
love and laughter go together hand-in-hand
hand-in-hand
hand-in-hand I will never shake your hand ever but I
I will never shake your hand ever but I
I will never shake your hand ever but I will give you this welcome to
will give you this welcome to
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not used to that but that’s fine and
not used to that but that’s fine and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten hilarious kissing scenes in
the top ten hilarious kissing scenes in
the top ten hilarious kissing scenes in movies I got a boner for this list we’re
movies I got a boner for this list we’re
movies I got a boner for this list we’re taking a look at those tender moments in
taking a look at those tender moments in
taking a look at those tender moments in movies that take a sharp turn from
movies that take a sharp turn from
movies that take a sharp turn from romantic to insanely funny number 10 a
romantic to insanely funny number 10 a
romantic to insanely funny number 10 a romantic story
romantic story
romantic story blades of glory I don’t care if they win
blades of glory I don’t care if they win
blades of glory I don’t care if they win I don’t care about skating at all Jimmy
I don’t care about skating at all Jimmy
I don’t care about skating at all Jimmy and Katie both had pretty messed-up
and Katie both had pretty messed-up
and Katie both had pretty messed-up childhoods amounting to equally
childhoods amounting to equally
childhoods amounting to equally dysfunctional adulthoods
dysfunctional adulthoods
dysfunctional adulthoods when I was nine my dad insisted on
when I was nine my dad insisted on
when I was nine my dad insisted on having me circumcised to minimize wind
having me circumcised to minimize wind
having me circumcised to minimize wind resistance while driving me to skating
resistance while driving me to skating
resistance while driving me to skating practice my parents were in a fatal
practice my parents were in a fatal
practice my parents were in a fatal accident my brother and sister blame me
accident my brother and sister blame me
accident my brother and sister blame me for their death and they forced me to
for their death and they forced me to
for their death and they forced me to work for them
work for them
work for them like a slave as Katie reminisces about
like a slave as Katie reminisces about
like a slave as Katie reminisces about her hilariously tragic upbringing over
her hilariously tragic upbringing over
her hilariously tragic upbringing over snow cones
snow cones
snow cones Jimmy feels compelled to segue into a
Jimmy feels compelled to segue into a
Jimmy feels compelled to segue into a totally out of left field kiss
with a WTF expression on her face Katie
with a WTF expression on her face Katie isn’t sure whether to view this as
isn’t sure whether to view this as
isn’t sure whether to view this as romantic or socially inept in either
romantic or socially inept in either
romantic or socially inept in either case their smooch is utterly cringe
case their smooch is utterly cringe
case their smooch is utterly cringe inducing and hysterical Wow such a
inducing and hysterical Wow such a
inducing and hysterical Wow such a glorious kiss could only be shared
glorious kiss could only be shared
glorious kiss could only be shared between two people that obviously don’t
between two people that obviously don’t
between two people that obviously don’t have much experience in the dating
have much experience in the dating
have much experience in the dating Department I never really thought of
Department I never really thought of
Department I never really thought of that as a romantic story before
number nine tongue-tied scary movie here
number nine tongue-tied scary movie here we are again losing your virginity isn’t
we are again losing your virginity isn’t
we are again losing your virginity isn’t as sweeping and glamorous as the movies
as sweeping and glamorous as the movies
as sweeping and glamorous as the movies make it out to be in real life your
make it out to be in real life your
make it out to be in real life your first time with your highschool
first time with your highschool
first time with your highschool sweetheart is likely to be beyond
sweetheart is likely to be beyond
sweetheart is likely to be beyond uncomfortable although hopefully not
uncomfortable although hopefully not
uncomfortable although hopefully not nearly as awkward as this scene from
nearly as awkward as this scene from
nearly as awkward as this scene from scary movie I can’t keep fighting these
scary movie I can’t keep fighting these
scary movie I can’t keep fighting these urges I have to just give in to them and
urges I have to just give in to them and
urges I have to just give in to them and let them flow Cindy and Bobby
