky playing Wesley Snipes and Woody
playing Wesley Snipes and Woody
playing Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson probably have one of the best
Harrelson probably have one of the best
Harrelson probably have one of the best bromances in film history
bromances in film history
bromances in film history given all the screen time they’ve shared
given all the screen time they’ve shared
given all the screen time they’ve shared well are you saying I possibly have a
well are you saying I possibly have a
well are you saying I possibly have a lot better players in you before in one
lot better players in you before in one
lot better players in you before in one of their earlier outings they portrayed
of their earlier outings they portrayed
of their earlier outings they portrayed too cocky basketball players that team
too cocky basketball players that team
too cocky basketball players that team up and hustle other players for cash you
up and hustle other players for cash you
up and hustle other players for cash you talking about my mother no no no see
talking about my mother no no no see
talking about my mother no no no see nobody talks about my mother you don’t
nobody talks about my mother you don’t
nobody talks about my mother you don’t ever talk about my mother mama as you
ever talk about my mother mama as you
ever talk about my mother mama as you may know basketball is a sport with a
may know basketball is a sport with a
may know basketball is a sport with a lot of trash talk and things can
lot of trash talk and things can
lot of trash talk and things can sometimes get personal hey yo mama’s so
sometimes get personal hey yo mama’s so
sometimes get personal hey yo mama’s so old riot air-lifter high school oh but
old riot air-lifter high school oh but
old riot air-lifter high school oh but hey for this list the more jokes the
hey for this list the more jokes the
hey for this list the more jokes the merrier so when she fell of a broken leg
merrier so when she fell of a broken leg
merrier so when she fell of a broken leg and gravy poured out we have to give
and gravy poured out we have to give
and gravy poured out we have to give props to any player that can get hit by
props to any player that can get hit by
props to any player that can get hit by these jokes and stay focused on the game
these jokes and stay focused on the game
these jokes and stay focused on the game oh man your mother got a-levels wait
oh man your mother got a-levels wait
oh man your mother got a-levels wait which way sideburn what you know well
which way sideburn what you know well
which way sideburn what you know well your mama
your mama
your mama go yellow C compiler hold off I’ll
go yellow C compiler hold off I’ll
go yellow C compiler hold off I’ll mention if your fuck your pussy yards
mention if your fuck your pussy yards
mention if your fuck your pussy yards number two you want to talk about
number two you want to talk about
number two you want to talk about mothers white chicks look who just flew
mothers white chicks look who just flew
mothers white chicks look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills
in from the slums of Beverly Hills
in from the slums of Beverly Hills simple life lesson no matter who you are
simple life lesson no matter who you are
simple life lesson no matter who you are you’re not gonna get along with everyone
you’re not gonna get along with everyone
you’re not gonna get along with everyone you meet eventually you will meet
you meet eventually you will meet
you meet eventually you will meet someone who will absolutely hate your
someone who will absolutely hate your
someone who will absolutely hate your guts
guts
guts squeeze oh no you did
squeeze oh no you did
squeeze oh no you did when FBI agents Kevin and Marcus
when FBI agents Kevin and Marcus
when FBI agents Kevin and Marcus transform into the Wilson sisters
transform into the Wilson sisters
transform into the Wilson sisters they’re introduced to Megan and Heather
they’re introduced to Megan and Heather
they’re introduced to Megan and Heather vandergeld their sworn enemies
vandergeld their sworn enemies
vandergeld their sworn enemies your mother Shops at Saks the first
your mother Shops at Saks the first
your mother Shops at Saks the first encounter goes fantastic no it doesn’t
encounter goes fantastic no it doesn’t
encounter goes fantastic no it doesn’t yo ma there’s no dump she went to dr.
yo ma there’s no dump she went to dr.
