man it’s really tough to be a struggling actor a European rhythm changes like bad
actor a European rhythm changes like bad
actor a European rhythm changes like bad kids welcome to watchmojo.com and today
kids welcome to watchmojo.com and today
kids welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the
we’ll be counting down our picks for the
we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 video games with awkward
top 10 video games with awkward
top 10 video games with awkward live-action cinematics you got a lotta
live-action cinematics you got a lotta
live-action cinematics you got a lotta nerve showing your faith here but this
nerve showing your faith here but this
nerve showing your faith here but this list will be looking at video games that
list will be looking at video games that
list will be looking at video games that may have taken their grade school stage
may have taken their grade school stage
may have taken their grade school stage play performance is a bit too seriously
play performance is a bit too seriously
play performance is a bit too seriously these live-action segments have
these live-action segments have
these live-action segments have transcended God awfulness and it becomes
transcended God awfulness and it becomes
transcended God awfulness and it becomes so awkward that they’re kind of
so awkward that they’re kind of
so awkward that they’re kind of hilariously charming it really doesn’t
hilariously charming it really doesn’t
hilariously charming it really doesn’t matter what I think it’s how the player
matter what I think it’s how the player
matter what I think it’s how the player feels about herself what do you think
feels about herself what do you think
feels about herself what do you think we’re not just looking at games that use
we’re not just looking at games that use
we’re not just looking at games that use full motion video but games that have a
full motion video but games that have a
full motion video but games that have a few moments of quote unquote acting in
few moments of quote unquote acting in
few moments of quote unquote acting in between the gameplay ready action No
number ten ground zero Texas welcome to
number ten ground zero Texas welcome to the end of the world
the end of the world
the end of the world look out the Reticulans have attacked l
look out the Reticulans have attacked l
look out the Reticulans have attacked l cadrin this small Texas town has been
cadrin this small Texas town has been
cadrin this small Texas town has been invaded by a dastardly alien race that
invaded by a dastardly alien race that
invaded by a dastardly alien race that have disguised themselves as various
have disguised themselves as various
have disguised themselves as various townspeople your task is to destroy the
townspeople your task is to destroy the
townspeople your task is to destroy the invading threat while being careful to
invading threat while being careful to
invading threat while being careful to not shoot any people trying to flee the
not shoot any people trying to flee the
not shoot any people trying to flee the scene that is of course if you can stand
scene that is of course if you can stand
scene that is of course if you can stand the monotonous record skipping
the monotonous record skipping
the monotonous record skipping soundtrack enough to do it although
soundtrack enough to do it although
soundtrack enough to do it although we’re not so sure what’s threatening
we’re not so sure what’s threatening
we’re not so sure what’s threatening about the aliens who fall back like
about the aliens who fall back like
about the aliens who fall back like they’ve slipped on a banana peel and
those robot henchmen who popped like
those robot henchmen who popped like water bloons hey at least the view is
water bloons hey at least the view is
water bloons hey at least the view is nice in this shabby town am i right of
nice in this shabby town am i right of
nice in this shabby town am i right of course if he’s not too bad number 9 it
course if he’s not too bad number 9 it
course if he’s not too bad number 9 it came from the desert turbo graphics CD
came from the desert turbo graphics CD
came from the desert turbo graphics CD edition let’s go I’m talking to you and
edition let’s go I’m talking to you and
edition let’s go I’m talking to you and Tomek there’s a real charm to the old
Tomek there’s a real charm to the old
Tomek there’s a real charm to the old b-movies of the 50s
b-movies of the 50s
b-movies of the 50s something about larger-than-life music
something about larger-than-life music
something about larger-than-life music those over-the-top screams and the
those over-the-top screams and the
those over-the-top screams and the monsters they have to go up against you
monsters they have to go up against you
monsters they have to go up against you know like giant killer ants I’m glad you
know like giant killer ants I’m glad you
know like giant killer ants I’m glad you came down to see me bud really surely
came down to see me bud really surely
came down to see me bud really surely they’d have come up with something
they’d have come up with something
they’d have come up with something better 40 years later am i right me
