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and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 ways arnold
for the top 10 ways arnold
for the top 10 ways arnold schwarzenegger can kill you for this
schwarzenegger can kill you for this
schwarzenegger can kill you for this list we’ve gathered the best ways Arnie
list we’ve gathered the best ways Arnie
list we’ve gathered the best ways Arnie is slain mauled decapitated and just
is slain mauled decapitated and just
is slain mauled decapitated and just downright destroyed people throughout
downright destroyed people throughout
downright destroyed people throughout his film career
we will be talking about pivotal deaths
we will be talking about pivotal deaths in the films in question so this is your
in the films in question so this is your
in the films in question so this is your toiler alert Odin what is best in life
toiler alert Odin what is best in life
toiler alert Odin what is best in life to crush your enemies see them driven
to crush your enemies see them driven
to crush your enemies see them driven before you and they had a lamentation of
before you and they had a lamentation of
before you and they had a lamentation of the women number 10 he can finalize a
the women number 10 he can finalize a
the women number 10 he can finalize a divorce I love you right that’s why I
divorce I love you right that’s why I
divorce I love you right that’s why I tried to kill me how would a guy like
tried to kill me how would a guy like
tried to kill me how would a guy like Schwarzenegger react if his wife told
Schwarzenegger react if his wife told
Schwarzenegger react if his wife told him that their relationship was nothing
him that their relationship was nothing
him that their relationship was nothing but a false memory and planted in his
but a false memory and planted in his
but a false memory and planted in his mind well he’d probably let her live for
mind well he’d probably let her live for
mind well he’d probably let her live for a while but if she attempted to pull her
a while but if she attempted to pull her
a while but if she attempted to pull her gun on him he definitely beat her to the
gun on him he definitely beat her to the
gun on him he definitely beat her to the punch and send a bullet straight into
punch and send a bullet straight into
punch and send a bullet straight into her skull sweetheart
her skull sweetheart
her skull sweetheart be reasonable all’s fair in love and war
be reasonable all’s fair in love and war
be reasonable all’s fair in love and war we’re married with deadly accuracy and a
we’re married with deadly accuracy and a
we’re married with deadly accuracy and a trademark one-liner Arnie would let his
trademark one-liner Arnie would let his
trademark one-liner Arnie would let his lethal side shine through is it that a
lethal side shine through is it that a
lethal side shine through is it that a divorce getting lawyers involved would
divorce getting lawyers involved would
divorce getting lawyers involved would be way messier than this what a bitch
be way messier than this what a bitch
be way messier than this what a bitch number nine he can decapitate you this
number nine he can decapitate you this
number nine he can decapitate you this flame would burn away the darkness burn
flame would burn away the darkness burn
flame would burn away the darkness burn you the way to paradise mess with his
you the way to paradise mess with his
you the way to paradise mess with his family pay the ultimate price that’s a
family pay the ultimate price that’s a
family pay the ultimate price that’s a lesson we’ll learn more than once on
lesson we’ll learn more than once on
lesson we’ll learn more than once on this list you have come to me my son who
this list you have come to me my son who
this list you have come to me my son who now is your father it is not me here’s a
now is your father it is not me here’s a
now is your father it is not me here’s a question what do you think this Hulk of
question what do you think this Hulk of
question what do you think this Hulk of a man would do if his parents were
a man would do if his parents were
a man would do if his parents were massacred that’s right he tracked the
massacred that’s right he tracked the
massacred that’s right he tracked the man responsible and exact his revenge
man responsible and exact his revenge
man responsible and exact his revenge what you will be without me a guy like
what you will be without me a guy like
what you will be without me a guy like Arnie could never be persuaded by a
Arnie could never be persuaded by a
Arnie could never be persuaded by a simple hypnotic voice although his
simple hypnotic voice although his
simple hypnotic voice although his victim does attempt to sweet-talk him
victim does attempt to sweet-talk him
victim does attempt to sweet-talk him nope instead he takes sword in hand and
nope instead he takes sword in hand and
nope instead he takes sword in hand and slices the baddies neck until his head
