video games haven’t always been known for their riveting dialogue but these
for their riveting dialogue but these
for their riveting dialogue but these are just inexcusable you can’t say stuff
are just inexcusable you can’t say stuff
are just inexcusable you can’t say stuff like that you could ruin your reputation
like that you could ruin your reputation
like that you could ruin your reputation welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 worst lines of dialogue in video games
worst lines of dialogue in video games
worst lines of dialogue in video games we should destroy this thing for this
we should destroy this thing for this
we should destroy this thing for this list we’re looking at those atrocious
list we’re looking at those atrocious
list we’re looking at those atrocious lines of dialogue that simply made no
lines of dialogue that simply made no
lines of dialogue that simply made no sense or had us laughing due to their
sense or had us laughing due to their
sense or had us laughing due to their unintended hilarity this is not to be
unintended hilarity this is not to be
unintended hilarity this is not to be confused with worst voice acting in
confused with worst voice acting in
confused with worst voice acting in video games which is another
video games which is another
video games which is another cringe-worthy list for another day this
cringe-worthy list for another day this
cringe-worthy list for another day this place is so evil what is it are you
place is so evil what is it are you
place is so evil what is it are you kidding me number 10 you know what they
kidding me number 10 you know what they
kidding me number 10 you know what they say Hotel Mario I hope you made lotsa
say Hotel Mario I hope you made lotsa
say Hotel Mario I hope you made lotsa spaghetti hotel Mario was one of the
spaghetti hotel Mario was one of the
spaghetti hotel Mario was one of the most widely criticized entries in the
most widely criticized entries in the
most widely criticized entries in the Mario canon and it’s not hard to see why
Mario canon and it’s not hard to see why
Mario canon and it’s not hard to see why in 1994 voice acting and writing and
in 1994 voice acting and writing and
in 1994 voice acting and writing and games was still a fairly new concept so
games was still a fairly new concept so
games was still a fairly new concept so as a result we were treated to laughably
as a result we were treated to laughably
as a result we were treated to laughably bad lines like this that made everyone
bad lines like this that made everyone
bad lines like this that made everyone question whether mario should even talk
question whether mario should even talk
question whether mario should even talk at all you know what they say all
at all you know what they say all
at all you know what they say all coasters toast toast is that really what
coasters toast toast is that really what
coasters toast toast is that really what they say Mario because we’ve never heard
they say Mario because we’ve never heard
they say Mario because we’ve never heard that expression before and we don’t
that expression before and we don’t
that expression before and we don’t really know what you mean remind me to
really know what you mean remind me to
really know what you mean remind me to check number nine just your average
check number nine just your average
check number nine just your average military talk Jurassic the hunted what
military talk Jurassic the hunted what
military talk Jurassic the hunted what the foxtrots happening here this is one
the foxtrots happening here this is one
the foxtrots happening here this is one hot mess of a game with atrocious voice
hot mess of a game with atrocious voice
hot mess of a game with atrocious voice acting dialogue and a story about time
acting dialogue and a story about time
acting dialogue and a story about time vortexes and dinosaurs and a bunch of
vortexes and dinosaurs and a bunch of
vortexes and dinosaurs and a bunch of other confusing stuff and I’m looking
other confusing stuff and I’m looking
other confusing stuff and I’m looking for a freakin Goshen wonderful it’s
for a freakin Goshen wonderful it’s
for a freakin Goshen wonderful it’s always awkward when a grown man says
always awkward when a grown man says
always awkward when a grown man says something innocent in the place of a
something innocent in the place of a
something innocent in the place of a curse word but it sounds even worse
curse word but it sounds even worse
curse word but it sounds even worse coming from a tough marine in the middle
coming from a tough marine in the middle
coming from a tough marine in the middle of a mysterious scenario where his life
of a mysterious scenario where his life
of a mysterious scenario where his life is in the balance sorry about that
is in the balance sorry about that
is in the balance sorry about that fucking ride huh we guess they had to
fucking ride huh we guess they had to
fucking ride huh we guess they had to push for that t14 rating but come on
push for that t14 rating but come on
push for that t14 rating but come on Foxtrot really don’t worry it’s really
Foxtrot really don’t worry it’s really
Foxtrot really don’t worry it’s really it just jump it’s three number eight
it just jump it’s three number eight
it just jump it’s three number eight dante’s poetry Devil May Cry well well
dante’s poetry Devil May Cry well well
dante’s poetry Devil May Cry well well what do we have here
what do we have here
what do we have here nan shit calls send the back the early