better 40 years later am i right me
better 40 years later am i right me things are coming together to kill all
things are coming together to kill all
things are coming together to kill all of us they need this atomic waste for
of us they need this atomic waste for
of us they need this atomic waste for something well welcome to lizard-breath
something well welcome to lizard-breath
something well welcome to lizard-breath Nevada with a town named like that you’d
Nevada with a town named like that you’d
Nevada with a town named like that you’d think you’d be going up against killer
think you’d be going up against killer
think you’d be going up against killer lizards with toxic breath but nope it’s
lizards with toxic breath but nope it’s
lizards with toxic breath but nope it’s ants
ants
ants sound familiar
yeah even the game covers a callback to
yeah even the game covers a callback to those cheesy classics consider it a gory
those cheesy classics consider it a gory
those cheesy classics consider it a gory update of sorts as you try to get those
update of sorts as you try to get those
update of sorts as you try to get those flesh-eating ants away from the victim’s
flesh-eating ants away from the victim’s
flesh-eating ants away from the victim’s body number eight need for speed
body number eight need for speed
body number eight need for speed welcome to the clan brother while this
welcome to the clan brother while this
welcome to the clan brother while this isn’t the first time the Need for Speed
isn’t the first time the Need for Speed
isn’t the first time the Need for Speed franchise has dabbled in live-action
franchise has dabbled in live-action
franchise has dabbled in live-action cutscenes we’re still kind of surprised
cutscenes we’re still kind of surprised
cutscenes we’re still kind of surprised to see it in 2015 I gotta get more
to see it in 2015 I gotta get more
to see it in 2015 I gotta get more straight
straight
straight gonna split up that chassis Oh destroy
gonna split up that chassis Oh destroy
gonna split up that chassis Oh destroy those wheels bang limiter and shred
those wheels bang limiter and shred
those wheels bang limiter and shred those times yeah that’s not to say that
those times yeah that’s not to say that
those times yeah that’s not to say that video games don’t have live-action
video games don’t have live-action
video games don’t have live-action cinematics anymore we just expect them
cinematics anymore we just expect them
cinematics anymore we just expect them to be you know kind of better the
to be you know kind of better the
to be you know kind of better the dialogue is jarring to hear with random
dialogue is jarring to hear with random
dialogue is jarring to hear with random bouts of slang and the need for actors
bouts of slang and the need for actors
bouts of slang and the need for actors to be talking directly to the player or
to be talking directly to the player or
to be talking directly to the player or if she’s concerned don’t mean a thing if
if she’s concerned don’t mean a thing if
if she’s concerned don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got that green also if you’re
you ain’t got that green also if you’re
you ain’t got that green also if you’re gonna bother with giving your racing
gonna bother with giving your racing
gonna bother with giving your racing game live-action cutscenes couldn’t we
game live-action cutscenes couldn’t we
game live-action cutscenes couldn’t we see some live-action racing maybe not
see some live-action racing maybe not
see some live-action racing maybe not Vin Diesel levels of racing but you know
Vin Diesel levels of racing but you know
Vin Diesel levels of racing but you know something other than seeing cars in the
something other than seeing cars in the
something other than seeing cars in the garage sorry man
garage sorry man
garage sorry man I ruined it
numbers having Mortal Kombat mythologies
numbers having Mortal Kombat mythologies Sub Zero Harm you lose if you played the
Sub Zero Harm you lose if you played the
Sub Zero Harm you lose if you played the story mode in Mortal Kombat acts and
story mode in Mortal Kombat acts and
story mode in Mortal Kombat acts and wondered who the heck’s arena was here’s
wondered who the heck’s arena was here’s
wondered who the heck’s arena was here’s your answer
your answer
your answer do not question me Serena or partly do
do not question me Serena or partly do
do not question me Serena or partly do not fail this game served is a prequel
not fail this game served is a prequel
not fail this game served is a prequel to the original Mortal Kombat you know
to the original Mortal Kombat you know
to the original Mortal Kombat you know before the new games retcon everything
before the new games retcon everything
before the new games retcon everything you see sub-zero
you see sub-zero
you see sub-zero you can trust the sorceress sometimes
you can trust the sorceress sometimes
you can trust the sorceress sometimes the story focused on sub-zero who is
the story focused on sub-zero who is
the story focused on sub-zero who is hired by quan chi to complete a task
hired by quan chi to complete a task
hired by quan chi to complete a task that unbeknownst to him helped the
