topless virgins beer fountains and frozen brains just because you don’t
frozen brains just because you don’t
frozen brains just because you don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
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Internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories why can’t we avoid virgins
stories why can’t we avoid virgins
stories why can’t we avoid virgins through the virgin bursary this week
through the virgin bursary this week
through the virgin bursary this week we’re looking at topless virgin
we’re looking at topless virgin
we’re looking at topless virgin protesters mountains of beer and
protesters mountains of beer and
protesters mountains of beer and cryogenics cryogenics Chris do you
cryogenics cryogenics Chris do you
cryogenics cryogenics Chris do you realize what this is you heard a
realize what this is you heard a
realize what this is you heard a freeze-dried coffee right well this is
freeze-dried coffee right well this is
freeze-dried coffee right well this is like a freeze-dried human number three
like a freeze-dried human number three
like a freeze-dried human number three brain freeze
they did it researchers from 21st
they did it researchers from 21st century medicine won the prize that
century medicine won the prize that
century medicine won the prize that we’ve all grown up hoping to win a small
we’ve all grown up hoping to win a small
we’ve all grown up hoping to win a small mammal brain preservation prize from the
mammal brain preservation prize from the
mammal brain preservation prize from the brain Preservation Foundation sorry what
brain Preservation Foundation sorry what
brain Preservation Foundation sorry what let me start from the top apparently
let me start from the top apparently
let me start from the top apparently there actually is a group called the
there actually is a group called the
there actually is a group called the brain Preservation Foundation who gives
brain Preservation Foundation who gives
brain Preservation Foundation who gives prices out to research groups that
prices out to research groups that
prices out to research groups that successfully you guessed it preserve
successfully you guessed it preserve
successfully you guessed it preserve brains in this case for the first time
brains in this case for the first time
brains in this case for the first time ever a mammalian brain has been
ever a mammalian brain has been
ever a mammalian brain has been preserved all of the neurons and synapse
preserved all of the neurons and synapse
preserved all of the neurons and synapse of this rabbit brain are in perfect
of this rabbit brain are in perfect
of this rabbit brain are in perfect shape without suffering the usual
shape without suffering the usual
shape without suffering the usual dehydration and crashing of neural
dehydration and crashing of neural
dehydration and crashing of neural connections from the cryonic process
connections from the cryonic process
connections from the cryonic process this is huge for the cryopreservation
this is huge for the cryopreservation
this is huge for the cryopreservation field of science as many skeptics in the
field of science as many skeptics in the
field of science as many skeptics in the community didn’t believe this feat was
community didn’t believe this feat was
community didn’t believe this feat was possible it’s not gonna walk junk you’re
possible it’s not gonna walk junk you’re
possible it’s not gonna walk junk you’re just humiliating yourself it’s pathetic
just humiliating yourself it’s pathetic
just humiliating yourself it’s pathetic however we have to mention the brain
however we have to mention the brain
however we have to mention the brain wasn’t thought out in place in another
wasn’t thought out in place in another
wasn’t thought out in place in another rabbit or hooked up to a machine it was
rabbit or hooked up to a machine it was
rabbit or hooked up to a machine it was simply perfectly preserved but things
simply perfectly preserved but things
simply perfectly preserved but things are looking up for Austin Powers worthy
are looking up for Austin Powers worthy
are looking up for Austin Powers worthy technology warm liquid Goofy’s complete
technology warm liquid Goofy’s complete
technology warm liquid Goofy’s complete stage three reanimation beginning
stage three reanimation beginning
stage three reanimation beginning the animation company number two
the animation company number two
the animation company number two sylvanian beer fountains Oh whether
sylvanian beer fountains Oh whether
sylvanian beer fountains Oh whether you’re checking out the world’s largest
you’re checking out the world’s largest
you’re checking out the world’s largest chest of drawers in North Carolina
chest of drawers in North Carolina
chest of drawers in North Carolina Iceland’s penis museum or the temple of
Iceland’s penis museum or the temple of
Iceland’s penis museum or the temple of rats in India there are plenty of absurd
rats in India there are plenty of absurd
rats in India there are plenty of absurd and unsettling ways to drop your cash
and unsettling ways to drop your cash
and unsettling ways to drop your cash when traveling so you might want to
when traveling so you might want to
when traveling so you might want to consider adding zalek Slovenia to your
consider adding zalek Slovenia to your
consider adding zalek Slovenia to your next trip itinerary as city officials in
next trip itinerary as city officials in
next trip itinerary as city officials in the small European town have approved
the small European town have approved
the small European town have approved plans for the construction of an
plans for the construction of an
plans for the construction of an enormous fountain a beer fountain
