Top 10 Dumbest Alien Weaknesses

they may hail from out of this world but

they may hail from out of this world but they still have to follow some sort of

they still have to follow some sort of

they still have to follow some sort of logic ok he’s a ball shin Ian

logic ok he’s a ball shin Ian

logic ok he’s a ball shin Ian [Music]

[Music]

[Music] welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10 dumbest alien weaknesses in movies and

dumbest alien weaknesses in movies and

dumbest alien weaknesses in movies and TV

for this list we’re scouring all of

for this list we’re scouring all of science fiction to locate the most

science fiction to locate the most

science fiction to locate the most ridiculous things that aliens have been

ridiculous things that aliens have been

ridiculous things that aliens have been vulnerable to in film and television

vulnerable to in film and television

vulnerable to in film and television this is for Hannah

you thought kryptonite was bad you ain’t

you thought kryptonite was bad you ain’t seen nothing yet

number 10 salt first wave little salt

number 10 salt first wave little salt Agassi does a trick every time this

Agassi does a trick every time this

Agassi does a trick every time this Canadian sci-fi series established the

Canadian sci-fi series established the

Canadian sci-fi series established the power of the gua from the beginning

power of the gua from the beginning

power of the gua from the beginning these aliens came to earth captured

these aliens came to earth captured

these aliens came to earth captured humans for their experiments and made

humans for their experiments and made

humans for their experiments and made plans to take over the world the

plans to take over the world the

plans to take over the world the experiment as you know was a test of

experiment as you know was a test of

experiment as you know was a test of human will in the face of cruel

human will in the face of cruel

human will in the face of cruel adversity therefore it’s surprising to

adversity therefore it’s surprising to

adversity therefore it’s surprising to learn that one of their weaknesses is

learn that one of their weaknesses is

learn that one of their weaknesses is the commonly found mineral we know as

the commonly found mineral we know as

the commonly found mineral we know as salt the Gua can become addicted to salt

salt the Gua can become addicted to salt

salt the Gua can become addicted to salt much like humans can become addicted to

much like humans can become addicted to

much like humans can become addicted to drugs

drugs

drugs watching the Gua be harmed by a simple

watching the Gua be harmed by a simple

watching the Gua be harmed by a simple mineral makes it hard to feel threatened

mineral makes it hard to feel threatened

mineral makes it hard to feel threatened by them better than in chunk at least

by them better than in chunk at least

by them better than in chunk at least now we know that if they ever invade

now we know that if they ever invade

now we know that if they ever invade earth in real life all we need to do is

earth in real life all we need to do is

earth in real life all we need to do is carry around a salt shaker huh

carry around a salt shaker huh

carry around a salt shaker huh what do you think pepper would do salt

what do you think pepper would do salt

what do you think pepper would do salt is for us what heroin is for them have

is for us what heroin is for them have

is for us what heroin is for them have you tried it number 9 high-pitched sound

you tried it number 9 high-pitched sound

you tried it number 9 high-pitched sound and a slingshot 2001 a space travesty

and a slingshot 2001 a space travesty

and a slingshot 2001 a space travesty this sci-fi spoof isn’t exactly a

this sci-fi spoof isn’t exactly a

this sci-fi spoof isn’t exactly a shining star on Leslie Nielsen’s resume

shining star on Leslie Nielsen’s resume

shining star on Leslie Nielsen’s resume but one specific alien death takes the

but one specific alien death takes the

but one specific alien death takes the camp eNOS to the next level the solution

camp eNOS to the next level the solution

camp eNOS to the next level the solution is

is

is [Music]

[Music]