nan shit calls send the back the early
nan shit calls send the back the early 2000s was around the time when voice
2000s was around the time when voice
2000s was around the time when voice acting started to become the norm and as
acting started to become the norm and as
acting started to become the norm and as a result we started expecting a little
a result we started expecting a little
a result we started expecting a little more out of the actors flock off
more out of the actors flock off
more out of the actors flock off featherface or you can stick around and
featherface or you can stick around and
featherface or you can stick around and find out the hard way unfortunately for
find out the hard way unfortunately for
find out the hard way unfortunately for Devil May Cry this awful line obviously
Devil May Cry this awful line obviously
Devil May Cry this awful line obviously outlining the theme of the game makes
outlining the theme of the game makes
outlining the theme of the game makes dante seem like a prepubescent teenager
dante seem like a prepubescent teenager
dante seem like a prepubescent teenager what with his voice cracking and the
what with his voice cracking and the
what with his voice cracking and the melodramatic delivery want to fill your
melodramatic delivery want to fill your
melodramatic delivery want to fill your Dark Soul with life
not that the line could have been saved
not that the line could have been saved with a decent voice actor though he was
with a decent voice actor though he was
with a decent voice actor though he was doomed from the start
you’re sick you got something inside
you’re sick you got something inside that big body
number seven uh thanks chaos wars I know
number seven uh thanks chaos wars I know crazy isn’t it
crazy isn’t it
crazy isn’t it this RPG from Japan is well known for
this RPG from Japan is well known for
this RPG from Japan is well known for its poor voice acting and English
its poor voice acting and English
its poor voice acting and English translations with many people claiming
translations with many people claiming
translations with many people claiming that the voice actors were untrained
that the voice actors were untrained
that the voice actors were untrained relatives of the development team due to
relatives of the development team due to
relatives of the development team due to their shared last names what are you
their shared last names what are you
their shared last names what are you singing
singing
singing make your point if you have one as a
make your point if you have one as a
make your point if you have one as a result we get gems like this a
result we get gems like this a
result we get gems like this a disjointed sentence followed by the most
disjointed sentence followed by the most
disjointed sentence followed by the most epic non sequitur in videogame history
epic non sequitur in videogame history
epic non sequitur in videogame history that’s too bad
that’s too bad
that’s too bad they’re gone now you smell good we’re
they’re gone now you smell good we’re
they’re gone now you smell good we’re not sure what smelling good has to do
not sure what smelling good has to do
not sure what smelling good has to do with anything but it makes for a
with anything but it makes for a
with anything but it makes for a hilarious line hahaha that’s not the
hilarious line hahaha that’s not the
hilarious line hahaha that’s not the problem
problem
problem the problem is that I can’t kill you
the problem is that I can’t kill you
the problem is that I can’t kill you know number six magneto threatens the
know number six magneto threatens the
know number six magneto threatens the x-men x-men go and save the city another
x-men x-men go and save the city another
x-men x-men go and save the city another brilliant result of poor translation
brilliant result of poor translation
brilliant result of poor translation this game and its writing became
this game and its writing became
this game and its writing became infamous within the gaming community
infamous within the gaming community
infamous within the gaming community since its release in the arcades all of
since its release in the arcades all of
since its release in the arcades all of the voices were re-recorded for the
the voices were re-recorded for the
the voices were re-recorded for the English release of the game resulting in
English release of the game resulting in
English release of the game resulting in many questionable lines and
many questionable lines and
many questionable lines and unintentionally hilarious moments
unintentionally hilarious moments
unintentionally hilarious moments magneto was supposed to be one of the
magneto was supposed to be one of the
magneto was supposed to be one of the x-men’s toughest and most menacing
x-men’s toughest and most menacing
x-men’s toughest and most menacing villains but when he sprouts the
villains but when he sprouts the
villains but when he sprouts the gibberish you’re about to hear it makes
gibberish you’re about to hear it makes
gibberish you’re about to hear it makes him well less threatening number 5 what
him well less threatening number 5 what
him well less threatening number 5 what does that even mean alone in the dark
does that even mean alone in the dark
does that even mean alone in the dark your suffering will be legendary
your suffering will be legendary
your suffering will be legendary you’re insane while this game wasn’t
you’re insane while this game wasn’t
you’re insane while this game wasn’t translated we wish it was because at