let them flow Cindy and Bobby
let them flow Cindy and Bobby immediately get off to a bizarre start
immediately get off to a bizarre start
immediately get off to a bizarre start as they lock lips and then proceeded to
as they lock lips and then proceeded to
as they lock lips and then proceeded to lock tongues they get just a little too
lock tongues they get just a little too
lock tongues they get just a little too freaky and soon their tongues become
freaky and soon their tongues become
freaky and soon their tongues become tangled Oh believe it or not that’s not
tangled Oh believe it or not that’s not
tangled Oh believe it or not that’s not even the grossest thing they do with
even the grossest thing they do with
even the grossest thing they do with their mouths that night Oh
number 8 she’s my sister Borat he’s my
number 8 she’s my sister Borat he’s my neighbor
neighbor
neighbor yo so time to react bye he is painting
yo so time to react bye he is painting
yo so time to react bye he is painting my asshole’s do you kiss your sister
my asshole’s do you kiss your sister
my asshole’s do you kiss your sister with that mouth for at this is Natalia
she’s my sister um it looks like you do
she’s my sister um it looks like you do in this early scene from the 2006 movie
in this early scene from the 2006 movie
in this early scene from the 2006 movie film our favorite kazakhstani TV
film our favorite kazakhstani TV
film our favorite kazakhstani TV personality introduces us to a native
personality introduces us to a native
personality introduces us to a native named Natalia after giving her a sloppy
named Natalia after giving her a sloppy
named Natalia after giving her a sloppy kiss on the lips
kiss on the lips
kiss on the lips Borat identifies this woman as his
Borat identifies this woman as his
Borat identifies this woman as his sister and the number 4 prostitute in
sister and the number 4 prostitute in
sister and the number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan she is number 4
all of Kazakhstan she is number 4
all of Kazakhstan she is number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan the
prostitute in all of Kazakhstan the
prostitute in all of Kazakhstan the scene was actually filmed in Romania
scene was actually filmed in Romania
scene was actually filmed in Romania with a local villager stepping in as
with a local villager stepping in as
with a local villager stepping in as Borat’s incestuous sibling I’m not ever
Borat’s incestuous sibling I’m not ever
Borat’s incestuous sibling I’m not ever bought up I like it you I like sex
bought up I like it you I like sex
bought up I like it you I like sex it’s nice apparently she was only paid 3
it’s nice apparently she was only paid 3
it’s nice apparently she was only paid 3 euros like the rest of the villagers the
euros like the rest of the villagers the
euros like the rest of the villagers the kiss she shares with Borat is truly
kiss she shares with Borat is truly
kiss she shares with Borat is truly comedic gold though and certainly worth
comedic gold though and certainly worth
comedic gold though and certainly worth a trophy nice number 7 shut up and kiss
a trophy nice number 7 shut up and kiss
a trophy nice number 7 shut up and kiss me
me
me Wayne’s World 2 hello hi kissing a
Wayne’s World 2 hello hi kissing a
Wayne’s World 2 hello hi kissing a beautiful woman is like floating on air
beautiful woman is like floating on air
beautiful woman is like floating on air actually that’s literally Garth Algar
actually that’s literally Garth Algar
actually that’s literally Garth Algar experience as he kisses the stunning
experience as he kisses the stunning
experience as he kisses the stunning honey horn eh shut up and kiss me the
honey horn eh shut up and kiss me the
honey horn eh shut up and kiss me the only thing more inexplicable than
only thing more inexplicable than
only thing more inexplicable than honey’s surname is her attraction to
honey’s surname is her attraction to
honey’s surname is her attraction to Garth thus it’s only appropriate that
Garth thus it’s only appropriate that
Garth thus it’s only appropriate that they engage in an inexplicable kiss that
they engage in an inexplicable kiss that
they engage in an inexplicable kiss that defies gravity
in cartoon fashion guards can’t levitate
in cartoon fashion guards can’t levitate for too long and plummets down
for too long and plummets down
for too long and plummets down this leaves honey to play the man’s role
this leaves honey to play the man’s role
this leaves honey to play the man’s role and carry her lover to the bedroom
and carry her lover to the bedroom
and carry her lover to the bedroom because I have some cocoa later as we’ve
because I have some cocoa later as we’ve