[Music] it’s a story jam-packed with aliens

it’s a story jam-packed with aliens

it’s a story jam-packed with aliens terrorists clones and for some reason

terrorists clones and for some reason

terrorists clones and for some reason the Three Tenors

the Three Tenors

the Three Tenors in an on-stage kerfuffle between marshal

in an on-stage kerfuffle between marshal

in an on-stage kerfuffle between marshal dick dicks and some of the baddies dicks

dick dicks and some of the baddies dicks

dick dicks and some of the baddies dicks ends up hitting Pavarotti where the Sun

ends up hitting Pavarotti where the Sun

ends up hitting Pavarotti where the Sun don’t shine and the resulting high note

don’t shine and the resulting high note

don’t shine and the resulting high note is enough to hurt anyone’s ears however

is enough to hurt anyone’s ears however

is enough to hurt anyone’s ears however it does more than that to be a lien

it does more than that to be a lien

it does more than that to be a lien holding the giant weapon she’s

holding the giant weapon she’s

holding the giant weapon she’s transformed from her human form back to

transformed from her human form back to

transformed from her human form back to her extraterrestrial appearance and is

her extraterrestrial appearance and is

her extraterrestrial appearance and is sent floating around the theater that

sent floating around the theater that

sent floating around the theater that leaves the alien vulnerable to the

leaves the alien vulnerable to the

leaves the alien vulnerable to the slingshot attack that ultimately sends

slingshot attack that ultimately sends

slingshot attack that ultimately sends it packing number eight crotch shots the

it packing number eight crotch shots the

it packing number eight crotch shots the watch I know we tried to find a killer

watch I know we tried to find a killer

watch I know we tried to find a killer but that’s what we found a freaking

but that’s what we found a freaking

but that’s what we found a freaking alien this critically panned comedy

alien this critically panned comedy

alien this critically panned comedy finds a suburban neighborhood watch

finds a suburban neighborhood watch

finds a suburban neighborhood watch trying to stop an alien invasion

trying to stop an alien invasion

trying to stop an alien invasion obviously one two three never in their

obviously one two three never in their

obviously one two three never in their quest the crew ultimately discovers that

quest the crew ultimately discovers that

quest the crew ultimately discovers that the aliens brains are located in the

the aliens brains are located in the

the aliens brains are located in the most unlikely of places their crotches

most unlikely of places their crotches

most unlikely of places their crotches alright that’s the only way to kill us

alright that’s the only way to kill us

alright that’s the only way to kill us severe trauma to the dick that’s where

severe trauma to the dick that’s where

severe trauma to the dick that’s where our brains are naturally this gives them

our brains are naturally this gives them

our brains are naturally this gives them permission to hit below the belt

permission to hit below the belt

permission to hit below the belt watching the group tear aliens genitals

watching the group tear aliens genitals

watching the group tear aliens genitals off is cringe inducing to say the least

off is cringe inducing to say the least

off is cringe inducing to say the least and funny in a nine-year-old boy kind of

and funny in a nine-year-old boy kind of

and funny in a nine-year-old boy kind of way we guess but for that to be the

way we guess but for that to be the

way we guess but for that to be the vulnerability that ultimately fells an

vulnerability that ultimately fells an

vulnerability that ultimately fells an extraterrestrial race is silly we’ve

extraterrestrial race is silly we’ve

extraterrestrial race is silly we’ve heard of thinking with your

heard of thinking with your

heard of thinking with your you-know-what but this is just

you-know-what but this is just

you-know-what but this is just ridiculous Oh their weakness is their

ridiculous Oh their weakness is their

ridiculous Oh their weakness is their dick their Achilles heel is in their

dick their Achilles heel is in their

dick their Achilles heel is in their dicks number seven an ecstasy like drug

dicks number seven an ecstasy like drug

dicks number seven an ecstasy like drug the faculty nod love drugs in this world

the faculty nod love drugs in this world

the faculty nod love drugs in this world one of the less successful teen horror

one of the less successful teen horror

one of the less successful teen horror flicks of the 90s despite its

flicks of the 90s despite its

flicks of the 90s despite its star-studded cast the faculty throws

star-studded cast the faculty throws

star-studded cast the faculty throws some sci-fi into the mix in an attempt

some sci-fi into the mix in an attempt

some sci-fi into the mix in an attempt to truly terrifying on putting that