that unbeknownst to him helped the
that unbeknownst to him helped the sorcerer retrieve shinnok’s amulet it
sorcerer retrieve shinnok’s amulet it
sorcerer retrieve shinnok’s amulet it was the 90s sub-zero couldn’t tell that
was the 90s sub-zero couldn’t tell that
was the 90s sub-zero couldn’t tell that quan chi was evil despite that look of
quan chi was evil despite that look of
quan chi was evil despite that look of his good boy what’s the best part here
his good boy what’s the best part here
his good boy what’s the best part here the PlayStation version had live-action
the PlayStation version had live-action
the PlayStation version had live-action cutscenes full of overdramatic dialogue
cutscenes full of overdramatic dialogue
cutscenes full of overdramatic dialogue and those deep thundering voices not
and those deep thundering voices not
and those deep thundering voices not even the gods can alter your chosen path
even the gods can alter your chosen path
even the gods can alter your chosen path in life hey at least there’s a blooper
in life hey at least there’s a blooper
in life hey at least there’s a blooper reel out there you and I number 6 night
reel out there you and I number 6 night
reel out there you and I number 6 night trap what do girls do it’s slumber
trap what do girls do it’s slumber
trap what do girls do it’s slumber parties sing catchy songs of course
oh yeah and get attacked by are those
oh yeah and get attacked by are those supposed to be vampiric creatures wait
supposed to be vampiric creatures wait
supposed to be vampiric creatures wait here we go that’s that’s better it’s up
here we go that’s that’s better it’s up
here we go that’s that’s better it’s up to you to keep these girls safe or else
to you to keep these girls safe or else
to you to keep these girls safe or else your commander will guilt trip you into
your commander will guilt trip you into
your commander will guilt trip you into trying again and trust us you’ll be
trying again and trust us you’ll be
trying again and trust us you’ll be trying multiple times since it’s damn
trying multiple times since it’s damn
trying multiple times since it’s damn near impossible to focus on the story
near impossible to focus on the story
near impossible to focus on the story and trap the augers at the same time
believe it or not this was one of those
believe it or not this was one of those games that had a hand in the creation of
games that had a hand in the creation of
games that had a hand in the creation of the ESRB yep all of this cheesy horror
the ESRB yep all of this cheesy horror
the ESRB yep all of this cheesy horror is why there’s a shiny M on your video
is why there’s a shiny M on your video
is why there’s a shiny M on your video games now you’re welcome
number five make my video Marky Mark and
number five make my video Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch he’s so cute you’re such
the Funky Bunch he’s so cute you’re such
the Funky Bunch he’s so cute you’re such a perv this guy is a serious musician
a perv this guy is a serious musician
a perv this guy is a serious musician before Mark Wahlberg was happening what
before Mark Wahlberg was happening what
before Mark Wahlberg was happening what no he was happening trust us this came
no he was happening trust us this came
no he was happening trust us this came deserved that
the make my video series yeah it was a
the make my video series yeah it was a series let players create videos for
series let players create videos for
series let players create videos for timely music sensations like INXS criss
timely music sensations like INXS criss
timely music sensations like INXS criss cross and our number five pick right
cross and our number five pick right
cross and our number five pick right here okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
here okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
here okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay we’re not quite sure what to stare
okay we’re not quite sure what to stare
okay we’re not quite sure what to stare and disbelief at first the gameplay and
and disbelief at first the gameplay and
and disbelief at first the gameplay and the fact that you can splice together
the fact that you can splice together
the fact that you can splice together nonsensical clips with only three songs
nonsensical clips with only three songs
nonsensical clips with only three songs or God that plot one gear burger yes
or God that plot one gear burger yes
or God that plot one gear burger yes sure okay
sure okay
sure okay in Marky Mark’s case a brother and a
in Marky Mark’s case a brother and a
in Marky Mark’s case a brother and a sister are at odds because he feels that
sister are at odds because he feels that
sister are at odds because he feels that the videos need to be tough while she
the videos need to be tough while she
the videos need to be tough while she demands they be sexy which means you get
demands they be sexy which means you get
demands they be sexy which means you get to make both lucky you bro
to make both lucky you bro
to make both lucky you bro and shoot him make my video make my
and shoot him make my video make my