because I have some cocoa later as we’ve come to expect from the Wayne’s World
come to expect from the Wayne’s World
come to expect from the Wayne’s World films this gag manages to be equal parts
films this gag manages to be equal parts
films this gag manages to be equal parts random clever absurd and funny all
random clever absurd and funny all
random clever absurd and funny all sealed with a kiss come hold me you know
sealed with a kiss come hold me you know
sealed with a kiss come hold me you know I will
number 6 family kiss we’re the Millers
number 6 family kiss we’re the Millers okay what you’d be hard-pressed to find
okay what you’d be hard-pressed to find
okay what you’d be hard-pressed to find a guy that wouldn’t want to kiss
a guy that wouldn’t want to kiss
a guy that wouldn’t want to kiss Jennifer Aniston or Emma Roberts floored
Jennifer Aniston or Emma Roberts floored
Jennifer Aniston or Emma Roberts floored we thank thee for the blessing of this
we thank thee for the blessing of this
we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation that is unless you’re
family vacation that is unless you’re
family vacation that is unless you’re related to one of them by blood in this
related to one of them by blood in this
related to one of them by blood in this uproarious scene from we’re the Millers
uproarious scene from we’re the Millers
uproarious scene from we’re the Millers a phony daughter gives her phony brother
a phony daughter gives her phony brother
a phony daughter gives her phony brother a few pointers on kissing look it’s okay
a few pointers on kissing look it’s okay
a few pointers on kissing look it’s okay that you haven’t kissed a girl you know
that you haven’t kissed a girl you know
that you haven’t kissed a girl you know I’m sure there are some girls who I’ve
I’m sure there are some girls who I’ve
I’m sure there are some girls who I’ve never met the fine inexperienced kind of
never met the fine inexperienced kind of
never met the fine inexperienced kind of sweet well that’s already funny the
sweet well that’s already funny the
sweet well that’s already funny the scene keeps building on the laughs as
scene keeps building on the laughs as
scene keeps building on the laughs as their phony mother steps in to pass on
their phony mother steps in to pass on
their phony mother steps in to pass on more experience well huh show me what
more experience well huh show me what
more experience well huh show me what really yes okay um the phony father
really yes okay um the phony father
really yes okay um the phony father meanwhile immortalizes this precious
meanwhile immortalizes this precious
meanwhile immortalizes this precious family memory with a photo make it a
family memory with a photo make it a
family memory with a photo make it a good one okay
good one okay
good one okay froze get on the hello there you go
froze get on the hello there you go
froze get on the hello there you go photobomb it then as the ultimate punch
photobomb it then as the ultimate punch
photobomb it then as the ultimate punch line the girl our inexperienced kisser
line the girl our inexperienced kisser
line the girl our inexperienced kisser has been trying to impress walks in
has been trying to impress walks in
has been trying to impress walks in Kinney and you thought your phony family
Kinney and you thought your phony family
Kinney and you thought your phony family had issues but no Melissa it’s something
had issues but no Melissa it’s something
had issues but no Melissa it’s something I’m sorry listen wait you know there’s a
I’m sorry listen wait you know there’s a
I’m sorry listen wait you know there’s a 50/50 chance you’d be into it number
50/50 chance you’d be into it number
50/50 chance you’d be into it number five Jim and Stifler American Pie – oh
five Jim and Stifler American Pie – oh
five Jim and Stifler American Pie – oh sweet Jesus how far would you be willing
sweet Jesus how far would you be willing
sweet Jesus how far would you be willing to go to see some hot lesbian action in
to go to see some hot lesbian action in
to go to see some hot lesbian action in jimin’s Stifler’s case they’re at least
jimin’s Stifler’s case they’re at least
jimin’s Stifler’s case they’re at least willing to go to first base with each
willing to go to first base with each
willing to go to first base with each other shit
other shit
other shit where’s your tongue peck on the lips
where’s your tongue peck on the lips
where’s your tongue peck on the lips isn’t gonna cut it however they’re
isn’t gonna cut it however they’re
isn’t gonna cut it however they’re forced to share a prolonged smooch that
forced to share a prolonged smooch that
forced to share a prolonged smooch that almost leaves them in tears and the
almost leaves them in tears and the