to truly terrifying on putting that

to truly terrifying on putting that ah got my nose so 80s aliens are taking

ah got my nose so 80s aliens are taking

ah got my nose so 80s aliens are taking over the earth weird aliens are in

over the earth weird aliens are in

over the earth weird aliens are in control of an Ohio high school and it’s

control of an Ohio high school and it’s

control of an Ohio high school and it’s up to a diverse group of students to

up to a diverse group of students to

up to a diverse group of students to stop them isn’t a human body composed

stop them isn’t a human body composed

stop them isn’t a human body composed mainly of water they’re using us drying

mainly of water they’re using us drying

mainly of water they’re using us drying us out leave it to the stoner kid to

us out leave it to the stoner kid to

us out leave it to the stoner kid to figure out that the aliens need water to

figure out that the aliens need water to

figure out that the aliens need water to survive and that if they inject them

survive and that if they inject them

survive and that if they inject them with his homemade ecstasy like drug

with his homemade ecstasy like drug

with his homemade ecstasy like drug they’ll dry up and die

they’ll dry up and die

they’ll dry up and die drugs diuretic dries it out kills it the

drugs diuretic dries it out kills it the

drugs diuretic dries it out kills it the best part the teens decide that to

best part the teens decide that to

best part the teens decide that to decipher which of them is an alien they

decipher which of them is an alien they

decipher which of them is an alien they have to take the drug themselves hey

have to take the drug themselves hey

have to take the drug themselves hey movie studios whatever happened to the

movie studios whatever happened to the

movie studios whatever happened to the don’t do drugs message open the door

don’t do drugs message open the door

don’t do drugs message open the door number six hits to the Z logo Mighty

number six hits to the Z logo Mighty

number six hits to the Z logo Mighty Morphin Power Rangers in season two of

Morphin Power Rangers in season two of

Morphin Power Rangers in season two of Power Rangers the putty patrollers are

Power Rangers the putty patrollers are

Power Rangers the putty patrollers are seen as strong threatening and nearly

seen as strong threatening and nearly

seen as strong threatening and nearly invincible you’d think that these aliens

invincible you’d think that these aliens

invincible you’d think that these aliens would have a weakness that’s really

would have a weakness that’s really

would have a weakness that’s really difficult to get at right think again

difficult to get at right think again

difficult to get at right think again the Rangers find that all it takes is a

the Rangers find that all it takes is a

the Rangers find that all it takes is a hit to the Z emblem on their chest armor

hit to the Z emblem on their chest armor

hit to the Z emblem on their chest armor for these clay warriors to explode into

for these clay warriors to explode into

for these clay warriors to explode into pieces great as a result the putty

pieces great as a result the putty

pieces great as a result the putty patrollers are actually very easy to

patrollers are actually very easy to

patrollers are actually very easy to defeat that’s kind of a major design

defeat that’s kind of a major design

defeat that’s kind of a major design flaw don’t you think especially

flaw don’t you think especially

flaw don’t you think especially considering these are supposed to be

considering these are supposed to be

considering these are supposed to be Lords Ed’s upgraded version of Rita

Lords Ed’s upgraded version of Rita

Lords Ed’s upgraded version of Rita repulses foot soldiers a weakness this

repulses foot soldiers a weakness this

repulses foot soldiers a weakness this well week certainly doesn’t make for the

well week certainly doesn’t make for the

well week certainly doesn’t make for the most entertaining television oh man

most entertaining television oh man

most entertaining television oh man Tommy Fatah number 5 head and shoulders

Tommy Fatah number 5 head and shoulders

Tommy Fatah number 5 head and shoulders evolution head and shoulders the

evolution head and shoulders the

evolution head and shoulders the dandruff shampoo yeah that’s the stuff

dandruff shampoo yeah that’s the stuff

dandruff shampoo yeah that’s the stuff think of a few things you could use to

think of a few things you could use to

think of a few things you could use to kill an alien did shampoo even come

kill an alien did shampoo even come

kill an alien did shampoo even come close to popping into your head no well

close to popping into your head no well

close to popping into your head no well maybe you should think outside the box

maybe you should think outside the box

maybe you should think outside the box [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] the humans in this sci-fi comedy