and shoot him make my video make my video number four twisted metal I’m
video number four twisted metal I’m
video number four twisted metal I’m getting out of here and I’m taking your
getting out of here and I’m taking your
getting out of here and I’m taking your track once a year at the legendary
track once a year at the legendary
track once a year at the legendary calypso holds the twisted metal
calypso holds the twisted metal
calypso holds the twisted metal competition where drivers partake in a
competition where drivers partake in a
competition where drivers partake in a death battle all throughout the streets
death battle all throughout the streets
death battle all throughout the streets of Los Angeles
whoever survives the carnage is able to
whoever survives the carnage is able to have any wish granted no matter how
have any wish granted no matter how
have any wish granted no matter how ridiculous it may be anything you’re
ridiculous it may be anything you’re
ridiculous it may be anything you’re pulling my chair dude they got guns
pulling my chair dude they got guns
pulling my chair dude they got guns these scenes were actually cut from the
these scenes were actually cut from the
these scenes were actually cut from the original release because the developers
original release because the developers
original release because the developers couldn’t fit them all on the disc
couldn’t fit them all on the disc
couldn’t fit them all on the disc but when twisted metal head-on was
but when twisted metal head-on was
but when twisted metal head-on was released we thankfully got to see these
released we thankfully got to see these
released we thankfully got to see these gems in all their cheesy glory complete
gems in all their cheesy glory complete
gems in all their cheesy glory complete with foreboding music bikini clad women
with foreboding music bikini clad women
with foreboding music bikini clad women shirtless men with firearms a villainous
shirtless men with firearms a villainous
shirtless men with firearms a villainous man who’s missing his face truly amazing
man who’s missing his face truly amazing
man who’s missing his face truly amazing acting and a very important brown paper
acting and a very important brown paper
acting and a very important brown paper bag you you said it would be easy
bag you you said it would be easy
bag you you said it would be easy terrible driving in LA we can understand
terrible driving in LA we can understand
terrible driving in LA we can understand but this number three crime Patrol
but this number three crime Patrol
but this number three crime Patrol I feel the heat and it’s not the kind of
I feel the heat and it’s not the kind of
I feel the heat and it’s not the kind of heat I like is that vomit eating gum
heat I like is that vomit eating gum
heat I like is that vomit eating gum shoot with a partner there’s crime afoot
shoot with a partner there’s crime afoot
shoot with a partner there’s crime afoot so it looks like you’ll have to Patrol
so it looks like you’ll have to Patrol
so it looks like you’ll have to Patrol it yeah I guess we recycle that from our
it yeah I guess we recycle that from our
it yeah I guess we recycle that from our Marky Mark pic but that’s just like
Marky Mark pic but that’s just like
Marky Mark pic but that’s just like American laser games continue to recycle
American laser games continue to recycle
American laser games continue to recycle they’re shooting game formula in the 90s
they’re shooting game formula in the 90s
they’re shooting game formula in the 90s if you played one of their games you
if you played one of their games you
if you played one of their games you played them all but none really capture
played them all but none really capture
played them all but none really capture the hilarious magic of full-motion quite
the hilarious magic of full-motion quite
the hilarious magic of full-motion quite like crime Patrol
partner as you work your way up the
partner as you work your way up the ranks of the police force you’ll find
ranks of the police force you’ll find
ranks of the police force you’ll find yourself asking is this real how they
yourself asking is this real how they
yourself asking is this real how they lose usual Thanks how you doing
lose usual Thanks how you doing
lose usual Thanks how you doing the music the gameplay the acting the
the music the gameplay the acting the
the music the gameplay the acting the fact that there’s actually a sequel
fact that there’s actually a sequel
fact that there’s actually a sequel how did anyone manage to keep a straight
how did anyone manage to keep a straight
how did anyone manage to keep a straight face during this production your dude
face during this production your dude
face during this production your dude that’s not good is it number two slam
that’s not good is it number two slam
that’s not good is it number two slam city with Scottie Pippen you smooth like
city with Scottie Pippen you smooth like
city with Scottie Pippen you smooth like butter baby
butter baby
butter baby pasty if you thought live action
pasty if you thought live action
pasty if you thought live action first-person POV games were bad you’re
first-person POV games were bad you’re