slices the baddies neck until his head
slices the baddies neck until his head and body are no longer connected
Schwarzenegger would then hold his
Schwarzenegger would then hold his enemy’s head aloft fully enjoying the
enemy’s head aloft fully enjoying the
enemy’s head aloft fully enjoying the retribution he sought for so long number
retribution he sought for so long number
retribution he sought for so long number eight he can turn a chainsaw on you
let’s say Arne gets himself into a
let’s say Arne gets himself into a sticky situation where he’s a prisoner
sticky situation where he’s a prisoner
sticky situation where he’s a prisoner stuck in a game of life or death we
stuck in a game of life or death we
stuck in a game of life or death we would never bet against this strongman
you could place him in an arena where
you could place him in an arena where warriors with unique weaponry are
warriors with unique weaponry are
warriors with unique weaponry are unleashed to kill him allowing him to
unleashed to kill him allowing him to
unleashed to kill him allowing him to fend for himself and he’d probably do
fend for himself and he’d probably do
fend for himself and he’d probably do pretty well a guy like Schwarzenegger
pretty well a guy like Schwarzenegger
pretty well a guy like Schwarzenegger would use his surroundings as weapons
would use his surroundings as weapons
would use his surroundings as weapons dispatching guys with things like barbed
dispatching guys with things like barbed
dispatching guys with things like barbed wire or flares how other life
but the best would be if he could turn
but the best would be if he could turn about his own weapon on him especially
about his own weapon on him especially
about his own weapon on him especially if it’s a chainsaw
if it’s a chainsaw
if it’s a chainsaw that’s alright and for a little extra
that’s alright and for a little extra
that’s alright and for a little extra flair may as well shove it where the Sun
flair may as well shove it where the Sun
flair may as well shove it where the Sun don’t shine
on an unrelated note who knew a guy so
on an unrelated note who knew a guy so big could hit a note so high
Arnold always gets his man woman or in
Arnold always gets his man woman or in this case terminator composed of mimetic
this case terminator composed of mimetic
this case terminator composed of mimetic polyalloy but even he can have a close
polyalloy but even he can have a close
polyalloy but even he can have a close call every now and then think of a
call every now and then think of a
call every now and then think of a scenario where Schwarzenegger is
scenario where Schwarzenegger is
scenario where Schwarzenegger is fighting against a cybernetic organism
fighting against a cybernetic organism
fighting against a cybernetic organism yes and has basically been bested in
yes and has basically been bested in
yes and has basically been bested in every way
what would Arnie do
what would Arnie do he’d probably bide his time and fire an
he’d probably bide his time and fire an
he’d probably bide his time and fire an explosive round directly into his more
explosive round directly into his more
explosive round directly into his more advanced counterparts core if he’s
advanced counterparts core if he’s
advanced counterparts core if he’s really lucky the resulting explosion
really lucky the resulting explosion
really lucky the resulting explosion would turn his rival into a grotesque
would turn his rival into a grotesque
would turn his rival into a grotesque shadow of his former self with the added
shadow of his former self with the added
shadow of his former self with the added bonus of sending the Machine tumbling
bonus of sending the Machine tumbling
bonus of sending the Machine tumbling into a container full of molten steel is
into a container full of molten steel is
into a container full of molten steel is it dead
it dead
it dead terminated number six he can get you
terminated number six he can get you
terminated number six he can get you good and steamed kidnapping the daughter
good and steamed kidnapping the daughter
good and steamed kidnapping the daughter of a guy as tough as mr. Schwarzenegger
of a guy as tough as mr. Schwarzenegger
of a guy as tough as mr. Schwarzenegger is probably not a good idea as we’ll see
is probably not a good idea as we’ll see
is probably not a good idea as we’ll see in many cases but it would undoubtedly
in many cases but it would undoubtedly
in many cases but it would undoubtedly be entertaining to watch you might get
be entertaining to watch you might get
be entertaining to watch you might get to see him effortlessly break someone’s
to see him effortlessly break someone’s
to see him effortlessly break someone’s neck for example or even better you
neck for example or even better you
neck for example or even better you might see him get into a heated exchange
might see him get into a heated exchange