the humans in this sci-fi comedy

the humans in this sci-fi comedy certainly do when they realize that Head

certainly do when they realize that Head

certainly do when they realize that Head & Shoulders uses selenium disulfide as

& Shoulders uses selenium disulfide as

& Shoulders uses selenium disulfide as an ingredient and that could be

an ingredient and that could be

an ingredient and that could be poisonous to the nitrogen-based aliens

poisonous to the nitrogen-based aliens

poisonous to the nitrogen-based aliens the active ingredient is selenium

the active ingredient is selenium

the active ingredient is selenium sulfide how do you know that you don’t

sulfide how do you know that you don’t

sulfide how do you know that you don’t know anything there’s a fancy movie

know anything there’s a fancy movie

know anything there’s a fancy movie justification involving the periodic

justification involving the periodic

justification involving the periodic table and the poisonous relationship

table and the poisonous relationship

table and the poisonous relationship between arsenic and carbon-based

between arsenic and carbon-based

between arsenic and carbon-based life-forms on earth blah blah blah

life-forms on earth blah blah blah

life-forms on earth blah blah blah selenium selenium could be as lethal to

selenium selenium could be as lethal to

selenium selenium could be as lethal to them as arsenic is to us but we think

them as arsenic is to us but we think

them as arsenic is to us but we think the simplest explanation for this

the simplest explanation for this

the simplest explanation for this weakness is two words product placement

weakness is two words product placement

weakness is two words product placement I am happy to report but absolutely all

I am happy to report but absolutely all

I am happy to report but absolutely all remaining traces of the alien menace

remaining traces of the alien menace

remaining traces of the alien menace have now been eradicated using the

have now been eradicated using the

have now been eradicated using the selenium sample formula developed right

selenium sample formula developed right

selenium sample formula developed right here

here

here number four computer virus Independence

number four computer virus Independence

number four computer virus Independence Day

Day

Day virus

virus

virus there I do

there I do

there I do through Independence Day aliens plan a

through Independence Day aliens plan a

through Independence Day aliens plan a massive attack on earth by strategically

massive attack on earth by strategically

massive attack on earth by strategically placing flying saucers in major cities

placing flying saucers in major cities

placing flying saucers in major cities and even enacting a force field around

and even enacting a force field around

and even enacting a force field around their entire mothership so what could

their entire mothership so what could

their entire mothership so what could possibly bring down such an obviously

possibly bring down such an obviously

possibly bring down such an obviously technologically advanced race a frigging

technologically advanced race a frigging

technologically advanced race a frigging computer virus if we plant a virus into

computer virus if we plant a virus into

computer virus if we plant a virus into that mothership it’s gonna then filter

that mothership it’s gonna then filter

that mothership it’s gonna then filter down into all corresponding ships below

down into all corresponding ships below

down into all corresponding ships below with a plan to use a Mac laptop to

with a plan to use a Mac laptop to

with a plan to use a Mac laptop to infect the mothership computer expert

infect the mothership computer expert

infect the mothership computer expert David Levinson and volunteer pilot

David Levinson and volunteer pilot

David Levinson and volunteer pilot captain Hiller head to their target

captain Hiller head to their target

captain Hiller head to their target during which time the aliens force field

during which time the aliens force field

during which time the aliens force field is destroyed and the humans attacked the