translated we wish it was because at
translated we wish it was because at least that way it would have been
least that way it would have been
least that way it would have been somewhat excusable no I don’t think so
somewhat excusable no I don’t think so
somewhat excusable no I don’t think so the game follows paranormal investigator
the game follows paranormal investigator
the game follows paranormal investigator edward carnby as he battles the forces
edward carnby as he battles the forces
edward carnby as he battles the forces of evil until he is possessed by lucifer
of evil until he is possessed by lucifer
of evil until he is possessed by lucifer now keep in mind that this game wasn’t
now keep in mind that this game wasn’t
now keep in mind that this game wasn’t exactly praised for its story or writing
exactly praised for its story or writing
exactly praised for its story or writing but lines like this are just well listen
but lines like this are just well listen
but lines like this are just well listen I’m the light bringer I’m the in you
I’m the light bringer I’m the in you
I’m the light bringer I’m the in you again the boys acting did not help here
again the boys acting did not help here
again the boys acting did not help here much either and to think this was the
much either and to think this was the
much either and to think this was the same man that gave us Max Payne what are
same man that gave us Max Payne what are
same man that gave us Max Payne what are you talking about you forgot but not to
you talking about you forgot but not to
you talking about you forgot but not to worry I still have the keys to your mind
worry I still have the keys to your mind
worry I still have the keys to your mind number four not even Peter Dinklage can
number four not even Peter Dinklage can
number four not even Peter Dinklage can save this one destiny
save this one destiny
save this one destiny loot cash let’s see what’s inside
loot cash let’s see what’s inside
loot cash let’s see what’s inside destiny was supposed to be the next Halo
destiny was supposed to be the next Halo
destiny was supposed to be the next Halo bungees shining masterpiece but after
bungees shining masterpiece but after
bungees shining masterpiece but after it’s borderline atrocious script we can
it’s borderline atrocious script we can
it’s borderline atrocious script we can see why it didn’t quite reach its goal
see why it didn’t quite reach its goal
see why it didn’t quite reach its goal there’s a wizard here you have to kill
there’s a wizard here you have to kill
there’s a wizard here you have to kill it Peter Dinklage aka Tyrion Lannister
it Peter Dinklage aka Tyrion Lannister
it Peter Dinklage aka Tyrion Lannister originally voiced the character of ghost
originally voiced the character of ghost
originally voiced the character of ghost the robot AI that accompanies your
the robot AI that accompanies your
the robot AI that accompanies your guardian and you well you’ve been dead a
guardian and you well you’ve been dead a
guardian and you well you’ve been dead a long time but his performance was so
long time but his performance was so
long time but his performance was so poorly received that he was eventually
poorly received that he was eventually
poorly received that he was eventually replaced by Nolan North for the
replaced by Nolan North for the
replaced by Nolan North for the expansion’s who went on to rerecord all
expansion’s who went on to rerecord all
expansion’s who went on to rerecord all of Dinklage’s lines for the original
of Dinklage’s lines for the original
of Dinklage’s lines for the original game well I’m ready if you are granted
game well I’m ready if you are granted
game well I’m ready if you are granted we don’t really blame Dinklage as he
we don’t really blame Dinklage as he
we don’t really blame Dinklage as he didn’t have anything to really work with
didn’t have anything to really work with
didn’t have anything to really work with here just listen that wizard came from
here just listen that wizard came from
here just listen that wizard came from the moon out of context it sort of
the moon out of context it sort of
the moon out of context it sort of sounds like the writer overheard his
sounds like the writer overheard his
sounds like the writer overheard his really high roommate while working from
really high roommate while working from
really high roommate while working from home or something the darkness could be
home or something the darkness could be
home or something the darkness could be a lot closer
a lot closer
a lot closer we should probably get moving number
we should probably get moving number
we should probably get moving number three straight and badass Castle
three straight and badass Castle
three straight and badass Castle shikigami – you’re an idiot
shikigami – you’re an idiot
shikigami – you’re an idiot let me finish you as you can imagine
let me finish you as you can imagine
let me finish you as you can imagine from its title here we have another
from its title here we have another
from its title here we have another brilliantly translated line interested
brilliantly translated line interested
brilliantly translated line interested in my body are you
oh you’re into that
oh you’re into that after that inexcusable line from the
after that inexcusable line from the
after that inexcusable line from the woman this line is uttered putting the
woman this line is uttered putting the
woman this line is uttered putting the woman in her place because he definitely
woman in her place because he definitely