first-person POV games were bad you’re right however there’s something much
right however there’s something much
right however there’s something much worse live-action first-person POV
worse live-action first-person POV
worse live-action first-person POV basketball you want some of this
basketball you want some of this
basketball you want some of this you got it what a bizarre direction to
you got it what a bizarre direction to
you got it what a bizarre direction to take a sports game in why would anyone
take a sports game in why would anyone
take a sports game in why would anyone want a first-person perspective when
want a first-person perspective when
want a first-person perspective when trying to block a shot
how could anyone tell where they were
how could anyone tell where they were aiming when trying to make a basket
aiming when trying to make a basket
aiming when trying to make a basket we’re not sure who we’re supposed to
we’re not sure who we’re supposed to
we’re not sure who we’re supposed to feel more sorry for whoever did be
feel more sorry for whoever did be
feel more sorry for whoever did be acting for your character or our years
acting for your character or our years
acting for your character or our years after Scottie Pippen’s short-lived rap
after Scottie Pippen’s short-lived rap
after Scottie Pippen’s short-lived rap career welcome to the city the fans with
career welcome to the city the fans with
career welcome to the city the fans with no pit I hope you’re ready slam slam Sam
no pit I hope you’re ready slam slam Sam
no pit I hope you’re ready slam slam Sam city next time take the Michael Jordan
city next time take the Michael Jordan
city next time take the Michael Jordan route and team up with Looney Tunes
look at Michael Michael before we reveal
look at Michael Michael before we reveal our number one pick let’s give a you
our number one pick let’s give a you
our number one pick let’s give a you tried sticker to these honorable
tried sticker to these honorable
tried sticker to these honorable mentions
number one rihanna rouge che what’s that
number one rihanna rouge che what’s that you never heard of the super sexy action
you never heard of the super sexy action
you never heard of the super sexy action hero in rihanna rouge and her adult only
hero in rihanna rouge and her adult only
hero in rihanna rouge and her adult only video game adventure hey hey mere who
video game adventure hey hey mere who
video game adventure hey hey mere who are you
are you
are you well rihanna is a shy secretary who
well rihanna is a shy secretary who
well rihanna is a shy secretary who catches her boss trying to rape a
catches her boss trying to rape a
catches her boss trying to rape a co-worker the man shoves rihanna out the
co-worker the man shoves rihanna out the
co-worker the man shoves rihanna out the window ala Batman Returns Selina Kyle
window ala Batman Returns Selina Kyle
window ala Batman Returns Selina Kyle style and she’s transported into another
style and she’s transported into another
style and she’s transported into another world because that’s what windows do
world because that’s what windows do
world because that’s what windows do right listen mojo holics this is a real
right listen mojo holics this is a real
right listen mojo holics this is a real gem come on baby let’s see what you can
gem come on baby let’s see what you can
gem come on baby let’s see what you can give me the stilted acting the erotic
give me the stilted acting the erotic
give me the stilted acting the erotic sex scenes with children laughing in the
sex scenes with children laughing in the
sex scenes with children laughing in the background
background
background the amazing MS paint graphics oh and of
the amazing MS paint graphics oh and of
the amazing MS paint graphics oh and of course the bloody death scenes because
course the bloody death scenes because
course the bloody death scenes because reasons bro truly this is what they mean
reasons bro truly this is what they mean
reasons bro truly this is what they mean when they say so bad it’s good
do you agree with our list you mad bro
do you agree with our list you mad bro which live action video game scenes do
which live action video game scenes do
which live action video game scenes do you think actors and actresses keep off
you think actors and actresses keep off
you think actors and actresses keep off their resume for more less confusing top
their resume for more less confusing top
their resume for more less confusing top 10s published every day be sure to
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subscribe to watchmojo.com is this what
subscribe to watchmojo.com is this what you want I’ve gotten a lot of people
you want I’ve gotten a lot of people
you want I’ve gotten a lot of people through this story but I’ve never seen
through this story but I’ve never seen
through this story but I’ve never seen such a disgusting series of plot choices
such a disgusting series of plot choices
such a disgusting series of plot choices in my life you’re dead that’s not good
in my life you’re dead that’s not good
in my life you’re dead that’s not good is it
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