is destroyed and the humans attacked the

is destroyed and the humans attacked the ship with missiles easy as pie do sir

ship with missiles easy as pie do sir

ship with missiles easy as pie do sir he’s uploading the virus of course now

he’s uploading the virus of course now

he’s uploading the virus of course now that they fended off the aliens Apple

that they fended off the aliens Apple

that they fended off the aliens Apple rules the world maybe for the sequel the

rules the world maybe for the sequel the

rules the world maybe for the sequel the aliens will finally get Norton AntiVirus

aliens will finally get Norton AntiVirus

aliens will finally get Norton AntiVirus if people don’t wear jackets they could

if people don’t wear jackets they could

if people don’t wear jackets they could get cold a cold is caused by a virus of

get cold a cold is caused by a virus of

get cold a cold is caused by a virus of fire if a computer virus we could make a

fire if a computer virus we could make a

fire if a computer virus we could make a computer virus and send it to their ship

computer virus and send it to their ship

computer virus and send it to their ship to disable their computers that doesn’t

to disable their computers that doesn’t

to disable their computers that doesn’t make any goddamn sense number three

make any goddamn sense number three

make any goddamn sense number three sunlight battleship we took Penelope to

sunlight battleship we took Penelope to

sunlight battleship we took Penelope to the beach one time which was a terrible

the beach one time which was a terrible

the beach one time which was a terrible idea went absolutely crazy because she

idea went absolutely crazy because she

idea went absolutely crazy because she can’t handle the sunlight you see and I

can’t handle the sunlight you see and I

can’t handle the sunlight you see and I don’t think that they can handle the

don’t think that they can handle the

don’t think that they can handle the sunlight either after aliens come to

sunlight either after aliens come to

sunlight either after aliens come to earth and capture three warships in a

earth and capture three warships in a

earth and capture three warships in a force field the people on the USS John

force field the people on the USS John

force field the people on the USS John Paul Jones must find a way to defeat

Paul Jones must find a way to defeat

Paul Jones must find a way to defeat them men aliens in their force fields

them men aliens in their force fields

them men aliens in their force fields that’s the John Paul Jones right yes sir

that’s the John Paul Jones right yes sir

that’s the John Paul Jones right yes sir eventually the humans discover that the

eventually the humans discover that the

eventually the humans discover that the aliens simple but crucial weakness is

aliens simple but crucial weakness is

aliens simple but crucial weakness is something as readily available as

something as readily available as

something as readily available as sunlight as you can imagine this makes

sunlight as you can imagine this makes

sunlight as you can imagine this makes them extremely vulnerable to attacks

them extremely vulnerable to attacks

them extremely vulnerable to attacks while they’re on earth for example in

while they’re on earth for example in

while they’re on earth for example in one scene the crew shoots out the alien

one scene the crew shoots out the alien

one scene the crew shoots out the alien ships windows which blinds the aliens

ships windows which blinds the aliens

ships windows which blinds the aliens and disorient them talk about an easy

and disorient them talk about an easy

and disorient them talk about an easy shot hey the movies based on a board

shot hey the movies based on a board

shot hey the movies based on a board game did you really expect something

game did you really expect something

game did you really expect something highly complex vitamin

number two flammable atmosphere

number two flammable atmosphere Battlefield Earth destroying a bombs now

Battlefield Earth destroying a bombs now

Battlefield Earth destroying a bombs now we’re never bombs can cause serious

we’re never bombs can cause serious

we’re never bombs can cause serious damage to a large area yes

damage to a large area yes

damage to a large area yes now we’re not bomb technicians or

now we’re not bomb technicians or

now we’re not bomb technicians or engineers or scientists or anything but

engineers or scientists or anything but

engineers or scientists or anything but we figure saying that a nuclear bomb can

we figure saying that a nuclear bomb can

we figure saying that a nuclear bomb can destroy an entire planet is pretty

destroy an entire planet is pretty

destroy an entire planet is pretty preposterous leave it to this classic

preposterous leave it to this classic

preposterous leave it to this classic bad movie for a single nuclear explosion

bad movie for a single nuclear explosion