yo ma there’s no dump she went to dr. Dre for a pap smear oh why can’t you
Dre for a pap smear oh why can’t you
Dre for a pap smear oh why can’t you doing a beatbox
doing a beatbox
doing a beatbox oh the insults instantly fly and once
oh the insults instantly fly and once
oh the insults instantly fly and once the mother bashing starts it becomes a
the mother bashing starts it becomes a
the mother bashing starts it becomes a battle you do not want to be involved in
battle you do not want to be involved in
battle you do not want to be involved in well your mother so stupid she exercises
well your mother so stupid she exercises
well your mother so stupid she exercises when she could just get like liposuction
when she could just get like liposuction
when she could just get like liposuction or something yeah before we reveal our
or something yeah before we reveal our
or something yeah before we reveal our number one pick here are some honorable
number one pick here are some honorable
number one pick here are some honorable mentions what happened to you
mentions what happened to you
mentions what happened to you they’re probably cheating your mother
they’re probably cheating your mother
they’re probably cheating your mother cheated that’s where you look like
cheated that’s where you look like
cheated that’s where you look like plumbing who say
your mama and she told me to tell you
your mama and she told me to tell you she’s really disappointed in you look at
she’s really disappointed in you look at
she’s really disappointed in you look at me you piece of trash how many men you
me you piece of trash how many men you
me you piece of trash how many men you got does your mother
got does your mother
got does your mother yo mama’s so fat she got every Gator on
yo mama’s so fat she got every Gator on
yo mama’s so fat she got every Gator on speed down what ha-ah
speed down what ha-ah
speed down what ha-ah your mama’s so fat that she uses Mexico
your mama’s so fat that she uses Mexico
your mama’s so fat that she uses Mexico the what country as her tanning bed
the what country as her tanning bed
the what country as her tanning bed oh mama so ugly Josie bear won’t even do
oh mama so ugly Josie bear won’t even do
oh mama so ugly Josie bear won’t even do I ever
I ever
I ever Polly want a cracker Polly wants your
Polly want a cracker Polly wants your
Polly want a cracker Polly wants your mama’s sweet ass what did Bobby say to
mama’s sweet ass what did Bobby say to
mama’s sweet ass what did Bobby say to me I said Polly wants your mama’s sweet
me I said Polly wants your mama’s sweet
me I said Polly wants your mama’s sweet ass number one your mother was a hamster
ass number one your mother was a hamster
ass number one your mother was a hamster Monty Python and the Holy Grail oh yes
Monty Python and the Holy Grail oh yes
Monty Python and the Holy Grail oh yes it’s very nice any time this classic
it’s very nice any time this classic
it’s very nice any time this classic film is mentioned a gut-busting
film is mentioned a gut-busting
film is mentioned a gut-busting hilarious moment is going to be brought
hilarious moment is going to be brought
hilarious moment is going to be brought up I’m invincible you’re a loony on
up I’m invincible you’re a loony on
up I’m invincible you’re a loony on their way to find the sacred Holy Grail
their way to find the sacred Holy Grail
their way to find the sacred Holy Grail a snotty soldier stops the knights of
a snotty soldier stops the knights of
a snotty soldier stops the knights of the round table
the round table
the round table the Frenchman does what he can to make
the Frenchman does what he can to make
the Frenchman does what he can to make the Knights run home to their mothers
the Knights run home to their mothers
the Knights run home to their mothers I’m French what do you think I have
I’m French what do you think I have
I’m French what do you think I have these outrageous accent you silly King
these outrageous accent you silly King
these outrageous accent you silly King why is there a French castle in the
why is there a French castle in the
why is there a French castle in the middle of the English countryside anyway
middle of the English countryside anyway
middle of the English countryside anyway we have no idea what are you doing in
we have no idea what are you doing in
we have no idea what are you doing in England mind your own business but one
England mind your own business but one
England mind your own business but one thing’s for sure his creative use of the
thing’s for sure his creative use of the
thing’s for sure his creative use of the English language has us in stitches ah
English language has us in stitches ah
English language has us in stitches ah blow my nose at you so corn after King
blow my nose at you so corn after King
blow my nose at you so corn after King you and all your silly English king
whatever he’s saying the delivery of
whatever he’s saying the delivery of this quotable burn is what earns it the
this quotable burn is what earns it the
this quotable burn is what earns it the number one spot I thought in your dinner
number one spot I thought in your dinner
number one spot I thought in your dinner direction your mother was a hamster and
direction your mother was a hamster and
direction your mother was a hamster and your father’s mate of elderberries do
your father’s mate of elderberries do
your father’s mate of elderberries do you agree with our list what’s the
you agree with our list what’s the
you agree with our list what’s the funniest yo mama joke you’ve ever heard
funniest yo mama joke you’ve ever heard
funniest yo mama joke you’ve ever heard in a movie
in a movie
in a movie anyone else here trying her and money
anyone else here trying her and money
anyone else here trying her and money for college your mom goes to college for
for college your mom goes to college for
for college your mom goes to college for more hilarious top 10s published every
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ladies and gentlemen Reggie had left the
ladies and gentlemen Reggie had left the building thank you and good night
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