almost leaves them in tears and the audience crying with laughter good boy
audience crying with laughter good boy
audience crying with laughter good boy hey at least it was better than touching
hey at least it was better than touching
hey at least it was better than touching Finch’s ass
Finch’s ass
Finch’s ass the guys are compensated with the
the guys are compensated with the
the guys are compensated with the girl-on-girl foreplay they were promised
girl-on-girl foreplay they were promised
girl-on-girl foreplay they were promised as well as an MTV Movie Award for Best
as well as an MTV Movie Award for Best
as well as an MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss very good dude you’re a lousy
Kiss very good dude you’re a lousy
Kiss very good dude you’re a lousy kisser number four mind over lips
kisser number four mind over lips
kisser number four mind over lips Tootsie we’re up next
Tootsie we’re up next
Tootsie we’re up next when an actor really commits to a role
when an actor really commits to a role
when an actor really commits to a role sometimes they need to make sacrifices
sometimes they need to make sacrifices
sometimes they need to make sacrifices to remain in character as Dorothy
to remain in character as Dorothy
to remain in character as Dorothy Michaels Michael Dorsey is put in an
Michaels Michael Dorsey is put in an
Michaels Michael Dorsey is put in an awkward spot when the script calls for
awkward spot when the script calls for
awkward spot when the script calls for him to kiss dr. Brewster also known as
him to kiss dr. Brewster also known as
him to kiss dr. Brewster also known as the tongue I have to kiss dr. Brewster
the tongue I have to kiss dr. Brewster
the tongue I have to kiss dr. Brewster hey he kisses all the women on the show
hey he kisses all the women on the show
hey he kisses all the women on the show we’re calling the tongue using his
we’re calling the tongue using his
we’re calling the tongue using his instincts and improvisational skills
instincts and improvisational skills
instincts and improvisational skills Michael manages to woman up and slaps
Michael manages to woman up and slaps
Michael manages to woman up and slaps his way out of puckering up I admire
his way out of puckering up I admire
his way out of puckering up I admire people with power women with power
people with power women with power
people with power women with power especially Michael gets through the
especially Michael gets through the
especially Michael gets through the chute without locking lips but his lewd
chute without locking lips but his lewd
chute without locking lips but his lewd co-star won’t rest until he’s kissed
co-star won’t rest until he’s kissed
co-star won’t rest until he’s kissed every actress on set even if he needs to
every actress on set even if he needs to
every actress on set even if he needs to get that kiss off screen I just want to
get that kiss off screen I just want to
get that kiss off screen I just want to say I’d love it what you did in our
say I’d love it what you did in our
say I’d love it what you did in our scene thank you welcome aboard
scene thank you welcome aboard
scene thank you welcome aboard well you know you were good mm-hmm
well you know you were good mm-hmm
well you know you were good mm-hmm mm-hmm number three you taste like a
mm-hmm number three you taste like a
mm-hmm number three you taste like a burger wet hot American summer French
burger wet hot American summer French
burger wet hot American summer French great you’re not so bad yourself mr. man
great you’re not so bad yourself mr. man
great you’re not so bad yourself mr. man we’ve all seen a couple like Andy and
we’ve all seen a couple like Andy and
we’ve all seen a couple like Andy and Lindsay before you know two people that
Lindsay before you know two people that
Lindsay before you know two people that won’t stop sucking each other’s faces
won’t stop sucking each other’s faces
won’t stop sucking each other’s faces even when they’re supposed to be keeping
even when they’re supposed to be keeping
even when they’re supposed to be keeping a watchful eye on small children as they
a watchful eye on small children as they
a watchful eye on small children as they explore each other’s mouths everyone
explore each other’s mouths everyone
explore each other’s mouths everyone else feels like throwing up in their own
else feels like throwing up in their own
else feels like throwing up in their own mouths being too incredibly shallow
mouths being too incredibly shallow
mouths being too incredibly shallow individuals Andy and Lindsay clearly
individuals Andy and Lindsay clearly
individuals Andy and Lindsay clearly belong together
belong together
belong together seeing is how they are so shallow though
seeing is how they are so shallow though