bad movie for a single nuclear explosion caused by an atomic bomb in this

caused by an atomic bomb in this

caused by an atomic bomb in this particular example to make the planet go

particular example to make the planet go

particular example to make the planet go bye-bye

bye-bye

bye-bye the explanation is some highly

the explanation is some highly

the explanation is some highly scientific albeit outdated one about the

scientific albeit outdated one about the

scientific albeit outdated one about the atmosphere of the Psychlo planet

atmosphere of the Psychlo planet

atmosphere of the Psychlo planet reacting with the radiation and thus

reacting with the radiation and thus

reacting with the radiation and thus exploding to smithereens

exploding to smithereens

exploding to smithereens radiation be actually the planet’s

radiation be actually the planet’s

radiation be actually the planet’s atmosphere it’s enough there to destroy

atmosphere it’s enough there to destroy

atmosphere it’s enough there to destroy forever

forever

forever logical not according to today’s science

logical not according to today’s science

logical not according to today’s science you’d expect more from a story written

you’d expect more from a story written

you’d expect more from a story written by a Scientologist

by a Scientologist

by a Scientologist letmego has our planet detonates a

letmego has our planet detonates a

letmego has our planet detonates a weapon before we reveal our top pick

weapon before we reveal our top pick

weapon before we reveal our top pick here are some honorable or in this case

here are some honorable or in this case

here are some honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions blackery children

dishonorable mentions blackery children

dishonorable mentions blackery children I cannot take the left room children

I cannot take the left room children

I cannot take the left room children I surrender you win the dead

I surrender you win the dead

I surrender you win the dead [Music]

from the moment the invaders arrived

from the moment the invaders arrived breathe our air ate and drank they were

breathe our air ate and drank they were

breathe our air ate and drank they were doomed

doomed

doomed they were undone destroyed after all of

they were undone destroyed after all of

they were undone destroyed after all of man’s weapons and devices had failed by

man’s weapons and devices had failed by

man’s weapons and devices had failed by the tiniest creatures that God and His

the tiniest creatures that God and His

the tiniest creatures that God and His wisdom put upon this earth number one

wisdom put upon this earth number one

wisdom put upon this earth number one water signs I heard a theory that they

water signs I heard a theory that they

water signs I heard a theory that they don’t like places near water before M

don’t like places near water before M

don’t like places near water before M night Shyamalan s career went down the

night Shyamalan s career went down the

night Shyamalan s career went down the toilet he made a few thrilling films

toilet he made a few thrilling films

toilet he made a few thrilling films that were well received by audiences

that were well received by audiences

that were well received by audiences signs for the most part was a

signs for the most part was a

signs for the most part was a suspenseful movie about discovering an

suspenseful movie about discovering an

suspenseful movie about discovering an alien invasion however at the end of the

alien invasion however at the end of the

alien invasion however at the end of the movie the aliens were infamously

movie the aliens were infamously

movie the aliens were infamously defeated by water of all things

defeated by water of all things

defeated by water of all things [Music]

did the aliens not notice when they were

did the aliens not notice when they were plotting a course for our planet that

plotting a course for our planet that

plotting a course for our planet that most of the earth is covered in the

most of the earth is covered in the

most of the earth is covered in the stuff that’s almost as absurd as having

stuff that’s almost as absurd as having

stuff that’s almost as absurd as having trouble with pantry doors I don’t have

trouble with pantry doors I don’t have

trouble with pantry doors I don’t have portal to anything because they seem to

portal to anything because they seem to

portal to anything because they seem to have trouble with pantry doors this

have trouble with pantry doors this

have trouble with pantry doors this seemingly gaping plot hole

seemingly gaping plot hole

seemingly gaping plot hole notwithstanding audiences and critics

notwithstanding audiences and critics

notwithstanding audiences and critics seem to like the story I don’t think I

seem to like the story I don’t think I

seem to like the story I don’t think I like water do you agree with our list

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