visitors to the sobriety slaughterer
visitors to the sobriety slaughterer will be offered three helpings of local
will be offered three helpings of local
will be offered three helpings of local Slovenia beers served in a commemorative
Slovenia beers served in a commemorative
Slovenia beers served in a commemorative mug for six euros not lacking protesters
mug for six euros not lacking protesters
mug for six euros not lacking protesters however local mayor Janko costs said
however local mayor Janko costs said
however local mayor Janko costs said quote it’s true the fountain won’t be
quote it’s true the fountain won’t be
quote it’s true the fountain won’t be cheap but it’s a development project a
cheap but it’s a development project a
cheap but it’s a development project a tourism product and here’s a pro tip
tourism product and here’s a pro tip
tourism product and here’s a pro tip next time you want to drunkenly dive
next time you want to drunkenly dive
next time you want to drunkenly dive into a fountain use this one in zalak to
into a fountain use this one in zalak to
into a fountain use this one in zalak to keep the debauchery flowing
number one topless virgin protests I’m a
number one topless virgin protests I’m a virgin sweet I like that because you
virgin sweet I like that because you
virgin sweet I like that because you don’t have chlamydia President Obama
don’t have chlamydia President Obama
don’t have chlamydia President Obama incentivized American businesses to hire
incentivized American businesses to hire
incentivized American businesses to hire immigrant workers by offering around
immigrant workers by offering around
immigrant workers by offering around three thousand dollars in bonuses this
three thousand dollars in bonuses this
three thousand dollars in bonuses this benefits the employer and the hired
benefits the employer and the hired
benefits the employer and the hired individual well it’s not really the same
individual well it’s not really the same
individual well it’s not really the same story for female residents of Ladysmith
story for female residents of Ladysmith
story for female residents of Ladysmith South Africa whose mayor recently
South Africa whose mayor recently
South Africa whose mayor recently introduced a bursary for not doing
introduced a bursary for not doing
introduced a bursary for not doing something well technically not doing
something well technically not doing
something well technically not doing someone why the maidens bursary a
someone why the maidens bursary a
someone why the maidens bursary a scholarship offered to female virgins
scholarship offered to female virgins
scholarship offered to female virgins was created by the kwazulu-natal
was created by the kwazulu-natal
was created by the kwazulu-natal municipality in order to fund higher
municipality in order to fund higher
municipality in order to fund higher education for young women but it’s being
education for young women but it’s being
education for young women but it’s being highly criticized by local groups who
highly criticized by local groups who
highly criticized by local groups who say that in addition to being an
say that in addition to being an
say that in addition to being an invasion of privacy the bursaries
invasion of privacy the bursaries
invasion of privacy the bursaries promising opportunity only to those that
promising opportunity only to those that
promising opportunity only to those that choose abstinence I was flabbergasted
choose abstinence I was flabbergasted
choose abstinence I was flabbergasted because I wondered what what must happen
because I wondered what what must happen
because I wondered what what must happen to go through her raped you know what
to go through her raped you know what
to go through her raped you know what what do we do then well that criticism
what do we do then well that criticism
what do we do then well that criticism was countered by angry topless virgins
was countered by angry topless virgins
was countered by angry topless virgins who protested the public outcry yeesh
who protested the public outcry yeesh
who protested the public outcry yeesh protesting the protest the mayor of the
protesting the protest the mayor of the
protesting the protest the mayor of the region says the incentive was designed
region says the incentive was designed
region says the incentive was designed to help reduce teenage pregnancy and the
to help reduce teenage pregnancy and the
to help reduce teenage pregnancy and the spread of HIV while also widening job
spread of HIV while also widening job
spread of HIV while also widening job opportunities good intentions bad way of
opportunities good intentions bad way of
opportunities good intentions bad way of doing it but he clearly has the Virgin
doing it but he clearly has the Virgin
doing it but he clearly has the Virgin vote in the next election and their
vote in the next election and their
vote in the next election and their efforts must have caught the eye of
efforts must have caught the eye of
efforts must have caught the eye of others oh the power the human breast can
others oh the power the human breast can
others oh the power the human breast can yield so what other liquid deserves a
yield so what other liquid deserves a
yield so what other liquid deserves a fountain a fountain of watermelons
fountain a fountain of watermelons
fountain a fountain of watermelons probably wouldn’t be one of them if you
probably wouldn’t be one of them if you
probably wouldn’t be one of them if you want to suggest a story or get some
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this house all years so just get ready
this house all years so just get ready don’t burn yourself out tonight
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