seeing is how they are so shallow though it doesn’t take much more than bad
it doesn’t take much more than bad
it doesn’t take much more than bad breath to cease their makeout session
breath to cease their makeout session
breath to cease their makeout session and summer romance is
number two lady and the Charlie Sheen
number two lady and the Charlie Sheen hotshots partner I thought it was never
hotshots partner I thought it was never
hotshots partner I thought it was never good to see you again that you are out
good to see you again that you are out
good to see you again that you are out of my life but it’s a sequel I had to
of my life but it’s a sequel I had to
of my life but it’s a sequel I had to come we’re all familiar with the iconic
come we’re all familiar with the iconic
come we’re all familiar with the iconic Bella not a scene from lady in the Tramp
Bella not a scene from lady in the Tramp
Bella not a scene from lady in the Tramp it’s been satirized a million times over
it’s been satirized a million times over
it’s been satirized a million times over the years and it’s this parody from
the years and it’s this parody from
the years and it’s this parody from hotshot spark do that makes us laugh the
hotshot spark do that makes us laugh the
hotshot spark do that makes us laugh the most
the scene recreates the iconic Disney
the scene recreates the iconic Disney moment to perfection with musical
moment to perfection with musical
moment to perfection with musical accompaniment and a pasta dinner
accompaniment and a pasta dinner
accompaniment and a pasta dinner slurping up one long string of spaghetti
slurping up one long string of spaghetti
slurping up one long string of spaghetti our lovers lips are brought together say
our lovers lips are brought together say
our lovers lips are brought together say that you’re my sweetheart my
if that’s not funny enough topper
if that’s not funny enough topper graciously offers his date the last
graciously offers his date the last
graciously offers his date the last meatball in puppy love fashion he then
meatball in puppy love fashion he then
meatball in puppy love fashion he then proceeds to kiss her like he’s never
proceeds to kiss her like he’s never
proceeds to kiss her like he’s never kissed her before ie
kissed her before ie
kissed her before ie on the nose kiss me give never kiss me
before we get to our top pick here are
before we get to our top pick here are some honorable mentions
number one Lloyd’s fantasy dumb and
number one Lloyd’s fantasy dumb and Dumberer
Dumberer
Dumberer what do you think the chances are of a
what do you think the chances are of a
what do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending
guy like you and a girl like me ending
guy like you and a girl like me ending up together
up together
up together Lloyd Christmas’s fantasy evening with
Lloyd Christmas’s fantasy evening with
Lloyd Christmas’s fantasy evening with his dream girl naturally leads to a
his dream girl naturally leads to a
his dream girl naturally leads to a fairy tale kiss or at least Lloyd’s
fairy tale kiss or at least Lloyd’s
fairy tale kiss or at least Lloyd’s version of a fairy tale kiss
we’ve seen people suck face before but
we’ve seen people suck face before but Jim Carrey takes it to a whole new level
Jim Carrey takes it to a whole new level
Jim Carrey takes it to a whole new level as he practically swallows Lauren Holly
as he practically swallows Lauren Holly
as he practically swallows Lauren Holly halfway through it almost looks like
halfway through it almost looks like
halfway through it almost looks like she’s struggling to breathe then as
she’s struggling to breathe then as
she’s struggling to breathe then as Lloyd finally pulls away the audience
Lloyd finally pulls away the audience
Lloyd finally pulls away the audience needs to catch their breath as they
needs to catch their breath as they
needs to catch their breath as they nearly die from laughter
loyd might not have done well in school
loyd might not have done well in school but he likely could have gotten an A in
but he likely could have gotten an A in
but he likely could have gotten an A in French class
do you agree with our list it’s getting
do you agree with our list it’s getting better it’s getting better on what
better it’s getting better on what
better it’s getting better on what kissing scene never fails to make you
kissing scene never fails to make you
kissing scene never fails to make you laugh like I think we’re not thinking
laugh like I think we’re not thinking
laugh like I think we’re not thinking clearly oh shit my god for more
clearly oh shit my god for more
clearly oh shit my god for more entertaining top 10s published every day
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