might see him get into a heated exchange with a truly formidable foe it may even
with a truly formidable foe it may even
with a truly formidable foe it may even seem like Schwarzenegger is in danger
seem like Schwarzenegger is in danger
seem like Schwarzenegger is in danger but it should never be in doubt that our
but it should never be in doubt that our
but it should never be in doubt that our knee will come out on top because the
knee will come out on top because the
knee will come out on top because the throw of a pipe and a well-timed quip
throw of a pipe and a well-timed quip
throw of a pipe and a well-timed quip would make quick work of any bad guy
would make quick work of any bad guy
would make quick work of any bad guy little some steam Bennett number five he
little some steam Bennett number five he
little some steam Bennett number five he can fire you
terrorists are a loathsome group but
terrorists are a loathsome group but don’t worry Arnold would show them no
don’t worry Arnold would show them no
don’t worry Arnold would show them no mercy
yeah here’s a hypothetical his daughter
yeah here’s a hypothetical his daughter is kidnapped by terrorists yes again and
is kidnapped by terrorists yes again and
is kidnapped by terrorists yes again and those terrorists threatened to blow up
those terrorists threatened to blow up
those terrorists threatened to blow up let’s say downtown Miami Schwarzenegger
let’s say downtown Miami Schwarzenegger
let’s say downtown Miami Schwarzenegger is just the kind of guy who’d rise to
is just the kind of guy who’d rise to
is just the kind of guy who’d rise to the occasion and save the day how well
the occasion and save the day how well
the occasion and save the day how well he might fly a jet into the heart of the
he might fly a jet into the heart of the
he might fly a jet into the heart of the city we predict the bad guy would
city we predict the bad guy would
city we predict the bad guy would somehow get himself onto that plane but
somehow get himself onto that plane but
somehow get himself onto that plane but that’s fine cuz Arnie would cause him to
that’s fine cuz Arnie would cause him to
that’s fine cuz Arnie would cause him to lose his balance and snag his gear on a
lose his balance and snag his gear on a
lose his balance and snag his gear on a missile
with the push of a button and a sweet
with the push of a button and a sweet one-liner you’re fired
one-liner you’re fired
one-liner you’re fired Arnie would send the projectile flying
Arnie would send the projectile flying
Arnie would send the projectile flying killing his adversary and a helicopter
killing his adversary and a helicopter
killing his adversary and a helicopter full of bad guys in the process number
full of bad guys in the process number
full of bad guys in the process number four he can come back I’ll be back even
four he can come back I’ll be back even
four he can come back I’ll be back even good guys go bad sometimes
picture this arnold schwarzenegger
picture this arnold schwarzenegger decides that instead of the suit-and-tie
decides that instead of the suit-and-tie
decides that instead of the suit-and-tie of a politician
of a politician
of a politician he’d rather wear the leather and shades
he’d rather wear the leather and shades
he’d rather wear the leather and shades of a badass and mosey around california
of a badass and mosey around california
of a badass and mosey around california killing innocents he might shoot a gun
killing innocents he might shoot a gun
killing innocents he might shoot a gun store clerk at point-blank range for
store clerk at point-blank range for
store clerk at point-blank range for pretty much no reason you can’t do that
pretty much no reason you can’t do that
pretty much no reason you can’t do that or he could gun down some poor woman
or he could gun down some poor woman
or he could gun down some poor woman just because of her name
he might even turn into a one-man
he might even turn into a one-man killing machine tracking and stalking
killing machine tracking and stalking
killing machine tracking and stalking victims within an inch of their lives in
victims within an inch of their lives in
victims within an inch of their lives in this scenario what do you think he’d do
this scenario what do you think he’d do
this scenario what do you think he’d do if his intended target sought refuge at
if his intended target sought refuge at
if his intended target sought refuge at a police station well we’ll put it to
a police station well we’ll put it to
a police station well we’ll put it to you this way don’t let him anywhere near
you this way don’t let him anywhere near
you this way don’t let him anywhere near a car
number three he can hold you tight and
number three he can hold you tight and never let go
never let go
never let go haha you think this is the real quake it
haha you think this is the real quake it
haha you think this is the real quake it is will say this about mr.
is will say this about mr.