woman in her place because he definitely likes girls bro there’s no way he’s gay
likes girls bro there’s no way he’s gay
likes girls bro there’s no way he’s gay I like girls but now
I like girls but now
I like girls but now the way he uncomfortably squeaks in the
the way he uncomfortably squeaks in the
the way he uncomfortably squeaks in the fact that he is straight coupled with
fact that he is straight coupled with
fact that he is straight coupled with the attempt at being badass makes this a
the attempt at being badass makes this a
the attempt at being badass makes this a purely cringe-worthy moment and for all
purely cringe-worthy moment and for all
purely cringe-worthy moment and for all the wrong reasons go home
the wrong reasons go home
the wrong reasons go home regret this number two
regret this number two
regret this number two thanks for the exposition berry resident
thanks for the exposition berry resident
thanks for the exposition berry resident evil this mansion is gigantic we could
evil this mansion is gigantic we could
evil this mansion is gigantic we could get into trouble if we get lost the
get into trouble if we get lost the
get into trouble if we get lost the original Resident Evil was badass and
original Resident Evil was badass and
original Resident Evil was badass and it’s a milestone in gaming history but
it’s a milestone in gaming history but
it’s a milestone in gaming history but damn does it have some truly awful lines
damn does it have some truly awful lines
damn does it have some truly awful lines now Jill can you go I’m going with you
now Jill can you go I’m going with you
now Jill can you go I’m going with you Chris is our old partner you know Barry
Chris is our old partner you know Barry
Chris is our old partner you know Barry has some terrific singers like you were
has some terrific singers like you were
has some terrific singers like you were almost a Jill sandwich but nothing beats
almost a Jill sandwich but nothing beats
almost a Jill sandwich but nothing beats the classic that you’re about to hear
the classic that you’re about to hear
the classic that you’re about to hear not only is this rife with exposition
not only is this rife with exposition
not only is this rife with exposition but it’s delivered in an awfully droning
but it’s delivered in an awfully droning
but it’s delivered in an awfully droning voice to food did the writers honestly
voice to food did the writers honestly
voice to food did the writers honestly think this line would work just listen
think this line would work just listen
think this line would work just listen and see if you would be caught dead
and see if you would be caught dead
and see if you would be caught dead writing something like this here’s a
writing something like this here’s a
writing something like this here’s a lockpick
lockpick
lockpick it might be handy if you the master of
it might be handy if you the master of
it might be handy if you the master of unlock taken with you before we cringe
unlock taken with you before we cringe
unlock taken with you before we cringe out our top pick here are a few
out our top pick here are a few
out our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
honorable mentions
honorable mentions it’s a giant one they’re sinking cities
it’s a giant one they’re sinking cities
it’s a giant one they’re sinking cities with a giant you are look ramps we can
with a giant you are look ramps we can
with a giant you are look ramps we can use these as ramps
use these as ramps
use these as ramps they sure do sell food yep you can buy
they sure do sell food yep you can buy
they sure do sell food yep you can buy food there you flamey it is take this
food there you flamey it is take this
food there you flamey it is take this number one the meme that started it all
number one the meme that started it all
number one the meme that started it all zero wing
zero wing
zero wing the poor English translations from
the poor English translations from
the poor English translations from Japanese games come to a culmination in
Japanese games come to a culmination in
Japanese games come to a culmination in this masterpiece of a line possibly
this masterpiece of a line possibly
this masterpiece of a line possibly gaming’s most notorious how are you
gaming’s most notorious how are you
gaming’s most notorious how are you gentlemen all your base are belong to us
gentlemen all your base are belong to us
gentlemen all your base are belong to us this line became an internet meme in
this line became an internet meme in
this line became an internet meme in 1999 long before the word meme even came
1999 long before the word meme even came
1999 long before the word meme even came into being and enjoyed countless
into being and enjoyed countless
into being and enjoyed countless parodies including techno remixes keep
parodies including techno remixes keep
parodies including techno remixes keep in mind that the digitized voices you’re
in mind that the digitized voices you’re
in mind that the digitized voices you’re hearing are from the aforementioned
hearing are from the aforementioned
hearing are from the aforementioned techno remix which means that the lines
techno remix which means that the lines
techno remix which means that the lines were bad enough in text alone to warrant
were bad enough in text alone to warrant
were bad enough in text alone to warrant a viral sensation just remember to
a viral sensation just remember to
a viral sensation just remember to breathe while you’re laughing
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