is will say this about mr. Schwarzenegger he handles his kills with
Schwarzenegger he handles his kills with
Schwarzenegger he handles his kills with flare in the event that he finds himself
flare in the event that he finds himself
flare in the event that he finds himself with a relentless bad guy on his case
with a relentless bad guy on his case
with a relentless bad guy on his case we suspect our knee which showed just
we suspect our knee which showed just
we suspect our knee which showed just how creative he can be especially if
how creative he can be especially if
how creative he can be especially if their encounter culminated in we don’t
their encounter culminated in we don’t
their encounter culminated in we don’t know a precarious elevator fight where
know a precarious elevator fight where
know a precarious elevator fight where they must take care not to fall off the
they must take care not to fall off the
they must take care not to fall off the open sides you just know our knee would
open sides you just know our knee would
open sides you just know our knee would ultimately gain the upper hand and toss
ultimately gain the upper hand and toss
ultimately gain the upper hand and toss his enemy off the edge but let’s say the
his enemy off the edge but let’s say the
his enemy off the edge but let’s say the villain hangs on yeah you’re coming with
villain hangs on yeah you’re coming with
villain hangs on yeah you’re coming with me we figure mr. Schwarzenegger would do
me we figure mr. Schwarzenegger would do
me we figure mr. Schwarzenegger would do some quick math and realize they’re too
some quick math and realize they’re too
some quick math and realize they’re too high up for either to survive the fall
in that case Arnold could simply let him
in that case Arnold could simply let him hold on allowing the ceiling to do the
hold on allowing the ceiling to do the
hold on allowing the ceiling to do the dirty work for him see at the party
dirty work for him see at the party
dirty work for him see at the party reached uh number two he can punch you
reached uh number two he can punch you
reached uh number two he can punch you in the guts
in the guts
in the guts literally hey my turn this Austrian is
literally hey my turn this Austrian is
literally hey my turn this Austrian is one killer actor and we mean that in
one killer actor and we mean that in
one killer actor and we mean that in more ways than one
more ways than one
more ways than one nice night for a walk eh sometimes a guy
nice night for a walk eh sometimes a guy
nice night for a walk eh sometimes a guy finds himself roaming around the streets
finds himself roaming around the streets
finds himself roaming around the streets of LA naked hey it happens so when
of LA naked hey it happens so when
of LA naked hey it happens so when Schwarzenegger comes across a group of
Schwarzenegger comes across a group of
Schwarzenegger comes across a group of street punks he doesn’t need to end
street punks he doesn’t need to end
street punks he doesn’t need to end their lives
their lives
their lives he just needs something to wear your
he just needs something to wear your
he just needs something to wear your clothes give them to me now but when
clothes give them to me now but when
clothes give them to me now but when they understandably refuse his request
they understandably refuse his request
they understandably refuse his request one of their fates is sealed
even nude Arnie has the advantage as he
even nude Arnie has the advantage as he literally rams his fist into the man’s
literally rams his fist into the man’s
literally rams his fist into the man’s chest and rips out his heart before his
chest and rips out his heart before his
chest and rips out his heart before his friends are even able to offer up their
friends are even able to offer up their
friends are even able to offer up their duds nice night for a walk before we
duds nice night for a walk before we
duds nice night for a walk before we reveal our number one pick here are some
reveal our number one pick here are some
reveal our number one pick here are some honorable mentions no sequel for you
yeah stick around
yeah stick around number one he can lie to you remember
number one he can lie to you remember
number one he can lie to you remember Sally when I promised to kill you last
Sally when I promised to kill you last
Sally when I promised to kill you last we imagine mr. Schwarzenegger would not
we imagine mr. Schwarzenegger would not
we imagine mr. Schwarzenegger would not take too kindly to being placed between
take too kindly to being placed between
take too kindly to being placed between a rock and a hard place especially if it
a rock and a hard place especially if it
a rock and a hard place especially if it involved something like him being forced
involved something like him being forced
involved something like him being forced to carry out a political assassination
to carry out a political assassination
to carry out a political assassination or see his daughter killed I have to
or see his daughter killed I have to
or see his daughter killed I have to remind you Sully this is my weak uh-huh
remind you Sully this is my weak uh-huh
remind you Sully this is my weak uh-huh chili matrix you need me to find your
chili matrix you need me to find your
chili matrix you need me to find your daughter only an idiot would taunt a
daughter only an idiot would taunt a
daughter only an idiot would taunt a professional bodybuilder but if someone
professional bodybuilder but if someone
professional bodybuilder but if someone did we could see Arnie playing the long
did we could see Arnie playing the long
did we could see Arnie playing the long game responding at first with a simple
game responding at first with a simple
game responding at first with a simple statement instead of brute force your
statement instead of brute force your
statement instead of brute force your funny guy Sully I like you that’s what
funny guy Sully I like you that’s what
funny guy Sully I like you that’s what I’m going to kill you last however like
I’m going to kill you last however like
I’m going to kill you last however like we said Arnie always gets his man so
we said Arnie always gets his man so
we said Arnie always gets his man so would it be even more satisfying for him
would it be even more satisfying for him
would it be even more satisfying for him when he ultimately reminds his enemy of
when he ultimately reminds his enemy of
when he ultimately reminds his enemy of his previous promise and promptly tears
his previous promise and promptly tears
his previous promise and promptly tears away his last modicum of hope by sending
away his last modicum of hope by sending
away his last modicum of hope by sending him to his doom I lied see that lying
him to his doom I lied see that lying
him to his doom I lied see that lying ability must be why the governador made
ability must be why the governador made
ability must be why the governador made such a successful politician hasta luego
such a successful politician hasta luego
such a successful politician hasta luego fella do you agree with our list shut up
fella do you agree with our list shut up
fella do you agree with our list shut up what’s your favorite Arnold
what’s your favorite Arnold
what’s your favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger kill
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